The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 56

That day Du Yi was walking in the heaven with Feng Jiu on his back, and was stopped by Feng Huang. Feng Huang looked at Feng Jiu on Du Yi's back, hesitated a little, but still knelt down to pay his respects under Du Yi's stern gaze. "Master is well, Feng Jiu, God Feng Jiu is well."

"What's the matter with you?" Feng Jiu narrowed her eyes and asked lazily.

"I would like to ask the teacher to respect a few practice questions?"

"It doesn't matter if you have something to say." Du Yi Shangshen said.

"Today, I feel that the evil fire in my abdomen is strong, and I am very sad." Fenghuang said pitifully.A pill flew out of my hand.

"This elixir is just the panacea. After you take it, your stomach will burn for three hours, and the fire poison will burn out all over your body, and you will be fine."

Before she recovered, the pill melted in her mouth. "You hurt me, ah—ah, it hurts so much."

"Master, Feng Jiu hurt me, it hurts so much."

Feng Jiu lay on Du Yi's shoulder, breathed into Du Yi's ear, and said something. "Du Yi, what do you think?"

"Your Highness did the right thing. Feng Huang, you should thank God Feng Jiu for his grace." Du Yi's words seemed to hurt Feng Huang to the core.It's just burning for three hours, what's the pain?

"At the beginning of the divine calamity in the divine calendar, it was burned for three days and three nights, but now it's only three hours, and Goddess Fenghuang is so impatient. I don't know when she will be reborn from Nirvana, and she will be ranked as the Supreme God?"

Feng Jiu looked at her innocently, rolling over and over on the ground, clutching her belly. I heard that this elixir made people burn with karma, and it must have been extremely hot and painful.Haha, here I would like to silently thank Gou Chen for his sponsorship. "I'm a little tired, Du Yi, take me back."

Du Yi pondered and said. "Yes, Your Highness, we are going back."

He didn't cast aside his gaze to look at Fenghuang who was rolling all over the ground.

Seeing Feng Huang rolling all over the floor, Sheng Yan hugged her in fright, was slapped severely by Feng Huang twice, held back, and carried her to the Heavenly Emperor's Palace of Bixiao, the Queen of Heaven was shocked, and hurriedly sent someone to invite her The ancient gods, the ancient gods have already come down to inspect, only Shangxian Si Le is still there, and it is Empress Hexi who is here.

"Congratulations to Empress Tianhou, thanks to Goddess Feng Jiu's dyeing pill that was handed down from ancient times, Goddess Fenghuang will definitely remove the fire poison after being cleaned by the dyeing pill, and her cultivation will be improved to a higher level."

"You, she is in such pain, what can I do to deal with it? Is there any way to relieve the pain? Emperor!"

Tianhou anxiously stroked Fenghuang's forehead.

The Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to ask. "What kind of prescription did the Ancient God Venerable leave behind?"

"Reporting to the Emperor of Heaven, there is no prescription, because the Phoenix clan needs to be bathed in fire to practice, on the contrary, the Goddess Fenghuang has not experienced any karmic fire because of her strong body, so that she has not yet forged the gods. I would like to ask Your Majesty and Your Majesty to be less distressed and more expectant. You must endure the pain of burning your body before you can cultivate diligently." Shangxian Si Le was very respectful, but he also expressed his disapproval of the queen's pampering of the goddess. .

"It's hard work for Shangxian to come here and enjoy the fine wine. I don't know how is Feng Jiu's injury?" The Heavenly Emperor then asked.

"Reporting to the Heavenly Emperor, Shangshen is currently recuperating in Fengming Pavilion, and his health is very bad. Since Shangshen was weak since childhood, he was baptized by heavenly fire twice, and the pain he suffered is probably not caused by the mere pain caused by the dyed spirit pill. Comparable, until now, every [-] days, the God of God will repeat the pain of burning in the sky. What an astoundingly talented God.”

Shangxian Si Le seemed to be bought by Feng Jiu and spoke for her everywhere. Fenghuang was in extreme pain, and looked at Si Le Shangxian with hatred. This is mocking me, Fenghuang Goddess, who can't endure hardship and can't be like Feng Jiu Is it the same as God?Feng Jiu, just wait for me, the suffering of today will be repaid thousands of times and thousands of times on you sooner or later.

The last time Feng Huang suffered from Feng Jiu, she said that she had been writhing in pain for a whole day, how did Feng Jiu know that her body was so weak.He must have held a grudge against himself.Of course, there is also her master who always helps her.For this, Feng Jiu just shrugged her shoulders helplessly. Is it because I am so beautiful and blame me? Then, Feng Jiu began to hear that some people did not say that there was someone else who was this little Phoenix.The number one phoenix in the world is Fengjiu Shangshen, that's right.

The Phoenix Emperor complained to the Heavenly Emperor and the Empress Dowager, and in front of many gods, she suddenly burst into tears, pretending to be killing her relatives righteously.Then he said swearingly;

"Father, mother, the rules of heaven are clear, saying that the gods in the heavens should not leave their positions without authorization, and give and receive in private." Alas!The gods suddenly did this, and the gods looked bewildered and dazed.

It doesn't matter to him that two gods fall in love.When this matter finally reached me, Fengming Pavilion.Feng Jiu just chuckled.Isn't this bullshit?
Poor little Fenghuang, I still feel sorry for her broken little IQ, but there is a premise.

"Do not leave your post without permission."

Feng Jiu muttered to herself for a while, but she still thought of my master, the ancient deity who is the largest iceberg in the world.

At the beginning, Feng Jiubai studied art from them for 8000 years.

When she was reciting the rules of heaven, how many times Feng Jiu was slapped on the palm of the hand by the god, and how many times she heard the words of the ancient god.

"Why did the deity make this heavenly rule? The gods are like the sun, the moon, and the stars. They are constantly turning around. No matter which one leaves the post without authorization, it will cause chaos in the trajectory and disturb the heavens. That's why I can't leave the post without authorization. I didn't say that You can’t fall in love, love is free, I support it, the premise is to do your duty well, look at these gods, they resent me very much, have I said anything? They don’t do their own things well, go to fall in love, and waste In life, what else can I say? I can only be ridiculed by me and punished by the Emperor and Queen of Heaven.

But this deity is different. This deity manages all over the world, plus the heavens and billions of stars. It’s all a lie. Everyone performs their duties, so I am free. I am interested in doing what I like and meeting myself. Like the person, drink the wine you like, sit on the cloud you like.Isn't it beautiful. "

So according to what Master Feng Jiu said, all the gods in the heavenly court perform their duties, but I, Feng Jiu, is just a title and has nothing to do. Land, Fengming Mountain and other rebels.To tell the truth, there is a fairy in the extreme north, Fengming Mountain has an enchantment, and the demon spirits are timid and very stable.So he too is an idler.

Feng Jiu thought clearly.

We didn't fall in love, and he was my nanny, and he carried me on his back every day. It was no big deal. I am so light, only weighing more than 100 catties.Two idlers, or two salted fish stick together every day, who can cure me?Poor little Feng Huang was deceived by the heavenly rules written by my master.Trying to bring me down, dreaming.

So Fenghuang was not only reprimanded by the Emperor of Heaven, but also ridiculed by the gods.In the end, Du Yi was punished to face the wall and think about it for 20 years.

Wow!Hahaha, Feng Jiu's stomach hurts from laughing, rolling all over the floor in Fengming Pavilion.What is it called?This legendary loses his wife and loses his army.Seeing Feng Jiu smiling so heartily, Du Yi also smiled, and asked me what my plan is next?
In Fengming Pavilion, Feng Jiu had tortured Du Yi to the point where he was summoned by angels every day!He actually listened to her orders.

With nothing to do, Feng Jiu went to patrol the mountains.

What mountain are you visiting?Fengming Mountain.

The green grass on Fengming Mountain is fragrant, and I saw Erhua again.Feng Jiu still remembers when Erhua persuaded me, saying that a woman who can't keep a man is either ugly or lazy.Now I only see Erhua crying miserably, tears and snot all flowing out.

"I said Erhua, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying so miserably. It's just that Wan'er hasn't seen each other in 8000 years. Why did the Erhua girl who crossed the Yalu River disappear? Why did you It’s too embarrassing for me to be just a little Earth Immortal after cultivating.” Is it because my words are too harsh.So much so that Erhua stopped crying.Erhua picked up the broom and chased after me.

I was sitting by the stream watching the sun, admiring the flowers, eating wild fruits, and waiting for Du Yi. "Help! Someone is going to murder the God. You are too courageous! Now you have climbed on the head of the God." In my earth-shattering cry.My dear Duyi Shangshen appeared, and I saw him gently waving his sleeves.The wind and the cloud are raging, and the blue sky is thunderbolt.

"Run, I will protect you."

Although Erhua is not afraid of me, but seeing this serious Du Yi is a god.He was so frightened that he quickly knelt down.

"God forgive me, the little one didn't do it on purpose."

I lay on Du Yi's back.asked her very proudly. "You didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose." Hearing what I said, Du Yi frowned.

"No rules, no rules. What happened? What happened to be so presumptuous." Sure enough, I am the best at doing this kind of thing.Looking at Du Yi's invincible appearance.I couldn't help being excited for a while.

Du Yi, Du Yi, I didn't expect that!Just think about it and be happy.

(End of this chapter)