Comedy Time Travel: My Star Wife

Chapter 1

A person's life of sin is described as follows:
Morning 10: 30
Someone is wriggling lazily in the warm nest, allowing the body to cling to the comfortable quilt more completely.The sun spared no effort to spread light and heat to this guy with a halazi dripping from the corner of his mouth.She seemed to enjoy opening her eyes, and inadvertently glanced at the watch on her wrist...

Morning 10: 31
"Ah... my final exam..." A shocking howl resounded throughout the girls' dormitory building, except for someone who screamed, everyone else was completely petrified.As a black shadow rolls out of the building door like a storm, the eyelids of the cleaning aunt are still beating, the corners of the doorkeeper's mouth are still trembling, and an alarm clock that stopped because of no electricity is still spinning...

Exam entrance
Three black lines poured down from someone's forehead without any hesitation... Someone shook his trembling index finger and pointed directly at the teacher who was collecting papers in the examination room... "Kang... when..." Someone instantly Cracked into pieces...

In the dormitory
"Stupid woman, stop howling, the building will collapse if you howl again..." Zhao Xuanxuan blocked his ears with one hand, and wiped a wad of toilet paper on someone's face indiscriminately with the other.Her temples were throbbing, and there were two large characters written on her face: Displeased!

A certain person was not at all intimidated by Zhao Xuanxuan's cannibalistic expression, and even yelled without hesitation: "Zhao Xuanxuan, you are a woman with a beastly face and a heartless heart, who values ​​sex and despises friends, just to grab the cafeteria for breakfast." The limited edition fried rice, you didn't wake me up!...555..."

"Sister, please, I'm calling you, okay! Who knew that after you were dragged to the ground, you could still crawl back to sleep again?! The conscience of heaven and earth! ... And how much meat have you gained recently, a dead woman? , so that my hand still hurts!"

"Um... I don't care, you caused me to fail the exam. This is your first crime," someone continued with tears in his nose, "The most hateful thing is that you have committed a more serious crime." sin in the midst of it."

"Grandma, what's wrong with me?!" Xuanxuan's face was ready to make fish-flavored eggplant.

"That's...you didn't even think about bringing me a limited edition fried rice...an...an..."

A gust of wind blew by, leaving only someone blinking innocently, wiping his nose, and a pile of debris called Xuanxuan on the ground...

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That person is me, Yao Yao, 19 years old, female (Yao Yao: --!!! Luo Luo scratched his head and said: That was nonsense just now. In fact, our Yaoyao is really good. Kitchen, good figure, delicious food, room [dormitory] and car [bicycle], highly educated, it is really a good medicine for home travel, abuse and bullying, please contact me if you are interested, we will serve you wholeheartedly Serving... Wu... Wu... Lolo was blown away and became a bright spot in the sky. Yaoyao: Hehehe, sorry everyone! This person talks too much...)
As a sophomore, in fact, like many of my friends, I was full of yearning for the beautiful life of the university before entering the university!I think back then, I, Yao Yao, was rooted in Zhengmiaohong, was excellent in character and learning, and was positive... However, after entering the ivory tower, I realized that the distance between ideal and reality is always so far away ...

But it’s okay, when I’m bored, I still have the Internet, food and my dear and lovely bed to accompany me.They are the three joys of my life!I really can't imagine what my life would be like without them...

Browsing through the recent novels, I am amazed that there are so many themes of time travel recently... What jumping off a building, wearing in a car accident, wearing into a dark room, wearing into the water, wearing with a broken antique, the most invincible is wearing a bicycle. The heroine actually wore it!Speaking of this, I was so angry that my teeth itched.Why is my life so unlucky, the last time I was hit by a bicycle on the road, except for my head falling out of a big bag, nothing happened!What nonsense!
I am admiring the different time and space lives of those comrades who travel through time and space with great admiration. The most invincible thing in common is-meeting a handsome guy!
Whether it is the cold and shady type, the sunny and cheerful type, the imperial power type, or the world-wide type, anyway, as long as he is a handsome guy, he will definitely fall under the pomegranate skirts of the heroines without exception... What a cruel reality this is Ah, why have I never met a handsome guy? !Could it be that the handsome guys are all wearing ancient clothes?!
But having said that, no matter how beautiful the different time and space are in the eyes of others, I still think that the carefree modern life is still very good...

After all, there are my lovely parents here; there are my good friends (Xuanxuan sneezed...); Beloved, it’s really a waste of time, pull it out and slaughter it...); there are many things I can’t let go of...

I care about what I already have, and I don't want to pursue those illusory things. I really don't understand what is so good about time travel! ... (Yaoyao suddenly felt a chill behind her back, and shot at the flying knives of the time-traveling enthusiasts...I saw Yaoyao rushing around with her head in her arms, shouting in her mouth: "Ah, ah, I was wrong! In fact, time-traveling is very good of... help...")
(End of this chapter)