Comedy Time Travel: My Star Wife

Chapter 2

"Ah... it's worn, it's gone... there's a hole!" A howl resounded through the dormitory...

Holding the fishnet stockings I just bought, I screamed at the steaming tooth marks on them, and they were still fresh from the oven!
I gritted my teeth and frantically shot at the broken cat lying on my bed with murderous eyes. The broken cat that Xuanxuan picked up from nowhere yesterday had nothing on its body except for its golden eyes. A trace of stray hairs, all black.

But at this moment, under my cat-eating eyes, the little girl looked at me provocatively, meowed, and finally showed her shiny cat claws!
I got angry... I exploded... my little universe burned...

Just when I took out my black belt in Taekwondo and jumped on the bed at the speed of light to grab the little girl's tail, that stuff that we usually call a miracle happened without warning...

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I thought depressingly, could it be that I, Yao Yao, just crossed over?! Could it be that I am the legendary super broken cat carrying an enhanced version of time travel? !Why can't you give me a normal way like other time travel fans? !
I was so sad that I almost wanted to hit the cat and commit suicide, although the dead cat had already flown to nowhere.

Looks like I'm about to say goodbye to my wonderful life and my lovely bed...

After the darkness, there was only a "boom", as if it had landed.

I didn't feel any pain at all, and I felt that my lower body was still soft.I can't help but think, usually time-traveling heroines just wear them on the bed, and I, Yao Yao, can't be an exception!Moreover, there is usually a peerless and beautiful man with a concerned face standing beside the bed (although sometimes it will be the heroine’s father in a different time and space)... Thinking of this, I blushed and opened my green eyes with a heartbeat... …

The dust raised by the forced landing gradually fell...

"Ah!!!!" After I screamed, there were dead birds all around...

Where am I wearing it!!!
I did wear to the bed, and it was still my lovely bed in that world...

It's just... I traveled with my bed to the middle of the street in an unknown dynasty, and the people all over the street were frightened by me and that strange bed that fell from the sky!

Depressed... I suddenly thought of something: I hope God will open my eyes, even if I don't have a group of maids to serve me, I have to give me a good-looking handsome man to calm my mind!
"Ah..." A moaning voice came from below me.

I was stunned, and quickly looked under the bed, and there was a trembling man's arm exposed there!

It's over!Being hit by me and my bed like this, the man below must have given up...

I hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, ignoring the passers-by who had already surrounded me, and dragged him out from under the bed, who was already motionless.I didn't expect this guy to be really good-looking, but such a handsome guy died like this under the peerless destruction of me, the time-traveling heroine!

It's such a pity that the first handsome guy he met through time travel died before he could even say a word!
The passers-by are getting more and more crowded, "Someone's been killed! Someone's been killed!" "It's this woman! Hurry up and report to the police!"...

Report to the official? !This is not bad! ...

"Wow!..." I threw myself on the handsome guy's body and cried hoarsely, and the crowd who were discussing around me were immediately stunned by my feat.

"Brother! Brother! What are you doing! You can't die! Parents died early, and you and I are left to depend on each other... You have been with me for so long, but I didn't even give you a full meal. I'm really sorry for you! Brother...my poor brother!"

I rushed into the crowd while crying, found an aunt who seemed to have been moved by my invincible acting skills, put my arms around her neck, and sobbed on her shoulder: "Woo, my poor brother just died like this. Let me send a white-haired person to a black-haired person...Auntie, look at how disabled I am! I, I, I...I pulled him up by shit and pee, why did he just throw me alone so heartlessly? In this world!..."

Hearing what I said, the voices around me gradually turned into sympathy. "Ah... how pitiful..." "I didn't expect to be brother and sister..."...and that aunt was very cooperative in comforting me...

I was a little excited in my heart, it seems that there are no right or wrong statuettes who travel through heroines in this century!
"Hey!" Suddenly someone behind me patted my shoulder.At this moment, I have fully integrated into my own role, sobbing on the shoulder of the auntie: "Woo... kind man, if you have pity on me, please help me bury my brother! In the next life, I will be an ox and a horse ..." At this time, I was still thinking about the handsome guy who just died, no matter what, it was because of me that he suffered misfortune.With such a kind heart, I definitely can't let him die on the street!
"Who are you going to bury?!" Suddenly, a furious voice came from behind.I turned around in a hurry and almost fell.

I saw that handsome guy whom I had just kicked out just now was standing in front of me at this moment, his face was covered with dust and his clothes were messy, and his eyes shot out flames of at least [-] degrees, almost scorching me!
The corners of my mouth trembled: "That, that... Grandpa... This, this... This is a misunderstanding..."

(End of this chapter)