Comedy Time Travel: My Star Wife

Chapter 3

I saw that handsome guy whom I had just kicked out just now was standing in front of me at this moment, his face was covered with dust and his clothes were messy, and his eyes shot out flames of at least [-] degrees, almost scorching me!
The corners of my mouth trembled: "That, that... Grandpa... This, this... This is a misunderstanding..."

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The surroundings boiled up again, and several people with sabers rushed out from both sides of the crowd.The leader saw the furious handsome guy standing in front of me and hurriedly knelt down: "Master, it's not good for the subordinates to protect the master, please forgive me!" The handsome guy snorted coldly, and adjusted the messy clothes that I dragged. "It didn't appear until now, you don't want to live anymore?!"

Owner? !My feet softened, this time the Louzi was a big hit, how could I screw up such a boss!But it's okay, if I really beat him to death, I'm afraid I'm already the meat sauce under the knife of those guys!
Taking advantage of those people begging for mercy from the handsome guy, I shrank my neck and stood on tiptoe, stepping away from them step by step.Just when I had stepped out of the crowd with my front foot and was about to escape from the wrong place, I was suddenly lifted by the back of my collar and hung in the air.

I turned my head helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Master, it was a misunderstanding just now! You can do me a favor, and let me go without regard to the fault of the villain! The little girl is here on behalf of the whole family of 130. Thank you, sir. Grandpa, if you have a son, you must be more handsome than Takeshi Kaneshiro, and if you have a daughter, you must be more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi!..."

The handsome guy squinted his eyes slightly, looked at me who was being carried by his subordinates and twirled in the air with a flattering face, and finally squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Take it away!"

Isn't it... "Take away"? !what is this!
"You!!! It's just smashing you, and it's no big deal! Let me go! I've never seen a man as narrow-minded as you when I was growing up! In broad daylight, you, a pervert, are actually abducting people in the street! You You idiot! You..."

The pervert walking in front frowned and turned around, took a piece of cloth from his sleeve, walked up to me who was being carried upside down and screamed loudly, raised his eyebrows and pulled the corner of his mouth...

"Hmm..." My resistance immediately turned into a muffled hum...

I... I, Yao Yao, have really suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck!

If I ever see the dead cat that made me time travel again, I will definitely stew it straight away!And that pervert, if I catch him, no matter how handsome he is, I will never show mercy! !
I was carried upside down on the shoulders by the perverted subordinates like a broken straw bag. After struggling several times to no avail, I simply stopped.It's not too late for a woman to take revenge in ten years! ! !

Just when my internal organs and lungs were about to be knocked out by the shoulder of that wooden pillar, the pervert in front suddenly stopped.

A delicate voice sounded behind me: "Young Master Yuwen, you are here!" The abnormal name is Yuwen? !Also math!

I raised my head, and the owner of the voice just now rushed towards the pervert.The pervert stretched out a hand to block the woman flying towards him, allowing her to wave her hands there.Although that woman's appearance can be regarded as pretty, but looking at her dress, low cut and heavy makeup... No matter how I look at it, I can only think of a profession...

"Take her in!" The pervert's shocking words suddenly sounded in his ears.

I... I, Yao Yao, have really suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck!

If I ever see the dead cat that made me time travel again, I will definitely stew it straight away!And that pervert, if I catch him, no matter how handsome he is, I will never show mercy! !
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I looked up, and there were three large characters written on the signboard of the small building in front of me: Yihong Courtyard! ...Looking further up, I saw that the three-story ancient building was crowded with countless women waving handkerchiefs and posing... My mother!
Yihong Courtyard? !Why do all brothels have this name!

"Woo..." I shook my head desperately, is that pervert going to sell me to a brothel? !No way... "Um..." Help... someone help me...

"Boom..." I was thrown on an antique bed, Yuwen frowned in disgust and pulled the bitten rag out of my mouth with two fingertips.

"Just stay here for now!"

"You...you sold this girl to a brothel! You are a beast with a human face and a heart! You who abducts girls and children!..." I glared at that Yuwen, and I, who had already fallen into this situation, no longer took photos The power of his men.I want to kill this pervert in front of me with my mind.

After hearing what I said, instead of being angry, Yuwen burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?!" Could it be that this guy is really a pervert?He could still laugh like that when he heard others scold him.Even the guards around him were dumbfounded by their master's behavior and petrified with me.

He walked up to me, bent down, hooked my chin with the tip of his index finger, and said with admiration: "Sell you to a brothel?! Then you won't smash the signboard of Yihongyuan in the capital! I think you are thinking too much !"

What? !How dare he despise me, and he still despises my appearance!

I got up angrily, and before he could react, I slammed my head into his overstretched face.

"boom……"

The collision didn't matter, a bunch of gold stars flew in front of my eyes immediately, that guy Yuwen was almost spurted blood by me.

"噢噌噌..." His subordinates gasped and the sound of drawing knives immediately sounded in the room.

No way... Five knives... Could it be that I can't escape the fate of being chopped into meat paste today? !
"Get off!" Yu Wen yelled furiously, clutching his disfigured face that was hit by me.

Did this guy have a conscience?

(End of this chapter)