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Chapter 117 Tea Eggs

While Shushan was immersed in the atmosphere of grief and indignation, at the foot of Shushan dozens of miles away, a silver-white small Alto, which was so dilapidated that it was about to fall apart, was driving southward with four wheels without tires. ...

On the driver's seat with half of the window broken, Yin was holding the steering wheel with a scorched face, watching the half wiper dangling in front of him, and still turning his head to report the condition of the car seriously: "My lord, since Theoretically speaking, the subordinate's engine can last for half an hour at most, and it is recommended to find a safe place to stop and repair the car as soon as possible."

"Hold on, you must hold on, we'll talk about it when we leave Shushan." Xu Zhihu sat on the back seat, wiped his cold sweat with emotion, and couldn't help turning his head, looking at the fire that was still burning in the mist in the distance. Locking the Demon Tower, I suddenly felt very scared——

"Damn it, it's a good thing the quality of the Zhushan ship is excellent, otherwise, we might have died together with the statue of the demon statue just now... To be honest, it's like the magnificent scene where tens of thousands of lightnings whizzed and shone around. Scenario, labor and management don’t want to experience it a second time in this lifetime!”

"Yes, yes." Sister Chi also had lingering fears in her heart, and couldn't help shivering, "Honestly speaking, Zhihu's plan is too risky, but fortunately, it finally killed two birds with one stone. Not only did you kill those bastards from the Snake Cult, By the way, Senior Su..."

Speaking of Senior Su, the two of them looked at each other strangely, then turned their heads neatly, and looked at the fox-tailed elder sister who was sitting in the trunk playing and singing herself——

Holding a jade lute horizontally, this enchanting and charming lady, who looks like Fan Ye, is kneeling and sitting in the trunk at the moment, shaking her nine silver-white fluffy foxtails, her pretty face raised with tears in her eyes, Looking at the slightly dazzling morning sun:
"Ah, after so many years, the Lun family finally saw the outside world again. At this moment, I can only use a song full of feelings to express my inner agitation and emotion... oh, oh, oh, Oh oh oh, little fox, get up early in the morning and go to the market with a basket of flowers..."

"Do you want to push this guy back to the Demon Locking Tower?" Xu Zhihu looked at Sister Chi very seriously, who couldn't wait to roll up her sleeves, "Your sister, if you don't consider that you may not be able to beat, the Lun family Now gag her with a dishcloth!"

"Calm down, when we return to Dongming Mountain, throwing her to Empress Shiji will be considered as completing the task." Xu Zhihu hurriedly expressed comfort, "Look, on the bright side, we are finally done anyway." Now that I have lived undercover in Shushan, I no longer have to worry about it, and this is worth having a drink to celebrate."

Said it was worth celebrating, but Sister Chi and him looked at each other, but couldn't help turning their heads in a daze, looking at the 36 upside-down peaks of Shushan Mountain that gradually became blurred in the mist...

In silence, Sister Chi suddenly sighed softly, and murmured as if talking to herself: "Zhihu, tell me, can we still see Senior Sister Yun, Senior Brother Yang and the others?"

"Sure, there is a chance." Xu Zhihu nodded hesitantly, and put his hand lightly on Sister Chi's fragrant shoulders. Neither of them spoke, just like this, quietly cuddling side by side, looking back at the scene in silence. The inverted peak that is about to disappear in the mist——

Yes, this world is not small or big, maybe only a few months later, we will meet Senior Sister Yun and the others again...

Maybe Senior Sister Yun will still drive the boat to welcome newcomers with a cold face, maybe Senior Brother Yang is still sweating profusely washing the deck, maybe Senior Brother Mu is still as dark-faced and poor, maybe... Maybe one afternoon, When they are free to slay demons and slay demons, they will occasionally think of a junior who loves to complain and a younger sister who is beautiful and narcissistic!

"I, I want to cry a little..." Sister Chi bit her lips tightly, her eyes were wet and red, and her voice trembled a little, "But, damn it, those guys are obviously the sworn enemies of our monsters, okay? Why? I can't stop thinking about them!"

"Hold it, hold it back." Xu Zhihu hurriedly handed her the handkerchief, "It's actually okay, the world is changing very fast, maybe at some point, our Dongming Mountain will form an alliance with Shushan, maybe there will be a chance to be with Baimei Real people together..."

Creak, before he could finish speaking, Otto suddenly came to a sudden stop!

Unprepared, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi slammed into the car window together, and before they could hold their heads and scream of pain, the silver on the driver's seat was already pointing forward, and said solemnly: "My lord, would you Baimei has arrived!"

"Who?" Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer were stunned and speechless, subconsciously raised their heads together, and then took a breath of cold air at the same time.

Yes, not far in front of them, on the blue lake beside the road, the headmaster Baimei who was supposed to rush back to Shushan for rescue, was driving the boat at this moment, holding a cup of tea, leisurely following the waves of the water. Undulating, as if turning a blind eye to the sudden arrival of Otto and the passengers in the car...

But the problem is, if you think about it with your knees, you know, this guy must be here on purpose to wait for some guy to throw himself into the trap!

Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer looked at each other, and they could see the horror in each other's eyes. They exchanged dozens of messages with their eyes in an instant——

"Damn it, why is Baimei here?"

"How do I know, shouldn't he rush to Mount Shu at this time... Wait, wait a minute, this seems to be his clone, uh, is it possible to do it?"

"Don't make trouble, theoretically speaking, the chance of us killing him is lower than the chance of getting a car number in the imperial capital... Well, why should I learn to speak like Yin?"

boom!
In the chaos, the light boat has already touched the shore with the waves. The white-browed real person sitting on the boat raised his head, looked at this side and smiled slightly, and then disappeared out of thin air in a flash. When he reappeared, he was already standing In front of the Alto car.

He didn't say anything, he just stood there, holding a flagon as if nothing had happened, but with the shaking of the flagon on his fingertips, a huge pressure that was as calm as a mountain, has been silently Covering the audience, Alto's body was squeezed and distorted!

Under the tremendous coercion, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi sat in the car, let alone resisting, and even felt suffocated, but at this moment, the sound of playing and singing in the trunk suddenly stopped end.

In an instant, nine silver-white fox tails protruded from the void, rising against the wind like a circling python, firmly protecting the Alto car, and the next moment, Su Daji's tall figure appeared on the roof like a ghost!
The morning sun poured down and fell on her enchanting and enchanting face, but the silver-bell-like laughter that spewed out from her cherry lips seemed to be joyful and breezy, but concealed a cold and biting malice: "Look, Could it be that this person who specially came to see us off is the Baimei Headmaster of Shushan... Oh hehehe, it seems that we have never seen each other in all these years?"

"Are you sure, we haven't seen it before?" The white-browed real person slowly raised his head without joy or anger, looking at the dazed but somewhat dazzling fox-tailed figure in the sun.

As they looked at each other, neither of them spoke again, as if they had fallen into a silence where they didn't know how to talk, but the suffocating and terrifying coercion became more and more intense, gradually oppressing the Alto car and sinking to the ground .

"Uh, at times like this, we just need to smile." Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer sat side by side in Alto, honestly, "That's right, Yin, you keep smiling too. Don't move!"

The weird atmosphere is becoming more and more dull at this moment. The pitch-black evil spirit and silver-white spiritual power gradually permeate the air, colliding with each other from time to time, bursting out hissing sparks, as if they would explode at any moment .

But at this moment, the white-browed real person who calmly raised his head suddenly opened his right palm, revealing the hidden...

I wiped it, Xu Zhihu was taken aback, immediately pushed Sister Chi down on the seat, and covered her with his back: "Be careful, don't move, it might be... Huh?"

Well, at this moment, he was already prepared to be blasted into pieces by the innate magic weapon, but after the faint white light flashed, nothing happened!

"Eh?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi fell on the back seat, looked at each other with weird faces, and finally couldn't help turning their heads together.

There was no sign of any attack, the white-browed real person still stood there calmly, the warm morning wind blowing slowly, blowing his blue robe and the tea egg in his right palm... Huh?

Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi suddenly looked blank, wait, wait a minute, did we see it wrong, the thing that Baimei Zhenren is holding in his hand seems to be, uh, a tea egg?
That's right, it's a tea egg, just like an ordinary tea egg. If there is any difference, it can only be said that it seems to have gone through a long time. The egg whites are already moldy...

But, the question is, why did the headmaster Baimei, the dignified master of Shushan School, take out a tea egg? Don't be kidding, this is not Taiwan!

"Wh, what?" In fact, even Su Daji, who was originally full of monsters, couldn't help but lose his mind at this moment, and after a moment of stunned, he subconsciously smiled enchantingly, "Interesting, Baimei, you are... "

"Are you sure, we haven't seen each other?" Daoist Baimei interrupted her enchanting laughter, repeated the sentence, and slowly raised his right palm, allowing the tea egg to bathe in the pale golden sunlight.

"What?" Su Daji opened her eyes wide in astonishment, looking at the indifferent face of the white-browed real person, but finally lowered her eyes thoughtfully, and landed on the tea egg slightly shaking in the wind...

silence!Soundless silence!

A moment later, as if thinking of something, she suddenly shivered her shoulders, took a few steps back in disbelief, looked at Baimei with that ghostly look, and even her voice became stammered: "Wait, wait, you , you are, you are... Xiao, Xiao Bai?"

"I am..." The real person with white eyebrows met her horrified gaze, and nodded slightly indifferently, maybe it was an illusion, under the pale golden sunlight at this moment, his eyes suddenly became soft like water.

"You, you, you are really..." Su Daji was still dizzy.

"I'm!"

"But, but, Xiaobai..."

"I am, always, have been..."

The weird conversation was halfway through, but then suddenly stopped. The two people who were having a weird exchange seemed to think of something at this moment, and they fell into a strange silence at the same time, just like two stone statues in the early morning. In the warm wind, silently staring at each other...

Wait a minute, what the hell is Xiaobai?
Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi sat in the back seat, completely weathered and petrified. In the eerie silence, the two looked at each other, and suddenly felt like the fire of gossip was burning——

Fuck, there is adultery, just looking at the eyes of these two, you can tell that there is definitely adultery in it, maybe it is some Mango TV romance that can be written at least forty episodes... eh?

While he was trying to figure out various plots, the silent white-browed real person over there suddenly turned his head to look expressionlessly, and his indifferent eyes without emotion fell on the two of them if there was any substance!

"Damn it, are you going to be murdered?" Xu Zhihu's heart tightened subconsciously.

It's just that the next moment, before he had time to do anything, the white-browed real person had already waved his sleeves lightly, just like this, holding the light green jug, and passed by Ao Tuo without paying attention...

Calm and indifferent, as if he didn't see the few people who were facing the enemy, nor did he see Su Daji on the roof of the car with a strange face. Leisurely gone...

"Uh, the teacher is like this..." Sister Chi turned her head in shock, looking at the figure of Master Baimei who was gradually going away.

"Let's go, get out of here first." Xu Zhihu wiped off the cold sweat, and Yin immediately stepped on the accelerator.

Amidst the roar, Ao Tuo dragged the billowing smoke, bumping and rushing into the vast wilderness. Sister Chi turned her head on the back seat, looking at the distant figure of the white-browed real person from afar through the pale yellow swaying weeds, and couldn't help it. Surprised face: "Why, why..."

"I'm not very clear, but I think it might be because..." Xu Zhihu held her hand lightly, raised his head again, and looked at the fox demon Yujie who was still standing on the roof of the car like a stone statue.

Under the golden sunlight, Su Daji was still silent, looking into the distance like a stone statue. Nine silver-white foxtails circled around her, like a blooming rose forest...

"Really?" In the silence, she suddenly smiled slightly, lowered her head as if nothing had happened, and gently plucked the strings of the pipa. The clear strings were like ripples, slowly rippling in the void——

A long, long time ago, I was kicked into the Demon Locking Tower by Master Jiu Jianxian, and I was called a righteous young Taoist priest who trained his mind and mind in the face of the big monster. Don't forget to comb the long-tailed fox demon sister...

The unexpected story started quietly from the moment they saw each other in astonishment. Perhaps the weeping and round-faced little Zhengtai never thought that one day he would become a big man who would shake the whole Kunwu, just like that bird The boring and lonely fox demon has never realized that she is actually gentler than she imagined——

"You, are you a bad monster?"

"Bah, bah, have you ever seen such a beautiful bad monster?"

………………

"Hey, little Taoist priest, why do you come in crying every day, and you insist on crying at my place, please don't disturb Lun's singing?"

"I, I, I don't want to, but I can't help it..."

"Forget it, I'm afraid of you, let's have a chat, what's your name?"

"I, my name is Xiaobai..."

"Hey, it sounds like a dog!"

………………

"Hey, Xiaobai, do you want to watch me perform tricks? I learned them from the palace of the Shang Palace!"

"Really, really?"

"Of course, come on, give me your tea eggs, hey, hey, what kind of eyes do you have, the Lun family is a big monster, how could they trick you into eating your tea eggs?"

………………

"Stupid, they laughed at you for not having a mother, wouldn't you beat them up, cry!"

"Yes, but..."

"Forget it, because you bring me tea eggs every day, I will reluctantly lend you the foxtail to hug, it's very warm!"

"Yes, can you?"

"Of course...you idiot, don't push so hard, I'll lose my hair!"

………………

"Fox, fox, Master said, tomorrow he will send me down the mountain to kill demons..."

"Very good, I wish you to be killed instead of killing the monster!"

"Well, Master said, if I can't pass this test, I can't go back to Shushan..."

"……Oh……"

"Fox, fox, if, if I can't come back, you will think..."

"Don't, don't be stupid, I'm a monster, why should I remember a human being?"

………………

It's been a long time, it's really been a long time, since then, how long has it been since you haven't heard from Xiao Bai?
The warm wind blowing in the morning makes the sea of ​​grass on the vast wasteland undulate gently like a calm lake, just like the mood of a certain fox demon sister...

Su Daji stood on the roof of the car, looking at the already blurred distant figure from a distance, as if she saw the round-faced little Zhengtai who ran out of the Demon Locking Tower wiping tears and crying hundreds of years ago...

At this moment, it seemed as if he heard the leisurely sound of the pipa strings. In the rustling wilderness grass sea, the white-browed real person slowly turned his head and looked at the beautiful figure with the swaying fox tail in the distance to pay his respects. After a long, long time, he narrowed his eyes slightly, Peeled the tea egg that had not been peeled for hundreds of years, and slowly put it into the mouth...

Slightly moldy tea eggs, even after years of magical preservation, still taste a bit sour, but even so, the white-browed real person who chewed it lightly showed a very happy smile, as if tasting the rarest delicacy in the world ——

Bye now!fox!

Goodbye!Round-faced little Taoist priest!
Goodbye!I used to accompany me through the ignorant time, let me learn...

"Hey!" Su Daji suddenly waved her hands vigorously, and even the nine silver-white fox tails waved vigorously together, "Xiaobai, I forgot to tell you, in fact, I was really tired of eating tea eggs back then... you Stupid, don't be so stubborn, can't you bring some sweet and sour fish with steamed buns every once in a while?"

Cough cough cough!Cough cough cough!
For a few seconds, Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer swear with integrity. They heard a violent cough coming from the wild grass sea. It sounded like some unlucky guy was suddenly choked on some food while remembering the past. until stuck in the throat...

Well, why do we have the feeling that we are going to be killed immediately?
(End of this chapter)