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Chapter 118 Actually I Forgot

Generally speaking, the great power at the peak of the earth element should not be suffocated by the tea egg stuck in the throat, but... since this world is so funny, anything is possible!

Well, considering that the supreme teacher might turn into anger, Xu Zhihu hurriedly urged Yin to drive, the broken Alto engine roared and smoke billowed, and he rushed hundreds of miles in one breath, until he was out of the range of Shushan. Slow down and drive east along the wasteland.

Nothing happened on the way, while Su Daji was still recalling the past on the roof of the car, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi discussed the relationship between the fox demon Yujie and Baimei Zhangjiao with a scientific and rigorous attitude while eating snacks. Gossip information——

To be honest, although many details are still unclear, what is certain is that the two parties must have had some epic past, and the relationship is very deep, so deep that even after hundreds of years, the real Baimei's heart Deep down, I still want to let Su Daji go, consciously or unconsciously...

But the problem is that even if he is the head teacher of Shushan, it is impossible for him to act recklessly like this. As the leader of the world's famous righteous sect, Shushan will never allow him to do this, not to mention there are eight elders who are in charge of the affairs of the demon lock tower... ...In fact, according to the Shushan practice, the existence of these eight elders is not only to assist the head teacher, but also to supervise!

Therefore, in this case, the only thing Baimei Zhenren can do is to wait patiently and calmly until the situation in Eastern Xinjiang changes, and Empress Shiji comes to rescue her best friend, and then she comes along...Of course, in the end It is estimated that Master Baimei did not expect the attack of the Shuang Snake Cult. After all, no matter how affectionate he is, he would not make fun of Shushan Foundation.

And then, from a deeper level, maybe there is a tacit understanding between Empress Shiji and Baimei Zhenren. Damn it, since this is the case, why didn’t you say it earlier, so that when we entered Shushan Trembling, for fear that if you are not careful, you will be exposed and be hunted down for three thousand miles?
"Uh, that is to say, Master Baimei probably knew the truth from the very beginning?" Sister Chi deduced that after going back to the whole incident, she suddenly felt a little dejected, "Damn it, I really thought I was a rare cultivator in 300 years Genius, I have been happy for a long time, and I plan to find a chance to really cultivate and see!"

"Well, well, Chi Chi, you can rely on your face to eat." Xu Zhihu hurriedly expressed comfort, but he began to understand why his trip to Shushan was so smooth, as if every time he encountered any difficulties , will always pass smoothly with the help of external forces, tsk tsk tsk, this master teacher is really deep enough to hide!
"That's right, that's right." As if guessing what he was feeling, Sister Chi also sighed with emotion.

However, a few seconds later, she suddenly folded her palms together full of anticipation, and glanced at someone inadvertently: "However, Master Baimei is really affectionate, and for the sake of senior Daji, he will not hesitate to give up the principle of righteousness." Violating the Shushan sect's rules... well, I don't know, will anyone be willing to do this for me in the future?"

Hey, do you always feel like you're talking about me?

Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky with an innocent face, and after thinking about it, he still didn't forget to pour cold water on him: "Again, Chichi, have you ever thought about it, in fact, when Baimei Zhenren met Su Daji, it was hundreds of years ago?" At that time, he should have been a child of five or six years old..."

"Oh, so what?" Sister Chi was indifferent, but suddenly she reacted, her eyes widened in surprise, "Ah, what do you mean, Master Baimei probably doesn't regard Empress Daji as a lover?" , but as..."

That's right!That's it!

Xu Zhihu raised his head with a strange face, and looked at the fox demon elder sister who was still looking into the distance on the roof of the car, her jade face seemed enchanting, but she had a bit of maternal brilliance: "Well, it's actually very touching. That's right, but, why does the corner of our mouth always twitch uncontrollably..."

Stop smoking!Before he could finish speaking, the Alto car suddenly slammed into the figure blocking the road ahead.

"Hmm..." Looking at Zhu Ganglie who was knocked and flew several tens of feet away, the silver face on the driver's seat was expressionless, and suddenly turned his head thoughtfully, "My lord, my subordinates have already said that we should do it in time." Repair the brakes!"

Fuck, is this the right time to discuss this?

Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, and hurriedly opened the car door with Sister Chi and rushed over, only to see Zhu Ganglie swaying up with a bruised nose and swollen face, complaining angrily, "Your uncle, Is there any mistake, labor and capital are waving desperately across three hundred feet, so they can also hit each other?"

Calm down, calm down, we have a problem with the brakes!

Xu Zhihu could only apologize again and again, and then quickly changed the subject: "By the way, old pig, have you all successfully evacuated? Why didn't you go back to Dongming Mountain and are still waiting here?"

Oh oh oh, speaking of this, Zhu Ganglie remembered the business, and led the way while touching the broken ribs: "Don't mention it, we had already run a long way, but when we looked up, we saw that snake spirit of……"

boom!
Before I finished speaking, a flash of lightning struck down so gorgeously that it blasted the whole body into smoke!

The next moment, the lady Shiji, who was sick with snake spirits, happily fell from the sky. She was still lying on the big pink bed that could walk on her own, and she was still gnawing on the shortbread contentedly. Smiling and waving hello: "Oh hehehe, Zhihu, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you a little bit...huh?"

Just halfway through speaking, when she saw Su Daji on the roof of Alto's car, her shoulders suddenly trembled, and she couldn't help sitting up.

Almost at the same time, Su Daji also turned her head to look as if she had sensed it. The confused gazes of both sides met in the void. The fox demon lady suddenly swayed slightly, but immediately opened her eyes wide, revealing an unbelievable surprise. expression.

No need for any words, both of them smiled at almost the same time, and hurried forward with their skirts lifted. In the cool morning breeze, the two were so excited that they couldn't even speak a whole sentence, they just hugged each other tightly and sobbed slightly With that, even the eye sockets are moist——

"Shiji..."

"Daji……"

"I'm sorry, I should have come to save you earlier, but..."

"I know, it's okay, at least our sisters can be together again."

"Well, you have suffered, I think your tail is a bit... Hey, why does your tail still feel so good?"

"That is, when I was imprisoned, I secretly hid a bottle of hair conditioner. I nursed it three times a day to keep it moist and smooth..."

"Hey, what brand is it, does it work well?"

"It's not bad. It's the Herb Essence Liquid from the Great Snow Mountain in West Kunlun. You can also use it to treat your hair..."

Damn, this is teasing us, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, a large group of monsters next to them heard their jaws dislocated, wait, wait a moment, the promised reunion after a long time, the promised tears are streaming down the face , Why did you two start advertising Baicao after you were moved for less than ten seconds?

You know, you can't expect too much from snake spirit disease and fox spirit disease!

Xu Zhihu covered his face speechlessly, seeing that these two beautiful sisters with brains had already started talking about what to eat for their skin, and finally couldn't help but interrupted with a weak raised hand: "Then what, ma'am, I have no objection You discuss beauty issues, but don't you feel that we still have important things...for example, gathering demon banners or something?"

"Huh? What is the Juyao Banner?" Shiji Empress blinked her eyes in a daze. Fortunately, a few seconds later, before Xu Zhihu picked up the brick with a murderous look, she suddenly realized, " Yes, yes, I almost forgot...Jiji, do you still have that monster-gathering banner of yours, lend it to me!"

"Huh? The demon-gathering banner?" Su Daji raised her head in surprise, "The demon-gathering banner, didn't I give it to you a long time ago?"

"Yes? Yes?" Empress Shiji was also surprised, "When, when did you give it to me?"

"That was when we said goodbye back then." Su Daji looked at her with a strange expression on her face, "I remember that not long after the Heavenly Outer Demon Tribulation had passed, you said that you had lost your temper and wanted to retreat to recuperate your wounds, but you were worried that someone would break in Bone Cave, so I specifically asked me to borrow the Monster Gathering Banner..."

"Really?" Empress Shiji was even more confused.

"Of course, I wouldn't have been caught by Shushan if I didn't have the demon-gathering flag to protect me." Su Daji looked at her speechlessly, thought for a while and said thoughtfully, "By the way, I remember that At that time, you said that the Juyao Banner is an innate spiritual treasure, which is easy to attract others' covetousness, so for the sake of safety, you should not only hide your breath, but also hide it in a place where no one is paying attention, such as..."

"For example?" Madam Shiji couldn't help touching her pockets, and the demons of Dongming Mountain next to her even pricked up their ears.

"For example..." Su Daji rubbed her forehead, recalling the past with great difficulty, "Ahhh, let me think about it carefully, I remember that time, you were eating shortbread, and after you took the demon-jutting banner casually, Stuffed it, stuffed it, stuffed it into the bed..."

Click!In an instant, everyone present turned their heads in unison, with such force that their spines were almost broken.

In their strange eyes, the pink soft big bed was running around leisurely in the woods with four legs, and from time to time there was a very excited "wow", probably because he regarded himself as The red rabbit is gone.

"So?" Xu Zhihu suddenly realized, "Ah, I said why a bed can become a sperm, is it because..."

There is no need to guess, a large group of monsters rushed up with a murderous look, and before the big pink bed could react, they pressed it viciously, and forced it to lie on the ground, raising the four legs of the bed high ...Shy, this posture, I really can't stand it anymore!
"Press it, let me go." Sister Chi immediately rolled up her sleeves and volunteered to help, "Don't move, don't move, it's okay, it doesn't hurt at all, let the Lun family take a look, Juyao Banner is It's hidden under the mattress, um, no, it's under the quilt, eh, it's not there either, eh, could it be at the foot of the bed..."

It really is!

A moment later, when she touched the third foot of the bed, she suddenly heard a click, and the foot of the bed fell off automatically, and then the blue light shone, whizzing into the air and swaying in the wind...

The next moment, when everyone barely opened their eyes from the blue light, they saw a cyan long rainbow whistling and circling beside Su Daji like a dragon. Something, but just the turbulent aura gushing out is enough to make people realize that this thing should be the legendary...

Ever since, whether it was Sister Chi or the group of demons in Dongming Mountain, they all turned their heads neatly and looked at a certain snake-sick lady with that kind of tangled and painful eyes. At this moment, everyone's heart It's all broken--

What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!

What on earth are we for? We have worked so hard, risked our lives, and ran to Shushan as an undercover agent. We were almost wiped out and could not come back. So at the end, we made a big circle, and the legendary gathering In fact, the demon banner has always been in Dongjiang, and you can see it every day?

"Huh, so it's really here in this palace?" Shiji raised her head in surprise, thought for a while and blinked innocently, "Actually, I can't blame this palace, you know, since this palace After going crazy back then, there were more or less problems, such as moodiness, personality changes, and loss of some memories... Well, Zhihu, you can understand, right?"

Yes, of course I can, Xu Zhihu borrowed the eight-edged plum blossom hammer from Sister Chi, raised it high, and smiled happily: "Madam, I'll show you a good thing, come, come closer... ..."

"No need, I'm afraid that if you get too close, I will fall in love with you uncontrollably." Madam Shiji coughed a few times, then quickly raised her head and chest up solemnly, "Okay, okay, anyway, at least we're going smoothly I have recovered the Monster Judging Banner, so, does anyone want to see the true face of the Monster Judging Banner?"

Well, counting her witty enough, a large group of monsters immediately nodded with great curiosity, and even Xu Zhihu put down the eight-edged plum blossom hammer angrily, and came up to see the legendary monster-gathering banner first.

In an instant, in the expectant sight of everyone, Empress Shiji stretched out her hand and grabbed the cyan long rainbow in her hand!
After all, it is an innate spiritual treasure with self-awareness. The cyan Changhong transformed by the demon-gathering banner suddenly struggled and writhed like a fish, but before it could break free and escape, Empress Shiji had already stretched out her jade finger, and the aura shone brightly. Just a little bit: "Hey, Jiji, give me a helping hand!"

Needless to say, Su Daji raised her eyebrows slightly, and also pointed out without hesitation!
In an instant, under the joint pressure of these two thousand-year-old monsters, the cyan long rainbow froze in place, and then it was shaken suddenly, smashing continuously from the beginning to the end, and when the last piece fell, the dazzling The blue light roared out from the Changhong, and finally made the Monster Gathering Banner hidden in it finally appear.

"Okay!" Empress Shiji let out a long sigh of relief, and handed over the demon-gathering flag in its original form, "Take it, this is a congenital treasure, and I can't find a few of them in the entire Kunwu."

Isn't it true that Xu Zhihu was holding the gleaming blue demon-gathering flag, and he was really awed: "Yes, ma'am, don't worry, I will definitely keep this innate treasure, although no matter from which angle you look at it , I think it looks like a sun umbrella!"

That's right, I've seen the ice cream stalls on the side of the road, the kind of sun umbrellas propped up in summer, anyway, the monster gathering banner in front of me, except for the blue light shining around it, is almost the same as the sun umbrella...

But it’s okay, it’s really okay, ever since he knew the world was funny, Xu Zhihu had already been mentally prepared, so he wasn’t shocked at all at this time, and instead comforted the strange-faced Chi sister next to him: “It’s okay, The sun umbrella is also very good, and it can protect you from the sun and rain when you have nothing to do..."

"Ah, bah, yours is the umbrella!" Hearing this, the gleaming blue-lighted monster-jutting banner immediately became dissatisfied, and immediately protested loudly, "Listen well, this banner was made by Empress Nuwa herself. My innate spirit treasure is an innate spirit treasure with spiritual consciousness and dignity, if you call me an umbrella, believe it or not, I will slap you?"

"Even if you slap me, it won't change that you look like an umbrella." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, "Besides, what's wrong with looking like an umbrella... Damn, you can talk?"

"Nonsense, Honban is an innate spiritual treasure. In addition to talking, he can also report the names of dishes."

"Uh………………"

What can I say, at this moment, Chi Jieer and Mu Liu and the others looked at each other in dismay, first looked at the dumbfounded Xu Zhihu here, and then at the triumphant Juyao Banner over there, they could only shake their heads speechlessly——

"Khan, Zhihu is also aware of this, the empress dowager must be aware of it!"

(End of this chapter)