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Chapter 141 Unexpectedly You Are This Kind of Demon Lord

There is no doubt that as an excellent healing priest, Bai Suzhen will be very popular in "World of Warcraft"...

Well, think about it, such a beautiful girl priest, not only has good blood, but also the highest meaning of the healing technique, is to directly pounce on her relatives. Thinking about it, I am a little excited, okay?
"So, this is the legendary one kiss to revive the full blood state?" Xu Zhihu lowered his head speechlessly, looked at the light red lip print on his palm, and then looked up at the ruined garden in front of him .

In front of the only rockery that is still relatively complete, Sister Chi is pulling Bai Suzhen to teach there as "mother-in-law": "Suzhen, we girls have to be reserved, how can we rush to our relatives casually? Fortunately, you only kissed the back of Zhihu's hand just now, if this kiss..."

That’s right, that’s right, Mu Liu also gave a very serious education beside him: “Look, Chichi has always been very reserved, even though she was taking a hot spring when she first met Zhihu, even though she used to be in front of many people I had a passionate kiss with Zhihu, even though she also used spider silk to help Zhihu weave coats, scarves, and trousers..."

Very good, before we finished talking, the two best friends started fighting by themselves, only Bai Suzhen was left stupidly dazed by the side.

Really couldn't stand it anymore, Xu Zhihu hurried forward and coughed a few times: "Ahem, Chi Chi, don't you think we have more important things to do now?"

This is true, the two groups who were in love and killing each other finally remembered the business, while putting away the mace and vines, they turned their heads neatly and looked at the garden that was already in ruins over there——

In fact, there is nothing to see. In the broken garden ruins everywhere, dozens of Snake Cult members have already been wiped out under the one-legged bronze man. The lord was backlashed by his withering and evil methods. He was already seriously injured and unwilling to fall down. He was so tied up by the Bull Demon King that he couldn't even move.

On the other hand, when the Bone Demon Venerable used the withered glory evil method, the master Fahai had already released a hundred feet of golden light to protect those mortals.

Even though the battle had been declared over at this moment, he did not intend to put away the golden light, and stood in front of Miss Zhu, who was still shining with golden light. The latter peeked at the one-legged bronze figure in the distance, and hesitated for a moment. After picking it up and using it, I decided to be soft and weak and pretend to be pitiful...

"Hey! Your one-legged bronze figure!" Sister Chi obviously didn't understand her daughter's petty thinking, so she just picked up the one-legged bronze figure and handed it over.

"No, no, it's your one-legged bronze man." Miss Zhu shook her head quickly, looking very weak, but gently tugged on the corner of Fahai's robe, and looked up at him with tears in her eyes, "Master, these The monster broke in suddenly, which startled the apprentice... Well, fortunately, Master, you arrived in time."

"Stop making trouble, we were the ones who surprised you, okay?" Sister Chi couldn't help but rolled her beautiful eyes, and explained directly to the golden-faced Fa Hai, "Well, Monk, we didn't mean anything malicious, we just wanted to Want... Huh?"

While explaining, when she saw Fa Hai's face hidden in the golden light, she was suddenly a little surprised: "Hey, monk, have we met somewhere before?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk is a Buddhist, how can he know you and other monsters?" Fa Hai shouted in a deep voice.

"That's true." Sister Chi nodded thoughtfully, but after staring at the other party for a few times, she still felt a little strange, "No, your voice is also a bit familiar, I always feel... ah, I remembered!"

"Uh..." Fahai seemed a little panicked.

"That's right, it's you!" Sister Chi suddenly opened her eyes excitedly, "A few years ago, a monk passed by our Dongming Mountain and said that he was going to learn scriptures or something. The spider silk wove a cassock and sold it... no, it was a [-]% discount for him."

What a mess, Fa Hai's face twitched when he heard it, Miss Zhu next to him couldn't help but roll his eyes, Xu Zhihu finally couldn't listen anymore, so he just came up and patted Fa Hai on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, Lao Yan , I’ve said it all, you can’t hide it from Chi Chi.”

Well, being slapped like this by him, Fa Hai, enveloped in golden light, was immediately discouraged, and could only sigh helplessly: "Ah, forget it, anyway, even if I don't say it, Lao Xu will definitely say it... "

Saying so, he shook his body in a tangled state, and the shining golden light whizzed away, revealing that majestic square face and a beard full of vicissitudes.

"Pfft!" The surrounding Bull Demon King and Mu Liu immediately sprayed collectively, and Sister Chi was even more stunned and speechless. She stared at each other for a long time in surprise, and suddenly stretched out her finger excitedly: "Ah, you , you, you are... uh, wait a minute, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, what color is it?"

"Chi! It's Chi! Just like you, everyone has a Chi!" Yan Chixia was so depressed that she spit blood from her mouth, and she knew that Chi Chi also has a deficit in your name, why can't you remember my name.

"Of course I know, I just want to confirm." Sister Chi stopped wrenching her fingers, and quickly changed the subject wisely, "Okay, let's get down to business, Yan Xiachi, why are you here, and you're a monk? ?”

"It's Yan Chixia! Yan! Chi! Xia!" Yan Chixia roared with anger, but when she heard Chi's question clearly, she suddenly became depressed again, "Uh, don't mention it, it's a long story Ah, after I left Lanruo Temple at that time, I originally planned to go to the Righteous Dao Sect to practice, but I went to the Shushan Fleet Sect first..."

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu was very surprised, and couldn't help but look at Sister Chi, "And then? Shushan confiscated you?"

"It's not a question of whether to accept or not!" Yan Chixia said this with a really troubled face, "God knows what's going on, when I arrived in Shushan, the person in charge of reception told me that they used it to assess and review new disciples. The Xinxin Hall was smashed, and there is no way to use it again within half a year...Damn it, if you don’t want to accept me, just tell me, looking for such an absurd reason, who would dare to destroy the majestic Xinxin Hall in Shushan?"

"That's right, that's right." Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat guiltily, and quickly asked again, "And then? You ran to Jiangnan angrily, and got ordained and entered Buddhism?"

"Who got a shaved degree? I'm cultivating with my hair." Yan Chixia shook her head quickly, and pointed to her messy hair and beard, "I originally wanted to be a teacher of the Jiangnan Tibetan Sword Sect, but I met a An old Zen master of Buddhism insisted that I was the reincarnation of the Arhat who subdued the tiger at the Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven. He wanted me to shave and convert to Buddhism, but of course I refused. the law name."

"Wait a minute, you didn't refuse?" Xu Zhihu didn't even know what to say.

"I refused!" Yan Chixia had a strange face, hesitated for a long time before saying embarrassingly, "The problem is, the problem is... well, I can't beat him!"

Very well, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at the sky together speechlessly, and they were immediately in awe of the old Zen master who only heard his name but never knew him. Big hug: "Uh, don't say anything, Lao Yan, it's hard for you!"

Who said it wasn't, a man doesn't flick his tears easily, because Yan Chixia was hugged by the Bull Demon King before he reached the sad point, and Yan Chixia immediately touched the softest place in his heart, and couldn't help but burst into tears: "Don't mention it, lay disciples also Forget it, I still have to live in Jinshan Temple, listen to hundreds of eminent monks chanting scriptures and receive Buddhist baptism every day, and I can only eat vegetarian food three times a day, or the kind of vegetarian food without oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it is simply..."

It's so pitiful, it's really pitiful, Xu Zhihu and the others haven't had time to express their emotions, the Miss Zhu who was behind was already in tears, and immediately took out a handkerchief and handed it over thoughtfully: "Master, it's okay, whether you are a monk or not If you are still vulgar, Yingtai will definitely support you."

"Good apprentice!" Yan Chixia was greatly moved when she heard that, but she didn't take the handkerchief.

"Uh, I always feel that this pair of masters and apprentices is a bit weird..." Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, and couldn't help but ask again, "By the way, Lao Yan, this Miss Zhu, is you?" The most recent apprentice?"

"That's right." Yan Chixia nodded casually, "A while ago, there were demons making trouble in Zhuyuan Garden. After I came here to kill the demons, Yingtai must worship me as a teacher. I think she is quite sincere. I reluctantly accepted it, but this kid is weak and cowardly, he has not even mastered the most basic martial arts skills of our sect, and I have to protect him when he meets a monster."

Hey, are you sure we're talking about the same person?

Xu Zhihu was completely speechless. He couldn't help but look at the one-legged bronze figure that was still stained with blood, and then turned his head to look at Miss Zhu who was hiding behind Yan Chixia. He gave him a murderous look, and made a threatening gesture of "If you dare to expose Miss Ben, I will fight with you".

Hmmmm, I didn't see anything, Xu Zhihu immediately looked up at the sky innocently, but Sister Chi and Mu Liu next to me looked at each other, and suddenly felt that the fire of gossip was blazing. meeting……

Never mind that, Xu Zhihu was really afraid that Miss Zhu would run amok, so he hurried back to the topic: "Okay, okay, Lao Yan, since everyone is my own, I'll just say it straight, you Do you still remember the Snake Sect we met in Lanruo Temple?"

So, to make a long story short, it took him a few minutes to explain the matter clearly. Yan Chixia was shocked when she heard it, and when she finally heard that the Snake Cult was planning to snatch Miss Zhu away, she burst into a rage and shouted With a voice: "That's unreasonable! Where is that Bone Demon Venerable?"

Here, here, the Bull Demon King has been staring at the Bone Demon Venerable, so he quickly grabbed it and threw it on the ground.

Needless to say, Yan Chixia immediately pulled out the Five Thunder Sword with a clang, and threw a murderous blow at the Bone Demon Venerable's neck: "Tell me, where is your bastard leader hiding?"

"Kill if you want to kill, why bother?" Bone Demon Venerable snorted coldly, but suddenly his face was full of enthusiasm, "My family leader is wise and powerful, born in response to the fate of heaven and earth, and a saint who will not be born in 3000 years, just rely on you Want to deal with him?"

"You moo, you still dare to speak hard?" The Bull Demon King immediately kicked over viciously, "I will give you one last chance, if you don't say anything, don't blame me for torture."

"It's up to you, just use whatever tricks you want." The Bone Demon Venerable was really strong, and raised his head proudly, "It is the honor of our followers to serve the leader loyally. , in the future, when the lord dominates Kunwu, he will never forget our bloody sacrifice."

Well, why do I get the feeling that we are the villains?

Xu Zhihu was in awe when he heard it, and then looked at the blood-stained resolute and unyielding face of the Bone Demon Venerable. Then don’t blame us for being rude, Lao Niu, and whoever, take out all the tiger stool pepper water whips!”

"I don't call that who!" Yan Chixia roared in grief and anger, but the Bull Demon King didn't care so much, and immediately grabbed the Bone Demon Lord and went to the side to torture him.

Facts have proved that this is of no use at all. Even though tiger stools, chili water, whips and other collectives went into battle, Bone Demon Venerable still gritted his teeth and refused to speak, and even sneered a few times in the mood: "Idiots, just rely on your little tricks!" , tickle the deity, if you have the ability, just kill the deity with a sword... Well, I forgot, it seems that you only have the deity as a clue?"

Your uncle, it's too arrogant, the bull demon king is tired and panting, sister Chi is also itching her teeth with hatred, Yan Chixia held up the golden light bowl, and really wanted to hit the opponent's forehead directly, but she was aggrieved for a long time. I dare not start.

But at this time, the Bone Demon Venerable is still there to sow hatred: "Tsk tsk tsk, I forgot to tell you that half of my body is made of bones, so the pain caused by your torture is nothing to this deity. If necessary, the deity can even block most of the pain, which means... um, boy, what do you want to do?"

"It's nothing, nothing." Xu Zhihu suddenly squatted down and looked at the Bone Demon Lord very seriously.

The next moment, he suddenly raised his hand and asked solemnly: "Then what, man, do you still have a sense of taste?"

(End of this chapter)