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Chapter 142 Five-piece Suit

What is the most effective way to deal with a tough guy?
Xu Zhihu didn't use beauty tricks. Under the noon sun, he just squatted in front of the Bone Demon Venerable and looked at him with sympathetic eyes: "Then what, brother, do you still have a sense of taste?"

"Taste? Taste?" The Bone Demon Venerable was inexplicably asked. He didn't know why, but suddenly couldn't help shivering, "You, why are you asking this?"

"That's it?" Xu Zhihu touched his chin with a serious face, and suddenly sighed with emotion, "Well, I didn't want to use this trick at first, really, it's too inhumane, but since you insist on not Willing to speak..."

With a bang, before he finished speaking, he took out a packaging bag from the mountain bag, and threw it on the ground with a full face!
In the packaging bag that has not been opened, there are five strange bottles, big, small, tall, short, and different colors. They seem to be filled with unknown liquids, and they make a rattling sound when shaken lightly.

"Uh, what is this?" Chi Jie'er and Mu Liu looked at it curiously.

"You don't want to know." Xu Zhihu squatted there sincerely and unpacked the bag. "These five items, in my hometown, are known as the top five worst drinks. I was curious at the time, and I bought them from Taobao. I ordered a set of integrated packs on the Internet, but after reading the reviews, I dare not even take them apart. After I came to Kunwu last year, I suddenly found that they have also mutated, and the result of the mutation is even worse... Back off, back off , I'm going to start!"

Very good, although I don't understand what nonsense this is, but seeing that Xu Zhihu has already taken out one of the bright red metal cans, Sister Chi and the others suddenly have a premonition of chills, and almost subconsciously back away .

"Bastard, bastard, what do you want to do?" Bone Demon Venerable was even more horrified, feeling his heart beating wildly, "This deity is loyal to the leader, if you think this will scare... Gululu!"

Don't be so wordy, Xu Zhihu opened the metal can a long time ago, and poured it directly: "Hold it, don't spit it out, by the way, this is called black pine sand, and it ranks fifth among the worst drinks! "

He couldn't hear anything anymore, and the poor Bone Demon Venerable just took a sip of it, and suddenly his face twitched wildly, his whole body trembled violently as if he had malaria, and he looked as if he was about to pass out at any moment.

"Is it okay?" Xu Zhihu looked at him cautiously, "I've heard comments from people who have drunk it, saying that it tastes like essential oils, safflower oil, toothpaste, bubble gum, and cola all mixed together. A piece... Well, man, you have to make a confession now, before it's too late!"

"Don't even think about it, don't even think about my deity betraying the leader!" After trembling and struggling for a quarter of an hour, the Bone Demon Lord finally woke up from that miserable taste experience. Although he looked at the black pine and sandy soil as if he had seen a ghost, he still went all out. gritted his teeth.

"Very good, that's what you said." Xu Zhihu sighed helplessly, and took out a long plastic bottle, "Well, this one is called Red Scream, and it's called a plant-based drink. It feels like drinking Bawang shampoo, and if you put it on the back of your tongue and taste it carefully, you can clearly distinguish fennel, celery, coriander, cabbage, lettuce, lettuce, wormwood, fish tofu, shrimp dumplings..."

Before he finished speaking, taking advantage of the fact that Bone Demon Venerable had already opened his mouth in shock, he directly poured the bottle of red scream.

A few seconds later, the Bone Demon Venerable was stunned at first, and then suddenly collapsed and looked at the sky. Two lines of hot tears flowed down his distorted cheeks involuntarily and silently. At a speed of [-] times per second, it trembled wildly like a pile driver...

"It's none of my business, this is what you asked for." Xu Zhihu looked at him sympathetically, "Then what, if you are willing to recruit now, I won't give you anything else to drink, to be honest It's not kind."

"..." The poor Bone Demon Lord couldn't even speak at this time, but even so, just look at his distorted expression of gnashing teeth, you can know that he is still holding back and refusing to confess.

In awe, really in awe!
Xu Zhihu had never seen such a tough guy before, so he had the urge to let it go for a while, but considering the importance of the matter, he finally had to hold up the bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass tremblingly with an attitude of reverence Shui: "Well, buddy, please allow me to introduce, this is called Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, I bought a bottle before, only poured out a little, and scared the Soul Eater King away, no matter how serious it is Just ask, if you..."

Don't waste time, Yan Chixia listened to it, grabbed the bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, opened the mouth of the Bone Demon Lord, and poured it irresponsibly!
Gululu, Gululu, Gululu!
The Bone Demon Lord, who was caught off guard, was directly filled with half a bottle. The exclamation that had just reached his mouth suddenly stopped abruptly, and then he saw his twitching face, which was completely sluggish for a moment, and suddenly From red to yellow, from yellow to white, from white to purple, from purple to blue, seven or eight colors are transformed in an instant——

"This, this, this feeling..."

Well, if the black pine sand and red screams are just shocking, the drink can taste like this, then at this moment, the Bone Demon Lord suddenly realized that this kind of water called White Flower Snake Grass Water The weird liquid can actually make people feel "deeply desperate for this world"——

He only took a sip, and at that moment he understood what a "rotten mat soaked in sweat" was;
In the next few seconds, he felt that a man who had just run [-] meters took off his clothes and squeezed water into his mouth. He felt that the aunt in the vegetable market was stuffing unsold celery into his mouth. Sitting on the mat was a big man who picked his feet and smiled at me;

After a while, he already started to feel sick, and he had the urge to lie down in the toilet and let the drink flow down his mouth into the toilet. This sip was of great historical significance in his life, and he suddenly felt that hundreds of years of life experience It was so worthless, and the richness of life experience instantly defeated all the Qi refiners in Kunwu;

At this moment, the whole audience was silent, everyone retreated several tens of feet away, looked at the Bone Demon Lord with panic and sympathy, Xu Zhihu kindly handed half a bottle of white flower snake grass water to the Bull Demon King : "Uh, Lao Niu, want to try it?"

After a long, long time, seeing the Bone Demon Lord still there with his eyes straightened, his face twitching and his whole body trembling, Sister Chi finally couldn't help picking up a twig, like lighting a firecracker from a distance, carefully Poked Bone Demon Venerable's chest: "Hey, who is that, are you okay?"

There was no answer, but the Bone Demon Lord was still comprehending life, his eyes were blank and speechless, and after a full quarter of an hour, he spoke with trembling lips: "I, my lord, I just feel... Thank you, thank you!"

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, "Wait a minute, thank you?"

"Thank... thank you..." Bone Demon Venerable repeated intermittently again.

The next moment, he took a deep breath, and the bones of his body slammed. When he raised his head again, his originally ferocious face became a little more peaceful, and the originally frantic red eyes suddenly gradually became clear. stand up.

"Wait a minute, could it be?" Xu Zhihu suddenly thought of a possibility, and couldn't help being very surprised.

"That's right!" The Bone Demon Venerable nodded slightly, resisting the tumbling excitement in his stomach, and sighed with relief, "Unexpectedly, this deity was driven by that guy's insane spell back then, and was driven to death for countless hours. For ten years, I thought that I would not be able to get rid of it in this life, but I didn't expect that in the end, it was restored to clarity by relying on this white flower snake grass water."

"Uh, isn't it?" Sister Chi and the others couldn't help being stunned and speechless, but they suddenly understood, "Ah, let's say, those guys from the Snake Sect have always had no morals, and the three of them, Huli Daxian and the others, are typical. Why? When you get to the bones, you suddenly become very strong, so that’s how it is.”

"Khan, my White Flower Snake Grass Water has this function?" Xu Zhihu was also very surprised, looking at the grateful Bone Demon Lord opposite him, he quickly handed over the remaining half bottle of drink, "Then what?" , do you want some more?"

"No, no, this deity is fully awake." The Bone Demon Lord, who was still full of gratitude just now, shuddered suddenly, and quickly said seriously, "It's not too late, I know what you want to ask, that's right, that golden man The leader, in fact, has never left Jiangnan, in fact, he is hiding in Zhenjiang...Jinshan Temple!"

"Where?" As soon as these words were said, everyone was stunned.

"This is impossible!" Yan Chixia was even more stunned and speechless, and suddenly became furious after being stunned for a few seconds, "It's nonsense, it's nonsense, I have lived in Jinshan Temple for the past few months, which is the focus of Buddhism, and the Buddha's light shrouds the Buddha's name all the year round Chanting, how could that cult leader stay there?"

"That's for sure, maybe he's dressed up as a sweeping monk." Xu Zhihu couldn't help complaining, and after thinking about it, he handed over the half bottle of white flower snake grass water, "Then what, Lao Bai, are you sure you don't need another sip?" , maybe you haven't completely cleared the ecstasy technique, and your thinking is still a little fuzzy?"

"It's true, I swear by my natal soul, and I will never say anything false," Bone Demon Venerable only felt the creeps, and hurriedly explained, "The gold leader has been hiding in Jinshan Temple for decades, and he used various means to Drive the congregation to collect all kinds of materials, well, it was for this purpose that he sent people to venture into Shushan some time ago."

"You mean, the Ship Refining Pool and the Demon Locking Tower are also his targets for collecting materials?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but suddenly realized, and immediately thought of what he saw and heard in Shushan some time ago.

"That's right, all he did, including capturing the Millennium Snake Demon and Zhu Yingtai, was to refine one thing." Bone Demon Venerable nodded without hesitation.

"Wait a minute, what is that thing?" Sister Chi was listening, and couldn't help raising her hand to ask the question that everyone wanted to know.

"I don't know, I haven't seen it before." Bone Demon Venerable sighed strangely, "That guy is extremely cautious, even if I was under his control, I have never seen that thing, I only know that that thing The power of it should be terrifying, as long as it is refined by him..."

As long as it is refined, Master Jin can use this thing to conquer the entire Kunwu and reach the pinnacle of life?
Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, thinking to himself that I have watched this episode, but Sister Chi snorted disapprovingly: "Hmph, don't worry about it, anyway, Suzhen and Miss Zhu are here with us now, Let's see how that guy refines it?"

"No, you are all wrong." Bone Demon Venerable smiled bitterly, couldn't help shaking his head and said, "The Millennium Snake Demon and Zhu Yingtai are indeed very useful for refining, and it can be said that they have greatly increased the chance of success. From what I know about that guy, if he can't get suitable materials for a long time, maybe he will make up his mind to forcibly refine it. If the refining success is naturally very bad, even if the refining is not successful, once the explosive magic energy leaks, I'm afraid Most of Jiangnan..."

Needless to say, just listening to his description, Xu Zhihu and Yan Chixia imagined the scene, and couldn't help shivering.

"What are you waiting for?" In an instant, Yan Chixia was furious and pulled out the Five Thunder Sword, "It's not too late, we're going back to Jinshan Temple, I want to see where that bastard is hiding, and he can hide it from everyone. People... Lao Xu, Chi Chi, are you coming?"

Come on, at this time, they have formed a big hatred, how could they not come?

The Dongming Mountain gang immediately jumped up, and drew out their swords, guns and halberds with a murderous look. Xu Zhihu thought for a while, and helped to untie the Bone Demon Lord, and gave Suzhen a healing technique... um, Of course not a kiss!
A moment later, Yin stepped on the accelerator hard, and the five-way double-decker bus filled with a large group of people roared like this, bumping and rushing out of Zhu's Manor, leaving only Zhu Yuanwai who just ran out of the secret room, staring dumbfounded. Seeing her daughter being "abducted", it took a long time to react, and she exclaimed tremblingly: "Ying, Yingtai...Master Fahai, where are you taking my daughter?"

"Don't be nervous, we're just taking her to save the world." Xu Zhihu leaned out his upper body from the car window, and waved seriously behind.

In a blink of an eye, the No. [-] double-decker bus gradually disappeared into the distant wasteland with billowing smoke. If you listen carefully, you can still hear a few guys talking strangely——

"Well, speaking of it, Bone, what exactly did the white flower snake grass water taste like just now?"

"Don't ask, don't ask this..."

"Well, I'm just curious. Then again, if the five drinks are mixed together..."

"Trust me, you won't want to know!"

"…………"

(End of this chapter)