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Chapter 16 My sister has someone she likes

Dongming Mountain in the afternoon is sunny and warm. The waterfall formed by the melting snow pours down from the top of the forested mountain, splashing crystal clear silver and white water. To borrow the words of a certain cow——

"See, this is the perfect time and occasion to confess to the beauty!"

Speaking of a certain cow, this guy is wearing a Confucian robe and shaking a folding fan at this time. He is very excited along the mountain path to Pansi Cave. After seeing Sister Chi later, I will chant a few words before I say...

"Actually, I think if you take out the most expensive rouge powder, it might be more effective." Xu Zhihu slandered silently beside him, but couldn't help but look left and right, thinking about how to find an opportunity to escape.

It's a pity that he didn't even have a chance to jump on the electric car during this journey. The Bull Demon King obviously regarded him as a confidant, and he never stopped nagging for two hours, telling the whole story of his difficult courtship. ——

The strange thing is that, unlike the legendary bull demon king who is so powerful that he can draw with monkeys, this one in front of him is also considered a demon king, and his strength is also at the peak of human origin, but he is not yet strong enough to defy the sky. The level... Well, it is estimated that this is the early years, and he has not had time to cultivate to the great success.

What's even more speechless is that the legendary Bull Demon King was very lucky. He married the Iron Fan Princess and raised a vixen as a mistress outside. Up to now, there have been sixteen wives, but they all rely on robbery, and there are a few wives who escape every now and then.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... The bastard that I lived with escaped, and left a letter saying that I would pursue true love..."

"Hey, is this the legendary old king next door?" Xu Zhihu touched his chin in awe, but he could only express his comfort very well, "It's nothing, big brother, you want to open something, which means that they are not Your true love, but then again, true love for this thing, you can’t rely on robbing, maybe you can consider another way in the future, brother?”

That's right, the Bull Demon King slapped his thigh hard, and shook his folding fan in high spirits: "Brother, you are right, that's what I thought, so I went to the mortal world to inquire about it, and found out that someone who can recite poems and compose poems Scholars are especially favored by beauties, so I robbed a study..."

"Actually, it mainly depends on the face..." Xu Zhihu complained silently, thinking that this is like many girls think the chef is handsome, but the premise is that the chef looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro, if it is replaced by a 200-jin chef The greasy black fat man, wearing a white chef uniform, turned his head and smiled...

So, no matter how you look at it, the bull boss with a rough face and a savage face has nothing to do with a gentle scholar. The problem is that he didn't realize it at all. When he was about to arrive at Pansi Cave, he actually stopped to straighten his Confucian robes. He posed like a feather fan and scarf: "Brother, look at my gentle and delicate appearance, will Sister Chi faint directly?"

"Yes, definitely!" Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, thought for a while and then coughed lightly, "But brother, I really have something to do, if you don't mind..."

Come on, it's already here, how could the Bull Demon King let go, he held him tightly and dragged him to Pansi Cave: "Good brother, show loyalty, you must help my elder brother give me an idea this time... Well, you said wait When I arrive at Pansi Cave, shall I read a poem to Sister Chi first, or shall I cut off that nasty little boy first?"

Well, Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly: "I think, why don't you all sit down and drink tea and eat hot pot, and talk calmly, maybe there is some misunderstanding here, maybe that little boy is actually honest and innocent Kind……"

Kind ghost!It's okay not to mention this, but when it comes to this, the Bull Demon King immediately became murderous: "You moo, I don't know where that guy came from, but he dared to compete with Lao Tzu for a beauty. Seventeen and eight paragraphs... Huh, it's here?"

Well, while talking, Pansi Cave has really arrived.

Just in front of the gate of the cave, Sister Chi was wiping her sweaty head, explaining to a group of monsters the reason why Xu Zhihu was sabotaging her work, she had a pitiful expression of grievance, and she was paired with a bright red long skirt. They all look graceful.

"Ah, I haven't seen you in a few months. This chick seems to be getting more and more beautiful?" The Bull Demon King stared at the outside, his eyes were bleeding all over the floor, and he rushed up with green eyes, "Oh Hehehehe, oh hehehehe, Chichi, Laozi, no, Xiaosheng came here to marry you specially!"

What the hell, Sister Chi is not in a good mood, and when she turns around and sees the Bull Demon King, she is startled and angry, and her first reaction is to pull out two machetes from under her red skirt: "It's unreasonable, you stupid cow dare to come here to make trouble, aunt and grandma!" Fawei, you are the Lun family... Huh?"

Before she finished speaking, when Sister Chi saw Xu Zhihu behind the Bull Demon King, she was suddenly speechless. Wait, why did Zhihu get mixed up with the Bull Demon King?
You ask me, who do I ask, Xu Zhihu looks at the sky speechlessly.

But at this time, seeing Sister Chi's shocked expression, the Bull Demon King thought she was overwhelmed by his elegant attire, and immediately lifted up his spirits, and immediately swung open the folding fan: "Cough cough cough cough, Chi Chi, Xiaosheng I've been thinking about you lately, and even wrote a poem for you, why don't I read it to you now?"

"Uh, didn't you say you'd like to read the Book of Songs?" Xu Zhihu suddenly felt terrified.

Sure enough, the next moment, I saw the Bull Demon King looking up at the sky with his hands behind his back, shaking his folding fan and chanting affectionately: "Ah, Chichi, you are the bow; ah, I am the overlord; ah, when we are together, the overlord will fight hard!" ..."

Pfft, in an instant, all the monsters present sprayed together, and Xu Zhihu's eyes filled with tears. What a poem, what a poem, it's so concise and straight to the heart.

"Isn't that right, I think so too." The Bull Demon King triumphantly waved his folding fan, then took a few steps forward affectionately, and looked at Sister Chi tenderly, "Stop talking, Chi Chi, I I understand, since you have no objections, why don't we get married today, speaking of which, I just happened to know that a new hotel has opened nearby, and the beds there are big and soft..."

What a mess, the poor Chi sister was completely petrified when she heard it, and she forgot to raise the machete when she saw the bull devil approaching affectionately.

In the eerie silence, Zizi next to her suddenly put down the potato chips, and opened her eyes wide in a childish voice: "Hey, who is that, do you want to marry my sister? But, but, it seems that my sister already has someone she likes." !"

"Huh?" In an instant, all the monsters around pricked up their ears.

"Don't, don't talk nonsense!" Sister Chi couldn't help but blushed.

"That's right, don't talk nonsense!" The Bull Demon King immediately became angry, "I don't believe it, who dared to fight with me...wait a minute, could it be that little boy of the human race?"

That's right, that's right, the six little lolitas nodded neatly: "My sister, I really like brother Xu, I hug the mirror he gave me every night, and I can't bear to put it away even when I go to sleep...Huh?"

Before she could finish speaking, Sister Chi covered their mouths and said with embarrassment: "No, nothing, I just really like that mirror, really, it's that simple."

No way, Zizi struggled to get out, and she didn't forget to make a magic knife: "Yeah, I remember my sister said that it was cold recently, so she specially used spider silk to help Brother Xu weave clothes, by the way, this is it... ..."

Which, a large group of monsters stared wide-eyed neatly, even Xu Zhihu looked up curiously, and then...

puff!Then, when they saw the spider silk dress that Zizi took out, everyone present sprayed it!

Well, strictly speaking, those are not clothes, but trousers, let alone trousers, but they are not trousers, but a pair of panties...

What's the situation, not to mention the Bull Demon King and monsters, even Xu Zhihu himself was dumbfounded, wait, why would Sister Chi knit panties for me?
"Who, who helped him weave his panties?" Sister Chi blushed so much that she was steaming, and stammered desperately to explain, "I just saw his clothes and trousers were drying outside, and there were little trousers on his trousers. Dongdong, so I decided to help him mend... Hey, hey, what are your expressions?"

There is no need to explain, there is no need to explain at all, a large group of monsters looked at each other with grief and indignation, and suddenly felt that their hearts were broken, blah blah, there is no reason, our number one beauty in Dongming Mountain is actually like this, just like this...

Not to mention, they were just heartbroken, and the Bull Demon King on the opposite side was heartbroken. Countless disharmonious images suddenly appeared in their minds, beasts, beasts, and even their underpants. That is to say, Chi Chi and That little boy, maybe already...already...

"Bastard!" In an instant, the Bull Demon King, who was full of shame and anger, suddenly roared, black air burst out all over his body, and he stepped out with a heavy foot of anger, shaking the entire Pansidong trembling, "No reason, no reason, where is that little boy? Labor and management must chop him into meat paste today!"

"I'm air, I'm air..." Xu Zhihu murmured from behind, calmly and slowly backing away.

The problem is, before he had time to escape, Zizi suddenly whispered with surprise on his face: "Hey, brother, when did you come back?"

Swish!In an instant, a large group of monsters turned their heads neatly, and hundreds of pairs of green eyes focused on them.

What can I say, at this moment, Xu Zhihu could only look at the sky speechlessly, and sighed innocently: "Actually, I think I can write an [-]-word essay and explain it carefully..."

Explain your sister!

In the eerie silence, the Bull Demon King stared at him dumbfounded, and kept looking at him, with crystal tears shining from the corners of his eyes.

Half a quarter of an hour later, the guy looked up at the sky silently, trembling like he was suffering from mad cow disease, but suddenly roared, pulled out a big ax from nowhere, and rushed up like a mountain——

"No loyalty, no loyalty, no loyalty, you bastard who seduces my sister-in-law... I, I am at odds with you!"

(End of this chapter)