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Chapter 17 I Call You, Do You Dare to Promise

Brothers are like siblings, wives are like clothes, whoever takes off my clothes, I will cut off his brothers and feet!

Excitedly ran to Pansi Cave to confess his love, but saw the beloved beauty thrown into someone's arms, and was hit in the face by a pair of panties, the blushing Bull Demon King suddenly became furious, and immediately pulled out a mountain splitter weighing hundreds of catties The big axe rushed forward with a murderous look: "You moo, you bastard who seduced my sister-in-law, let me die!"

I wipe, come for real!
Xu Zhihu was stunned and speechless, jumped on the electric car, patted the front of the car, and a blue cloud suddenly rose under the wheel, leading him to flee like a lightning bolt.

Fortunately, he ran fast enough. After only one-third of a second, the mountain-splitting ax weighing hundreds of catties fell down like a meteorite from the sky, smashing the ground into an astonishing deep hole.

"Where are we going?" The Bull Demon King became even more furious when he missed a hit. He immediately set up a black cloud and roared to catch up. He pulled out the second mountain-breaking ax from nowhere, and threw it out hysterically with a loud shout.

With a bang, the mountain-opening ax hit Xu Zhihu behind him, and the tumbling air wave made the battery car sway. Xu Zhihu looked back speechlessly, and couldn't help being dumbfounded: "Wait, wait, wait, I can solve..."

Get rid of your sister!
The Bull Demon King chased after him with eyes full of flames, throwing one big ax after another, endlessly and continuously, hitting the ground nearby with potholes, just like the craters of the moon.

Hey, are you from the Ax Gang?
Needless to say, Xu Zhihu could only drive an electric car and continue running around Dongming Mountain. Fortunately, although the Bull Demon King could ride the clouds, his speed was not very fast, so he could only chase after him furiously and roaring.

Dumbfounded, Sister Chi was stunned in front of the Pansi Cave, and finally came back to her senses, and quickly pulled out two machetes to catch up: "Zhihu, hang on, I'll bring someone... Hey, hey, What kind of expression do you guys have, are you planning to die without saving your life?"

Save the ghost, a large group of monsters rolled their eyes full of grievances, thinking that that guy robbed us of the goddess of Dongming Mountain, and he might have sex every night.
"Who, who's having sex with him?" Sister Chi blushed, but couldn't help gnashing her teeth, "Don't be so verbose, hurry up and save people with me, if Zhihu is really crushed by that cow, In the future, don't expect to find someone to help you make alchemy, let alone get a discount!"

That's right, a large group of monsters finally came to their senses, and they suddenly realized that they didn't know who was leading them. They all screamed strangely, and rushed forward waving various weapons: "I wipe, let go of that little boy, what's the matter?" ...Eh, it seems like I can't catch up?"

Well, I really can't catch up!

In such a short time, Xu Zhihu had already rushed to the foot of Dongming Mountain in an electric car that was flying through the clouds and fog. The furious Bull Demon King followed closely, one man and one cow circled Dongming Mountain back and forth.

The only one who suffers is Chi Jieer who can't drive the clouds, the demons of Dongming Mountain, and the six little lolis who are holding bricks.

"Why don't we take a half-time break first?" Xu Zhihu turned his head in the electric car and looked at the exhausted Bull Demon King behind him, "Then what, buddy, actually, if you plan to find true love, I suggest you Go south after leaving Dongming Mountain, there is a Flame Mountain, and there is a plantain cave nearby, and an iron fan lives in the cave..."

Slap your head!

Tired and out of breath, seeing that little white face was still in the mood to talk nonsense, the Bull Demon King was finally furious, couldn't bear it and roared up to the sky.

At this moment, the strong wind roared, and the mountains, rocks, wind and sand were blown up like a torrential rain!
In the black mist where you can't see your fingers, you heard Moo's ferocious howl, shaking the whole Dongming Mountain trembling slightly. Sister Chi was chasing up from behind with a group of monsters. Seeing this scene, her complexion changed drastically. , couldn't help exclaiming: "Zhihu, be careful, that stupid cow is going to show its original..."

Before the words were finished, I saw a huge monster rushing out of the mist, its huge body exposed to the midday sun, like a rampaging bulldozer, crashing heavily into a piece of granite blocking the road, directly smashing the granite into pieces It exploded and turned into rock fragments flying all over the sky.

I, Xu Zhihu was taken aback, and turned his head to look in horror: "Hey, hey, hey, it's just to pick up a girl. Dude, you need to change back to your original shape. You are still so fierce and brutal... eh?"

A few seconds later, when Xu Zhihu saw the original shape of the Bull Demon King, he suddenly became confused on the spot——

Wait, wait, what the hell is this?
Well, the Bull Demon King in its original form is indeed a colossus, just two golden horns are like sharp machetes, but the problem is, but the problem is, on his huge body, there are black and white blocks, like black and white squares. It looks like a grid all over the body. It doesn't look like a blue bull, a buffalo, or a rhinoceros. On the contrary, it looks like... er, like...

"Milk, cow?" Dumbfounded for a few seconds, Xu Zhihu blurted out almost subconsciously, "Fuck, wait, do we have cows in China at this time?"
"What are you looking at?" It is estimated that many people have seen it this way, and the Bull Demon King suddenly became angry, exhaled white gas with a moo, and said viciously, "You don't care about me, my ancestors have the blood of Fanyao from the Far West. In this generation, you are returning to your ancestors... You bastard, you still dare to watch it?"

Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, and suddenly felt the corners of his mouth twitching slightly involuntarily.

It's just that the next moment, the Bull Demon King, who has new hatred and old hatred, has already raised his hooves and rushed towards him viciously like a mountain. Although the body of the black and white cow looks very uncoordinated, the terrifying momentum of tearing down mountains and rocks is still there. It can't be fake, just the aura of the demon king permeating the whole body, oppressing the surrounding demons can't breathe.

Flash, it only took Xu Zhihu a third of a second to drive the electric car without hesitation, soaring through the clouds and fog.

Wherever he went, the Bull Demon King followed ferociously, and the big bull's hooves slammed on the ground, bringing up scorching and shining sparks, and in just a short moment, he chased up abruptly.

With a bang, this guy suddenly jumped high, the huge and hard head of the bull swung suddenly, and the two golden horns shone with a deadly cold light. With a terrifying force enough to crush the granite, it crazily crashed into the rear half of the electric car!
"Be careful!" Sister Chi and the group of monsters exclaimed in unison

At the critical moment, Xu Zhihu suddenly turned the car around in mid-air.

The electric car drifted and turned in a thrilling manner, forcibly rubbing the ferocious bull's head and swaying to the ground, but even so, the body was still lightly brushed by a bull's horn, and under the irresistible impact, people and the car fell to the ground Sliding out, he slammed into a rock wall tens of meters away.

Damn it, Xu Zhihu was pressed against the rock wall by the electric car, and it was too late to escape for a while.

Sister Chi's complexion changed drastically, and she spat out silver-white spider threads in a hurry, trying to roll up the electric car to save people, but almost at the same time, the Bull Demon King roared and slammed into him viciously like a mountain.

"For me, go die!" The black air all over his body erupted fiercely like a tide, and this guy rushed forward fiercely with red eyes, smashing all the mountains, rocks and trees along the way, and he was about to crush Xu Zhihu. "Two or five sons who seduce sister-in-law, don't blame me for being ruthless, let me go..."

"Really!" Xu Zhihu looked at the giant black shadow roaring towards him, and could only scratch his head in a strange face, grabbed the rice cooker beside him, and threw it forward——

In an instant, the blue light shone brightly, and the rice cooker rose into the air, turned around against the wind, and suddenly made a mechanical sound of clicking, turning into a huge roaring... er, under the eyes of everyone. ,Micro-wave oven?

"What?" The Bull Demon King looked up subconsciously, and couldn't help being startled.

Before he could figure out the situation, Xu Zhihu had already cleared his throat, and yelled solemnly: Bull!magic!king! "

"What are you calling me for?" Bull Demon King roared viciously, "You bastard who seduces sister-in-law, don't think that if you beg for mercy now, I will let you go... eh?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the rice cooker in the air, no, the microwave oven in the air turned around, and suddenly a cyan-like brocade-like glow shot out from the furnace, immediately enveloping the Bull Demon King directly.

In an instant, the huge body of the Bull Demon King seemed to be weightless, and was directly rolled up by the blue light, and fell lightly into the microwave oven!
Immediately afterwards, there was a slap, and the oven door closed automatically. Accompanied by a low buzzing sound, the microwave oven started to operate automatically. The inside of the oven body shone with red light, and the temperature rose to nearly [-] degrees in an instant.

puff!Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain who were chasing up from behind were all stunned, and didn't know what to say for a while.

I saw the microwave oven landed there, vibrating violently and buzzing there, and occasionally there was an angry roar of the Bull Demon King: "Let me, let me out, it's just a broken stove, and I want to trap the old... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , It’s so hot, it’s so hot, bastard, do you think this temperature can burn me to death?”

It really couldn't burn to death. In less than a moment, with his rampage in the cage furnace, cracks appeared on the entire outer body of the microwave oven.

It’s okay, it’s okay, Xu Zhihu turned his head with a strange expression on his face, and looked at Sister Chi and the group of demons in Dongming Mountain who were facing the enemy: “Then what, I just adjusted it to medium fire, now I just need to adjust it up one notch.” ..."

With that said, he has already pressed the button and turned it up lightly.

In an instant, the temperature of the furnace suddenly rose sharply, the red light in the entire microwave oven soared, and the low humming sound suddenly became roaring and harsh. Even the surrounding trees were affected by the high temperature, and suddenly burned blazingly.

Look at the Bull Demon King in the microwave oven. It was still roaring viciously, but suddenly there was no movement. After a few seconds, it suddenly screamed in panic: "It's so hot, it hurts, you bastard, you What have you done, Lao Tzu's horns will be burnt!"

Dumbfounded, at this moment, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain were stunned.

In the eerie silence, a gust of cold wind whizzed by, Chi Jieer suddenly turned her head with a weird face, and looked at the unicorn monster with the same weird face beside her——

"Uh, Niu, I heard that your cousin serves as a mount in the Tushita Palace in West Kunlun, and there is a magic weapon called Zijin Gourd..."

(End of this chapter)