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Chapter 160 On the Importance of Learning Tenses Well

It is said that in the state of seeing things and thinking about others, some guys can explode extremely terrifying power, for example, when Wu Xiaoqiang thinks of Miss Saori...

But the problem is, when Wu Xiaoqiang's small universe broke out, he didn't need to lick Miss Saori's golden shield, but the Empress Lu Feng in front of her actually took out the embroidered shoe and knelt on one knee , very affectionately licked three times...

boom!
In an instant, it was as if his soul was burning, his entire body was completely engulfed by violent blood flames, and the terrifying burst of murderous aura was like a raging tide. , the entire canyon ground was roaring and trembling, and the cracks centered on his footprints, spreading in all directions!

"Wait a minute, does this trick look familiar?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, "Guokuo, Xiao...uh, forget it!"

It's too late to remind, at this moment, Lu Fenghou has roared ferociously, turning into a sea of ​​red flames and rolling towards him, Fang Tian's painted halberd roared and spun at a terrifying speed, rolling up all the surrounding rocks and boiling flames, Like a violent hurricane whistling and sweeping past, devouring all the existence within a radius of hundreds of feet——

"The Peerless Serpent! The flames of blood are like a lotus! Burn to a certain family..."

With a bang, centering on the place where his Fang Tian painted halberd was, endless violent blood flames shot out from the ground like hundreds of pillars of magma fire, and the roaring volley scattered and splashed, completely covering the entire valley in it.

"My fork, it's not fair, you actually opened it up?" Before Guoguo could exclaim in surprise, he was sent flying backwards by several pillars of fire.

"Hey... I'm afraid..." Xiaoqian quickly retreated into the 360 ​​security guard, as if it was safe enough here, and then the whole notebook was overturned.

"Well, I've already called the police!" Yin held up the large shield with a serious face, watching dozens of pillars of fire blasting on the large bronze shield.

It's useless to say anything, just at this moment, Lu Fenghou, who has turned on the unparalleled mode, has already roared and roared, sweeping like a tornado of red flames, in the violent and raging sea of ​​flames, Fang Tian's painted halberd shining with red light swept across And then, a bloody half-moon roared out immediately, like a thunderbolt, it slashed towards the top of the bus directly in front of it.

"Be careful!" Sister Chi was taken aback, and hastily grabbed Xu Zhihu and threw it back, but she had no time to dodge, and was immediately struck by the half moon.

With a bang, under the impact of the violent blood-colored half-moon, her weak body exploded directly, but unexpectedly, the roaring and splattered flesh and blood swayed in the air, and instantly turned into endless red blood spiders, facing The raging flames rushed up.

In the berserk jet of fire, a large number of red blood spiders were directly burned into ashes, but the number of red blood spiders was too many, and in a blink of an eye, it was like a raging red frenzy, completely submerging Lu Fenghou, and looked like a huge cocoon from a distance like.

But even so, Lu Fenghou, who was overwhelmed by countless red-blooded spiders, was still able to spit fire in the sea of ​​spiders. Fang Tian painted a halberd like a windmill, killing hundreds of red-blooded spiders every time: " Unparalleled Orochi! Bloody flames like lotuses! For the sake of Cicada, to a certain family... Explosion!"

It's unreasonable, every time this guy shouts "Cicada", his strength will skyrocket, as if he had drunk Red Bull!

Boom, boom, boom, in less than a moment, the originally endless sea of ​​spiders was reduced to half, and hundreds of red blood spiders crawled rapidly, forming the slightly pale jade face of Chijieer , It seems that I can't hold it any longer: "Steam you in soy sauce, Zhihu, think of a way, so that this guy can't go berserk again!"

"I'm looking, I'm looking!!" Xu Zhihu opened the mountain bag and rummaged through it, "Wait, wait, I remember...here!"

A few seconds later, touching his chin strangely, he suddenly pulled out a book that was [-]% new from his pocket, cleared his throat immediately, and began to read directly: "Ahem, volume [-] of "University Advanced Mathematics"... ..."

What the hell, what the hell is mathematics? Sister Chi is about to go berserk over there: "You are tall in mathematics, I know you are still in the mood to study now?"

Facts have proved that Xu Zhihu is really in a good mood, so he opened the first page with a strange face, and began to read seriously: "Real numbers, rational numbers and irrational numbers are collectively called real numbers. Let X be a real number, then X The absolute value of is defined as... The absolute value of X represents the distance between point X and the origin 0 on the number axis, if Y is any real number, the distance between point Y and point X can be the absolute value of the number YX or XY..."

Nima, God knows what he's reading, it's like reading from heaven, Sister Chi rolled her eyes when she heard it, and felt dizzy... Uh, wait a minute,

dizzy?

That's right, at this moment, not to mention Sister Chi's dizziness, even Lu Fenghou, who was rampaging in the sea of ​​spiders, suddenly felt a wave of dizziness, holding Fang Tian's palm of the painting halberd Unexpectedly, he loosened involuntarily.

"What?" Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd hastily again, he turned his head to look at Xu Zhihu with red eyes, suddenly a fierce look appeared in his eyes, "You despicable villain, how dare you use such words and evil methods to hurt people? "

Not only that, I can use this curse and evil method to make you fail!

Xu Zhihu blinked innocently, picked up "Advanced Mathematics", no matter so much, read it first and then said: "∫kdx=kx c, ∫x^udx=(x^(u 1))/(u c, ∫ 1/xdx=ln|x|c, ∫a^xdx=(a^x)/lna c, ∫e^xdx=e^xc, ∫sinxdx=-cosx c, cosxdx=sinx c, ∫1/(cosx )^2dx=tanx c, ∫1/(sinx)^2dx=-cotx c..."

Well, to be honest, Xu Zhihu hasn’t touched this since graduating from university, and now he’s also stuttering, not knowing how much he’s wrong…

But the strange thing is that, along with his stammering tangled recitation, the words and formulas on the pages turned into golden runes, flying into the sky like birds, and surrounded Lu Fenghou in a blink of an eye. There was a constant hum in the air.

It was like being surrounded by countless Buddhist masters and chanting scriptures together. Lu Fenghou felt dizzy at first, then had a splitting headache, and finally his head seemed to explode, and he couldn't help roaring wildly with a ferocious face: "Bastard! You bastard, shut up for someone!"

Amidst the roar, this guy was also violent and ferocious. He actually resisted dizziness and ran away again. The red flames and red lotuses all over his body were burning and boiling, and he rushed over like a monstrous flame, and even the rocks he passed burned.

"So ruthless? Even "Advanced Mathematics" can't deal with you?" Xu Zhihu was in awe. Seeing that Lu Fenghou had rushed dozens of feet away, he quickly took out another book from his mountain bag, coughed lightly and hurriedly start to read-

"Ahem, calculus is a branch of mathematics that studies function differentiation, integration, and related concepts and applications in advanced mathematics. It is a basic subject of mathematics. The content mainly includes limits, differentials, Integrals and their applications. Differential calculus includes operations to find derivatives, and is a set of theories about rates of change. It enables functions, velocities, accelerations, and slopes of curves to be discussed with a common set of symbols. Integrals, including The operation of integrals provides a general method for defining and calculating areas, volumes, etc.  …”

To tell the truth, there is no need to read the detailed content and calculus formulas, just read the preface of "College Calculus", countless golden words are like a raging tide, completely trapping Lu Fenghou in it!
Buzzing, buzzing, it was like hundreds of hammers hitting the forehead in unison, Lu Fenghou, who was about to swing Fang Tian's painted halberd to stab Lu Fenghou, suddenly staggered and lost his balance, resisting fainting Xuan struggled to kneel down on one knee, only to feel the infinite voice reverberating and roaring everywhere in his mind, making people unable to even think, let alone launch an attack.

In fact, not to mention Lu Fenghou, who bears the brunt, even Sister Chi, who has been hiding aside, is dizzy, and even has the urge to bang her head directly against the wall: "It's terrible, it's terrible, Zhihu What the hell was that thinking?"

"Oh hehehe, those are the secret books that the boss read in college!" Guo Guo was beside him, still talking nonsense, "One of the secret books is called "Advanced Mathematics", and the other is called "University Calculus". Back in the day, when these two secret books were published, they brought blood and blood to the people, alas, I don’t know how many people failed the make-up exams because of them, and didn’t even get their graduation certificates..."

Isn't that right, Sister Chi shuddered when she heard it, uh, although I don't understand it very well, it sounds like it's very powerful?
While talking, aside from her emotion here, Lu Fenghou over there has been tortured by "College Calculus" and is almost completely crazy. It's time to kneel down.

"Brother, you give up!" Xu Zhihu sighed with sympathy, read the preface and began to read the table of contents, "Chapter 1, Functions, Limits and Continuity; Chapter [-]

Function; Section [-], the concept of limit; Section [-], the algorithm and properties of limit; Section [-], the criterion of limit existence and two important limits; Section [-], infinitesimal and infinite..."

horrible!horrible!horrible!
The important thing was said three times, and the poor Lu Fenghou trembled violently with golden stars in his eyes, suddenly roared fiercely in grief and anger, directly raised Fang Tian's painting halberd, and stabbed heavily on his thigh!
In an instant, blood gushed out wildly. Under the stimulation of this severe pain, he, who was about to be dizzy, regained his spirits, ran away with a distorted face and roared, and with the last bit of strength, he raised the square like a madman. Tian Huaji: "Damn bastard, give it to a certain family, go..."

"Okay, you forced me to do this!" Xu Zhihu sighed with emotion, and took out the third book just when the room couldn't be published.

A few seconds later, his strange voice full of sympathy and unbearable, suddenly sounded in the cool wind of the night, with a bit of sigh, with a bit of emotion, um, English level [-], English level [-], we How many times did you take the exam——

"Past perfect tense indicates an action that has been completed before a certain time in the past, that is, the action of past perfect tense occurred in the "past past", there are obvious reference actions or time adverbials in the sentence, this tense is never used in isolation ( before, after, by, up till ), basic structure: subject had past participle (done)..."

"Future perfect tense refers to things that have been completed before a certain time in the future. Time adverbials are very obvious. Commonly used time adverbials generally use by future time. For example: by the end of this year, by 8
o? clock this evening, by March next year, and adverb clauses guided by bythe time..., before or when. (shall) will have verb past participle, before future time or by future time..."

"Generally, the future tense indicates an action or situation that will happen at a certain time in the future. It is often used together with tomorrow, next year, etc. to express future time adverbials. am/are/is going
to do or will/shall am/is/are/about to do, am/is/are to do;

General future tense expressions be going to the original form of the verb, be infinitive, be to the original form of the verb, be about to the original form of the verb, be able to indefinite, be about to the original form of the verb, will be the original form of the verb..."

Needless to say!

simple present continuous present perfect present perfect continuous simple past perfect past future past continuous past continuous future future continuous future perfect future perfect continuous past perfect continuous past future continuous past future perfect Past and future perfect continuous tense... Well, the students in the first row, that's right, Lu Fenghou is you, please tell the difference between the above sixteen tenses!

Very good and very powerful. At this moment, Lu Fenghou burst into tears, yes, he was not dizzy anymore, but what replaced it was a feeling of drowsiness from the depths of his soul. It's coming like a tide, and it's simply irresistible...

This time, no matter how much I resisted, no matter how much I cheered myself up, this feeling of drowsiness still came silently but violently, as if I was sitting in the dormitory and was reciting my heart seriously. "English Level [-] Vocabulary", and then I was hypnotized after carrying it...

"Enough! Enough!" With the last bit of strength, Lu Fenghou roared hysterically, suddenly dropped the painted halberd in the sky, and ran away with his head in his arms, even the red rabbit horse panicked and ran. One person and one horse disappeared into the valley.

The night breeze blew gently, and the whole valley was quiet. Xu Zhihu sighed with emotion, looked at the "Basic Knowledge of College English Test Band [-]" in his hand, and suddenly couldn't help shivering——

"Uh, speaking of it, how did our family pass the exam?"

(End of this chapter)