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Chapter 161 Choose Me Choose Me Choose Me

As soon as he came to the Xuanyuan Tombs, he got into a fight with someone inexplicably, and the object of the fight was suspected to be the legendary No. [-] general of the Three Kingdoms. This made Xu Zhihu couldn't help but began to doubt that his recent character Is the index following the stock market on a roller coaster...

But no matter what, at least after a weird encounter, that Lu Fenghou finally gritted his teeth and withdrew temporarily. , after a certain family goes back and calls old Kong, Lao Li, Lao Liu and the others, they will definitely destroy your spirits and souls!"

Yes, yes, brother, just be happy!

Xu Zhihu waved his hand speechlessly to say goodbye, but he was a little puzzled. He thought who was Lao Li and Lao Kong? Lao Li might be referring to Li Dian, and Lao Kong’s words would never refer to Kong Rong. Could it be referring to Zhuge Kongming, Nima, what is this all about!

Don't care who it is, Sister Chi looked at the burning sea of ​​fire around her, and at the densely packed mausoleums in the distance, she suddenly shivered, and quickly pulled him away: "Let's go, let's go, always I feel that there will be lunatics jumping out of these tombs at any time, so it's better for us to go to Qianhu Mausoleum as soon as possible."

Just go, and after a while, the No. [-] double-decker bus started roaring, bumping and slowly moving along the valley. The two headlights illuminated the front as if it were daytime. Xu Zhihu sat on the bus and turned around, looking at The serious crack caused by Fang Tian's painted halberd in the valley behind still felt strange, and after a long time, he finally couldn't help raising his hand to ask: "By the way, Chi Chi, do you know the Three Kingdoms?"

"I know!" Sister Chi replied without thinking.

"Really? I guess you don't know..." Xu Zhihu nodded subconsciously, but suddenly realized, "Wait a minute, Chichi, what did you just say, you said you know the Three Kingdoms?"

"Yes, what's so strange?" Sister Chi raised her head confidently, "Although the Lun family lives in Pansi Cave all year round, they occasionally go down the mountain to go shopping in the mortal world... Well, Wu Shu Wei Three Kingdoms, that seems to have happened hundreds of years ago, I remember when they played in Chibi Burning Boat, I took Zizi and the others to roast a few sweet potatoes."

"Uh, roasted sweet potatoes?" Xu Zhihu silently imagined the scene, and suddenly reacted with a strange face, "So, in the history of Kunwu, there is indeed a period like the Three Kingdoms... Eh, don't tell me , and the Spring and Autumn Period, the Warring States Period, the Han Dynasty, and the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties?"

"Spring and Autumn and Warring States, yes!" Sister Chi bit her finger and thought about it seriously, "I seem to have heard of it in the Han Dynasty, Tang and Song Dynasties, there should be it too, but the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties...is it a little girl in the mortal world?" country?"

Well, there is no need to say anything more, Xu Zhihu asked a few more casually, and finally got a little understanding of the situation.

It seems that the world of Kunwu is not only a mixed world of immortals and heroes, even the mortal world is a bit close to my own world, and even experienced the Spring and Autumn Period, Warring States, Pre-Qin, Han, Tang and Song Dynasties, but when it came to Tang and Song Dynasties, it seemed that history suddenly turned It turned a corner and turned into a situation where there are many princes and states...

Therefore, from this point of view, it is normal for Lu Bu to appear here, but the problem is that the Three Kingdoms period has passed for hundreds of years, and Lu Bu should have died long ago. Why does Lu Feng appear suddenly now? Finally, let’s say he is Lu Bu, and his name is a bit different, and say he is not Lu Bu, and he is the same from appearance to temperament...

Can't figure it out, can't figure it out at all, Xu Zhihu didn't figure it out after thinking for a long time, but instead felt a headache, so he simply gave up irresponsibly: "Forget it, compared to this, it's more important to go to Qianhuling first. "

Muttering like this, the No. [-] double-decker bus was still moving forward slowly. After another half an hour, after entering the middle of this weird valley, they finally saw the looming outline of the huge mausoleum ahead——

It is said to be a mausoleum, but judging from its majestic and magnificent appearance, it is more like a huge palace that has been built for decades. The palace standing on the ground is directly constructed of blue boulders, full of primitive simplicity The breath, just the slightly broken huge arch, is so majestic and awe-inspiring that Sister Chi almost broke her neck when she looked up, and she still couldn't see the tops of the two stone pillars.

And this is just the part standing on the ground. After Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer got out of the car and slowly descended along the bluestone corridor, they were shocked to find that the Qianhu Mausoleum is hidden in the underground part of the mausoleum. , It was as huge as an ancient town. Let’s put it this way, they walked for nearly a quarter of an hour on the bluestone corridor, and apart from seeing the ancient murals on the walls on both sides, there was not even half a vixen... eh?

Well, speaking of vixen, here comes vixen!
The next moment, I suddenly heard the whistling of the evil wind in front of me, and in the black whirlwind that swept in, suddenly a large group of delicate and beautiful fox-tailed maids appeared, looking at them with a little vigilance: "Who is here, tell me!" First name...huh?"

Before the question was finished, a large group of fox-tailed maids who were originally full of vigilance suddenly opened their watery eyes and looked at Xu Zhihu without blinking. She sniffed her delicate Qiong nose, as if smelling him.

"Uh, what's the problem?" Xu Zhihu looked uncomfortable, but Sister Chi reacted faster and pulled out the mace directly.

"Ah!" At this moment, a large group of beautiful foxtail girls suddenly looked surprised and pointed at him excitedly, "You, you are, you are Xu Zhihu, right, that's what our elder sister said, Xu Zhihu, who helped her escape from the Suoyao Pagoda in Shushan, and who is engaged to our Xuanyuan Tomb, plans to marry one of our sisters, right, right?"

"Khan, that's right, I'm Xu..." Xu Zhihu was about to nod subconsciously, but suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wait a minute, wait a moment, when will I get engaged to your Xuanyuan Tomb... I'll rub it, What do you want?"

What else can he do, before he finished speaking, a large group of pretty foxtail girls have already swarmed up, pulling him by the hand, holding him by the arm, and a few girls took the initiative to help him carry the mountain bag , Just like this, Yingying Yanyan surrounded him chatteringly, and walked happily into the depths of the mausoleum, just like a certain eminent monk surnamed Tang entered the kingdom of daughters.

"Wait a minute, what's going on here?" Xu Zhihu was surrounded by Wenxiang nephrite, he was dumbfounded, his first reaction was to turn his head to look at Sister Chi, "I'll rub it, wait a minute, Chichi save……"

"It happened, what happened to Xiami?" Sister Chi was also stunned by the side, but after a few seconds, when she met Guoguo's sympathetic eyes, she suddenly became angry with embarrassment, her cheeks flushed, and she directly raised her mace Bang rushed forward, "It's unreasonable! You shameless chicks, let go of my Zhihu, or the Lun family will..."

The threat was ineffective, and the large group of cute foxtail girls just pretended not to hear them. Dozens of graceful foxtails swayed together, demons, and surrounded Xu Zhihu happily, coquettishly coquettish, cute and cute, twittering Yingyingyan Yan talked non-stop——

"Yeah, Mr. Xu, it's Jiang Zi's. Our eldest sister said that in order to repay your life-saving grace, she made an appointment with you to let you choose any of our sisters as wives after you came to Xuanyuan Tomb, so what……"

"So, Mr. Xu, you have such an aesthetic vision, you will definitely choose the slave family, right? Hmm, I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is Xiaobai. I am 320 years old this year. She is very cute, shy, and cute. Voiceless The soft body is easy to push down..."

"You are triumphant! Mr. Xu, don't listen to her, choose me, choose me, choose me, my house has a living room and a kitchen, and I can cook good dishes. During the day, I can accompany you to enjoy the flowers, the moon and the beautiful scenery. You take a shower, rub your back and massage, and you can do a little bit of embarrassment in the middle of the night... I hate it, I'm so shy, I can't talk anymore!"

Fuck, what about morals, what about your morals?
Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, looking at the countless beautiful faces around him, he was dizzy, Guoguo looked at him with envy, and suddenly felt that the world was too unfair, why, why, never From the perspective of cooking and kitchen utensils, this pot is also elegant and suave. Are you racist?
"But... Damn it..." Looking at the other side, Sister Chi's face was flushed, and her body was filled with murderous anger. Seeing her trembling rage state holding a mace, it seemed that she would explode at any time. He ran away and smashed all the little sluts into potato pancakes.

"Stop! Stop!" Feeling the terrifying murderous aura coming from behind, Xu Zhihu suddenly shuddered, and quickly and wisely broke away from the large group of girls, "Everyone, everyone, please allow me to explain in a serious way - what, I just accepted the invitation to help, I really didn't come to marry a girl!"

"Huh?" Very good, upon hearing this, a large group of beautiful foxtail girls who were vying for courtship just now suddenly covered their cherry mouths in surprise, and looked at each other in astonishment.

However, only a few seconds later, this group of delicate girls suddenly blushed, all kinds of shyness and coquettishness: "I hate it! Mr. Xu, you are so greedy, you actually want to marry several ...Well, that's all, that's all, since you like our sisters so much, I'll let you choose a few more, um, but let's say it first, there can't be more than ten!"

puff!Xu Zhihu spit blood out of his mouth, and quickly turned his head to explain to the sad-faced Sister Chi behind him: "Uh, I promise with integrity, I really don't have this idea, let alone choose ten, I don't even want one, really , believe me!"

Believe it or not!Sister Chi looked up at the sky resentfully, and there were crystal tears in her bright eyes. Sure enough, man, your name is Huaxin. It's called Chi Chi, now...

What is this all about!

Xu Zhihu burst into tears. Seeing that a group of foxtail girls had already discussed how to divide three, five, two, four, six every Monday, he quickly interrupted them with a serious face: "Well, everyone, I heard that Su Daji Su Niangniang has encountered some troubles recently, I don't know how she is doing now?"

"Hmm..." Speaking of this, the foxtail girls who were still discussing enthusiastically at first finally thought of something serious, "By the way, my eldest sister said that if Dongming Mountain sends someone, I will bring them to see him immediately. Mr. Xu, please come with us."

Having said that, a group of girls with foxtails led the way in a hurry, and gradually went deep into the ground along the bluestone corridor. Xu Zhihu looked at the dozens of fluffy foxtails swaying in front of him, feeling very dizzy, and hurriedly talked to Sister Chi seriously again. Er explained: "Then what, I really didn't agree, this is all made up by the fox sister Yu... Chi Chi, you have to believe me!"

"Shut up, what's none of my business?" Sister Chi blushed suddenly, and after a long time she faltered and snorted: "Hmph, I'm just worried about the future of our demon clan, think about it, what if Every monster is like these fox spirits, they don’t cultivate well, they only want to marry a good man, if things go on like this, our monster clan will definitely decline more and more..."

It's as if you practice seriously every day!
Xu Zhihu complained silently a hundred times, and when he raised his head subconsciously, he found that at the end of the bluestone corridor in front of him, there had appeared an underground palace with flickering lights——

At this moment, I don't know what happened in the hall. Countless beams of light are rushing out of the hall, but they whizzed past in an extremely chaotic manner, reflecting the surrounding stone walls dimly like a ghost cave.

What's even more strange is that, even at a distance of several hundred feet, one could already hear the roaring and roaring of monsters in the brightly lit underground hall, mixed with loud roars, so that the whole The hall was shaking slightly.

"Oops! You're late!" A group of fox-tailed girls suddenly changed their colors when they saw this scene, and rushed in hastily.

"Could it be the Empress Lu Feng just now?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, and hurriedly called the Qi Ling trio to follow.

"Whoever he is, knock him down first!" Sister Chi had nowhere to vent her anger, so she kicked open the door, and then her almond eyes opened wide and the red light shone, and she picked up the mace—

"Senior Su! The Lun family is here under the order of Empress Shiji...Huh?"

(End of this chapter)