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Chapter 162 One slow motion from the left tail to the right tail
In the underground hall in the middle of the night, the sword light was raging, blood and flesh were flying everywhere, countless monsters roared ferociously, fighting in groups like losing their minds, more than a dozen orthodox Qi practitioners urged the magical weapons together, and they smashed down like thunder, Su Daji, who was the first to bear the brunt, yelled angrily, and the nine fox tails jumped into the air to resist, but they still flew out in a bloody mess, and their whole body was engulfed by raging flames.

Well, the above is purely Sister Chi's imagination!

The real situation is that when Chichi kicked open the gate, she suddenly found out with a strange expression on her face, it seemed that there was no fighting in the hall at all, instead, instead, instead... er, how should I put it?

The hall, which occupies hundreds of feet in area, is completely shrouded in dim and uncertain light at this moment. Under those interlaced beams of light, hundreds of demons and ghosts and evil spirits who came from the nearby mausoleums are all full of fanaticism. Gathered together, they are looking up at the huge stone platform above neatly, and roaring and roaring from time to time.

On the stone platform, three halos of dim yellow like the moon are scattered leisurely. In the halo of moonlight on the left, a beautiful woman is holding a jade pipa, slightly bowing her head shyly and timidly, as gentle as a stream; the moon on the right In the halo of color, a tall beauty in a colorful dress is swaying her waist and slowly walking forward. Her slim and graceful figure is like a flame, which makes even the soul become hot...

And among these two beauties with different temperaments, under the dim moonlight in the middle of the stone platform, the nine-tailed fox demon Yujie, whom she had not seen for a long time, was smiling and opening her arms, leisurely and independently facing hundreds of pairs of eyes. Nine fluffy silver and white fox tails stood up straight, swaying slowly as if enjoying themselves, fully showing the owner's good mood at the moment...

"Uh, what does that fox spirit want?" Sister Chi was dumbfounded for half an hour, and finally twisted her stiff neck and turned to look at Xu Zhihu with difficulty.

"I think..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin strangely, and suddenly felt like I had watched this episode, "Then what, judging by our experience in Shushan, I suspect, next, she It is likely to... back off!"

If you say back, back up, the two of them took three steps back neatly, covering their ears together!

Sure enough, almost at this moment, I saw Su Daji, Miss Su Dayu clearing her throat, and in the sudden sound of the pipa, she directly began to sing with deep affection from the heart——

"The stars in the sky don't talk, Xiaobai on the ground misses her mother, the eyes in the sky blink and blink, mother's heart, tea eggs... The tea garden in Shushan is full of flowers, and mother's heart is in the end of the world, every night I think of my mother's words, shining Tears of Tears Egg...Ah, think of mother's words every night, sparkling tea eggs of tears... Ah, think of mother's words every night, sparkles of tea eggs..."

At this moment, Lu Binghua burst into tears, Tea Egg burst into tears, and even in the main hall of Mount Shu thousands of miles away, a certain headmaster who was comprehending the laws of heaven and earth suddenly shed hot tears involuntarily...

"Pfft!" At the entrance of the hall on this side, Sister Chi resisted the urge to kneel down and listen, only to feel that the whole world view had completely collapsed, "Zhihu, don't tell me, you taught her this!"

"I just played it once, but who knew she would remember it, and she could even adapt it." Xu Zhihu was also in tears, and she couldn't wait to stab herself to death with a knife. The word egg really doesn't rhyme, okay?"

"Don't care if it rhymes or not, okay?" Sister Chi's sadness was almost flowing upstream, "Let's get out of here quickly, believe it or not, she doesn't need to sing it a second time, those demons, ghosts, and evil spirit practitioners below, We can collectively copy the guys and chop her up!"

"That's not necessarily true." Xu Zhihu hurriedly took out a bottle of milk to calm her down, "Have you noticed that those guys below seem to be shouting hello..."

"Huh?" Sister Chi was slightly surprised, but when she noticed the scene under the stone platform, she couldn't help being stunned and speechless.

That's right, even though Su Daji's singing can make people directly "kneel", none of the demons and evil spirit practitioners gathered below escaped. He was about to rush to the stage holding the gift, and when he was dragged down, he was still waving his hands and screaming with tears in his eyes: "Jiji, you are the best, we will always support you, always support you!"

"Uh... have these guys been driven crazy?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

But at this time, after singing "Tea Eggs" affectionately and tenderly, Su Daji, who was getting more and more sick with fox spirit, finally waved her foxtail reluctantly, and smiled excitedly. With tears in his eyes, he bent down and bowed to the innocent audience present: "Thank you everyone, thank you for supporting me like this, next month I will sing the newly created "Left Tail Right Tail Slow Motion", please support me more!"

Well, at this moment, it's the turn of tfboys to burst into tears!
The demons and ghosts present and the evil spirit practitioners applauded together, and then they stood up and left in an orderly manner from the passages on both sides. Although their expressions could not be seen clearly under the dim light, for a moment, it seemed that everyone was in order. Take a deep breath...

The next moment, I saw the group of foxtail girls suddenly appearing out of nowhere, everyone was holding a lot of classics, standing at the entrance of the hall, and handing out with smiles on their faces: "Come on, everyone, come and listen to the singing!" I'm here to register, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, according to the previous agreement, after listening to the empress singing ten times, you can get a copy of the first volume of the manuscript of "Swallowing Darkness and Refining Qi Jue", everyone has a share and everyone will not fail."

Not to mention, when they heard that there was such a precious book of secret law that could be claimed, all the monsters and evil spirit practitioners around them immediately cheered up and came up to line up to receive it. The foxtail girls asked: "Then what, when will Madam Su start singing next time, I will sign up for our brothers from Yaoshan, is it true that as long as you insist on listening to the end, you can still get the next volume?"

"Fuck! Is this okay?" Xu Zhihu spouted water, and suddenly felt as if he understood something.

"Ah?" Sister Chi's eyes were straightened even more, "Uh, let me say, I said why these guys are willing to listen to the music, and they also look crazy, so it's because of this!"

Well, they were speechless here, but Su Daji, who had just finished singing and was still immersed in narcissism, had already seen the two of them from a distance, was overjoyed, and immediately waved nine fox tails with a smile: "Know Almost! Zhihu! Come here, come here, by the way, when did you arrive, have you heard the song "Tea Egg" that the Lun family just sang, how do you feel?"

Feeling, uh, feeling, the real Baimei will twitch all over his face!

Xu Zhihu slandered a hundred times silently in his heart, but he still dragged Sister Chi across the hall to the stage, and casually bowed his hands as a salute: "Then what, Madam Su, our family's snake spirit disease... ...No, our lady Shiji heard that you were in serious trouble, so she specially sent us here to help... I'll fork, just talk, don't sing!"

To be honest, Su Daji really planned to sing a song about the deep love between sisters, but seeing Xu Zhihu's expression of "you dare to sing labor and capital, you will return to Dongming Mountain immediately", she can only sigh regretfully: " Okay, okay, let Shishi bother, my problem is indeed a bit tricky, this time I really need your help."

It's easy to say, as long as you don't sing, you can say anything, Xu Zhihu quickly agreed: "So, what's the problem?"

"Well, it's a long story." Su Daji frowned slightly and looked outside the hall, but the next moment, she suddenly raised the corners of her lips with a smile, "Forget it, I'll talk about it later, let me introduce you first, I The two next to you are the Jinlan good sisters I told you about..."

Saying so, she stretched out her hand with a smile on her face, and first pulled over the tall beauty in the colorful skirt who was the dancer just now: "This one is the second sister of the Lun family, her maiden name is Hu Ximei, she is as beautiful as a woman with a beautiful face and a beautiful appearance." Huo, you are proficient in the demon dance, and you can unlock many poses!"

"I seem to have heard of this introduction..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, looking at the extremely hot beauty in a colorful skirt opposite him, he suddenly remembered the record in "Fengshen Yanyi", "Uh , Hu Ximei? Nine-headed pheasant essence?"

"Huh? Young Master, you actually know his origin?" Hu Ximei was surprised, but when she realized it, she was suddenly moved to tears, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Xi'er knows, Xi'er knows, My son and I are destined to be married in previous lives, even though we have never met each other across thousands of mountains and rivers, we already know everything about each other..."

Wait a minute, wait a minute, sister, did you misunderstand something?
Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, the problem was that before he had time to explain, Hu Ximei had already rushed forward with tears of joy, her two jade arms tightly wrapped around his neck, she did not forget to turn her head to talk to Su Daji apologized: "Sister, sister, I'm sorry, Xi'er is going to get married before you, don't blame me, who made me and the young master fall in love at first sight?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Sister, I'm also happy from the bottom of my heart to see that you can finally get married." Su Daji was also very moved, and pulled the beautiful woman next to her who was holding a jade pipa, "By the way, Zhihu, by the way, let me introduce you, this is the third younger sister of the Lun family, her maiden name is Yuzhuaner, she is as gentle as water, she is good at playing the pipa, and she is also very good at playing the flute!"

"Hmm..." The jade bracelet that was pulled over was full of shyness and blushed. She hugged the jade pipa and said a blessing gently. With her snow-white jade neck like a swan hanging down, she said shyly and softly: "My lord, you , you, do you mind, do you mind..."

"What?" Xu Zhihu looked at her in surprise.

"That's...that's..." Yu Biao'er replied even more shyly, her blushing jade cheeks were so hot that she almost steamed, "That's right, son, do you mind, do you mind, the second daughter, the two daughters serve one husband together?"

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu squirted out a mouthful of milk, and it accurately hit Hu Ximei, who was hugging her. The latter didn't mind, but stuck out her pink tongue, and gently licked the white milk on her lips.

I wipe!Can you please stop doing this?

Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, and his first reaction was to quickly turn his head to look at Chi Chi: "Wait, Chi Chi, you have to believe me, I really didn't..."

Great, no need to explain!

Before the words were finished, Sister Chi, who had already been petrified beside her, suddenly panicked and ran away. The thick black mace swayed in the wind, and suddenly fell down with a murderous rage——

"But, damn it! You two little bastards, just enough for the Lun family!"

(End of this chapter)