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Chapter 164 In fact, I still have a book to fill in the blanks
Xu Zhihu's first night in Qianhuling was spent in gang fights between a large group of girls who were jealous...

He tossed and tossed in a daze until midnight before falling asleep, and when he was woken up by the sound of pipa strings the next morning, he suddenly found that Ximei Yujie was sitting delicately on the bedside of him, and asked enthusiastically if he wanted to Listening to the slave's flute, there is the shy and timid jade bracelet Gu Liang next to him, who is holding a bowl of steaming tiger penis soup, saying that it is specially made for you, son...

Meow, how did you get in here?
Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, and was about to call for Sister Chi urgently to make a rescue, but the latter broke through the window in a murderous manner, first smashed Ximei Yujie, who was about to play the flute, with a mace, and then The jade bracelet battle lasted for [-] rounds, from the room to the hall and then to the corridor, all kinds of jade cheeks on both sides were flushed, fragrant, sweaty, and their clothes were messy...

Uh, Xuanyuan Tomb is so dangerous, call it a day and go back to Dongming Mountain!
Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, seized the time to finish his breakfast, then picked up the mountain bag, called Guoguo Xiaoqian and Yin, and then brought back Sister Chi who was still in love and killing each other... Very soon Ok, everything is ready, we can go!

Half an hour later, under the collective watch of a large group of foxtail girls waving their handkerchiefs, two people, three electric appliances and six lolis officially set off like this, followed by Su Daji who played and sang casually, Su Yujie, and her two A younger sister who loves music and one who loves dancing, went out to Qianhu Ling together to negotiate with those weird guys.

It was already noon at this time, and the mist of evil spirits that permeated Xuanyuan's tombs had dissipated a bit, exposing those densely packed tombs in the valley to the warm sunlight. With spiritual energy, the entire valley still looked extremely cold, and many places were even covered with frost.

"Ah!" Xu Zhihu sneezed several times in a row, and quickly took out a sweater from the mountain bag and put it on, only to feel much warmer.

Walking along a bluestone corridor between the mausoleums, it seems endless, even if it takes decades to walk, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, and followed Su Daji for half an hour, Finally, I couldn't help but raised my hand and asked: "Uh, ma'am, where is the place where we convene all parties to negotiate?"

"Under the tomb guarding demon tree in Xuanyuan Tomb." Su Daji casually took out a wooden comb, combing her beloved fluffy foxtail while continuing to move forward, "That is the oldest existence in Xuanyuan Tomb. The tomb existed before the birth of the tomb. The reason why I chose to negotiate there was because there were special restrictions around the tomb guarding demon tree, which could suppress the cultivation of demons and alchemists to a minimum, so that even if they disagreed If you fight hard, there won't be any big problems."

"Hmm, the tomb guarding demon tree with a longer history than the Xuanyuan tombs?" Xu Zhihu was slightly surprised.

"That's right, even I don't know the origin of the tomb guarding demon tree." Su Daji waved the tail of the nine-tailed fox, thought for a while and then reminded, "By the way, after you get there, don't pick the demon tree." Otherwise, those guys will be very dissatisfied, especially that guy Lu Fenghou, every time he sees someone touching the demon tree, he will go berserk, so, is it really troublesome to deal with snake spirit disease?"

Don't make trouble, when it comes to snake spirit disease and fox spirit disease, who can compare with you and Empress Shiji!
Xu Zhihu complained a hundred times silently in his heart, but then he thought of another question: "By the way, ma'am, do you think, uh, how should I put it, do you think that Lu Fenghou looks very similar... ..."

"Lv Bu Lu Fengxian, right?" Su Daji seemed to know what he was going to ask, and answered casually.

"Wait a minute, so you know my lady." Xu Zhihu was taken aback, "Uh, that fellow Lu Fenghou looks so much like the legendary Lu Bu, lady, don't you think it's strange?"

"Strange?" Su Daji looked at him casually, then suddenly stretched out a fluffy fox tail, and patted him on the shoulder lightly, "Well, actually, I know a secret, a secret about Lu Fenghou... "

"What secret?" Xu Zhihu's curiosity was suddenly aroused.

"Well..." Su Daji swayed her nine fox tails triumphantly, and smiled deliberately, "Oh hehehe, many people say that Lu Fenghou is the corpse of Lu Bu who cultivated into a demon after his death. You're half right, the truth is... be careful!"

Speaking of the word "be careful", she suddenly changed color slightly, nine silver and white fox tails suddenly entangled Xu Zhihu, and pulled down without warning!
Unprepared at all, Xu Zhihu staggered and fell suddenly, and in the midst of the flash, he saw a long arrow with eagle feathers whizzing towards him, almost brushing his head and hitting someone not far away. The corridor directly blasted a large piece of bluestone to pieces.

"Fuck!" Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded.

In an instant, before he had time to rejoice, he heard the roar and vibration of iron hooves in the mist ahead, accompanied by the raging flames, the familiar furious voice resounded through the tunnel again: "Despicable villain! Hand over the cicada, a certain The family spares you not to die!"

Very good, there is no need to say anything, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, and suddenly sighed in unison: "Are there any mistakes, it's that guy again!"

Sure enough, in the next moment, in the raging sea of ​​flames, Lu Fenghou raised Fang Tian's painted halberd to urge the red rabbit to sit down, and it swept over like a violent killing god. They were all trembling slightly: "For the cicada! The unparalleled snake! The blood is like a lotus! For a certain family..."

"Your sister, is it over?" Xu Zhihu was already numb, and took out "College Calculus" from his mountain bag.

"Despicable! Despicable!" Lu Fenghou's complexion changed drastically, almost subconsciously reining in his horse in a hurry, and almost bumped his head against the wall, "Shameless, you only use this trick every time, if you have the ability to fight against a certain family A fair fight!"

"You don't care about me!" Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes, and pulled out the "Basic Knowledge of College English Test Band [-]" again, "Stop rambling, we are here to participate in the negotiation, if you are willing to put Fang Tian's painting halberd down, we Promise not to use cloze and reading comprehension first!"

The devil knows what cloze and reading comprehension are, but just by hearing this domineering reputation, you know it must be scary!
Lu Fenghou couldn't help shivering, and subconsciously raised Fang Tian's painted halberd to block in front of him, but only a few seconds later, when he realized that he had a guilty conscience, he suddenly flew into a rage: "Stop coming here!" One set, I really think a certain family is afraid of you!"

"Come here if you're not afraid!" Xu Zhihu held "College Calculus" in one hand and "Basic Knowledge of College English Test Band [-]" in the other. What if the guy really rushed over?
Fortunately, this kind of thing didn't happen. Lu Fenghou obviously had lingering fears about this weird magic weapon, and he didn't dare to urge Chituma to rush over: "Bastard, do you think someone dared not come up?"

"Come on, come on!"

"Come on!"

"Then come!"

"Come! Come at once!"

"Hurry up!"

"Come... come to your head!"

Very good and powerful, the two sides confronted each other at a distance of tens of feet, with the posture of "look at what, look at you, look at you, try it, try it" and go back and forth for half an hour. It's amazing that it didn't fight...

To be honest, Sister Chi and Su Daji almost fell asleep watching, Sister Chi was so bored that she started to weave small purses out of spider silk, seeing this kind of unnutritious conversation going on for a few more hours , and finally couldn't help but raise your hand weakly: "By the way, do you want to fight or not? If you want to fight, hurry up... Besides, what about that Lu, the Lun family said it again very seriously, we really, really, really, we didn't I saw your cicada!"

"If you say you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it? Why should a certain family believe your words?" Lu Fenghou snorted fiercely.

"I'll use my true energy to swear, okay?" Sister Chi sighed speechlessly, "Well, if we capture Cicada, we will punish me, um, punish me... um, fine When I use Zhihu’s phone to take selfies in the future, I won’t be able to beautify or retouch the pictures!”

"Damn it, when will you take a selfie with my phone?" Xu Zhihu was shocked beside him.

Isn't that the point? The point is that following Sister Chi's oath, a ray of light shines past, which means that the oath of life has been fulfilled, and looking at Sister Chi's dignified expression, it is obvious that this oath is extremely serious, even if it is about life and death. Not too much.

I don't know if I really believed in this oath, or if I really couldn't attack for a while, Lu Fenghou hesitated with a gloomy face, and finally snorted bitterly after a while, turned his horse's head and walked away: " Hmph, just trust you for once, come with me, the yellow-robed monster and Mrs. Diyong are already waiting under the demon tree."

It's okay, it's okay, Xu Zhihu let out a long sigh of relief, quickly put away "College Calculus", picked up the mountain bag and followed.

With Lu Fenghou leading the way in a murderous spirit, no snake spirit came out to make trouble. After passing through a dense forest, the scene in front of him suddenly became clear. The densely packed mausoleums disappeared and replaced them. Yes, it is a towering corn tree standing hundreds of feet away in the mist of evil spirit... Uh, wait a minute, corn?
Xu Zhihu hadn't had time to express his emotions. After seeing the huge yellow-orange corn, he suddenly sprayed: "Pfft! Do you call this a tree, or a demon tree?"

"Don't worry about those details!" Su Daji waved her fox tail casually, thought for a while and added, "Also, don't you think the tomb-keeper tree sounds more domineering, do we want to call it the tomb-keeper corn? "

It makes sense, I'm speechless!

Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, but to be honest, it is not the first time that he has lost his morals and ruined the three views in the past few years, so even if the huge corn standing in front of him looks so weird, he still quickly Accept the reality calmly: "Okay, okay, so what should we do next?"

This question is simply superfluous. The next moment, I saw Lu Fenghou jumped off the red rabbit horse, untied his armor and threw away Fang Tian's painted halberd, while letting a few monsters come up to search him. Angrily turning back with a cold snort——

"Stop rambling, according to the previous agreement, when negotiating, no one can bring weapons, magic weapons and armor into the room, so... first go through the security check of the demon tree, um, security check for short!"

(End of this chapter)