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Chapter 165 Are You Really Here to Negotiate?
The so-called negotiation, don't care how you talk about it, but peace of mind must be the first prerequisite!

Because of this, considering that the demons and goblins in the Xuanyuan tombs are deliberately easy to drive when they disagree with each other... no, start a fight, so when the parties set the negotiation date a few days ago, they specifically stipulated that no one should carry weapons. Even Lu Fenghou's red rabbit horse is not allowed to bring in the weapon armor, after all, in a sense, this thing is more powerful than Fang Tian's painted halberd.

Well, since it is safe to come, Xu Zhihu can only abide by the rules honestly, and leave the three electrical appliances and the mountain bag outside the demon tree. Accept the regulations, let a few female goblins who swear to remain neutral come and search, and then you don’t know if you don’t search, and you don’t find out until this search...

Bang bang bang!Bang bang bang!Bang bang bang!
Mace, machete, one-handed ax, silver melon hammer, brass stick, long tasseled gun, and crescent-eyebrow piercing. In a blink of an eye, all kinds of violent cold weapons found under the red dress of the red sister directly piled up a hill on the flat ground. All the female elves in charge of the body search were stunned, looking at Sister Chi with awe-filled eyes, and they were about to rush forward to ask for an autograph!
Khan, Xu Zhihu was also dumbfounded, and couldn't help looking at Sister Chi's red dress: "By the way, Chi Chi, where do you usually hide these weapons?"

"You care about me?" Sister Chi snorted arrogantly, and pulled out two double-pronged swords from under the hem of her skirt, then sighed resentfully, "It's gone, it's gone, I promise it with integrity."

Sister, you won, even if you still have something hidden, we dare not search it!
Those female goblins burst into tears, and just watched Sister Chi lead the six little lolitas, walking towards the demon tree like a spring outing, with mountains of cold weapons behind them as the background, in fact even Lu Feng After watching it dumbfounded, I endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but bumped Xu Zhihu with my elbow, and said in a low voice: "Uh, what does that girl in front have to do with you...don't tell me, it's you Madam?"

It's hard to say!It's hard to say!Xu Zhihu could only sigh in embarrassment and emotion.

While speaking, a group of people had already passed through the periphery of the demon tree. The closer they got to the huge weird corn, the more obvious the restriction of spiritual power in the surrounding air became. Sister Chi and Su Daji next to her had already been affected, and Sister Chi couldn't help releasing a ball of demon fire, only to find that the demon fire was not half as big as usual.

"It's normal. This place suppresses the power of our magic arts and magic weapons to only one-third." Su Daji explained to them with a smile, and pointed to a wooden house directly in front, "Well, especially our The wooden house where the negotiations will be held is the core area of ​​the Tomb Guarding Demon Tree, and it has brought the power of the ban to its limit."

Having said that, a group of people had already arrived outside the wooden house. Lu Fenghou pressed the door with his hand and snorted coldly with a livid face: "Let's talk about it first, you can do whatever you want to negotiate. As long as a certain family knows the whereabouts of Chan'er, If a certain family finds out who has robbed Cicada...Hmph!"

Hey, hey, why are you looking at me when you are talking so murderously?
Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes speechlessly, and simply opened the door first: "Yes, yes, yes, Lao Lu, as long as you are happy, but I will say it again seriously, I have never seen your cicada... Damn it! "

Without any warning, just as I opened the door casually, I saw a cold light whizzing towards me!
There was no time to dodge, Xu Zhihu's first reaction was to tilt his head, and then he heard a loud roar in his ear, a fruit knife with a whistling cold light, stabbed heavily on the door beam next to him, only a few feet away from his head. By two inches!
Tears filled Xu Zhihu's eyes immediately. The problem was that before he had time to express his escape speech, he saw a beautiful lady in a white skirt rushing towards him, and hastily pulled out the fruit knife , and rushed back with a murderous look: "Excuse me, let me go... You little bitch, this princess will fight with you!"

"Uh... so cruel!" Xu Zhihu's whole body was petrified, and his first reaction was: "Your sister, you agreed not to bring weapons?"

"Well, from a certain point of view, fruit knives are indeed not considered weapons." Su Daji has become used to it naturally, and she still has the mood to point to the front, "Ahem, compared to this, don't you think the ones in front are Guy, is it really cruel?"

Really, Xu Zhihu looked up speechlessly, looking at the chaotic gang fight scene in the wooden house——

In the not-so-big room, hundreds of demons and ghosts and evil spirit refiners were crowded. For some unknown reason, these guys were fighting together in a murderous manner, and because the magic weapons of demon power were severely restricted, they could only Hand-to-hand combat without aesthetics, monkeys stealing peaches, monkeys stealing peaches, Yashas exploring the sea, Yashas exploring the sea, cutting off their children and grandchildren's feet, and a few bastards who actually spit on each other...

"Nimma, is this okay?" Xu Zhihu looked awe-inspiring, especially when he saw that the lady in the white flower skirt was wielding a fruit knife, and violently chased and killed another beautiful female fairy in the peach blossom skirt. Finally, he finally couldn't help turning his head to look at Su Daji weakly, "Uh, ma'am, I just want to say that your circle is really chaotic..."

"It's okay, it's strange if they don't fight." Su Daji was obviously numb, so he randomly found a chair that looked intact and sat down, "Well, sit down and drink some tea first, according to previous experience, It is estimated that after half an hour, they will have no energy."

Facts have proved that it doesn't take half an hour at all. In fact, after only a few minutes, these guys were so tired and panting, their noses were swollen and their faces were swollen, they each found a place to sit down and catch their breath, and of course they still stared at The other party, by the way, let's see if there are any stool legs around that can be used as temporary weapons...

"Uh, did we bring anything here, so we can use it later for self-defense." Xu Zhihu turned to look at Sister Chi speechlessly, but Zizi next to him immediately volunteered to hold up the candied haws, "Brother, this After eating, the bamboo sticks can be used to stab people!"

"Look, I said they won't be able to deal with them soon." Su Daji didn't care at all, and pointed to those guys with a smile, "Come on, come on, before the negotiations start, let me introduce you Let’s talk about a few difficult ones, for example... well, did you see that female fairy in the peach blossom dress?"

"The one who was chased by the fruit knife just now?" Xu Zhihu turned his head with a strange face, and saw that sitting on a wooden chair over there was that beautiful flowery skin as white as fine porcelain Peach Blossom Dress Sister Yu.

Of course, the skin is as white as porcelain, which is not the most obvious feature. The most obvious feature is that the outfits of this sister in a peach blossom skirt can almost be said to be the best luxury magic weapons——

The gorgeous peach blossom dress was carefully refined by Tianyifang, and it is only for private orders; the gold thread show bag in her hand is said to be specially designed by Tianjin Empress of Jinxiu Mountain for female cultivators. Only [-] pieces are sold each year; the pair of Qinglan high-heeled clogs under her feet are the latest magic weapon just released this year, and they cannot be bought even if there are spirit stones on the market now; The rouge gouache box, just the box is inlaid with twelve purple light and green water beads, each of which has a magical effect of delaying aging...

In fact, out of female instinct, when Sister Chi looked at the gold thread show bag of the sister in the peach blossom dress at this time, her cheeks were already flushed and her eyes were full of little stars, so she couldn't help stretching out her hand : "Ah, this year's latest model, I really want it, I really want it, but... oh, oh, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it!"

"Hold on, Chi Chi, you still have to earn a lot of money for milk powder." Xu Zhihu quickly poured cold water on her, and then looked at Su Daji next to her, "So, this sister who is covered in luxury brands... ..."

"Mrs. Diyong!" Su Daji nodded with a smile, "That's right, it's the legendary golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit. By the way, let me secretly say that even though she is covered in luxury goods, she is actually a parallel import... No way, it's really too expensive!"

Very good, Xu Zhihu silently recalled "Journey to the West", feeling that he had lost his morals again, while continuing to watch other ghosts and ghosts——

Just opposite Mrs. Diyong, the Baihuaqun Yujie who was chasing her with a fruit knife just now was gnashing her teeth angrily at this time: "Hmph, what's so great about a few fake designer bags? My princess mainly buys them." Buy Jinxiu Mountain's latest limited edition...husband?"

Buy, buy immediately, buy buy buy, the vicious demon king in yellow robe next to him nodded quickly, but after thinking about it, he lowered his voice with a sad face and said: "But, lady, can we buy it again in a few months? You see, we have just bought a new cave, and there are still 36 years of installment spirit stones that have not been paid off..."

Khan, Xu Zhihu was in awe when he heard it, and quickly looked at Su Daji, who waved his fox tail casually: "That's right, that guy in the yellow robe is the yellow robe monster, as for his Lady..."

No need to introduce, Xu Zhihu is speechless looking at the sky, Lao Huang, Lao Huang, it is not easy for you, it is so difficult to snatch a princess from Baihua Kingdom and come back, and you have to bear the 36-year mortgage.

In fact, it wasn't just Mrs. Diyong who blamed Princess Baihua in her yellow robe. He glanced over at this moment, and suddenly felt that many faces were familiar, such as the black fur monster next to him who was rubbing against a golden cassock. It is the black wind monster who likes to collect cassocks in the legend. Seriously, man, why do you collect so many cassocks? You don’t plan to become a monk!
Regardless of the reason, at least at this time, after a large group of demons and ghosts had a fight, they were all bruised and swollen, and they were too tired to fight anymore. Panting, Black Wind Monster took an egg and rubbed his swollen eyes for a long time , suddenly looked left and right with a confused face: "Uh, are we going to negotiate today?"

Fuck, have you finally remembered?

Xu Zhihu was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and then he saw Su Daji clapping his hands lightly, the nine fox tails were unrolled, and he dragged the red sandalwood round table that was about to fall apart to the middle of the room——

"Okay, let's have a meeting, have a meeting, be serious... let's say it first, you are not allowed to draw a knife, you are not allowed to greet the other party's parents, yes, it is not allowed to draw circles and tie grass people!"

(End of this chapter)