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Chapter 21 That's it
Legend has it that in a place called the capital, a terrifying odd-even number travel system is implemented. A simple number plate is related to the life and death of countless people, and even set off a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes...

Well, Xu Zhihu always thought that this was just a legend, until——

In the fire-burning welcome hall, accompanied by a ferocious sneer, dozens of yellow-turban wrestlers rushed forward with a murderous look, and before the terrified monsters resisted and fled, they grabbed them in the order of one, three, five, two, four, six. Those unlucky guys with double numbers dragged them out viciously to light up sky lanterns.

Unfortunately, the dog demon who jumped in line before happened to have an even number. This guy was dragged out by several yellow scarf wrestlers like wolves and tigers, so he could only scream desperately with tears in his eyes: "No, no, no, I'm single Number, I really have an odd number, I blame the little boy in the back for switching seats with me..."

"Uh, buddy, you can go with peace of mind!" Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat thankfully, thinking that jumping in the queue would indeed lead to retribution.

In less than a moment, the number of people in the reception hall was reduced by half, and the remaining monsters looked at each other, all holding their breath, God knows what will happen next, in case that person is in a bad mood The empress suddenly said: "Come on, now we will count according to the new method. Anyone whose number plate can be divisible by three..."

Fortunately, fortunately, such a terrible thing did not happen!
After only a few seconds, those yellow turban wrestlers returned to their original positions, raised their golden arms again, and shouted expressionlessly: "Silence, all of you are silent, welcome to your mother!"

The loud shouts echoed in the air, and behind the gently swaying bead curtain, there was a sudden clicking sound!

At some point, a gust of cold wind whizzed past the cave. A dozen or so monsters just felt creepy, and hurriedly raised their heads respectfully. Even Xu Zhihu subconsciously opened his eyes wide, watching the bead curtain being lightly rolled over. Lift up, and a bed... poof!Wait a minute, a bed?

Yes, it is indeed a bed, and it is also a bed that can walk by itself!

Click, click, with a rhythmic clicking sound, this pink goose feather bed, with four wooden bed legs, rushed into the welcoming hall at a trot, as if it had been trained many times , it ran smoothly and without bumps, for fear of startling the lady on the soft bed...

"Uh, it's the first time in my life that I saw someone come out with their own bed?" Xu Zhihu looked in awe, but couldn't help raising his head, looking carefully at the person on the bed——

The mature beauty leaning lazily on the soft pillow has a stunning beauty that can turn all living beings upside down. Her long black hair is pouring down like a waterfall, freely falling on the pink bed sheet. As if not fully awake yet, half-opened and half-closed sleepily...

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that this hairdressing beauty with the demeanor of a royal sister, did not wash up at all, just snuggled up on the bed so comfortably, wearing a thin silk brocade quilt casually, revealing a white as white as Yu's fragrant shoulders and delicate collarbone, and there was a tray full of shortbread next to the pillow, and the crumbs of the shortbread covered a large piece of bed sheet.

Fork, this is Mistress Shiji, is this the Mistress Shiji who claims to be powerful?

Xu Zhihu is completely petrified, I know in my heart that big people are usually rich and self-willed, just like Bill Gaizi will wear jeans to attend high-end business banquets, but the problem is, the problem is, sister, you are too self-willed, right? She was actually lying on the bed covered with a quilt and came out to meet the guests, and she was still gnawing on the shortbread...

Kacha, Kacha, while talking, this empress finished eating another piece of shortbread, and finally licked the corner of her peachy mouth with satisfaction. As she lazily raised her upper body, the smooth silk brocade quilt suddenly slipped slightly, revealing a heart-pounding smile. However, the heart-beating fair skin is even about to have a good time...

Do not look at evil, Xu Zhihu only felt his heart beating faster, and hurriedly watched the dozen or so monsters, so what, in this case, should we expect the quilt to slide down, slide down, or slide down? Woolen cloth?

Fortunately, at the next moment, the leader of the yellow turban wrestlers next to him finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a low voice with a strange face: "Ahem, empress, please pay attention to it, pay attention to your image..."

"Image? Are you talking about image to Ben Gong?" The originally lazy Empress Shiji suddenly screamed angrily like a Persian cat whose tail was stepped on, "Bastard, Ben Gong is trapped in this hole Not daring to go out, for 350 years, six years, eight months and three days, you still want me to pay attention to my image?"

hiss!
In an instant, along with her sharp roar, countless bolts of lightning suddenly took shape around the bed, like a storm, shrieking, shining and viciously bombarding down, covering the entire reception hall.

Boom boom boom, boom boom boom, whether it is a hard stone table or a wall full of bones, they are all torn apart by this indiscriminate bombardment, and before they even have time to be shattered, they are directly engulfed by the lightning storm, and they are destroyed in a blink of an eye Dissipate for the blue smoke.

what's the situation?Nima, what's the matter?
The dozen or so monsters present all crouched on the ground with their heads in their hands, trembling and not daring to move. Xu Zhihu was lucky, he just found a corner to hide in, and then watched countless lightning whizzing past in front of him.

"No, no." The bear demon next to him turned pale, "Wait, is that rumor true?"

"Uh, what rumor?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback.

"You, don't you know?" The bear monster looked at him strangely, and said in a low voice, "I heard that Empress Shiji used to go crazy and cause schizophrenia for some reason, so that now she will Moody, I can't even control my emotions."

"Uh, isn't it?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help being stunned and speechless. I said to myself, no wonder this empress seems to have great powers, at least she has a high-level cultivation base of the earth element, which is enough to deter Dongjiang, but she has been staying in the cave of bones. I guess I'm also afraid that I will suddenly suffer from the snake spirit disease when I go out, when the time comes... be careful!
Before he could finish speaking, a bolt of lightning suddenly fell from the sky, brushed his nose and smashed down hard, directly blasting the bear demon until its whole body twitched and smoke came out of its head!
Fortunately, at the next moment, under this indiscriminate lightning strike, the leader of the yellow turban wrestlers next to him finally struggled to get up, took out a crimson elixir tremblingly, and stuffed it into Mistress Shiji's mouth at the risk of saying, "Ma'am!" , it's time to take medicine!"

"Uh..." The elixir melted in the mouth, and Empress Shiji, who had a fierce face, suddenly shivered her shoulders, and sat back on the bed in a daze.

In an instant, the countless lightning bolts in the reception room all dissipated out of thin air, as if they had never appeared before.

In the eerie silence, the empress sat for a while with her eyes straight, and breathed a long sigh of relief. When she turned her head to look at the trembling monsters again, she suddenly showed a smiling expression: "Sorry, sorry, I am sorry. Gong Fang just couldn't control his emotions, didn't it hurt you?"

"What do you think?" More than a dozen monsters burst into tears, looking at their scorched and smoking bodies.

"Ahem, it's just a small accident, it's just a small accident." Empress Shiji coughed a few times in embarrassment, and casually picked up a small shortbread to change the subject: "Well, let's get back to business, so, you... All of you trash, are you here to ask me for help?"

What's the situation? Just now she was full of guilt and cuteness, but when she said the last sentence, her face suddenly turned murderous, and there were even countless lightning hissing and shining behind her.

It's unreasonable, come here again?

More than a dozen monsters complained secretly, seeing that the lady was about to have a seizure again, they hurriedly wiped off their cold sweat and nodded desperately, and they were smart enough to present expensive gifts in a hurry.

"It's ridiculous, you want to get me to help you with just a little thing?" Shiji Empress snorted coldly, her narrowed phoenix eyes shone with a cold light, "Forget it, since you have come to me for help, you should know Ben Gong's rules, let's put it simply, Ben Gong's gang members never care whether he has money, anyway, he is not as rich as Ben Gong, but..."

Understood, understood, fully understood, a dozen monsters nodded quickly.

Everyone knows that this lady with a snake spirit is moody, and everything depends on her mood. When she is in a good mood, she is a red scarf that is helpful to others; The question I have is... um, may I ask my lady, are you in a good mood or not?
"Not good, very bad!" Empress Shiji replied blankly.

However, just before a group of monsters shuddered, she suddenly raised the corners of her lips with a smile: "However, I am willing to give you a chance. Let's put it this way, who can make this palace feel better within a quarter of an hour? Gong promised him one request..."

"Huh?" The dozen or so monsters looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.

"Time is limited." Empress Shiji narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly. Although she looked calm, there seemed to be countless thunder hissing behind her. "I'll count to three. If no one is willing to try, then..."

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" In the eerie silence, a bear demon finally couldn't bear the pressure, and bravely jumped out, "Madam, I'm willing to give it a try, so what, I heard a few days ago A joke, it is said that a vixen asked two monsters, whoever can travel around the whole Kunwu first, she will marry whoever, and then..."

There is no need to continue, Shiji Empress only listened for a few seconds, and then waved her hand blankly: "Drag out, the grass boat borrows arrows!"

Very good and powerful, several yellow turban wrestlers rushed up immediately with murderous intent, and dragged the unlucky bear demon out. Only a few seconds later, there was the whistling sound of thousands of arrows piercing the air from outside the cave , followed by a scream...

Tears were streaming down the face, all the remaining monsters were in tears, but at this moment, Empress Shiji had already pointed at the horse monster on the east side of the bed: "Well, it's your turn!"

No reason, no reason, the poor horse demon trembled all over, and couldn't even speak clearly: "Mother, mother, little, the little one can't tell jokes, or, or, the little one will dance for you... "

"Drag it out, the straw boat borrows arrows... the next one!"

"Uh, my lord, my little one has learned a folk song before, or..."

"Drag it out, the straw boat borrows arrows... the next one!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Drag it out, straw boat... Forget it, don't waste arrows, just kill it!"

And so, before half a quarter of an hour, there were only five or six monsters left in the hall. Mistress Shiji bit the shortbread annoyedly, and pointed again: "Boring guy, none of them can make me laugh." Gong is happy... you! Tell me!"

Wow, before the words fell, all the monsters took a step back neatly, leaving only Xu Zhihu at the front!

Hey, hey, do you want to be so disrespectful, Xu Zhihu was speechless: "Wait, me?"

"That's right, it's you!" Empress Shiji snuggled up on the soft pillow, her narrowed phoenix eyes shining with a dangerous light, "Hurry up, I count to ten, if I can't make me feel better within ten Get better... one, two, three, four, five..."

Khan, Xu Zhihu was very speechless looking left and right, only felt that the heartbeat was constantly accelerating, stop making trouble, what can I do, I am not good at singing, I have never practiced dancing, and I don’t know how to juggle at all. The joke, that also has to be...

"Seven, eight, nine..." In an instant, Empress Shiji counted to nine mercilessly, "It's time, come, someone, drag this guy..."

"Wait!" At the critical moment, seeing a large group of yellow scarf wrestlers rushing fiercely, Xu Zhihu was suddenly blessed.

Creaking, a large group of yellow turban wrestlers suddenly came to a screeching halt, and even Empress Shiji slightly opened her phoenix eyes thoughtfully.

At this moment, under everyone's curious eyes, Xu Zhihu quickly untied the mountain bag, stretched out his hand to grope inside for a long time, and finally sighed with a strange face——

"Okay, although I don't know if it will work, but... that's all!"

(End of this chapter)