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Chapter 22 Lend Me Your Life

That's it!

In order to avoid the fate of straw boats borrowing arrows and being forced to explode their integrity, Xu Zhihu also went all out, directly found the daily necessities from the mountain bag, and put them on the stone table boldly——

The rectangular flat metal box exudes light silver light on the outside. The erected half is as smooth as a mirror, while the other half placed flat on the stone table is covered with dense black squares, which click when touched lightly. clicking sound...

"Uh, what is this?" Whether it was the golden warrior or the monsters, they all involuntarily widened their eyes.

In fact, even Empress Shiji, who had a cold expression, turned her head curiously, and then patted the bed lightly, and the soft big bed immediately stepped forward with four legs and approached.

"This is called a laptop..." Xu Zhihu explained with a strange face, picked up the mouse, opened the emulator icon on the desktop, and found——

Click the mouse twice, and with the familiar music, the desktop automatically switches to the Contra game interface that everyone knows. Well……

"This, this, what is this?" Not to mention the golden warrior and those monsters, even Empress Shiji gasped, but soon she was wrapped in a quilt with her fragrant shoulders exposed, and came up curiously. The straight Qiong nose almost touched the screen.

Sweat one, ma'am, you really love the bed and quilt!

Xu Zhihu slandered a few words silently, took out two more game controllers, gave them to Empress Shiji with a smile, and pressed the start button by the way: "Then what, let me explain, this thing is called Contra, and it is a part of the game. Kind of, what we have to do is to control these two villains with the handle, like this..."

Saying this, he has already controlled the blue figure to run forward: "To put it bluntly, my lady, you can understand this villain as a Qi refiner, and the metal thing in his hand as a flame spell. What we have to do is Control the villain to attack the fellows along the way, of course, pay attention to dodging... I will wipe it!"

Before she finished speaking, Empress Shiji had already controlled her character, and hit a bullet as if she was dead!
Uh, it’s okay, it’s okay, Xu Zhihu could only wipe off his cold sweat speechlessly, and explained before Empress Shiji fell ill again: “Your Majesty, you have three lives, even if one is missing, there is still…”

Don't talk about it, he hasn't finished comforting him yet, Empress Shiji hangs up in the old place again!
It's still the original recipe and the familiar taste, even the posture of hitting the bullet is very similar, the yellow turban wrestler next to him couldn't bear to look straight at it, and carefully touched his square face: "Well, ma'am, how about this subordinate help you first?" ..."

boom!Before I finished speaking, this guy who jumped to try was struck by lightning!
"Don't be so wordy, isn't this palace inferior to you?" After hanging up twice in a row, Empress Shiji gritted her teeth with hatred, and directly wrapped the quilt tightly, and sat cross-legged on the bed without any image, crunching the handle rattle.

"Then what, I actually only have these two handles left!" Xu Zhihu was terrified watching from the side, "Uh, lightly, lightly, don't use so much force, in fact, it's okay even if you hang it up, you can still get it from me." I borrow my life here..."

boom!As soon as I finished speaking, Empress Shiji's third life also died!
Speechless looking at the screen in a daze, she stared blankly for a long time, then suddenly turned her head murderously: "Hey, who is that, you just said that you can borrow your life?"

It was because I lost, Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly, didn't say anything, and quickly lent her his life.

Facts have proved that for a novice, especially for a novice with no gaming talent, no matter how many lives are useless!
The first level was not even halfway through, and the two of them hung back to their hometown together. Looking at the ending screen that appeared on the screen, the embarrassing empress suddenly ran away in anger: "Damn it, I have practiced for three thousand and six hundred years, and my wisdom root is mysterious. I am proficient in Taoism, I have never seen such a big battle, I can't imagine that today, I was actually..."

Shame, shame, she was so angry that her pretty face was flushed red, the Niwan palace was steaming above her head, and there were countless blue lightnings hissing around her, as if they would come down at any moment, shaking the entire hall together. What kind of pen and what kind of book was blasted into pieces!

I rub, is this about to explode, or is it a rage?

Xu Zhihu hurriedly stopped her: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, ma'am, until now, I still have a hole card here, which is... Up, down, left, right, left, right... Uh, anyway, let's do it again, this time You have thirty lives!"

"Hmm..." Empress Shiji looked at him blankly, then suddenly she smiled and patted his shoulder hard, "I said it earlier, come on, come on, this time I run ahead, don't drag me anymore Hind legs!"

Stop making trouble, who is holding back who?

Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, so he could only take a pose that you asked first, and followed behind honestly, by the way, he didn't forget to take the time to remind a few words, for example, you should jump here, eat shotgun here, and lie down here Get down... Uh, I mean get down in the game, not to let your mother lie down on the bed!
But no matter what, with 59 lives, no, to be precise, with [-] lives to squander, the progress of this game idiot has really gone much smoother!
Especially after she gradually became proficient in the operation, she played very well. Several levels were passed directly after only hanging up once or twice. The poor handle was crunched, as if it would shatter at any time.

Then look at the large group of yellow scarf fighters and monsters in the back, who have already seen them all gathered around, gesticulating like crazy, and don't forget to talk about their ideas at the side——

"Oh, ma'am, you can't go hard here, yes, first jump to the platform below, eat the shotgun, and then shoot it up!"

"Ah, hide, go to the right, that's fine, then run to the left, no, no, no, don't run too far, you can just run two steps, ma'am, pay attention to the ones falling on it, hey, hey, I told you to pay attention ..."

"You bastard, shut up to Ben Gong, anyone who dares to talk nonsense, I will send him to the straw boat to borrow arrows, and rockets at that!"

Well, a group of onlookers could only resist the urge to grab the handle, and honestly maintained a spectator posture. Surrounded by them, Empress Shiji sat cross-legged on the bed, squeezed the handle rattling, and stared at it with ecstasy. Looking at the screen, sometimes smiling, sometimes gnashing teeth...

Sweaty, Xu Zhihu turned his head secretly, seeing the concentrating face of this empress twisting around, suddenly felt a very guilty sense of guilt——

Uh, after all, he is also a powerful person who has shocked the Hundred Thousand Monster Mountains in the Eastern Frontier. He was dragged into the water by our family like this, and he might become addicted to the game. This seems a bit sinful, sinful!

But then again, because of the intermittent attacks of snake spirit disease, this empress has been trapped in the bone cave for hundreds of years, and she is probably going crazy because of boredom. After the red and white machine game, I will be addicted to this level immediately...

"So, did I hit it right this time?" Xu Zhihu muttered to himself, not forgetting to rush up to help her block the bullet.

Almost at the same time, Empress Shiji finally fired the last shotgun, killing the last big villain in a thrilling manner!

Seeing the enemies burning and exploding amidst the roaring sound, and watching the joyful music of victory, she suddenly threw away the controller excitedly, and laughed in the sky without caring about the image: "Oh hehehe, did you see it, did you see it, Nothing can stop me!"

Yes, yes, as long as you are happy, Xu Zhihu can only look at her like this.

"It's not enough, it's not enough!" Obviously, Empress Shiji still couldn't get enough, she pointed to the League of Legends icon on the screen, "Well, what is this, it looks pretty good?"

"Stop making trouble!" Xu Zhihu hurriedly stopped her, Sister Xindao, you should start practicing from the red and white machine, let alone not being able to connect to the Internet now, even if you can connect to the Internet, you are not as good as a schoolboy like you. , Then smash the keyboard every minute.

"Okay, then try again next time." Empress Shiji put down the handle resentfully.

"Next time? And next time?" Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat, and looked at her cautiously, "Then what, ma'am, I've played it before, I don't know how you feel now..."

"Very good! It couldn't be better!" Empress Shiji replied without thinking, and raised her slender hand to pat it lightly.

In an instant, a bulging bag of spiritual stones appeared out of thin air, and fell right into Xu Zhihu's arms: "Well, in return, I'll give you these three thousand spiritual stones!"

The attributes of local tyrants are full, of course Xu Zhihu accepted it unceremoniously, but after thinking about it, he reminded: "Then, what we said before..."

"Have you already said that?" Empress Shiji blinked her eyes innocently, but after being confused for a few seconds, she immediately realized, "Oh, oh, you said that, no problem, you need Bengong to help you do what?"

But when it was time, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and returned to the topic: "Ahem, it's like this, I'm a casual cultivator from Pansi Cave in Dongming Mountain, and the big demon bull from Cuiwei Mountain a few days ago Demon King..."

Well, it turned out to be like this!

Because she was in a good mood, Empress Shiji listened to him patiently this time, and then smiled and said: "It's simple, although I can't leave the Bone Cave easily, but it's a trivial matter to get rid of that calf for you." One piece, but..."

"Just?" Xu Zhihu breathed a sigh of relief just now, but couldn't help being a little worried when he heard this.

"Relax, relax." Empress Shiji looked at him kindly, "I mean, I have two methods for you to choose from, one is temporary and the other is once and for all, which one do you choose?"

"Hey, can you tell me more about it?"

"No problem, it will work temporarily. I will send you a team of yellow scarf wrestlers and lend you a few magic weapons. With these help, it will be easier to deal with that stupid cow!"

"Well, what about once and for all?"

"Once and for all, it will naturally be a little more troublesome. Let's put it this way, I have lost a few Xiantian sword pills, which are enough to deal with guys at the peak of human origin. If you can get them back, these Xiantian sword pills will be fine." It's all given to you!"

So, Xu Zhihu scratched his head hesitantly when he heard this.

In terms of quick results, the first method is definitely better, and there is no need to waste time; however, considering that even if the Bull Demon King is solved, there may be other powerful demon kings or the Snake Cult who will come to make trouble in the future, so for once and for all Of course, I should choose these Xiantian sword pills. Well, although I don’t know how many magic weapons they are, but the products produced by Empress Shiji must be high-quality goods...

However, there is no free lunch in the world. If you think about it with your heels, you will know that this once-and-for-all method is obviously more difficult to achieve. Maybe those Xiantian sword pills have fallen into the hands of some demon, or lost somewhere high and far away?

"No, no." As if knowing what he was thinking, Empress Shiji waved her hand casually, "Those sword pills are actually not good things. Let’s make an appointment that the two parties will not use their magic power to fight in vain, and see who hits farther, and then... Hey, who is that, why is your face twitching?"

It's okay, I'm just a little bit vicissitudes!

Xu Zhihu raised his head and looked up at the sky with tears streaming down his face: "Okay, then I would like to ask you, where are those sword pills you used to float the water now..."

"Mount Emei!" Madam Shiji replied with a smile, "Well, if you are willing to give it a try, I will send you there right away, and I will also give you a spiritual technique so that you can sense the location of those sword pills."

Well, we have come to this point, Xu Zhihu thought about it seriously, and finally made up his mind to put on the mountain bag again: "Okay, since this is the case, then I... It's not over yet!"

Needless to say, in an instant, a huge white skull suddenly appeared, swallowed him in one gulp, and then the green phosphorous fire flashed past, and disappeared into the hall out of thin air.

Dozens of yellow turban wrestlers looked at each other, but couldn't help asking cautiously: "Then what, ma'am, you seem to like this kid very much, and you are even willing to take those few innate sword pills... Don't lie to us, we We all know, that thing is considered excellent among spirit weapons!"

"Is there?" Empress Shiji blinked her eyes innocently, "Okay, I admit that I did it on purpose, do you know why?"

"Uh, why? Wait, isn't that kid destined to change the fate of Kunwu as soon as he is born? Immortal law classics, magic tools and elixir are automatically delivered to the door. Countless fairies and witches will fall in love with him without regret, even your mother. Will also..."

"Hey, how do you know?"

"No, is it true or not?"

"Nonsense, of course it's fake! You idiots, do you still need to ask, should he go to Xiantian Jianwan, how can we use his pen or something to play games... Don't be so long-winded, hand me the controller, hey, What is this mushroom jumping around?"

(End of this chapter)