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Chapter 23 I'll Just Say Three Points

Leaving aside the mention of Empress Shiji, who is suffering from snake spirits, and regardless of whether she can get through Super Mario and successfully rescue the princess, at this moment in the evening sun, Xu Zhihu has been moved to a cliff of Baizhang in Mount Emei... …

Damn, how long has it been since your satellite positioning system was upgraded?

Holding tightly to a crooked pine tree, looking at the bottomless valley surrounded by clouds and mist at his feet, Xu Zhihu stepped on the air tremblingly, and watched a rock rolling down with a roar, and it took a long time to hear it. A long echo...

Ah, just a little bit, just a little bit!
Fortunately he was lucky enough, he struggled profusely with sweat for a quarter of an hour, and finally returned to the cliff in a thrilling way. The cold mountain wind whizzed past, blowing his clothes drenched in cold sweat, and making the surroundings full of ecstasy. The clouds and mists gradually dissipated, and finally the true appearance of the entire Mount Emei was revealed.

Under the setting sun in the evening, there are towering cliffs everywhere, lush and towering century-old forests everywhere, and in the distant scenery like an ink painting, a silver-white waterfall breaks through the sky like a Milky Way, and the rising water The mist mixed with the abundant spiritual energy in the mountains, forming clouds and mist that fluttered with the wind...

"Well, Emei, Mount Emei?" Xu Zhihu looked at the beautiful scenery in front of him, and for some reason, there was always a sense of deja vu——

It's so strange, why I always feel that this Mount Emei is related to some event in the fairy tale, but I can't remember it, Emei, Emei, is it the Emei of the Emei school, and then a husband was robbed Miss Zhou, carrying a Yitian sword with her...well, that's the world of martial arts!

Forget it, after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't remember it, so he didn't waste time, he just lowered his head and looked at the magic talisman in his hand, what, it's important to do business, Sister Chi is still waiting for me to return Pansidong help...

Before he finished speaking, as if he felt his intention, the magic talisman suddenly rose into the air by itself, ignited in the wind, and flew towards the southeast of the cliff at high speed.

There was no need to remind Xu Zhihu to catch up immediately. Fortunately, although the lady was sick with snake spirits, at least she didn't forget to attach the electric car and mountain bag when moving, which saved him a lot of effort.

Passing through a verdant century-old pine forest, wading through a small brook with gurgling water, and then getting dizzy on the mountain road with nine twists and eighteen turns, when he rushed out from behind a bush, he saw the magic talisman Floating in mid-air, and in the valley about five or six hundred feet away in front of him is a lonely Taoist temple that has been in disrepair for a long time.

Judging from the damaged and dilapidated appearance, this Taoist temple is obviously not the seat of some sect of alchemists, but an ordinary place where the villagers at the foot of the mountain used to worship gods. On the outer wall, there was a faint soft golden light, and the surrounding was so quiet that even the chirping of insects could be heard.

"Well, those few Xiantian sword pills, could they be hidden here... eh?" Xu Zhihu just thought of this, and suddenly became alert, and suddenly fell down in the bushes, taking advantage of the opportunity to put down the electric car.

Almost at the same time, a whistling sound was heard in the distance, and five or six streaks of red sword light shot towards with raging flames, followed by a loud bang, and landed steadily outside the gate of the Taoist temple, revealing several flying swords. Familiar figure.

"Hey, who's that chick?" Xu Zhihu lay down in the bushes and watched from a distance, waiting to see the beauty in the purple robe who took the lead, especially her card that said "The whole world owes me money" Gao Leng's face suddenly became strange.

Khan, where in life do we not meet each other? I didn’t expect that I would run all the way to Mount Emei, and I would still meet this cold and cold Peach Blossom Third Lady... What a pity, if the Bull Demon King is here, he will be very moved again Go up and talk about the big bed in the hotel!

Ah Choo!As if feeling a terrible resentment, the third lady Peach Blossom, who was leading several Qi refiners to push open the gate of the Taoist temple, suddenly shuddered uncontrollably, but immediately let out a cold snort and released her spiritual consciousness, sweeping around like ripples .

It's so dangerous, so dangerous, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but feel awe-inspiring, but fortunately he was far enough away and held his breath to hide in the bushes, so he was not discovered by the spiritual consciousness.

The next moment, after confirming that there was nothing in the surroundings, the third lady Taohua finally put on a straight face and led a few Qi refiners into the Taoist temple. Xu Zhihu breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and carefully raised her head——

Undoubtedly, looking at the sneaky appearance of these guys, it is clear that they are planning some sinister plan against humanity in the Taoist temple, and this is up to them, but the problem now is that those few innate sword pills may be hidden. In Taoism, if this is the case...

"Well, at least find out the situation in the Taoist temple first!" After thinking about it seriously, Xu Zhihu scratched his head thoughtfully, then suddenly opened the mountain bag, and took out a pair of earphone cables from it.

"Go! Go!" Waving his hand as if coaxing a pet, the headphone cable suddenly emitted a blue light, swimming like a spirit snake, and slipped in from the threshold of the Taoist temple without a sound. Then stick it on the corner of the wall and raise it up slightly.

It was amazing, almost at the same time, Xu Zhihu suddenly found a clear scene in the Taoist temple appeared in his mind, and there were even noisy conversations coming from his ears...

"Very good, 32 likes!" Touching his chin with a smile, he just hid in the bushes, watching every move in the Taoist temple from a distance——

At this moment, in the not-so-spacious Taoist hall, there were actually 50 or [-] people gathered. Among them were Qi practitioners with immortal demeanor, evil people with evil spirits, and even a few ferocious demons and ghosts. in.

It is worth noting that these guys who might fight each other when they encounter them in the past are actually wearing light yellow robes embroidered with double snakes at this time. They live together in a room very harmoniously and lovingly. Together, talking to each other happily, and occasionally hearing words such as year-end rewards and benefits.

"So, is the Snake Cult holding a year-end party?" Xu Zhihu scratched his head strangely, and didn't bother to pay attention to those guys who might be discussing the year-end awards. Xiantian Jianwan is the business.

But here comes the problem, excavator technology... Uh, no, who knows what those sword pills look like?
Controlling the headphone cable to rotate slightly, he carefully inspected the hall along the hall, and saw five or six suspected magical artifacts, but before he had time to confirm, he suddenly saw the peach blossom third lady cough lightly, with a blank expression on her face. Board the stone platform.

In an instant, the dozens of Snake Cult members who were chatting vigorously turned their heads and looked over in silence. Under their collective gaze, the Third Lady Peach Blossom looked down at the audience, and coughed a few times coldly: "Quiet, quiet, fellow Taoists, since everyone has arrived, the meeting of our Shuangsnake Cult's Eastern Frontier Forum will begin!"

Having said that, she turned her head to look at the side of the stone platform, and suddenly opened her cherry lips into a smile, her originally cold expression suddenly became gentle like a spring breeze: "Next, we will invite Chi, the leader of the Eastern Border Altar Reverend Jiao, say a few words for fellow Taoists!"

"Damn it, so this chick can laugh?" Xu Zhihu was in awe.

Facts have proved that Tao Hua San Niangzi not only can laugh, but also smiles beautifully, it just depends on whether the other party is worthy of her laugh.

For example, at this moment, the red-faced real person who stepped out from behind the stone platform, with flames burning and boiling around his body like a dragon, he could tell at a glance that he was already at the peak of human origin, unfathomable, and he had been in the upper hand for a long time. Great power... Cough cough, when meeting such a big shot, the third lady Peach Blossom would laugh at him even if she was paralyzed!

Almost at the same time, the real Chijiao real man with big ears and red face walked to the middle of the stone platform in a fast pace, stretched out his hands with the air of a superior, and pressed forward to the void.

In an instant, the whole audience was silent. Facing the respectful eyes of a large group of congregants, he inspected the audience solemnly, took the Qingyang Linghe tea from the third lady Peach Blossom, and blew leisurely. After a few sips, he put down the teacup casually, cleared his throat and officially said——

"Fellow daoists, the annual year-end gathering is about to start again... First of all, on behalf of the Dongjiang branch, I would like to thank all fellow daoists for their hard work... This past year was a successful year and a A year worth remembering is a fruitful year, under the wise leadership of the leader, under the collective wisdom and efforts of the twelve guardians, and under the joint spur of the 32 sub-altar masters..."

"Huh, does this word sound familiar?" Xu Zhihu slandered silently outside.

The slander is all the slander, and looking at the stone platform at this time, the real Chi Jiao has finished his familiar opening remarks, and then he took a sip of tea, and then slowly raised three fingers: "Well, because of the time Limited, I won't say much today, just say three simple points..."

Okay, okay, when I heard only three simple points, those Snake Cult members below who had been preparing for a long and arduous battle with a sad face, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, wishing to collectively shout three times The Lord is wise.

As it turns out, they were too happy!
Because the next moment, the Chijiao real person said solemnly: "Then, for each point, I will simply divide it into six small points; under each small point, there are twelve detailed rules; under each detailed rule Woolen cloth……"

"Help, help..." At this moment, the disciples of the Snake Cult present burst into tears.

It's a pity that protests are useless. Amidst their twitching expressions, Master Chijiao has already taken out a large stack of papers from his arms, and began to speak unhurriedly——

From recalling the difficulty at the beginning of the establishment of my teaching, to talking about how the leader of the church has a long-term vision; , talking about how fellow Taoists should be willing to contribute...

You know, under such circumstances, if there are still people who can persist in not dozing off, they are considered loyal to the Snake Cult!

In fact, let alone those sleepy congregants, even Xu Zhihu wanted to snore outside.

Fortunately, at this moment, the real Chi Jiao suddenly coughed lightly, and took up the tea with a smile on his face: "Okay, the above is all I want to say, a little superficial opinion, if there is something inappropriate, please tell me You can give me a lot of advice."

At last, at last, was it almost over, and the large congregation was almost moved to tears.

But the problem is, before they had time to exercise their muscles and bones, they heard the third lady Peach Blossom coming up and said with a smile on her face: "Dear friends, what the real person said just now is indeed profound and thoughtful. On top of that, let me add a few more words, um, just a few words..."

No, help, help, help!
A large group of congregants really cried, and then they burst into tears like this, watching the third lady Taohua add a few words, yes, it was really just a little bit, and they talked for another half an hour...

At this time, almost everyone has fallen into a state of staring blankly, but at this moment, the third lady Taohua suddenly raised her voice and announced happily: "Okay, everyone, let's get down to business, then next, we will It's time for us to distribute our church's year-end benefits!"

Huh?Benefits?Is it finally about to give out benefits?

The drowsy congregation immediately woke up, and even the few alchemists who were about to sneak out through the back door immediately returned to their positions in a serious manner.

The next moment, I saw the real Chijiao caressing his long beard quite contentedly, stretching out his fingers and lightly probing in the void!
In an instant, with the red light flashing past, a ferocious and ferocious hundred-foot python suddenly appeared, floating above the lobby just out of thin air——

This giant python is more than a hundred feet long, but its whole body is as white as jade, and even a single horn can be vaguely seen on its forehead. At this moment, it is suppressed by a flame on the Niwan Palace, struggling in vain in mid-air, But he couldn't break free at all, he could only scream and open his bloody mouth, spewing out light blue poisonous smoke...

"This is, this is..." Dozens of Snake Cultists were taken aback and took a few steps back involuntarily, but at the next moment, when they sensed the surging and abundant aura in the giant python, they suddenly came together again. Qi showed a few greedy looks.

"Huh?" Almost at the same time, Xu Zhihu, who was drowsy outside the Taoist temple, suddenly raised his head thoughtfully.

At this moment, the magic talisman floating in front of him suddenly burst into flames, circling back and forth in the air like a bird, as if it was about to rush into the Taoist temple at any moment——

Wait, could it be that those innate sword pills are hidden in the body of the hundred-foot-long python?
(End of this chapter)