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Chapter 29

boom!
Accompanied by gnashing of teeth and screaming, Chi Jieer suddenly rolled on the ground!
Black mist rose from the sky, and when the cold wind cleared the mist, a huge silver-white spider like a carriage had appeared in the open space in front of Pansi Cave——

The huge silver-white body is like a two-wheeled carriage. The six eyes are like copper bells. They are red and exuding a bloody light. From the huge mouth full of fangs, green poisonous gas is spewing out. The eight long legs are several feet long. , like a sharp giant sickle, just waved in the air, and it made a hiss that could crack gold and stone...

"Hiss!" Even Daoist Chijiao couldn't help but gasp at this moment, "You evildoer, you are, you are actually a six-eyed silver spider from ancient times, no wonder you can block the blazing attack of this deity!"

"Huh? Six Eyes? Silver Spider?" Xu Zhihu was swooping in with the Dodge Tomahawk, but he was stunned and speechless when he saw this scene.

"Don't look at it!" Sister Chi got angry immediately, rolled up a stone and threw it at it, "Look at it, look at it again, what the Lun family hates most is showing the prototype, eight legs are so ugly!"

"Stop making trouble, what time is it, do you still have the mood to care about this?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but look at the sky speechlessly, Xindao women are really incomprehensible creatures.

Don't be so verbose, Sister Chi gritted her teeth with hatred, and directly waved her eight long sickle-like legs, and slashed at the real Chijiao viciously: "Bastard, the Lun family is so beautiful, and you forced them to show their true colors. I will definitely be ridiculed by that guy for several years... It's all you, it's all you, it's all you, it's all caused by you!"

Therefore, the resentment of appearance can sometimes stimulate potential!

Thoroughly enraged, Sister Chi wielded her eight long legs with sickles, and fiercely withstood the real Chijiao. The huge mouth with thick fangs opened suddenly, and the hissing sound could be heard endlessly, hundreds of silver-white spider threads It spewed out densely and turned into an overwhelming spider web against the wind, forcibly trapping Daoist Chi Jiao in the spider web.

"Copy guys, shoulder to shoulder!" The surrounding Dongming Mountain monsters were still in shock. Seeing this scene, their spirits were lifted immediately, and Zhu Ganglie immediately picked up the machete and pounced on it with a murderous look.

In an instant, the real Chijiao, who was trapped in the spider web by Chi Jieer and could not move, was stabbed dozens of times in the body. Even though he was protected by raging flames, he couldn't help being injured for a while.

There is a chance, there is a chance, seeing this scene, the Dongming Mountain monsters are even more energetic, and immediately use the methods they used to deal with the mad demon who confessed their sisters, and pounce forward fearlessly. In order to prepare for the battle, Old Xu concocted a lot of healing pills, as long as he was not killed on the spot, he could always be saved.

Damn!You bastards!
Immortal Chijiao suddenly lowered his head, watched Zhu Ganglie cut off his magic crown with a knife, and immediately roared furiously: "It's up to you, just because you want to trap this deity...give it to me, break it!"

Speaking of the word broken, flames boiled all over his body, and he blasted out like a huge wave, blasting hundreds of monsters flying upside down. Sweeping across with sharp claws, the cliff almost collapsed.

"Damn it!" Sister Chi relied on her huge and hard body to resist the raging flames, and her mouthful of spider silk continued to spew out, turning into layer after layer of silver-white spider webs, constantly engulfing the real Chijiao. Wrapped inside, "Zhihu, if there is any way to use it quickly, the Lun family can't hold on for long!"

"Hold on, hold on for a while longer!" Xu Zhihu whizzed over with the Dodge Tomahawk, pinched a trick with his ten fingers, and stretched out his finger with a blue light——

"Taishang Wuji, five knives in one!"

In an instant, the five kitchen knives buzzed together, roared out from behind him, soared into the air and charged hundreds of meters into the air, and then turned into dazzling blue light, condensing and merging in the red clouds...

In less than a moment, I saw a huge mountain-like green knife gradually condensed into the dense clouds burning like a red fire. Although the outline of the knife body still fluctuated repeatedly like a phantom, every time the seemingly weak ripples , but it can always bring forth a tidal wave of fierce saber energy, tearing apart countless cracks in the surrounding clouds and void...

Damn it, Immortal Chijiao was trapped in it forcibly by the spider web. When he looked up and saw the huge green knife gradually condensing into shape, he couldn't help but feel terrified, feeling that a fatal crisis was coming.

"Give me...break!" With a roar, flames boiled all over his body, and his sharp claws, which were as sharp as a knife, forcibly pierced into the flexible spider web, tearing towards both sides forcefully, so that there was a sharp and ear-piercing sound of glass rubbing.

"Pfft!" After being bombarded by such terror, Sister Chi couldn't help spurting blood from her mouth, but she still clinging to spit out spider webs.

"Sister! Sister!" Zizi and the other six rushed up, biting their fingers with tears in their eyes, and imitating Sister Chi's way of spit out spider webs, even if the number is not very large, it is always good to have more.

"How much more, how long will it take, I can't hold on anymore!" Sister Chi barely spat out a mouthful of blood-stained essence, and the silver-white spider silk was covered with crimson blood, forcibly strengthening and thickening the spider web again.

"Immediately! Immediately!" Xu Zhihu looked at the huge green knife that was still forming in the air, took out the last bit of spirit stone with great pain, and threw it directly into the air——

In an instant, hundreds of spirit stones were twisted by the green knife energy, and turned into a surging tide of spiritual energy, completely absorbed by the green knife like a giant whale absorbing water!

With this sufficient spiritual nourishment, the huge green knife that was originally an unstable phantom suddenly solidified into shape!

I saw the blade suddenly soared, and a cyan beam of light roared out from the blade, soaring into the air and swaying in the wind, reaching into the clouds, turning into a lifelike phantom of a huge kitchen knife, which can be clearly seen even hundreds of miles away...

At this moment, all the demon kings in the Hundred Thousand Demon Mountains, the righteous evil spirits from all over Eastern Xinjiang, and even the powerful demon kings who lived in seclusion were all alarmed by this vision of heaven and earth, almost in unison. Look up to cloud nine!
"Nimma, I have a hunch that labor and capital are going to be popular!" Xu Zhihu raised his head dumbfounded, looking at the phantom of the huge kitchen knife in the clouds.

The majestic illusion of a kitchen knife as huge as a mountain certainly looks cool, but the problem is that when it clearly appears in the sky, the message on the knife is so clear that even a blind person can see it— —

"I'm sorry, Zhihu, you are a good person..."

"Zhihu, you are a good person..."

"You are a good person……"

"Good people... people... people..."

Needless to say, at this moment, Xu Zhihu's name has spread throughout the hundreds of thousands of demon mountains and thousands of miles in the eastern border. Countless demons, ghosts, and qi refiners are rushing to tell each other, inquiring about the news——

"Come on, hurry up and find out, what is the origin of that Zhihu, and why is there a vision of heaven and earth calling him a good person?" In the Huoyun Cave in Dongjiang, Jiuyun Daoist, who was alarmed and left the customs, went down. Twelve Laws.

"Bastard, that guy named Zhihu actually made such a big scene and stole the limelight from me... Check it out, check it out quickly, let me check it out!" Huang Feng Dawang, who was drinking with a few beauties, threw down his glass viciously, and a group of little monsters rushed out of the cave to investigate.

"Hey, what did that man named Zhihu do to be sorry for others, so that he made it known to the world like this? Could it be that he ran away after making the stomach of some infatuated girl big?" The sisters had weird faces, and they felt their curiosity soared, and they couldn't help but chatter.

It's red, it's really red, it's so red that it could be on the headlines of Weibo!
In front of the Pansi Cave, Xu Zhihu looked at the sky with tears streaming down his face, and suddenly had the urge to spurt blood, "Where should the labor and management go to reason?" So early..."

"Ah, don't worry about your innocence!" At this time, although Sister Chi was dumbfounded, she couldn't hold on any longer, "Damn it, how long will it take, I really..."

coming!Xu Zhihu finally came to his senses, and immediately pointed out——

In an instant, a roar and vibration was heard, and the entire Dongming Mountain jumped!
In the boiling red clouds all over the sky, the phantom of a huge cyan kitchen knife suddenly buzzed and trembled, turned around slowly in the air, and then lightly sharpened it without any murderous intent!
Yes, there is no turbulent wind and clouds, and there is no golden snake dancing, it is just suspended in the sky, and it seems to be an understatement for a while...

"No!" Daoist Chijiao was trying to break free from the spider web in panic, so he raised his head with distorted horror, watching the huge kitchen knife being sharpened in the air, and suddenly a dazzling beam of light descended from the sky, completely engulfing him.

Excruciating pain!Intense pain!Indescribable pain!

This kind of severe pain like splitting the soul only lasted for a short moment. The real Chijiao's face twitched, and he blurted out almost subconsciously: "No, don't, don't kill me... eh?"

Well, I really thought that I was going to die, but when he opened his eyes in horror, he found that he was still standing in front of the Pansi Cave intact, from head to toe, from the Nine Suns Seal to the magic robe, everything was intact. Not even a single hair missing...

"Why, how did this happen?" The cheers of Sister Chi and the group of monsters just reached their lips, and they were stunned when they saw this scene.

Impossible, this is impossible, I know that those five kitchen knives can slash the real Chijiao's body all over when they are scattered, how come when the five knives are gathered together, it is, on the contrary... Nima, this is not science!

In the eerie silence, Master Chijiao looked at him blankly, then suddenly trembled wildly, and laughed loudly: "Haha, hahahaha, hahahahaha, this deity is indeed auspicious, even... the junior , since that's the case, it's your turn to die!"

damn it!Sister Chi's complexion changed drastically, she barely supported her exhausted body, and stood in front of Xu Zhihu desperately, even the seriously injured Dongming Mountain group of monsters looked at each other, gritted their teeth and rushed to resist.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange face, and then looked at the ferocious real Chi Jiao, "Then what, brother, are you sure you're really okay?"

"You, what do you want to say?" Looking at Xu Zhihu's weird expression, Master Chijiao didn't know why, but suddenly felt a little guilty, "You bastard, don't pretend, do you think this deity will still be fooled?"

"Not guilty, why are you sweating?" Xu Zhihu looked at him sympathetically, but then coughed a few times in a serious manner, "Ahem, it's like this, the saber energy I released after combining the five knives into one, It won't directly cause damage to the person's appearance, but it will destroy the person's internal organs, causing the aura to riot and blood pulse, so..."

"So?" Daoist Chi Jiao was led into the ditch involuntarily.

"So, you'd better not move now, don't move!" Xu Zhihu looked at him with a serious face, "Let's put it this way, let alone use your spiritual energy, you just take a step forward now, you don't have to worry about it!" Wrong, just take a step, and the blood in your body will burst immediately, and you will be blasted into the sky with a bang!"

True or not, Sister Chi and the group of demons in Dongming Mountain gasped for air. After imagining the scene of flying flesh and blood, they really couldn't help shivering.

"Hu... nonsense!" Daoist Chi Jiao's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he subconsciously looked down at his feet, "It's ridiculous, do you think this deity will believe it?"

"Don't believe it? If you don't believe me, just take a step!"

"Let's go, this deity will show you!"

"Go!
"Go...Of course I have to go!"

"Go!"

"Go... go you uncle!"

Back and forth, the two of them chattered for a long time, the real Chijiao was still sweating coldly, he didn't dare to take a step, the devil would know if that kid lied to me, it's fine if it's fake, but in case it's true... …

"Ah, it's so boring!" Sister Chi yawned as she watched from the side, "I said, the two of you are endless, who the hell, you just take one step, just take one step, the worst thing is, I'll go first Let me help you write your last words!"

"Bastard!" The more he said this, the more Daoist Chijiao dared not move, "You monsters, don't think about your tricks in this deity, hum, this deity just stands here, I want to see, who can put me..."

"Hey, are you playing a game with wooden figures?" Before he could finish speaking, a curious voice came from the air.

Without realizing it, whether Xu Zhihu and the Dongming Mountain group of monsters, or the real Chijiao who is still dead and stubborn, they were all taken aback, and almost subconsciously looked up——

Then, what caught their eyes was a big soft pink bed floating in the air, and the person on the bed was biting a piece of shortbread, staring straight at the laptop screen, holding his hands together. The beauty in pajamas who is concentrating on pressing the handle desperately...

Khan, Xu Zhihu really didn't know what to say. For a few seconds, he seemed to hear the sound of the plumber jumping on the flag and sliding down the level.

But this is not the point, the point is that at this moment, the demons of Dongming Mountain recognized who this beauty was in astonishment, Zhu Ganglie even blurted out subconsciously: "Niang Niang?"

"Hmm!" Empress Shiji finally cleared the level successfully, and let out a long sigh of relief.

A moment later, when she looked up and saw Xu Zhihu who was riding a Dodge Tomahawk, she suddenly smiled all over her face: "So who, I came here specially to find you... Well, do you mind putting this pen on the ground?" Why borrow this palace for a period of time?"

"Uh, it's okay, I usually use a desktop anyway." Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly.

"Really?" Empress Shiji smiled immediately, but waved her hand righteously, "But, I can't use your things for nothing... Well, that's all right, I will do something for you, such as... ..."

puff!At this moment, seeing that empress turned her head with a smile and looked at herself with malicious intentions, the stunned Master Chijiao finally couldn't help spurting blood from his mouth——

No reason, no reason, you bastards, with such a big background, why didn't you say it earlier, your uncle, if I knew you had such a background, labor and management would be crazy to make things difficult for you... woo woo Oh, don't bring such a thing, isn't this a scam?
boom!
He was weeping in grief and anger, but he heard a roar from the pile of rocks next to him. Finally, the ashen-faced Bull Demon King roared angrily, and jumped out viciously from inside: "Bastard, you guys are all bastards. Don't even think about running away, labor and management will clean up one by one...huh?"

As soon as the words came to his mouth, the guy suddenly stared straight in the eyes, raised his head blankly, and looked at the beautiful and lazy Empress Shiji in mid-air.

One second, two seconds, three seconds!
Three seconds later, the Bull Demon King suddenly wiped the corner of his mouth vigorously, soared into the air with excitement on his face, and grabbed Empress Shiji's slender hand, refusing to let go no matter what: "Wahhahaha, this lady, I don't know what to do." Once betrothed to someone else, labor and capital... No, Xiaosheng is from Cuiwei Mountain, with a wealth of wealth, if the young lady..."

If you don't die, you won't die. Xu Zhihu looked at him with sympathy, and couldn't help coughing a few times: "Ahem, old cow, there is something I have to remind you..."

"Unreliable guy, I'll settle the score with you later!" The Bull Demon King spat out viciously, but when he looked back at Empress Shiji, he suddenly became affectionate again, "Well, speaking of it, Xiaosheng just Passing by a newly opened hotel, the big bed there is very soft, what if... Huh? Miss, have we met somewhere before?"

"That's right, we have indeed met." Shiji Empress looked at him with a half-smile.

"Really? No wonder I feel a little familiar, oh hehehe."

"so?"

"So, this is the predestined fate in the previous life. I happen to have a head here..."

"boom!"

At this moment, flashing thunder and lightning suddenly spread all over the sky. Amidst the pitiful screams of the Bull Demon King and Shiji Niangniang's unstoppable runaway again, Xu Zhihu looked at Sister Chi beside him, and suddenly picked up the girl who was in her arms. Zizi, who gnawed on the chicken wings, smacked her pink face with force——

"It's time to call it a day, we're having poached fish tonight... er, maybe a grilled dairy steak?"

(End of this chapter)