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Chapter 30
At twelve noon, Xu Zhihu was woken up by the noise of cheers outside the window...

Opening his eyes in a daze, he rubbed his head that was still hurting after the hangover, and finally got up dizzy after a long time, and then saw the open space outside the old house, the pig Ganglie big snake waiting for them A large group of monsters are still happily toasting and eating Haisai——

Zhu Ganglie was full of alcohol, holding a tank of beer and pouring it vigorously; Dashehou and Qingshiwang next to him didn't know what they were talking about, and they were smiling from ear to ear; Sister Chi hugged six younger sisters who ate chicken wings, still worrying about yesterday Will revealing the original form damage the image; as for the true Chijiao...

Uh, this guy has been standing outside all night, and now he is tearing off the petals of a flower: "You lied to me, you didn't lie to me...you lied to me, you didn't lie to me...you lied to me, you didn't..."

"Sweat, you haven't been drinking since last night, are you?" Xu Zhihu looked awe-inspiring, and thought that even if he celebrated the victory of Chichi's defense battle, he didn't have to drink so much that he would get alcohol poisoning...Huh?

Just as he was feeling emotional, he glanced over inadvertently, and suddenly found that Empress Shiji had also set up the big bed among the monsters, leaning on the pillow with a smile on her face and continuing to play games. Holding a plate of shortbread, as long as Empress Shiji snaps her fingers, she will immediately hand it over with great interest.

This is the price of death!
Xu Zhihu was very moved when he saw it, but he couldn't help being a little surprised, strange, strange, it didn't mean that the lady often suffered from snake spirit disease and should not go out, why did she stay in Pansi Cave from last night until now, and she didn't get sick to eat Medicine coming?

"Well, are you wondering why I'm not sick right now?" Without warning, Empress Shiji, who was playing games just a moment ago, suddenly moved her bed to his window, and threw the bed away with a smile. I gave him a piece of shortbread, "Actually, Bengong's illness has gotten better recently, and I can finally go out for a walk occasionally... Well, speaking of it, it seems that playing games can also help!"

"Don't make trouble, just tell me if you want to occupy my notebook!" Xu Zhihu looked at her sincerely.

"It's true, it seems to really help ease the mood!" Shiji Empress also looked at him sincerely, and the powder of the shortbread fell all over the bed.

Well, the two of them just stared at each other stupidly, after a long time, Xu Zhihu finally gave up with blinking pantothenic acid eyes: "Forget it, you can continue to use it if you want, but then again Madam, did you come all the way to our Dongming Mountain just to borrow a notebook?"

"How is it possible? Is Bengong the kind of person who plays with things and loses his mind?" Empress Shiji reluctantly put down her notebook, and then suddenly coughed a few times with a serious face under Xu Zhihu's weird "you are" eyes. Voice: "Okay, let's get down to business. In fact, I have something very important to come here this time..."

Huh, as if sensing that the atmosphere suddenly became solemn, all the monsters around turned their heads in unison.

Under their collective gaze, Empress Shiji trembled slightly, put her hand into her bosom, and then took out...uh, a few pills: "Wait, wait a minute, I seem to be falling ill again!"

The medicine can't be stopped, Xu Zhihu cursed silently in his heart, and quickly handed her a glass of water.

Not to mention, after taking the medicine, I really feel cute!
Gently breathed a sigh of relief, Shiji Empress, whose face was a little distorted just now, calmed down quickly, and returned to the topic again: "Well, it's like this, in fact, I came this time to ask Zhihu you... "

"Ask me?" Xu Zhihu opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"That's right!" Empress Shiji looked at him with a serious face, "What I want to ask is... Zhihu, are you willing...well, are you willing to be the... mountain god of Dongming Mountain?"

Pfft, before I finished speaking, Xu Zhihu just sprayed: "Wait a minute, did I hear wrong just now, your old man said that I want to be the god of Dongming Mountain... the mountain god, uh, wait a minute, that is to say, Specialized in managing Dongming Mountain?"

That's right, Empress Shiji nodded solemnly, but raised her head thoughtfully, looking at the clouds in the sky as if nostalgic for the past: "I think back then, my palace was ordered by the leader of my sect, Tongtian, to guard and control the demons in the eastern border. At that time, there were [-] mountain gods under my command, who were in charge of [-] demon mountains, and the taxes paid each year were worth millions of spirit stones. They were received everywhere, and they never gave money for meals..."

"Get to the point, thank you!" Xu Zhihu couldn't help interrupting.

"Okay, okay." Empress Shiji glared at him dissatisfied, but sighed vicissitudes of life, "It's a pity, after thousands of years of experience of various disasters, and after this palace went mad, I have no intention of taking care of it. Today's Dongjiang Hundred Thousand Demon Mountain is in chaos. All the mountain gods conferred by my palace back then have disappeared, and the newly emerged demon king is either not strong enough, or has a lot of brains..."

Speaking of the water in her head, this empress turned her head naturally, and glanced at the Bull Demon King who was serving the plate. The flushed Bull Demon King dared not speak out, so he could only slander a hundred times in her heart. , You’re just out of your mind, your whole family is out of their minds!

Khan, Xu Zhihu was speechless watching from the side, and couldn't help coughing a few times: "Then what, talk about business, talk about business, so what do you mean, Ma'am?"

"What I mean by this palace is that now that this palace's condition is gradually improving, it's time to rejuvenate the atmosphere." Empress Shiji turned around as if nothing had happened, and looked at him with a smile, "It's just right. You're a mountain god, and I don't have any suitable candidates under my command, knowing that you look pleasing to the eye, and you're a good gamer, how about..."

Stop messing around, playing games has something to do with being an official?

Xu Zhihu couldn't help but look at the sky speechlessly, so he just pulled Chi Chi next to him: "Uh, thanks to your empress, you can appreciate it, but why don't you find a local monster, such as Chi Chi is very suitable, she originally It's a monster from Dongming Mountain, and it's very popular."

"Huh? Me?" Sister Chi opened her eyes wide in surprise.

"She can't do it!" Empress Shiji shook her head in denial after only one glance, and added after thinking, "Well, none of the monsters present can do it, especially that pig!"

Well, Zhu Ganglie, who was holding his head up just now, suddenly became dejected: "Why, why? That's right, Lao Xu is a little bit stronger than me, and a little bit smarter than me, but he just came and He is a human race, why should he be a mountain god to manage our Dongming Mountain?"

"Is there a reason?" Empress Shiji raised three fingers indifferently, "First, I am happy; second, I am willing; third, and the most important point, because... Dongmingshan also likes to know Huh!"

Well, let’s not mention the first two unreliable reasons, the last one is really a bit strange, a large group of monsters can’t help but look at each other, thinking what is Dongmingshan, and I like Zhihu very much, don’t they want to be a part of humans and beasts? ...Uh, no, love between people and mountains?

How should I put it, Empress Shiji thought about it seriously, and simply reached into her bosom, and took out a square wooden box shining with blue light: "That's good, I have a mountain god seal of Dongming Mountain here, who of you thinks you have it?" If you are qualified to be a mountain god, come up and have a try!"

This is also okay, a large group of monsters were surprised, after a long time, Zhu Ganglie finally couldn't help raising his hoof and asking: "Why, how to try?"

It's very simple, Mistress Shiji pointed at the box with a smile: "Whoever comes up and writes the will of Dongming Mountain God, as long as the seal of the mountain god can take effect after stamping, it proves that he is the mountain god recognized by Dongming Mountain. "

Having said that, with her finger pointing, the mountain god seal box suddenly opened, and with the surge of aura, the golden light masterpiece of the mountain god seal placed in the box rose into the air automatically as if being lifted by an invisible mist!

"This is? This is?" Zhu Ganglie and the others were so illuminated by the golden light that they could barely open their eyes, and they all crowded around curiously.

Zhu Ganglie couldn't wait any longer, so he stretched out his hoof to get it: "Ah, is this the seal of the mountain god? Laozi has never seen it since he was born. Today is a chance to open his eyes...Pfft!"

(End of this chapter)