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Chapter 3 My House Has Been Perfect
Sister Chi swears with her most beloved beautiful long legs that today is definitely the darkest day in history...

Obviously it’s a good day to soak in the hot springs, obviously it’s just an ordinary human being delivered to your door automatically, obviously you only need to hook your fingers a little bit, and the other party will obediently offer up all their wealth with nosebleeds in a daze, and then the six younger sisters will be full of face. He looked at himself adoringly, and praised a hundred times, "Sister is so amazing, so amazing"...

That's right, that's how the plot should have been!

But who would have imagined that that nasty guy who seemed to have no magic power completely ignored his own beauty and wisdom. The trap, causing myself to bump into it, and even the makeup I just put on was completely ruined...

"Damn guy, the Lun family has nothing to do with you!" Clutching her sore nose, Sister Chi gritted her teeth in hatred, her slender fingers brought up a flash of red light, and pierced into the invisible wall of air forcefully, sending out iron There was a screeching sound like pieces rubbing against glass.

What the hell, I don't know what kind of spell this air wall is. In the past, it was easy to split the sharp claws of Jinshi, but now it is difficult to advance even an inch, so that she only advanced two or three inches. He was already dripping with sweat and out of breath, and even his waist was so tired that it was about to break.

This is not the worst!
The most exaggerated thing is that that abominable human is standing behind the air wall, touching his chin with a strange face, making it clear that he is determined that he will not be able to catch him. Damn it, it is only an inch away. Obviously, as long as he leans forward again One inch is enough to catch this provocative guy, but why... just... Uh, I'm so tired, my waist is so sore, I really can't do it!

"Sister, why don't we just forget about it, let's go find another Kaizi." Seeing her panting from exhaustion, the six little spider lolis stood aside, blinking their big eyes and timidly suggested .

no way!It's not Kaizi's problem, it's a dignity problem... Dignity, do you understand?

Sister Chi was biting her cherry lips with her face flushed, and under the strong drive of self-esteem, her fingertips made a sharp and piercing rubbing sound, and unexpectedly moved forward half an inch miraculously.

However, that's it. No matter how much she gritted her teeth and trembled all over, she couldn't move forward even a little bit: "Hmph, do you think this will make me give up? Dreaming, Lun swears with his beloved long legs, You must catch this bastard and make him regret it... Whatever you look at, you are talking about you, hateful guy!"

Yes, yes, girl, as long as you are happy!
Thanks to Sister Chi's reminder, Xu Zhihu finally recovered from the shock at this moment, but couldn't help but look around with a strange expression on his face.

It’s unbelievable. A few minutes ago, our family really thought it was going to be torn into pieces. I didn’t expect that our old house, which we traveled through together, would suddenly mutate like an electric car. The invisible wall of air was destroyed, so that the silly girl outside couldn't rush in after going crazy for a long time. At most, the fluorescent lamp shook a little... Huh?

Speaking of fluorescent lamps, Xu Zhihu subconsciously looked up at the roof, suddenly surprised——

Wait, now that we have crossed over, logically speaking, the electrical appliances in the house should not be able to be used, but why is the fluorescent lamp in the living room still on now, no, no, no, it’s not just fluorescent lamps, it’s like a notebook on the desk The computer was on, and the refrigerator in the kitchenette was humming.

How could this be? Is there a power plant wearing it with me?
Xu Zhihu looked around in a daze, and after he calmed down and observed carefully, he soon discovered something strange.

In fact, on the surrounding walls, there are looming and complex veins everywhere. These veins flow with faint blue light, spreading and expanding to the surroundings, connecting to every corner of the house, and even covering the daily necessities in the living room. , and continuously provide energy, even directly converted into electrical energy.

"Uh, what is this?" Xu Zhihu looked at those dense veins, was speechless for a long time, and finally couldn't help squatting down, and stretched out his hand cautiously.

I am!Without warning, the moment he stretched out his hand to touch the veins, a blue light suddenly exploded, covering him directly.

In an instant, there was a stabbing pain in his mind, and the cyan light diffused and dispersed, turning into hundreds of words like birds, circling and flying in his mind, but gradually forming a paragraph of words——

"Pfft! Transmigration? Mutation? Wait, my house has become...a magic weapon?"

Yes, that's exactly what happened!
Although I still don't understand what the reason is, it is obvious that this old house has undergone a strange mutation during the process of traveling, and has absorbed the laws of this world, turning into something similar to a magic weapon. .

No, it's not just the old house itself. In fact, most of the things in this house have become magic weapons. That's why the second-hand electric car can suddenly fly in the clouds, so the lights, computers, and refrigerators can continue to run, and even the faucets have With a special supernatural power, he directly transformed the absorbed aura into tap water...

"Uh, it's still possible to do this?" Xu Zhihu was dizzy, anyway, it's right to be respectful, ahem, could it be that God sympathizes with nerds, so he gave such a big gift as a special gift?

That's pretty good, don't care how dangerous it is outside, it's okay to break your head in a bloody storm, as long as our family hides in the house, we can eat and drink in peace, use the computer if we want, and play games if we want Play games, eat and sleep when you are full, eat when you are full, and watch movies if you have nothing to do... Well, to be honest, this is simply a golden finger tailored for nerds!
Whoosh!
He was complaining here, when he heard a whizzing sound outside the window, as if something was flying around?

"Uh, what does that silly girl want to do?" Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, quickly closed the wooden door of the utility room and ran out to watch the fun. Anyway, now that I have a whole house in my hands, I am not afraid of spiders. .

Just outside the gate, separated by the indestructible invisible wall of air, Sister Chi was blushing and wiping her sweat. While leaning against the bluestone panting, she unbuttoned the waist belt of her blouse, revealing a The slender waist that can be grasped——

The slender and soft waist is as white as beautiful jade, shining brightly in the sun, especially the delicate belly button, which is like a lovely dimple, and it also undulates playfully with the owner's breathing, making her feel beautiful. One can't help but want to reach out and touch...

Sex is emptiness, and color is emptiness. Xu Zhihu felt a little dizzy after just one glance, and couldn't help but take a few steps back: "Hey, let's say it first, seduction is useless to me..."

Seduce your head!Sister Chi rolled her eyes angrily, and gently stroked her small waist with her fingertips.

In an instant, a silver-white ray of light suddenly appeared in the snow-white navel like a dimple, and a hissing sound was heard, and hundreds of spider threads whizzed out from the small hole, scattered in all directions and rose into the sky, like a sheet covering the sky. The huge net covering the sun envelops the entire house.

"Uh, silly girl, what do you want to do?" Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly.

"Nothing!" Sister Chi clapped her hands happily, revealing two shallow intoxicating dimples, "Well, I admit that with my current magic power, I can't break through your barrier, so... if this is the case , Humph, don't even think about it!"

Pfft, Xu Zhihu couldn't help spouting water, hey, hey, what kind of grudge do I have with you, why are you so persistent?
"This is dignity, do you understand dignity?" Sister Chi looked at him seriously, and proudly raised her slender jade neck, "Anyway, we will consume it slowly, I don't believe it, wait until you eat it up Food and water, can you hide in it so leisurely?"

"Wow, my sister is my sister, so smart!" The six little lolis nodded together, looking at Sister Chi adoringly.

That is, Sister Chi crossed Xiaoman's waist, trembling triumphantly, but looked at Xu Zhihu proudly: "So, if you don't want to suffer, give it to me..."

"Hi, were you born between August and September?" Xu Zhihu suddenly raised his hand seriously and asked.

"Yes...uh, why are you asking this?" Sister Chi blurted out subconsciously, but immediately took a few steps back vigilantly.

"I'll just ask." Xu Zhihu muttered to himself with a strange expression on his face, "I knew that a stupid girl like this must be a Virgo."

"Virgin... virgin..." Sister Chi opened her eyes wide in a daze, and suddenly her face was flushed, and the top of her head was smoking with anger, "Bastard, bastard! Don't look down on people, the Lun family just doesn't like it , I don’t know how many guys are crying and begging me to marry him, they can go around the Pansi Cave three times, three times, three times..."

Before the words fell, in the dense pine forest in the distance, the sound of suona, gongs and drums suddenly came, dong dong gong, dong dong jing.

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi were stunned at the same time, and turned their heads to look at the same time.

On the edge of the pine forest in the distance, a line of big red wedding ceremony is beating gongs and drums to carry the dowry, coming here in a lively and festive way——

The leading blue-horned bull demon is dressed in red and hangs colorful colors, blowing the suona with a smile on his face; the eight bull demons behind are carrying a large flower bridge, and striding slowly; The rouge and gouache are three layers thick, and a brocade handkerchief is dangling in her hand, dressed like a matchmaker...

I'm sorry, what's the matter?
Having never seen such a strange welcoming team, Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other dumbfounded, and suddenly blurted out at the same time: "Uh, who is that, are you getting married?"

"How is it possible!" The two asked in unison, stunned for a few seconds, and immediately shook their heads neatly.

But at this time, the welcoming team of Chuichuidada had already arrived in the forest. Amidst the lively sound of gongs and drums, a group of bull demons cheerfully put down various dowry gifts and piled them neatly into a hill, which was so gorgeous that it blinded people.

Immediately afterwards, the blue-horned bull demon in the lead was full of pride, raised its hoof and snapped its fingers, and then heard a crackling sound, and a large group of bull demons present suddenly bowed their heads and moved towards Sister Chi neatly. Bow down—

"One! Two! Three! Ma'am, we are here to marry you for the king... Well, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say can be reserved for the bridal chamber!"

(End of this chapter)