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Chapter 4 Let's Go Mouse

In this world, some people have a very magical talent called - crow's mouth!

For example, Sister Chi, two hours ago, she casually said, "Come on, please", so someone came suddenly on an electric bike; two hours later, she casually said " Don’t want too many people who want to marry the Lun family”, and then a beaming wedding reception team appeared on the stage so gorgeously...

Even if he refused to accept it, Xu Zhihu looked at the neat and tidy welcoming team in front of him, and at the stunned Chi Jie beside him, and felt that the admiration was like the flood of the Yellow River and could not be controlled.

Admire your size!
Sister Chi was stunned for a long time, and finally realized, pointing at the leading blue-horned bull demon: "Wait, you, you, you, you are the subordinates of that stupid bull?"

That's right, that's right, the green-horned bull demon smiled openly and nodded: "Madam is wise, we were sent by the king to marry Madam, you go back and get married."

As big as you, Sister Chi immediately became angry: "Bastard, how many times do you want me to say it? Go back and tell your king that the Lun family will not marry him even if they marry a chicken or a dog. What a shame to call him!" Roll as far as you can!"

I knew it would be like this, the green-horned bull demon was not angry at all, but rubbed his hooves with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, Ma'am, you just need to be shy, anyway, we don't plan to... snatch it!"

If you say turn your face, turn your face, this guy was smiling just now, and suddenly he yelled viciously.

In an instant, the dozens of cow demons in the back immediately spewed white air, and pounced on them like wolves and tigers. The cow in charge of being a matchmaker laughed strangely, and somehow conjured Fengguanxiapei: "Tsk!" Tsk tsk, ma'am, you just obey obediently, my king is handsome, wise, martial, and wealthy...Hey, hey, why are you beating someone?"

You were the ones who beat you, and you actually robbed civilians in broad daylight... no, robbed female goblins?
Sister Chi was flushed with embarrassment and anger, and the two thin-edged long swords danced like swords, swiping, swiping, swiping, killing the dense cattle, and then opened her mouth to spray, counting Ten silvery white spider threads shot out whizzingly, trapping the cow monsters that were rushing towards them in place.

"Useless guy, get out of the way, I'm coming!" The green-horned bull demon had a ferocious face, his joints creaked, and it soared to a height of five or six feet in an instant, rushing over like a hill, shaking the ground. shaking violently.

"I'm afraid of you!" Sister Chi sneered, and lightly brushed the delicate belly button around her waist. In an instant, she was going to... Uh, bad, it seems that the Lun family just got angry, and in order to trap the guy in the house, the spider ended up Are you running out of silk?
It was too late and then soon, the green-horned bull demon on the opposite side had rushed over ferociously. This guy didn't know any sorcery, so he relied on the copper wall and iron frame to be astonishingly powerful. He opened his arms and hugged Sister Chi viciously. Er even hugged her tightly with a sword, no matter how hard she struggled and beat her to death, she would not let go.

In the next moment, all the seven or eight cow demons in the back arrived, and those who passed the rope passed the rope, those who knocked the sap, and those who beat the sap, and the sap and the sap. They were very busy, especially the cow who was the matchmaker. Absolutely a proficient young expert in business, after a few brushes, he replaced Sister Chi with Fengguanxia.

It's all right, the poor Chi sister was tied up like a rice dumpling, struggling desperately with her face flushed, but she answered the classic line, it's useless to scream and scream and break your throat.

Dumbfounded, the six little lolis next to her were stunned from the very beginning. Seeing that their sister was about to be snatched away, they finally came to their senses like a dream, and immediately rushed forward with tears in their eyes, and opened their little tiger teeth. One bite: "Sister, sister... Bad guys, you bad guys, let go of my sister!"

"Huh? There are still six sisters-in-law?" The green-horned bull demon's eyes lit up.Completely ignoring the attacks of the six little lolita's deciduous teeth, instead, they stretched out their hooves as thick as bowls, and gently touched their little heads, "Hey, you are still young, in ten years or so, uncle will also snatch You go back..."

Pfft, this nima is also okay, Xu Zhihu leaned on the window sill and watched in awe, thinking that this method of snatching marriage is really skilled, I guess there are a lot of rapes of beautiful women and goblins.

Cough cough, then again, it turned out that June's debt was paid off quickly, that silly girl was going to eat me alive just now, but she was eaten alive in the blink of an eye... Well, let's be serious, it's wrong to gloat, but , why is the corner of my mouth twitching involuntarily?

"Hey, why is there someone else here?" But at this moment, the green-horned bull demon turned his head triumphantly, just in time to see the strange old house and Xu Zhihu leaning on the window sill, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

"Don't worry about me, I'm new here." Xu Zhihu waved his hand solemnly, not forgetting to talk nonsense, "By the way, I wish your king and sister Chi a happy marriage for a hundred years and an early baby. I won't send you off." It's a red envelope."

"It's easy to talk, easy to talk." The green-horned bull demon grinned happily, turned around and left in such a swaggering manner, "Boy, you still know how to talk, come to our Cuiwei Mountain for a drink when you have time...Go to hell!"

Without any warning, this guy suddenly roared, turned over and rushed towards him viciously!
With a bang, the iron hoof, which was as thick as the mouth of a bowl, glowed blue, and slammed heavily on the invisible barrier of the old house, causing the entire barrier to tremble like ripples.

"Bastard, do you think I'm blind?" The green-horned bull demon was also stunned for a blow, but immediately slammed again viciously, "Neighbor, look at the way you flirt with that spider spirit!" , I know that you are adulterers, hehe, for the sake of the color of my king's hat, I will kill you today!"

"Actually, you are really blind..." Xu Zhihu spread his hands innocently.

In fact, it was useless to say anything, a large group of bull demons completely ignored any explanation, just rushed forward in such a murderous manner, brandishing a long-handled ax weighing hundreds of catties, hacking around the house, When it clangs and sparks fly, it's like demolishing someone for free.

It has to be said that the quality of that invisible barrier is so high that even after being hacked by a large group of bull monsters for a long time, there was not even the slightest ripple, but the group of bull monsters were so tired that they were sweating like rain, and they were a little out of breath.

"Why don't we just pretend we haven't met each other?" Xu Zhihu kindly suggested.

"Get out, labor and capital are loyal to the king!" The green-horned bull demon is really a bull, spewing out white air viciously, leaping back five or six feet suddenly, waving its hooves and beating its chest heavily, and roaring upwards.

In an instant, the guy rolled on the ground, and the prototype of the blue light suddenly appeared, turning into a giant blue bull the size of a mammoth!

Moo!Letting out a long and murderous howl, the giant cyan bull's eyes were red like blood, its four hooves kicked the ground suddenly, and it rushed over like a bulldozer, knocking over dozens of towering ancient trees along the way, and slammed headlong into it viciously. To the invisible barrier.

Hey hey hey, you are serious!
Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, seeing that guy rushing towards him like a mad cow attack, he could only sigh helplessly, and picked up the mouse on the desk.

Whoosh!
Throwing it lightly, the silver-white mouse came out of his hand, and flew out of the window with a howl, then spun a few times in the air, and bumped head-on into the murderous blue giant bull——

"Ahem, if I remember correctly, this mouse should also become... a magic weapon?"

(End of this chapter)