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Chapter 32
Time is like traffic. You think you still have a lot to use up, but you end up on WeChat, and in a blink of an eye, I'm fucked...

Winter is coming to spring, two months have passed since the Battle of Chichi, Dongming Mountain has come to spring in a blink of an eye, the romantic mountain flowers in the forest are gradually blooming, and the winter snow melts into streams, winding along the trails among the green pine forests ...

In the warm sunshine of the afternoon, a large group of monsters gathered outside Pansi Cave, happily playing the newly popular football game. Six little lolis sat on the side of the big rock with big smiles, eating steaming cream cakes, with ponytails Shaking neatly in the gentle spring breeze...

"It's not fair, why do you all have vacations, but I have to stay at home and work hard?"

In the old house next to Pansidong, Xu Zhihu looked at the "Dongmingshan Monthly Expenditure Account Sheet" on the table, and then looked at the horrifying red deficits on it, and couldn't help but burst into tears , Your sister, what about the civil servants who agreed to live a leisurely life, and what about drinking tea, speculating in stocks and reading newspapers?

Well, this matter has to start from two months ago——

After the Chichi defense battle at that time, after the Shiji empress dropped the white radish mountain god seal, she took away the real Chijiao by the way. I don't know how she dealt with the aftermath. The altar suddenly disappeared, and even the upper echelons of the Snake Cult didn't care, which made Xu Zhihu prepare for the battle for most of the winter in vain.

On the other hand, the Bull Demon King, who still complains about his lack of loyalty to seduce his sister-in-law, seems to have "voluntarily" joined Empress Shiji's command. It is said that this guy has been busy serving tea, delivering water, washing clothes and stacking quilts in the Bone Cave recently, and occasionally has to be in charge Acting as a lightning rod when the empress is sick, I guess I won't have time to grab Sister Chi for a long time.

Speaking of which, without external pressure, Xu Zhihu's daily life should be very leisurely, as long as he grinds his teeth with Sister Chi every day, and feeds Zizi and the others by the way...

But the problem is, I never expected that the work of the mountain god, which was just a casual job, would be so hard, ah, ah, God knows how Dongming Mountain is so poor, no, no, no, it’s not about being poor anymore, it’s simply about the economy Depression plus debt crisis plus rising unemployment, more Greece than Greece——

Because of the chaotic battle before, Dongming Mountain was seriously damaged, especially the last time Pansi Cave was blown down by Daoist Chijiao, and now it needs a lot of money to rebuild;
In order to promote the prosperity of Dongming Mountain, the Dongminghufang City in the middle of the mountain will also be expanded. Although Zhu Ganglie and the others volunteered to help, the box lunch must be provided by the mountain god. However, these guys are big foodies, and the meal money is enough Let Dongmingshan go bankrupt;
By the way, when it comes to monsters, in order to prevent people like Chijiao Daoist from causing trouble again, the cultivation of the Dongming Mountain group of monsters has to be put on the agenda, but you know, since you want to practice seriously, you don’t have time to go out Robbery earns living expenses, right, and cultivation is very expensive, and all kinds of pills and cheats have to be reimbursed by the public;

Well, let’s forget about these, the most speechless thing is that Dongpo’s fox demon girl ran over with tears in her eyes and complained that all the aprons she hung outside to dry were all stolen, so she asked the mountain god to spend more money. Money to set up a patrol team... Damn, which bastard is so wicked, you will die if you find out!

So, problems that can be solved with money are not problems... But the problem is that we, Dongmingshan, have no money!

After finally sending away the crying vixen girl, Xu Zhihu looked through the deficit ledger sadly, and then began to think about how to make a fortune, leading sister Chi and Zhu Ganglie to a well-off life together...

Obviously, judging from the current situation, Dongmingshan's only stable income is his own unreliable alchemy skills, but the problem is that even if he has been working hard on alchemy from morning to night, it is not enough to fill Dongmingshan's finances Expenses, but since the rice cooker was upgraded again, there is no new change, nor does it increase the efficiency of alchemy...

"Ah, it's so hard." Taking the time to practice a few more qi pills, Xu Zhihu fell onto the rattan chair with a sore back.

No, no, sooner or later this will go bankrupt. It seems that I have to find a way to find a new way to make money as soon as possible, and bring Sister Chi and the others to make a fortune together... However, the question now is, what to do To be... eh?

Worried, he turned his head inadvertently, and in the blink of an eye, he saw Sister Chi standing there with a serious face, frowning worriedly...

"Uh, what happened?" Xu Zhihu suddenly felt terrified.

"Things, things are very bad!" Sister Chi frowned tightly, leaned forward with a solemn expression, and lowered her voice carefully, "Zhihu, have you noticed that I seem to... seem to have gained weight recently ?”

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu spurted out a mouthful of milk, "Stop making trouble, sister, please stop making trouble, everyone is so busy, and if you are fat, you won't get pregnant. Besides, where are you getting fat?"

"It's true, it's true." Sister Chi bit her cherry lips angrily, and after thinking for a while, she untied the corner of her blouse, revealing a white waist that could be grasped, "Look, look, I had my measurements this morning and my waist was half an inch, half an inch, half an inch, do you know what that means?"

"It means that the mountain torrent erupts and the volcano erupts and Kunwu is about to be destroyed?" Xu Zhihu rolled her eyes desperately speechless, but couldn't help but look down at her slender waist——

Under the golden sun in the evening, the number one beauty in Dongming Mountain was wearing a red dress, her waist exposed to the warm wind was as silvery as snow, and a small, crisp and swaying bell hung from her delicate belly button like a pear dimple. The snow is as white as jade, exuding a natural and self-contained charm, which makes people want to reach out and touch it...

Ahem, don't look at evil, don't look at evil!
After finally controlling his hand, Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky with embarrassment on his face, feeling that his heartbeat was accelerating uncontrollably: "Uh...no, no...I think...uh, I think, or... …very beautiful……"

"Huh?" Sister Chi raised her head in confusion.

The next moment, when she met Xu Zhihu's scorching staring eyes, she finally realized that she had done something stupid, and she couldn't help but blushed, even her crystal earlobes were red...

Suddenly, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became very strange, only the rapid breathing of the two could be heard, Xu Zhihu was embarrassed and couldn't help scratching his head: "Then what, I mean..."

"Don't, don't say it!" Before knowing what to say, Sister Chi stepped on him arrogantly, and changed the subject in a panic, "It's all your fault, I made so many desserts recently, and That delicious cream cake…”

Damn, sister, you are unreasonable!
Xu Zhihu couldn't help looking at the sky speechlessly, thinking that I could be blamed for this, but then again, I made those cream cakes for Zizi and the others, who told you to snatch them?
"But, I can't help it!" Sister Chi pouted embarrassingly, "It doesn't matter, you have to be responsible, um, responsible for helping me lose weight!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Xu Zhihu looked at her sincerely, "Otherwise, I will stop serving dinner from today, and by the way, throw you near the Shushan Sword Sect, when a group of sword fairies or something Chasing and killing you every day, I guarantee that it won't take a month to..."

Monster, don't come out and die!
Before he finished speaking, he heard the roar of sword light outside the house, and a loud shout of righteousness, resounding through the sky like thunder and lightning!

"Isn't it? If you say Sword Immortal, come Sword Immortal?" Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other and rushed to the door of the house.

Then, in the dusk sky filled with red clouds, a blue-green broad sword was floating in the air against the wind, emitting several feet of blue sword light, so dazzling as if it was planting a flag to sow hatred.

On the green wood broad sword, a qi trainer in Wulei gossip gown is standing with his sword. He looks very young, but he has a big beard that almost covers most of his face. The majestic awe-inspiring righteousness, but it depends on the cultivation level...

"Is this guy crazy?" Zhu Ganglie and the others looked at each other, couldn't help raising their heads and shouted, "Where is the bull-nosed man, he is only a middle-level Renyuan, and he dares to come to our Dongming Mountain to seek death, and treat us as vegetarians!"

"You bastard, this poor Taoist is so upright that even tens of thousands of people will go there!" The bearded Qi practitioner pulled out the Five Thunder Sword from his back, and shouted righteously, "You demons and ghosts gathered to make trouble in broad daylight. Pindao will slay demons and demons for Tian Xingdao today, so that you will not harm... harm... harm..."

In the middle of speaking, this righteous man suddenly stared straight, and just stammered into a repeater, and stared straight at the door of the old house.

"What's the matter?" Zhu Ganglie and the others turned their heads with strange faces, following the line of sight of the bearded gas trainer——

Under the setting sun and in the evening wind, Sister Chi was covering her cherry mouth with a face full of surprise, and she was standing there a little dizzy. The cool breeze blew gently, causing her red skirt to fly, like a Fairy Pianpian who walked out of the scroll...

"Eh, no way, could it be that..."

(End of this chapter)