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Chapter 33 Who Are You?

As the number one beauty in Dongming Mountain, although Sister Chi has bad habits such as narcissism and occasional runaways, even the pickiest guy has to admit that in terms of appearance alone, this spider sister is definitely perfect……

For example, at this moment, in the gentle spring breeze of the evening, she just stood there. Although her face was dazed, she still couldn't hide her beautiful appearance, especially the snow-white waist that she hadn't had time to cover just now. It was half covered and half exposed under the soft robe, gently undulating with the breath, driving the delicate bell to sway...

"Uh, shouldn't it be?" A large group of monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, and turned their heads to look at the sky again in unison.

Sure enough, the bearded qi trainer had already turned into petrification, his face was flushed, his mouth opened wide involuntarily, the palm of his hand holding the Five Thunder Sword was trembling slightly, even...

"Uh, man, you seem to be bleeding!" Zhu Ganglie reminded kindly.

"Pfft!" Thanks to his reminder, the bearded Qi practitioner finally woke up like a dream, hurriedly wiped the two streaks of blood on his beard, and then yelled angrily, "Bastard, you monster, you bastard!" You evildoer, how dare you frame me with a charm technique!"

"Hey, do I have one?" Sister Chi blinked her eyes innocently, please stop making trouble, since Zhihu set up that demon workshop, I haven't lied to Kaizi for a long time, okay?

"Yes! You have! You have it!" The bearded Qi trainer dodged and did not dare to look at her, his face flushed so red that he was about to steam, "Last time, last time you lied to me, this time It's the same trick again... How can you say that you don't know me?"

"Don't make trouble, do I know you?" Sister Chi looked at him speechlessly.

"How dare you say you don't know each other?" The bearded Qi trainer gritted his teeth with hatred, "Last time, last time I came to slay demons, but you pretended to be pitiful and tricked me into sympathizing with you. Gave it to you!"

"Yes, is there?" Sister Chi opened her eyes wide in surprise, and looked at the other party carefully. After wondering for a few minutes, she finally let out an ah, and pointed at the other party as if she had suddenly realized, "Ah, are you , you are, you are..."

"That's right, that's right." The bearded Qi trainer was overjoyed, hey, not much, why should I be overjoyed?
"Still can't remember!" Sister Chi suddenly sighed.

Click!At this moment, Xu Zhihu swore that he could hear a certain guy's first love and fragile heart shatter together.

Sure enough, the next moment, I saw that bearded Qi practitioner spurting blood from his mouth. He seemed to have aged by dozens of years in an instant, and even faint tears could be seen in the corner of his eyes: "Damn it, it's so bad. , don't remember me, actually..."

Can't stand it anymore, Xu Zhihu doesn't even know what to say.

But at this time, Zizi suddenly pulled the corner of Sister Chi's clothes, tilted her head and said in a milky voice: "Sister, sister, have you forgotten? A few days before we met Brother Xu, there seemed to be a A Taoist priest came to kill demons, and then you told him that life was very difficult, and that there were many monsters in Lanruo Temple, and you showed him the way..."

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, Sister Chi finally remembered: "That's right, that's right, you are that, that, Yan, Yan Huangxia?"

"It's Yan Chixia! Yan Chixia!" The bearded Taoist almost shouted with tears streaming down his face.

Pfft, this time, it's Xu Zhihu's turn to spout milk, wait a minute, what did this guy say just now?
Yan?Yan Chixia?The one from A Chinese Ghost Story?As soon as he appeared on the stage, he used the swordsmanship of heaven and earth, and even told Ning Caichen that humans and ghosts cannot fall in love... Your sister, since humans and ghosts cannot fall in love, what kind of thing is it for your old man to love my Chichi unrequitedly?
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Sister Chi turned to look at him in confusion.

"It's nothing, I want to be quiet..." Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes, thinking what's wrong with this world. It turned out that Master Yan was a two-year-old boy and an innocent boy when he was young. Chi refused, so he later worked hard to become a generation of sword immortals, right?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. He couldn't help but look up at that Master Yan, wondering if he should go up and ask for an autograph.

Sensing that someone was watching her, Yan Chixia, who was heartbroken, turned her head vigilantly, and when she saw Xu Zhihu, she couldn't help being shocked: "Wait, little brother, you are obviously a human race. How could you get mixed up with these monsters?"

Good question, Xu Zhihu was thinking about how to answer, when the Chi sister next to him seemed to be facing an enemy, she quickly pulled him behind her: "Hey, that Yan Zixia, if you want to kill demons and demons, then kill demons and demons!" , my Zhihu has nothing to do with this matter!"

"I'll say it again, I'm Yan Chixia, not Huang, and not Zi!" Master Yan was about to explode with grief and anger, but before he could finish his roar, when he heard the word "my family", his face suddenly became full of anger. Horrified, he gasped involuntarily, looked at Sister Chi with a pale face and trembling hands.

"Wait, it's not what you think..." Xu Zhihu hurriedly explained.

"Unforgivable! Unforgivable!" Before she could finish speaking, the angry Yan Chixia roared, holding the Five Thunder Sword tightly, her beard and hair stretched out, "Monster, I planned to be righteous to you, but you actually deceived the innocent A scholar is a pet, harvesting yang and nourishing yin every day..."

Damn, Xu Zhihu collapsed immediately, wait a minute, what the hell is picking up yang and nourishing yin, master, can you not have such a strong imagination?

"Cai, what are you picking?" Sister Chi was also blushing, she turned her head and glanced at Xu Zhihu, and couldn't help but flustered, "Don't, don't talk nonsense, the Lun family is not married yet, Caiyang , harvesting yang to nourish yin or something..."

Needless to say, needless to say anything!

Master Yan clenched his fists tightly, raised his head with vicissitudes on his face, and looked at the dim yellow setting sun in the sky among countless falling leaves.

After a long, long time, he suddenly took a deep breath, raised the Wulei Sword abruptly as if he had made up his mind, and said word by word: "No need to say any more. Now that things are up to now, even if you are reluctant to give up, just let me give it to you." Let's end... this relationship!"

Nie Yuan, your sister, when did the Lun family have a relationship with you!

Sister Chi took a sneak peek at Xu Zhihu, saw that although he had a weird face but was not angry, she couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly became angry: "You bastard, it's really a shame to come all the way to slander the Lun family." Am I afraid to kill you?"

I didn’t hear anything, Master Yan’s mind is full of Yang and Yin every day, no, maybe it’s more than once a day, maybe it’s all the time...

Can't bear it, can't bear it, can't bear it!

In an instant, he raised his head to the sky and let out a furious roar. He suddenly urged the green wood broadsword, and swooped down with the Five Thunder Sword held high. Fa, all monsters, give them all to me..."

boom!
A mace hit him hard on the back of the head, and he... became dizzy!
Under the stunned gaze of a large group of monsters, Orochihou, who had just recovered from his insanity, actually got out of the hole next to him, and stepped on Yan Chixia's face angrily: "Your uncle, a mere person!" Yuan middle class, dare to go to our Dongming Mountain to slay demons and slay demons, slaying demons and slaying demons is fine, but dare to secretly fall in love with Chi Chi?"

That's right, that's right, a large group of monsters reacted immediately, and immediately rushed up to fight: "Your uncle, you dare to have a crush on Chi Chi, can you have a crush on Chi Chi? Labor and management have stayed in Dongming Mountain for decades. Occasionally, if you can tell her to drink more hot water, you will be happy for several days, you bastard, you dare to have a crush on me, hit me!"

Khan, Xu Zhihu looked very sympathetic, but for some reason, he suddenly felt guilty and broke out in a cold sweat, I am, I was beaten like this just because of a secret love, if it is a clear love, or I really chased Sister Chi... …

"Hey, Zhihu, what's wrong with you?" Sister Chi looked at him curiously.

"Nothing!" Xu Zhihu hurriedly turned around and left, "I just suddenly remembered that I still have a lot of work to do..."

boom!
Just turning around, a huge roar that shook the valley suddenly resounded through the sky!
"What?" Xu Zhihu turned around abruptly——

In his astonished sight, a shining pillar of blue thunder and lightning rose from the dense crowd of monsters, and countless purple lightning silver snakes swept towards all directions like raging sea waves, overwhelming Zhu Gang and them. They all flew upside down!

In an instant, accompanied by the exclamation of the group of monsters, Yan Chixia, who clearly only had a middle-level cultivation of true essence, unexpectedly exploded with terrifying strength at the peak of human essence!
With his beard and hair all stretched out, he jumped forward, like a boulder falling from the sky, crashing down in front of the old house, holding the Five Thunder Sword roaring high in his hand, bursting out hissing and shining lightning, and slashing heavily at Chi Jieer who was caught off guard!

"Damn it!" Sister Chi's face was pale, and she could only watch helplessly as the Five Thunder Sword slashed down.

"No!" Xu Zhihu yelled, rushing forward recklessly.

But at this moment, the Five Thunder Sword, which was about to touch Sister Chi's hair, stopped suddenly without warning, and the hissing lightning even flickered in front of Sister Chi's cheek...

His face was flushed red, Yan Chixia looked at Sister Chi's bright eyes, and the Five Thunder Sword in his hand seemed to be as heavy as Mount Tai. In an instant, he suddenly roared, turned over with a twisted face and left!
Amidst the roar, the green wood broadsword burst out with a hundred feet of blue light, and when the group of monsters finally opened their eyes in the blue light, they saw that green wood broad sword roaring away, disappearing into the sky with the roar of thunder and lightning.

In front of Pansi Cave, the evening wind blows, only Yan Chixia's angry voice can be heard, still floating in the night——

"Monster, monstrosity, Pindao will let you go this time. If you don't want to be eliminated by other qi practitioners in the future, just give me a new life... No, be a demon, be a good demon!"

I was dumbfounded, and after a few seconds, the monsters who reacted didn't care about being injured, and rushed to rescue one after another: "Chi Chi, Chi Chi, are you okay, are you injured anywhere?"

"No, it's okay..." Sister Chi gasped in shock, "Well, that Yan Lanxia, ​​who is clearly only a middle-level Renyuan, how could her strength suddenly increase?"

Who knows, a large group of monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, and Zhu Ganglie wiped off his sweat thankfully: "Your uncle, as long as you are fine, as long as you are fine, next time you see that bastard, even if he is at the peak of human origin, labor and management will also pay attention." ...Wait, no, why do I feel that something is missing?"

Is there something missing? Sister Chi and the monsters looked at each other, and couldn't help turning their heads to look around——

No, the Pansi Cave is still there, Zizi and the others are also there, there is no one missing from a large group of monsters, even the old house is safe and sound, what is really missing...

silence!An eerie silence!

The next moment, Sister Chi and the monsters stared wide-eyed, suddenly changed their colors at the same time, and exclaimed in a neat way——

"Wait, Zhihu, where is Zhihu?"

(End of this chapter)