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Chapter 53
Five minutes later, after a scuffle, the strange trio finally officially hit the road!
Walking south along the Su Causeway, the Bull Demon King covered his swollen left eye and glared at Yan Chixia viciously. The latter also covered his swollen right eye and stared back unwillingly. shelf……

"Ahem!" Xu Zhihu finally couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly interrupted, "Okay, okay, we are all friends."

"Bah, who is friends with this evildoer?" Yan Chixia raised her head righteously, "If I hadn't gone to find that Shiji empress now, the poor Taoist would immediately take the place of heaven... Well, then again, then Who is this Empress Shiji?"

Good question, Xu Zhihu thought about it very seriously, and decided to give Master Yan a vaccination first: "It's like this, that lady is from our Dongjiang Hundred Thousand Demon Mountain... Uh, forget it, that's not the point , the point is that she has a bit of snake spirit disease, and the medicine can't be stopped!"

"Get out, you're a snake spirit, and you can't stop the medicine!" Before he could finish speaking, the Bull Demon King next to him suddenly became angry.

"Huh? Lao Niu, are you right?" Xu Zhihu turned to look at him in surprise, "I remember, when you were caught by the empress, you wanted to stab a knife in the back at any time, why did you suddenly become Are you loyal?"

"You, you don't care about me!" The Bull Demon King suddenly flushed, hesitating and speechless.

Such a strange reaction, Xu Zhihu looked at him speechlessly, the more he looked at him, the more he felt that there was something wrong, suddenly an inspiration flashed, and he couldn't help but gasped: "I'll wipe it! Wait a minute, old cow, don't tell me , you fell in love with... um!"

Before he finished speaking, the Bull Demon King rushed forward with embarrassment and covered his mouth: "Bastard, why are you talking so loudly, if Shi Shi can hear it..."

"Shishi..." Xu Zhihu was terrified at first, then respectful, and finally felt that this guy must have mad cow disease.

Don't be kidding, that lady is at least at the peak of Diyuan, and she is the actual person in charge of the Hundred Thousand Demon Mountain in Eastern Xinjiang. Lao Niu, you are a little demon king in Cuiwei Mountain, and you are the kind who basically rely on robbing to pick up girls. ... Nima, are you crazy? Could it be that Stockholm Syndrome is due to being whipped by that empress with lightning every day?

"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, understand?" Bull Demon King raised his head yearningly, with tears shining in his eyes, "To be honest, every time Shishi hit me with lightning, she would look like that angrily. , that angry expression is really, really...so beautiful!"

Saying so, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and sighed affectionately: "Well, whenever this happens, I think of a ballad——in that far away place, there is a good girl, I I would like to be a calf and stay by her side, let her use that thin whip to lightly whip me on my body..."

Khan alone, Xu Zhihu and Yan Chixia looked at each other, and came to a conclusion tacitly - "It's hopeless!"

Well, leaving aside this strange topic, after passing through the Su Causeway, the three of them walked along Qingshi Street for a while, and finally saw a very elegant hotel at the corner ahead.

Quite in line with the atmosphere of a water town in Qiantang Prefecture, this elegant hotel with blue tiles and cornices also has the elegant flavor of a Jiangnan water town. There are two welcoming pine trees in front of the door, and a small river flows by outside the window. The light rain makes the house seem to be bathed in elegant water mist.

"Well, this is it!" The Bull Demon King strode to the front of the hotel, thought for a moment when he was about to open the door, and suddenly turned his head with a strange face, looking over with that kind of sad eyes...

"Uh, Lao Niu, what do you want to do?" Xu Zhihu was terrified, and subconsciously pulled Yan Chixia over.

Without saying anything, the Bull Demon King continued to look at him sadly, and after a long time, he suddenly said viciously: "Listen, you bastard with no loyalty, if you dare to snatch stones from me, you will be hacked to death in minutes you!"

"It's as if if I don't grab stones from you, you won't hack me to death..." Xu Zhihu slandered silently, but immediately raised his hand seriously, "Yes, yes, I use my integrity Guaranteed, even if that empress is crying and shouting to marry me..."

"Xianggong" hadn't finished speaking yet, a voice full of surprises suddenly came from the side of the road.

"Eh?" Xu Zhihu turned his head subconsciously, then, then his eyes became straight.

In an instant, in a gorgeous carriage by the roadside, a lovely and pitiful beauty was holding up her skirt and trotting over with tears in her eyes. After a few meters away, she couldn't help but burst into tears. into his arms.

"I'll wipe it, what's the situation?" Xu Zhihu raised his hand dumbfounded.

Regardless of the situation, at least at this moment, this delicate and beautiful woman is already tightly pressed against his chest, crying so hard that I feel pity for him: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooleg , woo woo woo, if you don't come again, the slave family will throw itself into the lake and go with you!"

Wait, wait, I think I need to calm down first!
Xu Zhihu turned his head in a daze, first looked at the shocked Yan Chixia, then at the gnashing Bull Demon King, and finally set his eyes on the delicate beauty in front of his chest: "Uh, why, Girl, you look a bit... poof!"

A few seconds later, after recognizing who this weak beauty is, Xu Zhihu immediately spit out milk!
That's right, that's right, although there is no big pink bed, and no sesame muffins, but even if it is turned into ashes, I can still recognize this delicate beauty as... Damn, ma'am, what are you doing? ?
"Don't talk, kiss me... No, just hold me tight." Shiji Empress reminded in a low voice with a smile, and in a blink of an eye she raised her head again with tears in her eyes, and looked at him pitifully, "Sir, don't say anything, although Grandma won't let us be together, but Xiaoqian is already yours!"

"Pfft! Xiaoqian? Grandma?" Xu Zhihu spouted water again, "Wait a minute, then I am..."

"Hey, this is Brother Caichen, right?" Before the words finished, the innkeeper rushed out and looked at him with emotion, "Ahhh, Brother Caichen, you are so lucky, Xiaoqian The girl has been waiting for you here for seven days and seven nights, if you don't get away from grandma, she will risk her life and go back to find you."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean by looking for me?" Xu Zhihu's IQ balance was obviously seriously insufficient.

"Master, you don't need to say anything, I understand." Empress Shiji suddenly covered his mouth, and then shyly pinched the corner of her clothes as if she had made up her mind, "Well, tonight, tonight we will get married! "

"Pfft! What is it?" Xu Zhihu's eyes widened.

"Get married! Get married! We must get married!" Before the words finished, the shopkeeper next to him jumped out to join in the fun, and immediately waved his big hand with a smile, "Brother Caichen, don't worry, I will prepare the wedding room wedding wine and phoenix crown Alright, I promise you can do it now... Hey, what are you waiting for, help Brother Caichen change clothes, don't miss the auspicious time!"

What they were waiting for was this sentence, a group of attendants rushed out enthusiastically, pulled Xu Zhihu directly and dragged him into the guest room, Empress Shiji blushed and clasped her hands in happiness, watching the door of the guest room lightly. Close it lightly, then held up the hem of the skirt shyly, followed a few maids to change into the wedding dress...

In less than a moment, the bustling hotel entrance was suddenly deserted!
The Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia were still standing in the wind with sluggish faces. After a long, long time, Yan Chixia suddenly twisted her neck stiffly: "Uh, bull demon, that Xiaoqian who was going to get married just now, isn't it? Just what you like..."

Your uncle, I will fight with you when I mention this labor again!
The Bull Demon King gritted his teeth for a long time, he could only sigh with tears streaming down his face, and touched his chest to comfort himself: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just acting, it's just acting... Wait, wait a minute, what if the fake show is real? That guy entered the bridal chamber and saw the flowery and jade-like stones, what should he do if he suddenly couldn't hold it?"

No, no, no, thinking of that terrible scene, the Bull Demon King twitched all over his face and trembled, wishing to rush in immediately to stop the bridal chamber, but the problem is, the problem is, Shi Shi seems to have said that no matter what happens, there is no She ordered that they are not allowed to go in, but if they really don't go in, if the two of them really cook raw rice...

It's so pitiful, Yan Chixia looked at it with great sympathy, couldn't help but let out a long sigh, took out a jug of wine and handed it to him: "Oh, man, I want to drink some, just drink some wine and sleep... Calm down, calm down, actually, you are not the only sad person in the world!"

"Huh?" The Bull Demon King took the jug casually, but his eyes widened in surprise, "Who, what do you mean, do you also have a girl you like very much..."

"Ah!" Yan Chixia looked at the sky in a very lonely and vicissitudes of life, took back the jug and drank a big gulp, tears glistening in the corners of her eyes.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
At this moment, the Bull Demon King looked at Yan Chixia with pity, sympathy, and sympathy, and even stretched out his hand involuntarily, and firmly held the back of the other's hand: "Brother, it's not easy for you... what!"

With each other, Yan Chixia also held his hand and shook it vigorously: "Brother, it's not easy for you..."

So, under the evening sun, the two guys whose noses and faces were bruised and swollen half a quarter of an hour ago, suddenly met each other at this time, they were speechless, and there were only tears, and the sunlight stretched their shadows very, very long , those two hands were still tightly held when night fell——

"Dude..."

"Brother..."

"The advent of what love is?"

"Zhijiao people promise each other in life and death!"

"Whoa, drink!"

"drink wine……"

(End of this chapter)