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Chapter 54

A sneeze!

It was as if feeling the terrible resentment outside the hotel. At almost the same time, Xu Zhihu, who had just been pushed into the temporary bridal chamber, suddenly couldn't help shivering...

However, after only a few seconds, he had no time to think about the grievances outside the hotel!

At this moment, in the guest room that was temporarily converted into a bridal chamber, there are already beaming red happy characters everywhere. Under the light of the light red warm candle, Nie Xiaoqian... No, Empress Shiji is wearing a phoenix crown and Xiapei, sitting shyly. Waiting on the edge of the bed, the red hijab was still trembling shyly...

Nima, this is an illusion, this must be an illusion!
Xu Zhihu was stunned for a long time with his eyes straight, and finally couldn't help but cautiously leaned forward, stretched out his hand and shook in front of Empress Shiji: "Uh, empress, have you taken your medicine today?"

"Master, why do you ask if he has taken any medicine?" Empress Shiji shyly lifted a corner of her red hijab, and looked at him affectionately, "Hey, Mr., don't you think you will have a baby with my slave sooner?" , so you want to let the servants take that kind of medicine?"

Hey hey hey, that's almost enough!
Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly, and simply cut to the point: "Okay, okay, Ma'am, please stop making trouble, and there are no outsiders here, so just say it, why do you want to act like a wedding night with me?" play?"

"Hey, I'm not acting!" Shiji's lady opened her eyes innocently, but a few seconds later, when she saw that Xu Zhihu was about to leave, she could only sigh regretfully, "Okay , Okay, let’s get down to business, Zhihu, I heard that you have done very well in Lanruo Temple recently, and you even met that old demon in Montenegro?”

Well, the news spread so fast, Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin with a strange expression on his face: "It's none of my business, I just brought Chichimuliu and the others to make a fortune, who knows that old Montenegro...uh , wait a moment, ma'am, you came to me, isn't it for?"

That's right!That's it!
Empress Shiji, who was still smiling just now, suddenly had a snake-spirited attack, and let out a murderous cold snort: "The mere Black Mountain evildoer, how brave, dare to collude with outsiders to steal the Black Mountain God Seal while I am in retreat... Hmph, now that the palace is gradually recovering, it is about to reorganize the eastern border, so that this daring evildoer will know the fate of offending the palace!"

Okay, okay, Xu Zhihu agrees with this move.

To be honest, the feud between Lanruo Temple and the Black Mountain old demon has been settled, and there was a big battle yesterday, if this lady is willing to personally take action to solve Lanruo Temple's worries, then... Huh?

There seemed to be something wrong, he looked at Mistress Shiji carefully, and suddenly his face became strange: "Uh, Mistress, you don't intend to let me kill that guy, do you?"

answer!

Empress Shiji was still murderous just now, but suddenly her face was full of joy again, and she directly came up to hold his hand, shaking it enthusiastically: "Oh hehehe, Zhihu, you really deserve to be under the command of this palace!" The most powerful mountain god...very good, since you volunteered, I will leave this matter to you!"

Hey hey hey, I take the initiative to ask for some wool?
Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly: "Then what, ma'am, with your strength, it should be easy to kill the old Black Mountain demon directly, why do you have to let me do it?"

"Because I'm sick!" Empress Shiji pointed at herself solemnly, stretched out her hand after thinking for a while, and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "Besides, this is also to train you young people, oh hehehe, Ben Gong is really well-intentioned!"

You ghost with good intentions, Xu Zhihu almost spit out a mouthful of blood: "Don't, don't make trouble, I really want to kill the old Heishan demon, so that he won't come here every few days to make trouble, but the problem is, that guy only The avatar is the peak human element, and the deity is the elementary level of the earth element, we tied one at Jialanruo Temple in Dongming Mountain, don't know if it is enough for him to fight?"

"That's why, I'm here to help you on purpose." Shiji Empress looked at him with a smile, "Actually, that old demon is not as strong as you think, you have to know the secret method he cultivated. It is closely connected with the deity, you have solved his two avatars in the past half a month, and you have already damaged his deity's strength..."

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin in surprise, "That is to say, if we also get rid of his remaining two avatars, his true deity may fall directly to the peak of human origin?"

"That's right." Empress Shiji raised her chin happily, "That's why I'm waiting for you at Qiantang Mansion... Well, at noon today, did you see the clone of the bat demon?"

It seems that there is, Xu Zhihu nodded subconsciously, but suddenly realized: "Ah, I understand, so our goal now is to solve this bat demon clone, so that the strength of the Black Mountain old demon will be damaged again. ?”

Yes, that's it, Shiji Empress smiled and turned her head to look out the window: "That evildoer doesn't know what he wants to do, he sent this bat demon clone half a year ago to rob brides in the area of ​​Qiantang Mansion. Twenty brides were stolen by it!"

"There is such a thing?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, but he quickly realized that he looked at the bridal chamber thoughtfully, "Well, then, we purposely performed the scene of the wedding night in the bridal chamber just to make this A bat demon lured out?"

"That's right!" Mistress Shiji took a sip of tea happily, "That bat demon avatar's whereabouts are weird and cunning, in order to lure it out, I set up a bureau in Qiantang Mansion for two months, and specially created some Xiaoqian Let most of the people in Qiantang Mansion know about waiting for your husband, and then... oh hehehehe!"

Speaking of this, the empress raised her jade neck with a smile on her face, with a proud expression of "come to praise me" written all over her face.

Khan, Xu Zhihu is really awe-inspiring, Xindao Niang, you are really well-intentioned. In this case, there are you and me inside the bridal chamber, and the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia outside. It is really unscientific for the bat demon to escape.

But, then again, if you make up a story, just make up a story, this Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian... Khan, can I ask, how did you come up with these two names, ma'am?
"Huh?" Empress Shiji looked at him in surprise, "Isn't this the story you told those six little lolitas before? I just heard it at that time. It seemed to be about a scholar elope with a girl, and A grandma objected... Huh? Did I hear wrong?"

You are right, Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, and suddenly remembered that he had actually told this story, but because it involved Lanruo Temple and the tree demon grandma, it was changed to some kind of family grudge...

"That's right." Madam Shiji looked at him with a smile again, "Okay, I've explained everything, what's the problem?"

"Well..." Xu Zhihu thought about it seriously, and then raised his hand with a serious face, "Well, I only have one last question-if you say, that bat demon doesn't like the story of Nie Xiaoqian... er ?”

Facts have proved that the bat demon likes the story of Nie Xiaoqian very much!

In an instant, only sparse and light noises could be heard outside the window, and the slightly cold wind whizzed past, stirring up the fallen leaves in the courtyard...

"Here we come!" Mistress Shiji raised the corners of her lips with a smile, and immediately sat back on the edge of the bed, pinching the corner of her clothes shyly.

"So fast!" Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, and hurried to the table, making a gesture of holding up the glasses of wine.

Almost at the same time, in the night outside the window, the pitch-black bat demon descended from the sky, landed silently on the opposite eaves, and looked vigilantly towards the bridal chamber with its blood-red evil eyes.

A moment later, after seeing the lovely and pitiful beauty in the bridal chamber, the red-eyed bat demon suddenly showed a sinister smile, suddenly flapped his wings and jumped up, shooting towards the window like a sharp arrow.

However, the moment it was about to touch the window sill, it suddenly rose up without warning. The bat wings brushed against the window and rose to a height of tens of meters. Looking towards the bridal chamber.

You cunning guy, you've reached this level, and you're still trying?

Xu Zhihu sighed in his heart, picked up the cup of wine and walked to Empress Shiji, took the opportunity to lower his voice and said: "Empress, I just suddenly thought of a loophole, the old demon of Montenegro seems to have seen me?"

"Don't worry, this bat demon avatar hasn't returned to Montenegro." Empress Shiji drank her glass of wine shyly, then glanced out of the window seemingly inadvertently, "However, this monster is indeed very cunning, it seems that I want to let it go. Suspicions come in, I have no choice but to..."

"Have to?" Xu Zhihu stroked his chin in confusion, and suddenly felt a strange... Shit!
The next moment, before he could recover, he felt a light hook on his feet, and he fell forward uncontrollably, and just threw Empress Shiji onto the bed!
"Ah, Xianggong, how are you..." Pressed by him, Empress Shiji blushed and closed her eyes coquettishly, but her fingers tightly hooked his skirt to prevent him from getting up, "Don't, don't be in such a hurry Well, slave family, slave family is not ready yet."

Well, I knew it was acting, but looking at the blushing and charming face so close, and listening to this shy voice that can make people's whole body go limp, Xu Zhihu suddenly felt, uh, as if excluding identity and snake essence Regardless of illness, this empress is indeed a rare beauty...

However, after thinking about it for a few seconds, he immediately rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Sweat, ma'am, when you are so immoral, consider my mood for a little bit... no, it should be said, think about someone outside. A guy's mood!"

You are right!

In fact, at this time, in a certain corner outside, a certain drunken cow had picked up a big ax in a murderous spirit, and was about to go out with red eyes and fight desperately: "You moo! You have no loyalty, no loyalty, you You bastard who seduces sister-in-law, don’t run away if you have the ability, labor and management will definitely chop you into fish-flavored pork shreds today!”

"Calm down, calm down." The bearded man next to him hurriedly hugged him, and comforted him repeatedly with a vicissitudes on his face, "Old Niu, bear with it, bear with it, and it will pass. In fact, Old Xu is just acting. Look at the intimate return." Intimacy, he didn't even hug... I'll wipe it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Zhihu really "actively" hugged Empress Shiji, and the two turned over romantically!

Seeing this scene, the two guys outside were stunned at first, and then started to rage again, but in this way, the red-eyed bat demon who stopped on the opposite eaves finally dispelled the last bit of doubt, and once again was powerful like a sharp arrow The roar came.

This time, without any temptations, it turned into black smoke and passed through the gap in the window, then swayed in the wind, and once again condensed into a half-human, half-bat monster. —

"Both of you, congratulations on the newlyweds... Hiss, I'm a step late, did you disturb your bridal chamber?"

(End of this chapter)