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Chapter 57

Thick clouds are like ink!The waning moon is like snow!
On the ruin-like long street in the middle of the night, the Bull Demon King waved a flaming beam and spun at high speed on the spot like a whirlwind. The raging flames on the beam formed a circle of fire with a radius of several feet...

On the other side, Yan Chixia's beard and hair were all stretched out, she held the Wulei Sword tightly and swiped angrily, urging the Zidian Silver Snake to roar and smash down continuously, smashing all the pitch-black spears that roared into pieces, protecting the Bull Demon King's body in a thrilling manner. Huge body.

In front of this impenetrable defense line, even if the rock iron cavalry rushed over with a gun at high speed, most of them were blown upside down, and the few lucky ones escaped the attack, but were immediately smashed into pieces by the howling lightning .

"Old Niu, it's up to you!" After another round of siege, Yan Chixia turned her head pale and looked at the also panting Bull Demon King.

"No problem, it's just a group of stone demons!" The Bull Demon King spat white air viciously, and suddenly hugged the beam tightly and whizzed and spun again, the raging flames and his body all turned into phantoms, "Bastards, let's all come, it's up to you, Also want to break Lao Tzu's... eh?"

Dizzy, dizzy, really dizzy!
After spinning dozens of times in a row, although the strength is still enough, dizziness is unavoidable. After this round of attacks, the bull devil is already dizzy and glaring, crooked as if drunk, and can only hold on. Panting heavily against the beam.

But at this time, the one-eyed bat demon, who had been watching coldly from the beginning until now, suddenly sneered expressionlessly, took a step forward, and suddenly spewed out a mouthful of black mist——

In an instant, in the place filled with black mist, smashed and scattered rock fragments suddenly trembled slightly and emitted a blue light.

By the time the blue light dissipated, these rock fragments had gathered again and reassembled into a new rock cavalry. They rode their horses with guns and roared, and rushed into the battle with a murderous look.

puff!
The Bull Demon King was dumbfounded, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. In an instant, he roared again, swung the beam and swept across viciously, blasting the oncoming rock cavalry to pieces.

But this is futile at all, the one-eyed bat demon sneered again, and stretched out his finger sinisterly again!
Amidst the black mist, the rock fragments that had just shattered all over the ground reorganized into dozens of iron cavalry, rushing at high speed recklessly!
"Lao Tzu, I will fight with you!" The Bull Demon King was exhausted, and he was half a beat slow when he swung the beam, and he could only watch dozens of long spears whizzing towards him!
"Lao Niu, back off!" Yan Chixia spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the Wulei Sword nourished by the primordial spirit suddenly surged, roaring like a blue thunder dragon, smashing several rock cavalry forcefully.

However, that's all there is to it!
Before the light of the thunder and lightning dissipated, the remaining dozens of rock cavalry had already mobilized their horses and charged at a vicious high speed. Dozens of long spears shone with icy cold light, and pierced out in unison with a sharp roar!

There was no chance at all. The Bull Demon King looked at the forest of spears pierced by whistling, and couldn't help but roared up to the sky with his face flushed, "Your surname is Xu! I won't let you go even if you are a ghost..."

boom!
Without warning, the noisy roar of the engine suddenly resounded through the sky at this moment!
In an instant, in the sight of everyone's astonishment, the Dodge Tomahawk came roaring and flying from the long street in the blink of an eye!

"Huh?" The Bull Demon King widened his eyes in surprise.

"Eh?" Yan Chixia was also stunned, but suddenly overjoyed, "Your uncle! Old Xu, I knew, I knew you wouldn't be so disrespectful!"

"Then what, I went to upgrade the electric car..." In the howling wind, Xu Zhihu waved his hands loudly to explain, and put his arms around the lovely and pitiful lady Shiji, and stepped on the accelerator to the end.

Without the slightest deceleration, without any dodge, the Dodge Tomahawk, which had accelerated to the end, spewed out light blue flames, and slammed straight and roaring violently!

This guy, is this guy crazy?

The red-eyed bat demon looked blankly, but after only a few seconds of being stunned, he waved his claws ferociously: "Good time! Idiot, since you want to die, then this deity will... fulfill you!"

In an instant, dozens of rock cavalry turned around and accelerated in unison!
Rumbling, rumbling, like the deep thunder in the afternoon clouds, hundreds of iron hooves struck the bluestone street with a terrifying aura, splashing dense hot dazzling sparks!
In a blink of an eye, the distance between the two sides is getting closer and closer, one hundred feet, eighty feet, fifty feet, thirty feet...

save people!The Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia were stunned and wanted to rush to the rescue!

However, it is too late!

Kacha, accompanied by a low sound of gold and iron, dozens of rock cavalry raised their spears in unison, and the sharp spears were like a dark dense jungle, shining with cold and ruthless terror!
Do not!The Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia had just rushed halfway, and could only watch helplessly as Xu Zhihu was completely torn into... eh?

In an instant, a sudden change occurred!

Click, click, click, amidst the continuous metal clicks, the oncoming Dodge Tomahawk actually disintegrated into countless cyan metal cubes at this moment, and then reassembled and condensed in an instant, transforming into a stunned bus... …

Uh, that's right, it's a bus, the one with two floors!

The six-storey-high metal car body looks like a huge iron box, condescendingly rolling over along the long street, the deafening horns blare wildly along the way, and two bright high-beam lights shoot straight over, almost without a trace. There is no public morality at all, and within a moment, the huge red "5" on the front of the car has clearly caught everyone's eyes...

Well, that’s not a big deal, the most speechless thing is that this No. 5 double-decker bus rushed over with a roar, and at the same time it was still playing the recording very loudly—"Liu Lang Wen Ying is here, Liu Lang Wen Ying is here, get off Passengers, please pay attention, passengers who get off the bus, please pay attention..."

Your uncle, did I have hallucinations?

At this moment, the Bull Demon King, Yan Chixia, and the Red-eyed Bat Demon were all dumbfounded, so that the dozens of rock cavalry who were charging violently were slightly confused and stagnant.

"This, this, this..." The cold wind whizzed past, and the stunned red-eyed bat demon finally came to his senses, and almost subconsciously blurted out, "You, you, what kind of mount is this?"

good question!
Xu Zhihu was sitting on the driver's seat, turning the steering wheel violently, while hugging the staring-eyed Lady Shiji, and did not forget to explain very seriously: "Ahem, did you see the word 5? My mount, It was the Hangzhou bus company who became a master after hundreds of years of practice, and then comprehended the avenue on the West Lake bus line... No. 5 double-decker bus..."

Before the word "car" could be said, the roaring No. 5 double-decker bus rushed over, carrying a terrifying impact, and collided head-on with dozens of iron cavalry charging at high speed!
boom!
In an instant, the entire long street was shaken, and the turbulent and boiling air waves formed a huge vortex, rolling up fragmented rock fragments, which scattered like a storm!

Without any suspense, dozens of iron cavalry were like raging raging waves, crashing head-on into the steep cliff with thousands of feet, some flew upside down, some were broken at the waist, and the few iron cavalry hit by the huge front of the car were even more unlucky. First, he was directly hit and flew tens of feet away, and then he was crushed viciously by the wheels...

Well, this picture is really beautiful!
Look at the No. 5 double-decker bus again. After such a tragic frontal impact, only the front bumper was slightly deformed. After a slight pause, it was crushed by the roar of the engine again, and it was about to hit the road. When approaching the house, the horn was suddenly honked and there was a screeching brake.

"Come, come, get in the car!" Xu Zhihu poked his head out of the cab, and waved at the stunned Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia, "Yes, do you have any coins? If you don't have any coins, remember to ask someone to change them!"

What the hell is the coin? The Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia were completely dumbfounded, and just watched the front door open with a dull face: "Uh, old, old Xu, your horse's belly is curious..."

boom!
Before I finished speaking, the No. 5 double-decker bus started rapidly. Under the huge inertia, the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia were thrown out directly, and they finally grabbed the pull rings and climbed up with difficulty.

"Sit tight!" Xu Zhihu slammed on the accelerator, and did not forget to press the recording button, "Passengers on the bus, please go back, passengers on the bus, please go back, please make way for the elderly and pregnant women in need." seat……"

Dumbfounded, the Red-Eyed Bat Demon clutched its broken claws dumbfoundedly, just watching the double-decker bus rushing up: "Bastard, bastard, how dare... no! Go around and attack from a distance with a spear! "

Finally reacting, this guy roared hysterically and his whole body trembled violently with anger.

Receiving its reminder, the remaining dozen or so rock cavalry immediately mobilized their war horses, crazily chasing after them with roaring iron hooves, and with a long howl, dozens of pitch-black spears roared and shot out in unison!
Boom boom boom!Boom boom boom!Boom boom boom!
Even if it is a magic weapon, no matter how strong it is, the whole bus is still shaking violently after being bombarded so violently, especially the rear of the bus, which has no resistance, was directly distorted and deformed by the bombardment, even the windows were shattered Mostly.

"Be careful!" The Bull Demon King exclaimed, subconsciously lowered his head suddenly, and watched a spear smash through the rear window glass and hit the back of the driver's seat heavily. The tail of the spear was still buzzing and shaking violently.

"Khan, do you want to be so accurate?" Xu Zhihu turned his head speechlessly, looked at the spear behind him, and suddenly pressed the recording button with a strange face—"Passengers, please pay attention, the vehicle is about to turn, please Pull the armrest..."

Uh?turn?armrest?
The Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia stared at each other, and suddenly had a very bad feeling: "Wait, wait a minute, handrail, what is a handrail... Puff! Your uncle!"

Before he could find the handrail, Xu Zhihu turned the steering wheel violently and made a sharp turn in the No. 5 double-decker bus!
The red-eyed bat demon was chasing up with a murderous rock cavalry, and suddenly saw the No. 5 double-decker bus honking its horn, turning around and crushing it viciously, and couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ..."

Before the words were finished, the condescending double-decker bus roared up and directly hit the iron cavalry in front!
The dozen or so rock cavalry behind finally reacted, hurriedly turned around and rode their horses to spread out, and dozens of pitch-black spears roared and shot out again, causing the entire bus body to vibrate violently.

"Hey, hey, is it expensive to repair a car?" Xu Zhihu hugged the lovely and pitiful lady Shiji with one hand, and slammed the steering wheel with the other.

In a blink of an eye, the huge double-decker bus was on a rampage like a drunk driver, turning left and right for a while, turning sharply for a while and backing up, chasing the red-eyed bat demon and the rock cavalry to escape crazily——

boom!Turning sharply to the left, several rock cavalry were stunned, watching the huge body press down fiercely!
boom!Drifting to the right, the rear of the car swept over with the sound of howling wind, and several rock cavalry were sent flying!

Ga!Braking on the brakes, the rock cavalry who were chasing behind did not have time to stop, and suddenly stunned and collided together!
Tears were streaming down my face, and under the action of huge inertia, the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia in the carriage were in a miserable state. The two guys were like kites with broken strings, staggering back and forth, their noses bruised and their faces swollen and dizzy. dazzled.

After another sharp turn, Yan Chixia rolled directly from the rear of the car to the edge of the gasoline tank, and was thrown out again, tightly against the glass window: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , still want to vomit, can I get out of the car first?"

"Don't worry, you have to trust my driving skills." Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, "I think back then, when I took the bus in Wuhan, I stood next to the driver every day to watch how he drove... Well, you have seen it from you. When whizzing by, can the 521 route distort time and space?"

While speaking, the rampant No. 5 double-decker bus had already cleaned the entire long street, and then made a sharp turn and continued to rush over with murderous intent.

how come?How could this be?
The Red-Eyed Bat Demon's face was distorted, and he couldn't help but feel horrified. Seeing that the No. 5 double-decker bus was still going on, he rushed towards this direction frantically, and suddenly flapped his wings in panic... bang!

Just as it rose into the air, it suddenly fell heavily. It was only when I was dizzy that I suddenly realized that it seemed that I had just released the air banning technique...

That's too late!

In an instant, under the bright high-beam headlights that came straight on, the No. 5 double-decker bus slammed into it fiercely, crushing all obstacles along the way into pieces!
"No! Don't! Don't kill me!" The Red-eyed Bat Demon backed away with a desperate scream until it hit the solid wall behind him, "Stop, stop, I can take you to Montenegro, and I can tell you the story of the old demon in Montenegro." anything!"

"Uh, do you think I don't want to stop?" Xu Zhihu slammed on the brakes speechlessly, "The problem now is that the brakes seem a bit..."

Crunch!

Amidst the ear-piercing sound of rubbing, the No. 5 double-decker bus slid towards it crazily. The tires rubbed against the ground violently, bringing with it the green smoke full of burning smell, and finally stopped in a thrilling moment just as it was about to hit the wall.

Just three inches short, three inches short!

The poor red-eyed bat demon clings to the wall, looking at the front of the car that is less than three inches away from him, suddenly he can't help but burst into tears, woo woo, thank God, thank God, if I hadn't reacted quickly, I'm afraid now Has been……

boom!
Before the words were finished, the No. 5 bus that had just stopped suddenly bumped forward without warning, and then... cough, accident, it was really just an accident!
What can I say, facing the rock fragments all over the floor that can't be put together with glue, Xu Zhihu can only scratch his head guiltily: "Then what, this car is a bit capricious, sometimes... eh, Lao Yan, Why are you kneeling on the floor?"

Who is Lao Yan, who is Lao Yan?

In the smoky carriage, the Bull Demon King and Yan Chixia opened their mouths wide open, their jaws dislocated and messy in the wind, they just knelt on the floor with their eyes straight—uh, don’t ask, don’t ask why we kneeled Read it!
In the eerie silence, Yan Chixia climbed out of the car with a dazed face, looked up at the huge "mount" standing in front of her, then at Xu Zhihu who was unbuttoning her seat belt, and then at the huge "mount" ", and then looked at Xu Zhihu...

After a while, he finally couldn't help turning his head and looked at the Bull Demon King who was also dumbfounded: "Well, I heard people say that Old Xu may be the only son of a big man in West Kunlun, and he still ran away from home?"

Don't say anything, don't say anything, the bull devil burst into tears, looked up at the sky sadly, blah blah blah, so I hate this second generation of immortals the most, and came to our Dongjiang to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers Forget it, you still have to grab a girl from us...

"Huh?" Speaking of sister, Empress Shiji, who had fainted just now, suddenly woke up in a daze.

She stared blankly for a few seconds, turned her head in surprise, looked at the huge No. 5 double-decker bus, then at Yan Chixia and the Bull Demon King who were crying together, and finally noticed that they were drinking milk Shocked Xu Zhihu——

"Phase... No, Zhihu, where did our bridal chamber go just now?"

(End of this chapter)