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Chapter 58 Where's My Notebook?
Xu Zhihu deeply suspected that Empress Shiji's snake spirit disease was a fake, otherwise, why would her illness not occur early or late, come so timely every time, and then suddenly recover just right?
Just like now, as the red-eyed bat demon was smashed into pieces, the pitiful "Nie Xiaoqian", who was still pear blossoms and raining just now, suddenly turned back into the mother of the world, and she didn't know where to get that picture The big pink bed seriously means that it is too late to go to sleep, as the so-called severe lack of sleep is the natural enemy of women...

"How could it be? Snake spirit disease never ages." Xu Zhihu slandered silently, and couldn't help but look at her resentfully, "By the way, ma'am, when you provide information next time, can you give me a little more information?" Confirm the credibility?"

"Don't worry about those details." Empress Shiji lay down on the bed with a smile, "At least the result is very good, not only the third clone was solved, but also the fourth clone was solved together, by the way, speaking of this , Zhihu, your mount is very fresh!"

"No, thank you!" Xu Zhihu replied solemnly.

Don't worry, in order to make the electric car evolve from the Dodge Tomahawk to the No. 5 bus, our family spent a whole three thousand spirit stones, and invested all the money we earned from the Lanruo Temple restaurant recently!

"Borrow it! Borrow it!" Empress Shiji put her hands together and looked at him without integrity, "I can pay the rent, just like the pen or something last time..."

"Huh?" Speaking of the notebook, Xu Zhihu suddenly remembered: "By the way, ma'am, why didn't I see my laptop? Have you stopped playing games recently?"

"Of course there is... eh?" Madam Shiji waved her hand casually, but her eyes suddenly became dull in the middle of the sentence: "Master, Mr. Xiang, what happened just now, I seem to have heard someone talking about it?"

"Then what, it's useless to pretend to be amnesia or snake spirit." Xu Zhihu looked at her seriously.

"Well, my heart hurts so much, I feel like I'm going to fall ill again." Empress Shiji trembled and covered her heart.

"Don't make trouble, the heart is on the right, thank you." Xu Zhihu continued to look at her seriously.

Forget it, finally realized that escaping is useless, Empress Shiji could only sigh helplessly: "Okay, okay, it's actually like this, when I was playing games a few days ago, I was a little excited, and ended up being careless. When I met the tea next to me..."

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu spit out milk, damn, my notebook cost a total of five thousand oceans, okay?
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, I've already found someone to repair it." Empress Shiji quickly explained, "Don't worry, I specially found the best craftsman in Eastern Xinjiang, and used the rarest material from the Hundred Thousand Monster Mountains. , I promise it will be fixed in a few days, really!"

"I don't count on it anymore!" Xu Zhihu looked at the sky speechlessly with tears streaming down his face, "Steam you in soy sauce, unless that craftsman has also learned computer maintenance, otherwise, the notebook I bought with frugality is considered a Totally hopeless.

"How could it be, you have to trust me." Empress Shiji was obviously a little guilty, and quickly changed the subject, "Okay, okay, since the matter has been resolved smoothly, then Bengong will go back to Baigu Mountain and help you by the way." Supervise the repair of the notebook."

"Huh? So fast?" Xu Zhihu was very surprised, "Didn't you say that you want to help us deal with the old demon of Montenegro?"

"That's right, I've already dealt with it for you." Empress Shiji turned her head with a smile, pointing to the rock fragments all over the ground, "Look, all four clones are dead now, and the monster's vitality has been seriously injured and fell to the ground. At the peak of Renyuan, you two can deal with it together, what else do you need me to do?"

That's true, Xu Zhihu thought about it seriously, then turned to look at Yan Chixia.

Master Yan obviously knew what he was going to say, and immediately raised his head upright and solemnly: "Old Xu, you don't need to say it, that old Black Mountain demon is doing evil, even if you don't say it, Pindao will kill demons for Tian Xingdao! "

Good guy, Xu Zhihu silently clicked 32 likes, and then looked at the Bull Demon King on the other side.

Without even thinking about it, the Bull Demon King rolled his eyes viciously, "You ungrateful bastard, you snatched Sister Chi away last time, and this time you knocked down my stone... Cough, anyway, I want you to help me!" Busy, there are no doors!"

"That's not necessarily true." Empress Shiji suddenly smiled and clapped her hands, "Old Niu, I'm afraid you really have to accompany Zhihu to Heishan and help him get back the mountain god seal of Heishan."

"No, no, why should I help him snatch the Mountain God Seal?" The Bull Demon King was stunned.

"Because, my palace intends to confer him the title of God of the Capital Mountain, and to control Dongming Mountain and Montenegro at the same time." Madam Shiji replied with a smile.

"Huh? God of Dushan? Is this considered a promotion?" Xu Zhihu was surprised.

"Of course!" Empress Shiji looked at him very kindly, "Hey, don't say that I treat you badly, after you become the capital mountain god, the two monster mountains and the monsters in the mountains will all belong to you Take charge, and the magic weapon workshop city in Montenegro, which is getting more and more gold every day, will also become your private property... Oh hehehe, think about it this way, don't you feel a little excited?"

"To be honest, I really don't..." Xu Zhihu replied sincerely.

"Wait, it's not fair!" The Bull Demon King listened with depression on his face, "Why, ma'am, I am also yours, why should this guy be a mountain god, and he needs money to get promoted and get rich? I didn't get anything, and I still want to help him for free?"

"Because I broke his notebook!" Empress Shiji's answer was really justified.

"Pfft!" The Bull Demon King couldn't help spurting blood from his mouth, was there any mistake, the compensation is too generous.

"Sweat..." Xu Zhihu was also speechless, so what, if you break a laptop, you can compensate me for a black mountain. In this way, it seems that I still have a lot of electrical appliances in my house, such as rice... Huh?

As soon as I mentioned the rice cooker, the rice cooker appeared!

In the middle of the air, a cyan glow flew across the long street at high speed like a bird, but suddenly came to a sudden brake, and swooped down on the street like an emergency landing.

The blue light dissipated, and the pot rolled out, screaming excitedly from a distance: "Boss, boss, I found you, oh hehehehe, come back to Lanruo Temple with me to watch the fun, Chijieer Muliu They are about to fight with the Black Mountain old demon!"

"Khan, is it something to be happy about fighting?" Xu Zhihu didn't know what to say.

But if you think about it, the whole city was forcibly demolished before. If the old black mountain demon can bear it, he will be damned. If you think about it with your heels, you will know that when he recovers from the injury he suffered from fighting the giant ape, he will definitely Trouble coming to Lanruo Temple... Well, if you think about it this way, you really have to rush back to help as soon as possible?
"That's right, when I came, Sister Chi and Mu Liu were already preparing for the battle!" Guoguo shook triumphantly, "Don't talk about it, let's go back to watch the fun, I still want to take advantage of the chaos ……what?"

Halfway through the conversation, when it saw the smiling Empress Shiji, or more precisely, the big pink bed under Empress Shiji, it suddenly lit up with a bang: "Hey, I I happen to be missing one in my collection..."

Calm down, calm down, Xu Zhihu quickly pressed it down, and then looked up at Mistress Shiji: "By the way, Mistress, if you have nothing else to do, I'll go back and help fight the group, so that Chichi and the others won't be bullied."

"No problem, I'll give you a ride by the way!" Empress Shiji nodded happily and pointed lightly.

In an instant, a green phosphorus fire skull appeared out of thin air, but it swayed in the wind again, suddenly soared several times, opened its big mouth and swallowed viciously!
The next moment, the phosphorus fire skeleton that swallowed the three people and the Guoguo electric scooter roared into the air and flew towards the southeast at high speed.

Seeing the phosphorus fire skeleton gradually disappearing into the distance, Empress Shiji looked up and waved her hand with a smile: "Come on, Zhihu, I will get the notebook in a few days... Well, when it comes to repairing the notebook, do you want to find Yunxiao?" Sister, how about bringing back the Wannian stalactite?"

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There was a sudden darkness in front of Xu Zhihu's eyes, and when Xu Zhihu recovered from the darkness, he felt as if he was surrounded by phosphorus flames, flying at high speed in mid-air, and beside him were Yan Chixia and the Bull Demon King who were also sent to help...

"What are you looking at?" Facing his strange gaze, the Bull Demon King breathed fiercely, "Let's just say yes, I'll just help grab the mountain god's seal, if you still plan to grab money, magical artifacts, and chicks... Hey, No, if you snatch the chick, I can also help!"

"Yes, yes, as long as you are happy!" Xu Zhihu looked at him speechlessly, after thinking about it, he felt that the relationship should be improved, "Then what, old cow, actually I have something to give you... ..."

"What? What is it?" The Bull Demon King really didn't expect it, and couldn't help but startled.

"I don't have it now, I'll get it for you in a few days." Xu Zhihu approached with a smile, "Actually, it's not a valuable item, it's just..."

"Huh?" The Bull Demon King was furious at first, but soon turned into surprise, and in the end, the bull's eyes widened and he was overjoyed, "Is it true? There is such a thing? Wait, you won't lie to me, will you? "

I promise with integrity, Xu Zhihu looked at him solemnly.

This is what you said, the Bull Demon King looked at him dubiously, and suddenly smiled: "Well, if this is the case, then the previous grievances will be canceled, but let me say yes first, you are not allowed to rob my girl again, otherwise……"

"Uh, can I ask what that thing is?" Yan Chixia looked curiously from the side.

"No!" Xu Zhihu and the Bull Demon King replied in unison, "There is nothing, yes, there is nothing, we are just discussing a very ordinary..."

boom!
Before he finished speaking, the phosphorus fire skull suddenly shook violently, and then swooped down with a roar!

The next moment, before the three of them stood still, they felt their bodies suddenly float into the air, and when they regained their balance, they had already landed on the flat ground.

So fast!In the light of phosphorous fire that gradually dispersed, Xu Zhihu raised his head in surprise, and looked at Lanruo Temple that had appeared in front of him.

After the scuffle the night before, especially after being trampled by Master Yan viciously, the Lanruo Temple at this moment is simply desolate, with broken walls and collapsed houses everywhere, as if it had been forcibly demolished...

"Ahem, I didn't do it on purpose!" Yan Chixia blushed, and quickly changed the subject to look around, "Wait, didn't you say that Sister Chi and the others are about to fight the Black Mountain old demon? Shouldn't..."

boom!
Before the words fell, the gate of Lanruo Temple was kicked open, and the smoke and dust suddenly boiled!
The next moment, under the stunned eyes of the three of them, a large group of beautiful female ghost girls rushed out murderously, wielding swords, guns and halberds, with purple, orange and six little lolis in the middle. , cheering and smiling, excitedly waving the special brick——

"ax?"

"Yes! Just polished!"

"Dry firewood?"

"Yes! I have prepared a lot, and it will be the fastest to burn down the house!"

"Bricks?"

"Yes! Zizi is the best at using this!"

"Well done, our slogan is—"

"If you offend a woman, you will die!"

Very good and powerful. At this moment, Xu Zhihu and the three of them were stunned. After a long, long time, Yan Chixia finally couldn't help wiping off the cold sweat, and carefully pulled the corner of Xu Zhihu's clothes——

"Uh, Old Xu, are you sure...they need help?"

(End of this chapter)