Otaku

Chapter 7
In the middle of the night on Dongming Mountain, the heavy snow was still falling. Xu Zhihu came out of the steaming pansi cave with half a bottle of beer left, and was blown head-on by the cold wind. He couldn't help but sneezed... …

In the pansi hole behind them, six little lolis were already touching their chubby bellies, sleeping soundly under the covers and grinding their teeth. Sister Chi tightened the quilts for them very intimately, and then they fell asleep in the dark. Under the bright lights, weaving spider silk for them to weave little padded jackets for the winter... Wait a minute, is this self-produced and sold?
Xu Zhihu stroked his chin with a strange expression on his face, and then raised his head thoughtfully, looking at the night sky where the heavy snow was flying and intertwined with light and dark, he suddenly had a very unreal feeling: "Uh, so, I have really crossed ?"

Well, I feel a little sad when I think that I will never be able to follow American dramas again, I will never be able to browse through WeChat Moments, and I will never be able to mess around with a group of bad friends. Growing up in an orphanage, at least I don't have to worry about my parents who don't know where they are, and they will anxiously post missing person notices everywhere.

As for now, I have already worn it, accept it or not, as long as it comes, I will be at ease, it is better to seriously think about it, what should I do in the future...

Speaking of which, just now in Pansi Cave, a group of people had a good time eating hot pot, and later drank a whole case of beer. With the help of the dazed alcohol, Sister Chi was dizzy and introduced the world many cases.

In a word, judging from the information we have so far, this oriental world named "Kunwu" is simply a hodgepodge of fairy tales——

The entire Kunwu world has a vast territory and rich products, billions of mortals and people, and there are many disputes among princes and countries. This is the background...

Immediately afterwards, on the basis of this background, there are actually immortals, demons, and ghosts here. Hmm, this is not surprising, but the strange thing is that the forces of these immortals, demons, and ghosts all sound familiar?

Let's put it this way, take Dongming Mountain where it is now as an example. This unremarkable monster mountain is located in the remote northwest of the Kunwu world. There are many birds and beasts in the mountain that have become spirits. Sister and Zizi's pansi holes;
Then, go south along Pansi Cave, and there is Cuiwei Mountain over there. On Cuiwei Mountain, there lives a big monster who likes to snatch relatives, whose name is the Great Bull Demon King; then, go north along Pansi Cave, there There is also Lanruo Temple nearby, where a thousand-year-old tree demon and a group of female ghosts live, and they often cross the border to Pansi Cave to grab business;

That's right, this is just the surrounding area. If you continue to go out and walk around the world of Kunwu, it is said that you can encounter Kunlun Mountain, Emei Peak, Baigu Cave, East China Sea Dragon Palace, Huangquan Difu, Shushan Sword School... …Hmm, let's put it this way, except that there is no Heavenly Court that unifies the Three Realms, everything else is alive here!
It is conceivable that there will inevitably be conflicts and disputes with the existence of these forces with many gods and monsters, and the relationship between the major forces is still very complicated and even chaotic, and they often fight inexplicably, such as the following situation- —

Bull Demon King: The Shushan Sword School is scum, the appraisal is complete (start fighting)
Shushan Sword School: Stupid cow, you are the scum (start fighting)
Peach Blossom Sect: We recently decided to change our minds, so we helped the Shushan Sword Sect (Join)

West Kunlun: Last time we helped Shushan, considering that the group of guys never responded, this time we helped the Bull Demon King (join)
Ancestor in green robe: I am not targeting anyone, what I mean is, you are all scum
Well, it's confusing and dangerous!

Xu Zhihu swears that when he heard the formation of this world just now, he was stunned for two hours before he came back to his senses. Even if he had accepted the fact of time travel and looked up at the night sky in a daze, he still felt a little unbelievable ——

Stop making trouble, I'm just a cartoonist, and I'm just a cartoonist who can't take care of himself at home. What are you going to do? Do you want me to practice against the sky in this hodgepodge world? Or do you want me? Open a big harem and pick up girls by the way...

When it comes to girls, girls appear!
With a creak, Sister Chi also came out of the silk hole, still whizzing the silk in her mouth, and in a blink of an eye, she wove a naive doll, which is probably going to be given to her six younger sisters as a New Year's gift.

This is actually okay, Xu Zhihu watched in awe, and the two of them looked at each other in front of the Pansi Cave, staring at each other for a long time, Sister Chi finally stretched out a little embarrassed: "Ah, ah, I was so exhausted, I wove silk for Zizi and the others to knit sweaters, padded jackets, and trousers and socks, and the silk was almost used up..."

A good sister in China, definitely a good sister in China!

Xu Zhihu watched in awe, but couldn't help being a little curious: "By the way, Chichi, Zizi and the others are your biological sisters, why am I in the novel... Uh, what I mean is, you have been staying there all this time. Pansidong, who is both father and mother to take care of them?"

Take care of me, Sister Chi rolled her eyes angrily, tapped her sore waist lightly, but then slightly narrowed her glass-like crimson eyes, looking up at the snowy night sky——

Well, speaking of it, that seems like a long time ago!
In the dark and chaotic depths of Pansi Cave, six silver-white spider eggs were slightly shattered. Under the flickering light red fire, six weak and trembling little silver-white spiders crawled out of the egg shells staggeringly...

For weaklings, the outside world is really too dangerous. Fortunately, when they came to this world, they saw a smiling face——

"Sister, sister, are you our real sister?"

"When...Of course, be good, I will take good care of you!"

"Sister, sister, there was a scary tiger chasing us just now, and it said it wanted us for dessert!"

"It's okay, I'll turn that guy into a dessert later!"

"Sister, sister, we just dreamed about a strange woman, she said she was mother...well, what is mother?"

"Mom, mom... Well, that means sister!"

Very interesting past, recalling those scenes back then, Sister Chi couldn't help raising the corners of her mouth slightly: "Speaking of which, it really is destined, when I happened to run into the cave and met... Hey, what do you want to do?" Well, what's that expression?"

There was nothing, Xu Zhihu immediately sat upright, saying that he absolutely did not see tears in the corner of his eyes or anything.

Hmph, Sister Chi proudly raised her swan-like jade neck, thought for a while and then turned her head: "Again, Zhihu, what is your wish?"

Well, Xu Zhihu thought about it seriously: "Does it count as eating and waiting to die?"

Pfft, Sister Chi looked at him speechlessly, as if looking at a strange creature: "You, are you serious?"

That's right, Xu Zhihu replied confidently: "I don't have any lofty ideals, as long as I can live here in Dongming Mountain, play games, eat and bask in the sun every day. Is your goal to conquer Kunwu?"

"No, I only intend to conquer that rouge gouache shop at the bottom of the mountain." Sister Chi is very honest, "But, then again, the world is very chaotic now, I know you want to stay in Dongming Mountain to eat and eat, etc. Death is actually not easy."

Talking nonsense, Xu Zhihu scratched his head with emotion.

Who says it's not, there will be a map cannon outside at any time, and Dongming Mountain is not a safe haven. Aside from the mighty Kunlun of the Shushan Sword Sect, the Bull Demon King who just failed to snatch a marriage may kill him at any time. come to...

"At the end of the day, even if you are eating and waiting to die, you have to have the capital to eat and die." Xu Zhihu turned his head thoughtfully, and looked at the old house under the night in the pine forest in the distance.
"Then again, I probably know what I want, but what about you, Chichi, do you have any wishes?"

"A lot!" Sister Chi didn't even have to think about it, she wrung her fingers and began to calculate seriously, "First, I hope that there will be more and more Kaizi nearby; second, when will the rouge gouache shop in Fangshi be able to discount? Again, I want to raise Zizi and the others well..."

Admit it, you're a girlie!

Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly, but couldn't help feeling sympathetic: "Speaking of which, it's not easy, is it?"

Who said no, Sister Chi sighed with emotion, and said in her heart that as a monster, I am under a lot of pressure. There are people outside who want to snatch the marriage, and the support of the six younger sisters is very expensive. Occasionally, people come to snatch business Grab the site...

"It's safe, it's safe." Xu Zhihu touched her fragrant shoulder to express comfort, "We are all neighbors, and it's rare to meet each other by fate. I will help within the scope of my ability."

"Really?" Sister Chi turned to look at him.

"Of course!" Xu Zhihu replied with a smile, took out two bottles of beer from his arms, bit the lid with his teeth and handed them over, "Come on, cheers, let's celebrate that we have officially become neighbors. Neighbors help each other and love each other. distant relative."

"Uh... Cheers!" Sister Chi took the beer and touched him lightly.

The wine bottle made a light knocking sound, and the two of them looked at each other so foolishly, as if they had nothing to say suddenly, under the snowy night, the two sat side by side, each other could detect Seeing the breathing of the other party, it seems that even the heartbeat is a bit synchronized...

After a long while, Sister Chi put down the beer bottle, her cheeks blushed slightly, and she turned her head with a dazed look: "By the way, Zhihu, you have nothing else to do except stay in Dongming Mountain and wait for death. plan?"

"Well, what must be said..." Xu Zhihu thought about it seriously, "I also plan to find a gentle and virtuous girl to start a family here and have a large group of children. When the time comes, I will tell the children Stories, she wove by the fire..."

Pfft, before he could finish, he was stuck to the wall by spider webs!

"Who, who is going to marry you?" Sister Chi looked at him with a blushing face, and immediately flashed away arrogantly.

"Damn it, I just said weaving..." Xu Zhihu suddenly felt that this silly girl seemed to have misunderstood something.

It's useless to say anything, the half-drunk Sister Chi has already fled away in a daze, in the howling cold wind, it seems that the heavy snow is getting bigger and bigger, Xu Zhihu is very speechless and sticks to the wall, but can't help but hit sneeze--

"Wait, wait, run away and run away, you can't get rid of me first... Ah, Ah Choo!"

(End of this chapter)