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Chapter 8 Sister Chi's Big Business

It snowed heavily all night, and Dongming Mountain was covered with snow in the early morning. The entrance of Pansi Cave was mostly blocked by snow, and the old houses in the pine forest were white everywhere, even under the eaves. A row of transparent ice ridges.

Under the golden sun in the early morning, an electric car dragged a long blue cloud, whistling over the snow-capped hot spring, rolling up snow along the way, a black bear was almost hit on the head, and couldn't help but look towards Waving the bear's paw at the electric car that was going far away, he yelled angrily: "Bastard, you run so fast, you rush to reincarnate!"

"Sorry, sorry." Xu Zhihu turned her head and apologized innocently, and couldn't help turning her head to look at Sister Chi who was sitting behind him, and the six little radishes who were lying on Sister Chi's back like a pile of arhats Li.

"Turn left, turn left." Sister Chi was wearing a pair of borrowed sunglasses, looking at the snow-covered hillside in the distance, "Cross that hillside and drive south for a few miles, we can reach Dongming Lake The monsters are in the market."

A beautiful lady in a red dress in an ancient costume, paired with modern sunglasses, this style of painting is really strange.

Xu Zhihu couldn't help scratching his head with a weird face, and patted the car seat lightly, and the electric car rushed out again: "Uh, if you go to Youkaifang City, just go to Youkaifang City, why am I still serious?" How about overloading the seven of you?"

Cough cough, speaking of this, in fact, we have to push the time forward——

After chatting with Sister Chi for a while last night, and after accepting the fact of time travel, he now knows what he is going to do.

Yes, no matter how dangerous and chaotic this world is, at least our family’s primary goal right now is to live in Dongming Mountain, practice against the sky, kill people, seize treasures and climb to the top... Bah, bah, no, it’s just eating and waiting to die Live your life with peace of mind!

But then again, it doesn't seem to be an easy task to achieve the goal of eating and waiting to die. God knows when those powerful people outside will randomly fire map guns, so in this case, as a person who doesn't know how to practice at all The guy at least needs to have someone to rely on.

And speaking of support, there is no doubt that his biggest support now is the old house and those daily necessities that have been refined into magical instruments.

Judging from the current situation, the level and power of these strange magical weapons are very low, but in the area around Dongming Mountain, it is still no problem to use them for self-defense, as long as you don't be stupid enough to go out and plant flags to attract hatred.

However, the serious problem before us is that no matter what kind of magic weapon it is, it needs to consume spiritual energy to maintain and activate it...

But Xu Zhihu doesn't know how to practice, so at present, he can only rely on the automatic operation of the house to absorb spiritual energy from Dongming Mountain's spiritual veins, but obviously, this absorption speed is obviously not as fast as the consumption speed, so that it takes less than a day. The aura veins on the walls of the room have dimmed a lot.

Because of this, when I visited Pansi Cave again this morning, Xu Zhihu specially gave Sister Chi a makeup mirror, and then, taking advantage of her enthusiasm, asked insincerely how to quickly obtain spiritual energy.

As it turned out, the pretty girl in the red dress was happily studying the makeup mirror at the time, when she heard this question, she didn't even think about it, and just blurted out——

"Spiritual stones! If you want to get spiritual energy quickly, just grab the spiritual stones!"

It's really simple and rude. When Xu Zhihu heard the word rob, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, but Sister Chi and the six little lolis still took it for granted, as if they were discussing going to the vegetable market to buy two catties of pork ...

Fortunately, after a while, looking at Xu Zhihu's "you have fallen" eyes, Sister Chi finally put down the makeup mirror resentfully: "Okay, okay, if you don't grab it, don't grab it, then let's do a small business To earn... Well, if I remember correctly, there seems to be a monster market at the bottom of Dongming Lake nearby, and I also want to sell things, why don't we go together?"

That's about the same, Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, thinking that this suggestion is good, although he couldn't think of what kind of business he could do for a while, but it's good to go to Yaofang first, and just investigate the market.

However, it was the first time he went out for a long time after crossing. For the sake of safety, he carefully prepared for half an hour first, and deliberately stuffed a lot of daily magical weapons for self-defense into the mountain bag. By the way, this mountain bag is also It was refined into a magic weapon, a bit similar to a storage ring, and the internal space is large enough to hold two refrigerators.

Then, of course, I rode the electric bike and set off, but there was a small problem here——

The six little lolis had never seen such a fresh "mount". After seeing them, they all raised their hands and asked for a test ride. Zhihu drives in the front, seven beauties of all ages pile up on top of Arhats in the back, and a car with eight people is seriously overloaded and drives to Dongming Lake...

"Khan, it's a good thing there is no uncle traffic policeman here." Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, but couldn't help but look back.

Because the weather was very cold, the six little lolis crowded in the back seat were all wearing thick padded jackets, and they looked like six colorful round balls from a distance.

On the other hand, Sister Chi, who was holding her waist, was still wearing a bright red spider silk skirt and a pair of snow-white slender feet, even though the weather was bitingly cold, which fully verified the correlation between beauty and cold resistance.

Not only that, but today she is like those Persian dancers, showing a soft and slender waist. On the snow-white navel, there is a delicate silver bell inlaid. When the cold wind blows, the bell shakes lightly , making a crisp sound from time to time.

"Hmph, look silly?" Sister Chi raised her swan jade neck proudly, but couldn't help but secretly let out a sigh of relief. It's okay, it's okay, it seems that the Lun family's beauty value has not declined a few days ago , but this guy didn't notice at all.

"Yes, yes, I remembered that silly cat I raised..." Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, and then changed the subject very wisely before Sister Chi's almond eyes widened, "By the way, that monster workshop Where is the city, have you arrived yet?"

"It's here, didn't you see it?" Sister Chi looked at him strangely.

"Where?" Xu Zhihu subconsciously turned his head to look around, but a few seconds later, when he saw the surrounding environment clearly, he suddenly opened his mouth speechlessly, "Uh, what do you care, it's called... Fangshi? "

Well, it's no wonder that he has such a reaction. It's really this so-called square market, no matter how you look at it, it looks like... er, a vegetable market?

There are no shops, let alone teahouses and restaurants. In fact, a flat land is created by the lake, and all kinds of strange monsters gather here, holding all kinds of strange things and yelling loudly, like black people with unknown origins. Medicinal herbs, such as a half-broken long-handled broadsword, and even some tattered and incomplete cheat books...

The most speechless thing is that there is an immortal tortoise spirit in the middle, grabbing a wild boar spirit passing by, and winking in a mysterious way: "Tsk tsk tsk, this one, I think you have a clear bone and outstanding talent. It is destined to unify the demon world... It just so happens that I have a method of training demon flames, which was passed down by the ancient demon king... Hey, hey, don't go, five spirit stones, only five spirit stones!"

Nima, this stalk is too old, Xu Zhihu burst into tears, thinking that I must have gone to the wrong place.

You didn't make a mistake, Sister Chi was confident and confident: "What do you think, our Yaozu are not those cultivators, why should we talk about ostentation, besides, the Dongming Mountain area is already very desolate, and it would be nice to have a market. "

It makes sense, Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat with emotion, but at this moment, those monsters around finally smelled the anger, and they all turned their heads viciously: "Bastard, how could there be a human race coming into Fangshi, smelling it?" Get up...well, it smells, it seems to be very suitable for braised in soy sauce!"

Khan, Xu Zhihu suddenly felt that he could consider withdrawing, but before he had time to get out of the way, Sister Chi's almond eyes widened, and she stared around angrily: "Everyone is shot, this is me, uh, Relatives of my family!"

Not to mention, after being glared at by Sister Chi so angrily, the monsters around immediately dispersed wisely, and of course secretly slandered, where did the spider spirit come from its human relatives.

"Hey, Chi Chi, do you seem to have a high prestige?" Xu Zhihu was really a little awed.

"Of course, of course." Zizi and the other six raised their little hands proudly when they heard this, "My sister has the highest cultivation level, and she is also the number one beauty in Dongming Mountain. She is very beautiful in a radius of five hundred miles." famous!"

"What nonsense are you telling the truth!" Sister Chi was elated, but of course she still had to say a few words of modesty, "Ahem, actually, although I can really rely on my face for a living, in fact, I prefer to use my strength and talent to make money." Have a meal……"

As for morality, elder sister, your morality, Xu Zhihu was very speechless about this, seeing that Sister Chi wanted to praise herself for her unparalleled beauty, so she quickly changed the subject: "Ah, by the way, when it comes to Fangshi, Chichi, you plan to come What are you selling here?"

Is there even a question?Sister Chi blinked triumphantly, but she was not in a hurry to sell it immediately, but took out the rouge powder from her arms first.

After dressing up for a long time, she straightened her slightly messy hair in front of the makeup mirror she just got, and then she nodded in satisfaction, then took out a mat made of lantern grass, and spread it on the ground carefully. .

"Uh, what do you want to do?" Xu Zhihu suddenly had a bad feeling.

Before he could react, Sister Chi had already adjusted her red skirt and blouse. In broad daylight, she was so pitiful and soft that she knelt down on the straw mat. And out of nowhere, a coffin was conjured up, and it was placed heavily on the edge of the straw mat.

God knows what's in this coffin, but the next moment, the six little lolitas suddenly had red eyes, and they all threw themselves on Sister Chi's body, and burst into tears in a very neat way——

"Wuuuuuu! Sell your body to bury your husband, sell your body to bury your husband, the most beautiful woman in Dongming Mountain, fresh out of the oven... Buy one get six free, six lovely younger sisters, only 998 Lingshi, only 998, Don’t miss it when you pass by!”

(End of this chapter)