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Chapter 9
Never overestimate a goblin's integrity, if she has such a thing as integrity...

On the second day after crossing, Xu Zhihu deeply understood this truth, Nima, this is okay, in broad daylight, in full view, the seven of you actually cheated in public, I said, a group of poor Knowing what an outrageous spider spirit can sell, I dare to sell myself to bury my husband...

"What's the problem?" Sister Chi glanced at him confidently, and she didn't forget to wipe her eyes with ginger, and then continued to kneel on the straw mat with moist eyes and tears.

The six little lolitas are also very proficient, and they yelled "buy one, get six free" in a childish voice. The six baby fat cheeks, paired with big watery eyes, are so cute. If Xu Zhihu didn't know If there is inside information, it is estimated that they will not be able to resist taking out their wallets.

What's even more strange is that none of the monsters around were surprised when they saw such a clumsy performance. On the contrary, a few bear monsters enthusiastically started to place bets, betting that Sister Chi and the others could fool a few winners today...

"I'm curious, how many times have you sold it?" Xu Zhihu was sweating.

"Not a few times, at least seventeen or eight times, only five or six times of success." Sister Chi bit her cherry lips in distress, "No way, the monsters in the mountains are too familiar, so it's not easy to succeed, so I just cheated." A new face from outside."

I lost, Xu Zhihu raised his head and looked up at the sky silently, thinking in this situation, you can still succeed five or six times, are the heads of those Kaizi monsters filled with Xizhilang jelly?
Facts have proved that there are always idiots in this world. In just two hours, five or six monsters actually came to ask the price. One was only willing to pay fifty spirit stones, and seriously asked if he could pay in installments...

roll!For this shameless act of wanting to take advantage, Sister Chi refused very politely.

After another hour, her knees were a little sore from kneeling, she couldn't help supporting her slender waist, and sighed sadly: "Ah, ah, it seems that today is not enough, alas, these days, people and People's basic trust is gone, and the world is going downhill!"

"Damn it, do you still have the face to say such a thing?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately.

Seeing that the six little girls were about to fall asleep, he finally sighed, and patted Sister Chi's shoulder: "Forget it, forget it, relying on you to earn spirit stones, it may not be possible until this time next year." ……Ok?"

Just as he was saying that, there was a sudden wave of frenzied waves in Dongting Lake not far away.

Immediately afterwards, in the boiling water, a turtle demon jumped ashore panting and holding two sledgehammers, and his eyebrows danced from a distance: "Wow ha ha ha, big business, big business, big business!" Business is on the way!"

In an instant, the whole demon workshop was silent at first, and then there was a commotion. The monsters who were bargaining dropped their goods together, and they did not know where to conjure shining machetes and axes, and suddenly surrounded them with murderous looks: "Where, where are you?" Well, where is Kaizi?"

Don't get in the way, before he finished speaking, the guy who asked the question was kicked away by Sister Chi.

Just now she was kneeling on the straw mat like a pretty and pitiful beauty, but in the blink of an eye, she pulled out two three-foot-long machetes from under her red skirt, and jumped up with a smile on her face: "Kaizi? How lucky is he?" How much? Is it sticky? Is there a backstage?"

Oh my, Xu Zhihu looked awe-inspiring, and couldn't help but look at the flimsy Chi sister, wondering where the two machetes were hidden just now?
But at this time, the turtle demon who was surrounded by groups was already wiping profusely sweat and stammered: "Then what, when our family came to the demon workshop just now, we saw a local tyrant Taoist passing by outside the mountain, wearing a magic weapon. , with a big pocket, driving a Yunxia speeding car, declaring that he wants to occupy our Dongming Mountain, and bringing a few beautiful vixens from Nanyun Cave..."

Isn't it true that a group of monsters were fascinated by this, and couldn't help but rub their hands together, but they were suddenly angry: "Beasts, actually want to occupy our Dongming Mountain, and dare to poach our corners, labor and management have no time to molested... By the way, What kind of cultivation is that guy?"

It's hard to say, the turtle demon rubbed his head in distress: "I'm far away, and I can probably see the cultivation of that local tyrant Taoist priest, probably at the high level of Renyuan..."

When it comes to cultivation, it is necessary to mention the division of cultivation in the Kunwu world. It is worth noting that all the immortals, demons, and ghosts in the Kunwu world actually have a unified division of cultivation, from low to high. Divided into human yuan, earth yuan, heaven yuan, and saint yuan, and each yuan can be further subdivided into elementary, middle, high, and peak levels.

Take Sister Chi as an example. Her cultivation is the highest in Dongming Mountain. For more than ten years, she has stayed at the middle level of Renyuan, while other monsters in Dongming Mountain are slightly weaker. Between the ranks, from this point of view, the Taoist priest who declared that he wanted to occupy Dongming Mountain seemed to have a slightly higher level of cultivation than the demons in Dongming Mountain.

"Well, this is a bit difficult to deal with." A large group of monsters looked at each other, and then looked at Sister Chi together, there was no way, among so many monsters, Sister Chi was the one with the highest cultivation.

"Well..." Sister Chi hesitated a little.

But at this time, the turtle demon shook his head and added: "By the way, that guy is really rich. I think he has a big pocket, and he wants a few vixens to spend the night with him. If he makes a move, he will get five hundred spirits." ……what?"

Needless to say, a large group of monsters who were still hesitating just now rushed out with a murderous look.

Sister Chi took the lead, clutching the silver-white spider silk and whizzing and jumping in the forest, her red skirt fluttering in the wind, pointing the direction like a flag: "Copy guy, follow up, kill that bastard, I will seven you three!" , No, I am eight and you two!"

"Wait, then what should I do, stay and take care of the child?" Xu Zhihu stood there speechless.

Before finishing talking, the six little lolitas were already babbling and cheering, and rushed out with a brick in their hands. When Zizi passed by him, she kindly handed him a brick: "Come on, Brother, take your self-defense, and you can use it to hit the sap later!"

Thank you, Xu Zhihu was so moved that tears filled his eyes, and then he was dragged by six little lolitas, and he couldn't help following the robbery group.

Sooner or later, a large group of monsters picked up the guy and rushed down Dongming Mountain with a murderous look.

Seeing the vast wasteland in front of her, Sister Chi descended from the sky holding the silver-white spider silk, and raised her jade hand. In an instant, a large group of monsters all got down together and crawled silently in the bushes.

It didn't take long, and sure enough, I saw the rays of light shining in the distance, and a glistening golden cloud speeding car appeared on the horizon, driving towards this direction at a fast speed——

The Yunxia Flying Chariot of Xiaguang Ruicai is a high-end car at a glance. The carriage is covered with colorful magic circles, which makes people dizzy and awe-inspiring at a glance. Even the twelve majestic dragon-scaled horses pulling the cart , they actually wear blue jade with light feather technique on their foreheads...

"Your uncle's, is this car the Wuxiayun car produced by Tiangongfang?" The demons of Dongming Mountain were stunned, and hundreds of pairs of eyes were shining green.

No reason, no reason, it is said that this kind of Wuxiayun car is the top car produced by Tiangongfang. Only six cars are sold every year, and they are hand-cast by twelve master craftsmen. It is said that I have a car in my hand. As long as you stop for a quarter of an hour in front of the mountain gate of the ordinary sect, more than a dozen beautiful female monks will come to ask for directions...

Look at the yellow-robed Taoist priest in the car again. Although his face is full of fat, his whole body is shining with gold. His two fat hands are holding a few cute vixens. The situation is absolutely necessary.

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, a large group of monsters gritted their teeth and couldn't help bursting into tears collectively. Sister Chi took out a handkerchief and wiped the crystal tears from the corners of her eyes sadly.

The world of the rich is indeed beyond our comprehension. Think about the fact that the Lun family has to raise six younger sisters, and even the rouge and gouache can only be bought in futures. Look at this local rich bastard who doesn't know where...

While talking, the Wuxiayun car has arrived at the foot of the mountain gorgeously, and the few charming fox spirits sitting in the car looked at the fat yellow-robed Taoist priest in the middle with all kinds of shyness and tenderness: "I hate you!" ! This Daoist, what are you going to do to the slave sisters?"

Oh hehehehe, the yellow-robed Taoist priest with a fat face was in high spirits, and he grabbed a fox spirit's light white hand, and said with a smile: "Infinite Life Buddha, the poor Taoist name Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, came from the main altar of our religion, and was ordered to come here With the establishment of a sub-helm, the young ladies are really beautiful, why not just be obedient... um, be a poor sister?"

Hey, a large group of monsters in the bushes looked at each other, thinking that the rhythm was wrong. According to common sense, shouldn't it be said to warm the bed obediently? Why did it suddenly become a scene of recognizing a sister?

On the contrary, Sister Chi and the six little lolis opened their eyes wide, and suddenly turned their heads with strange faces, and looked at Xu Zhihu together.

Damn it, Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky speechlessly, uh, can't it be such a coincidence, our family just said last night to be careful of that crazy girl who recognizes girls, but I bumped into it today?

No matter that much, Sister Chi led a group of monsters to stare at them, and under close observation, she could indeed see that the yellow-robed Taoist priest who claimed to be the Hundred-Eyed Demon King was full of fat, but he seemed to have a deep cultivation, and he was surrounded by black air. If there is substance, a ferocious and sinister ghostly shadow is faintly formed behind it.

"Tsk tsk, it seems to be a monster who has been cultivating for seven or eight hundred years!" A large group of monsters were silently speechless, and looked at Sister Chi together again.

"What are you afraid of!" Sister Chi snorted coldly, and was about to raise her machete and rush out.

"Wait a minute!" Xu Zhihu suddenly held her down, rubbing his chin with a strange face, "Then what, are you really planning to rob this crazy girl?"

"Of course, he's going to say he's going to occupy Dongming Mountain!" Sister Chi nodded confidently, "Besides, life is very difficult recently, okay, the repair fee of Pansi Cave, Zizi's child support, and Rouge Gouache money..."

Afraid of you, Xu Zhihu raised his hand speechlessly: "Okay, if that's the case, I suggest you prepare a few chickens before rushing out to fight in groups."

"Chicken?" Sister Chi and a group of monsters looked at each other, "Uh, what kind of chicken?"

"What else could it be?" Xu Zhihu looked at her seriously, "Trust me, that's right!"

Well, seeing how serious he was speaking, Sister Chi could only blink her eyes, and turned to look at the weasel next to her: "Ah Huang, I remember you just went down the mountain yesterday to steal a few chickens Have it?"

Yes, yes, the weasel spirit was full of pain, but it turned around and left immediately. When it came back a few minutes later, it already had an extra sack in its hand: "It's all here, hehe, I'm afraid they will make a noise. Gagged."

"Nice job!" Sister Chi gave a thumbs up, but held the two machetes tightly, "Are you all ready, wait for me to count to three...one, two, three!"

As soon as she said three, she jumped up with two machetes in hand, followed by six little lolis, and rushed straight down the hillside.

"Who is it?" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch turned his head vigilantly when he heard the voice.

Just a few seconds later, when he saw the beautiful and flowery Chi Jieer, plus six pink and tender little lolita, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he blurted out almost subconsciously: "Oh hehehe, Amitayus, little girl Girl, seeing that you are so beautiful, why don't you recognize me as a brother..."

Brother and sister!Before she could finish speaking, Sister Chi lightly brushed Xiaoman's belly button!
In an instant, the silver-white spider silk whizzed out and turned into a net covering the sky and the sun, directly enveloping the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and Yunxia Speeding Vehicle, making it impossible to escape for a while.

robbery!Get down!Don't move!
Almost at the same time, a large group of monsters roared in unison, and rushed down the hillside with a murderous look, brandishing all kinds of shining swords, spears, swords and halberds, and surrounded the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord with all their might, slashing head and face.

In the chaos, only the six little lolis were still standing there, patting their pink hands in a childlike voice, and not forgetting to stick out their little tongues together——

"Hmph, who are you lying to... Brother has already said that if you meet someone who wants to recognize us as your sister, you must kill him!"

(End of this chapter)