mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 1389? Is this melon ripe?

Chapter 1389 Is this melon guaranteed to be ripe?

Xiao Feng's rhetorical question completely blocked all Yao Qianxue's words.

What is too much?

To put it bluntly, it means "cause" and "result", and the psychological difference between people is too large.

It's like two people who don't know each other, walking on the street, and A steps on B's foot.

When B scolds A, it may make people feel like making a fuss out of a molehill, but it will not feel too much. After all, it is A who made the mistake first.

But if A stepped on B's foot, and B took out a knife and stabbed A several times in A's stomach without saying a word, this would be somewhat unacceptable.

This principle also applies here.

The reason why Yao Qianxue felt that Xiao Feng was going too far was because Xiao Feng's behavior of throwing the cigarette butt into the black tiger's mouth was beyond her psychologically acceptable range.

Of course, this and psychological quality are two different things and cannot be generalized.

But how did Yao Qianxue know that Xiao Feng's behavior was already polite enough.

Putting a cigarette butt in your mouth is easier than breaking a limb or even dying.

"damn it!"

Heihu, who retched for a while, picked up the trash can on the side of the road and strode towards Xiao Feng.

It stands to reason that this kind of neighborhood conflict should be blocked by someone, but at this time, no one dared to stop it.

Xiao Feng calmly paused the music and raised the car windows.

Then, he opened the door, got out of the car, and kicked the black tiger in the stomach.

"Dangdang!"

"boom!"

The trash can and the black tiger were kicked three meters away.

The road was littered with rubbish. It was no coincidence that a piece of blood-stained tissue was picked up by the wind and slowly fell onto... the face of the black tiger.

Among the crowd, a child held in his arms by his grandfather pointed to the black tiger and broke the silence: "Grandpa, Uncle Hei was bleeding from the beating."

These innocent words made everyone stunned for a moment, and their expressions brightened immediately.

After a long while, someone finally couldn't help but let out a laugh.

So, one after another, they couldn't hold back their laughter.

The child tilted his head, as if he was very confused. Where are the laughing points of the adults around?
But at his age, he obviously couldn't figure it out.

At this time, the aunt hurriedly ran to the black tiger, threw the blood-stained paper aside, and asked with concern: "Xiaohu, Xiaohu, are you okay?"

The bear kid next to him also stepped forward and cried, "Dad, what's wrong with you?"

After asking this question, Xiao Feng really wanted to ask back: child, are you blind?

However, after thinking about it, I felt that there was no need to haggle over with a child.

His father let him beat him, if he didn't let his son go, he would be criticized by outsiders if it spread.

"I, cough, cough... I'm fine." Heihu gritted his teeth and stood up, looking into Xiao Feng's eyes, as if a raging fire was burning.

Come out to hang out, the most important thing is face.

If he found such big eyes at the door of the house and couldn't get back his face, he wouldn't have to hang out with the black tiger in the future.

But right now it was obvious that he couldn't beat the opponent, so he had to wait for the brothers to come over.

Just as he was thinking, a shout came from behind the crowd: "Get out of the way!"

Everyone looked back and saw three battery cars approaching one after another, with two people in each car.

The crowd dispersed on both sides, and the six people got out of the car with baseball bats and came to the black tiger.

"Brother Hu, hit me directly or what?" A thin man with long hair asked.

Black Tiger pointed to Xiao Feng, and said: "You can figure it out, this kid probably practiced a few tricks, be careful."

The long-haired man nodded, waved his hand, and the five people behind him followed immediately, and the group walked towards Xiao Feng.

"Should we speak with fists first, or settle peacefully?" the long-haired man asked.

Xiao Feng shrugged: "It doesn't matter, you decide."

"Hehe, you're quite arrogant." One person rolled up his sleeves, revealing half of his tattoo, and cursed, "Do you even know who you're talking to?"

Xiao Feng shook his head boredly, turned his eyes to the melon-eating crowd, and said with a smile: "Let me learn how to bark a few times for everyone."

The people who eat melons are all stunned and don't understand what's going on.

Is this considered soft in disguise?

And the long-haired man had a group of six, each holding their shoulders, as if waiting to see a good show.

"Ahem." Xiao Feng cleared his throat, pointed at the long-haired man in front of him and said, "Do you really know who you are talking to?"

Everyone present was stunned at the same time, the words seemed familiar.

Xiao Feng looked at the people eating melons, and said with a smile: "I've finished learning, everyone thinks I'm learning how to bark like a dog, does it look like me?"

At this time, there are those who react quickly and have already understood, but they dare not answer.

And those who are stupid, can't help but wonder, but are too embarrassed to ask the people around them.

After a while, Xiao Feng shook his head and said: "It seems that I didn't learn well, so I'll learn it a few more times, everyone, cough cough...yo, you're quite arrogant."

After finishing speaking, he asked excitedly: "How is it this time? Does it look a bit like it?"

"You fucking court death!" the long-haired man cursed angrily.

At this moment, the melon-eating crowd suddenly realized that they first said that they wanted to learn how to bark like a dog, and then repeated what these punks had said.

This clearly means that these punks were just barking...

This method of swearing is really eye-opening!

Thinking of this, the eyes of the melon-eating crowd looking at Xiao Feng all changed.

"Hit me!" The long-haired man who felt that he couldn't hold back his face, roared, took the lead, and swung a baseball bat towards Xiao Feng's head.

Xiao Feng didn't dodge or dodge, he waited until the opponent approached him, took a step to the side, grabbed it casually, and grabbed his hair.

"Ah!" The long-haired man cried out in pain.

Seeing this scene, the five people behind them stopped immediately.

Xiao Feng laughed a little and said, "You're not very skilled, so don't grow such long hair, you didn't do it on purpose..."

Just as he was talking, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a stern look in the other party's eyes!
The long-haired man squatted suddenly, and hit Xiao Feng's knee with a baseball bat.

The onlookers were stunned, looking at the fake headgear in Xiao Feng's hand, feeling like they didn't know what to say.

To be honest, Xiao Feng didn't expect this either.

Just the skillful set of movements of rushing at the opponent, presumably he should use this move, and he has deceived many people.

Of course, this kind of unexpected trick is a one-time trick, and it can only be used on strangers who don't know each other.

If you are an acquaintance, they already know that you are bald, so naturally it is impossible to be fooled.

At this time, the gangsters all smiled.

But just when they thought that Xiao Feng was going to get hit...

"Snapped!"

The baseball bat was stepped on by Xiao Feng, and the bald head squatted on the ground, his eyes were full of astonishment.

Xiao Feng stretched out his hand to touch the bald head next to him, and tapped on it twice with the knuckles of his index finger and middle finger, and asked the gangsters in front of him: "Is this melon...keep ripe?"

A gangster who knew this old trick subconsciously said, "I can still sell it to you..."

In the middle of speaking, the words stopped suddenly, obviously realizing that something was wrong.

At this moment, the bald head suddenly hugged Xiao Feng's legs, and shouted: "Hurry up!"

The gangsters rushed forward, obviously unwilling to let go of this great opportunity.

Xiao Feng smiled, slightly bent his thumb and middle finger, put them to his mouth and let out a sigh.

then……

A resounding brain crash appeared.

"clatter!"

"Ah!" With his bald head suffering from pain, he loosened his hands and hurriedly protected his head.

Xiao Feng laughed and said, "You actually sold me raw melon eggs, you have no integrity at all."

When the onlookers heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other in blank dismay.

At this time, I still have the mood to joke. Is this really emboldened, or is it blindly optimistic?

The next moment, the answer was revealed.

Xiao Feng's figure flashed, and he ran around the five people...

Five screams of pain rang out in no particular order, and immediately after that, five people crouched down with their heads in their arms like bald heads, grinning their teeth!

(End of this chapter)

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