mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 1390 ?
Chapter 1390 The Manly Cat Brother
On the street outside the unit building, six people squatted in a row, constantly rubbing their heads with their hands, and gasped for air.
And this scene undoubtedly once again sparked heated discussions among the onlookers.
"It's been a long time since I've lived, and there are people fighting like this?"
"Master, definitely master!"
"It hurts like this when a brain collapses?"
Xiao Feng smiled and said nothing, nodding secretly in his heart, it seems that the effect of brain collapse is quite good, and he can use this trick more to deal with some small gangsters in the future.
From an objective point of view, Nao Gua Beng'er's attack method is a type that does not cause much harm, but is extremely insulting.
This method is usually used after the fight, and the winning party insults the losing party.
If there is a real fight, very few people will do it.
After all, no matter how insulting it is, if it doesn't hurt enough, it's still nonsense.
However, it was different in Xiao Feng's hands.
To deal with these little bastards who can be dealt with easily, he can definitely do it, and increase the damage of Brain Bumble on the premise of ensuring that the insult is not reduced.
In this way, it becomes "highly hurt and extremely insulting".
At this time, Xiao Feng looked at the black tiger, waved his fingers and said, "Are you coming too?"
When the onlookers heard this, they all burst into laughter.
The black tiger's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and after a long while, he forced a forced smile and said, "Brother, it's because I don't know Taishan with my eyes.
I just asked my mother, and as soon as he told me what happened, I knew the problem was with us.
How about this, I will repair the car for you, and pay another 1 yuan for mental damage, what do you think? "
As he said this on his lips, he secretly felt ruthless in his heart: I must make this bastard look good later on!
Xiao Feng shook his head and laughed: "No rush, wait until the helper you call comes over."
"Help... a helper?" The black tiger froze for a moment.
Xiao Feng squinted his eyes and smiled: "What? You thought you just secretly sent a message, but I didn't see it?"
Upon hearing this, the melon-eaters who were planning to leave immediately regained their spirits.
There's even a next episode?
Heihuo had a gloomy face and didn't speak, until Xiao Feng sat back in the car again, then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Inside the car, Xiao Feng looked at Yao Qianxue who was sitting in the back row, and asked, "Didn't I tell you to call me if you were in trouble?"
"I, I didn't have time to call you, you came."
"Is it too late, or do you feel embarrassed?"
Yao Qianxue pursed her lips and said, "I'm a little embarrassed to bother you."
"Forget it this time." Xiao Feng thought for a while and said, "Next time you have troubles that cannot be solved, remember to call me as soon as possible."
"En." Yao Qianxue agreed, and the two fell into silence.
After a long while, Xiao Feng had nothing to say, and said, "I just played those people's brains, isn't it very handsome?"
Yao Qianxue couldn't help laughing when she heard the words: "Actually, if you don't blow their minds, they're pretty handsome."
After speaking, there was a blush on the cheeks, no matter how you think about it, you feel that what you said just now is a bit inappropriate, so she remedies: "I... I was just joking, don't, don't take it seriously."
"Are you kidding?" Xiao Feng frowned slightly: "You mean, you don't actually think I'm handsome, and you say I'm handsome to save my face?"
"No no no!" Yao Qianxue quickly denied, "You are indeed handsome.
Still, I mean.
What I just said was actually a joke, you... you should understand, right? "
Xiao Feng shook his head: "I don't really understand."
"Well... how should I put it?" Yao Qianxue scratched her head and said, "It's a fact that you are handsome, but I said that as a joke, do you understand?"
"I understand this time." Xiao Feng nodded slightly.
"..." Yao Qianxue.
How can you still understand that I have messed up my own words?
But I heard Xiao Feng say: "You mean that I am afraid that I will misunderstand something from your words. I understand it this way, right?"
"Uh...it seems so."
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm not someone who pretends to be sentimental.
Moreover, we can be regarded as people who have experienced two life-and-death moments together.
With such a deep emotional foundation, you don't need to be restrained at all, just make a joke if you want, it's no big deal. "
Hearing this, Yao Qianxue nodded, and the blush on her cheeks deepened by two points again.
Experience two life and death together...
A deep emotional foundation, what is it all about!
Yao Qianxue didn't dare to continue thinking wildly, and changed the subject, "You came here today, do you need to defuse the other two bombs?"
Xiao Feng nodded and admitted.
"That is to say, you won't come without business?"
"That's right, let's make a joke, you're starting now."
"No, the question I just asked was serious." Yao Qianxue blurted out, and soon regretted it.
"Oh?" Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "So, are you seriously joking?"
Yao Qianxue was startled, then covered her mouth and smiled lightly.
Xiao Feng couldn't help feeling complacent. In a word, he skillfully resolved the embarrassment.
This emotional intelligence!
The mind!
This wisdom!
This……
At this time, I saw the black tiger hurriedly ran away as if seeing a savior.
The crowd of onlookers suddenly retreated as if they were hiding from the plague god.
Xiao Feng turned his head back, told Yao Qianxue to sit still in the car, opened the door and got out of the car, leaning his back on the door...
There are two types of notoriety in a region.
The first one is very good at fighting, conquering and terrifying everyone around!
The second is to rely on the brain, be tough when you should be tough, and be cowardly when you should be cowardly.
From Xiao Feng's point of view, the black tiger is the second type, although the opponent's brain is not very smart...
Xiao Feng picked out his ears, followed the black tiger with his eyes, and saw a Toyota Domineering.
You can't see this car in Jinyue Garden at all.
Even if they saw it, no one would take a second look.
But appearing in this community, many onlookers showed surprised expressions, and their eyes were full of envy.
Xiao Feng doesn't think it's funny, it's a matter of level and vision, people of different levels look at the same thing, and naturally think differently.
The black tiger opened the car door himself, and humbly said: "Brother Mao, brother Mao, you are here!"
A moment later, a man wearing a coat and a suit underneath stepped out of the car, with his left hand in his trouser pocket and a pipe in his right.
Just looking at this style, it really looks like a wealthy person in the upper class.
If you change to a car like Rolls Royce or Lamborghini, maybe Xiao Feng will really believe that the other party is rich.
"Little tiger." The man who looked to be in his 20s, and at most no more than [-], said old-fashionedly.
"Hey!" The black tiger hurriedly agreed, like the maintenance president in the war era, talking to the little devil, bent down and said: "Brother Cat, tell me."
"I turned down a lot of business for your sake..."
"Brother Cat, don't worry, I understand, I understand, I will definitely not delay your money in vain."
"That's good." Brother Mao hung the pipe in his mouth, patted the shoulder of the black tiger, and immediately the shoulder shook, and the coat on his body flew back.
Looking behind him again, one of his men skillfully caught the coat.
At this time, there was a special person to light the pipe for Brother Mao.
This series of actions directly made the onlookers dumbfounded!
This kind of scene is often seen in movies, but movies are just movies after all, and there is still a big difference between seeing them in reality.
Xiao Feng almost didn't laugh out loud, he had met many rich people, but none of them were of this style.
(End of this chapter)
On the street outside the unit building, six people squatted in a row, constantly rubbing their heads with their hands, and gasped for air.
And this scene undoubtedly once again sparked heated discussions among the onlookers.
"It's been a long time since I've lived, and there are people fighting like this?"
"Master, definitely master!"
"It hurts like this when a brain collapses?"
Xiao Feng smiled and said nothing, nodding secretly in his heart, it seems that the effect of brain collapse is quite good, and he can use this trick more to deal with some small gangsters in the future.
From an objective point of view, Nao Gua Beng'er's attack method is a type that does not cause much harm, but is extremely insulting.
This method is usually used after the fight, and the winning party insults the losing party.
If there is a real fight, very few people will do it.
After all, no matter how insulting it is, if it doesn't hurt enough, it's still nonsense.
However, it was different in Xiao Feng's hands.
To deal with these little bastards who can be dealt with easily, he can definitely do it, and increase the damage of Brain Bumble on the premise of ensuring that the insult is not reduced.
In this way, it becomes "highly hurt and extremely insulting".
At this time, Xiao Feng looked at the black tiger, waved his fingers and said, "Are you coming too?"
When the onlookers heard this, they all burst into laughter.
The black tiger's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and after a long while, he forced a forced smile and said, "Brother, it's because I don't know Taishan with my eyes.
I just asked my mother, and as soon as he told me what happened, I knew the problem was with us.
How about this, I will repair the car for you, and pay another 1 yuan for mental damage, what do you think? "
As he said this on his lips, he secretly felt ruthless in his heart: I must make this bastard look good later on!
Xiao Feng shook his head and laughed: "No rush, wait until the helper you call comes over."
"Help... a helper?" The black tiger froze for a moment.
Xiao Feng squinted his eyes and smiled: "What? You thought you just secretly sent a message, but I didn't see it?"
Upon hearing this, the melon-eaters who were planning to leave immediately regained their spirits.
There's even a next episode?
Heihuo had a gloomy face and didn't speak, until Xiao Feng sat back in the car again, then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Inside the car, Xiao Feng looked at Yao Qianxue who was sitting in the back row, and asked, "Didn't I tell you to call me if you were in trouble?"
"I, I didn't have time to call you, you came."
"Is it too late, or do you feel embarrassed?"
Yao Qianxue pursed her lips and said, "I'm a little embarrassed to bother you."
"Forget it this time." Xiao Feng thought for a while and said, "Next time you have troubles that cannot be solved, remember to call me as soon as possible."
"En." Yao Qianxue agreed, and the two fell into silence.
After a long while, Xiao Feng had nothing to say, and said, "I just played those people's brains, isn't it very handsome?"
Yao Qianxue couldn't help laughing when she heard the words: "Actually, if you don't blow their minds, they're pretty handsome."
After speaking, there was a blush on the cheeks, no matter how you think about it, you feel that what you said just now is a bit inappropriate, so she remedies: "I... I was just joking, don't, don't take it seriously."
"Are you kidding?" Xiao Feng frowned slightly: "You mean, you don't actually think I'm handsome, and you say I'm handsome to save my face?"
"No no no!" Yao Qianxue quickly denied, "You are indeed handsome.
Still, I mean.
What I just said was actually a joke, you... you should understand, right? "
Xiao Feng shook his head: "I don't really understand."
"Well... how should I put it?" Yao Qianxue scratched her head and said, "It's a fact that you are handsome, but I said that as a joke, do you understand?"
"I understand this time." Xiao Feng nodded slightly.
"..." Yao Qianxue.
How can you still understand that I have messed up my own words?
But I heard Xiao Feng say: "You mean that I am afraid that I will misunderstand something from your words. I understand it this way, right?"
"Uh...it seems so."
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm not someone who pretends to be sentimental.
Moreover, we can be regarded as people who have experienced two life-and-death moments together.
With such a deep emotional foundation, you don't need to be restrained at all, just make a joke if you want, it's no big deal. "
Hearing this, Yao Qianxue nodded, and the blush on her cheeks deepened by two points again.
Experience two life and death together...
A deep emotional foundation, what is it all about!
Yao Qianxue didn't dare to continue thinking wildly, and changed the subject, "You came here today, do you need to defuse the other two bombs?"
Xiao Feng nodded and admitted.
"That is to say, you won't come without business?"
"That's right, let's make a joke, you're starting now."
"No, the question I just asked was serious." Yao Qianxue blurted out, and soon regretted it.
"Oh?" Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "So, are you seriously joking?"
Yao Qianxue was startled, then covered her mouth and smiled lightly.
Xiao Feng couldn't help feeling complacent. In a word, he skillfully resolved the embarrassment.
This emotional intelligence!
The mind!
This wisdom!
This……
At this time, I saw the black tiger hurriedly ran away as if seeing a savior.
The crowd of onlookers suddenly retreated as if they were hiding from the plague god.
Xiao Feng turned his head back, told Yao Qianxue to sit still in the car, opened the door and got out of the car, leaning his back on the door...
There are two types of notoriety in a region.
The first one is very good at fighting, conquering and terrifying everyone around!
The second is to rely on the brain, be tough when you should be tough, and be cowardly when you should be cowardly.
From Xiao Feng's point of view, the black tiger is the second type, although the opponent's brain is not very smart...
Xiao Feng picked out his ears, followed the black tiger with his eyes, and saw a Toyota Domineering.
You can't see this car in Jinyue Garden at all.
Even if they saw it, no one would take a second look.
But appearing in this community, many onlookers showed surprised expressions, and their eyes were full of envy.
Xiao Feng doesn't think it's funny, it's a matter of level and vision, people of different levels look at the same thing, and naturally think differently.
The black tiger opened the car door himself, and humbly said: "Brother Mao, brother Mao, you are here!"
A moment later, a man wearing a coat and a suit underneath stepped out of the car, with his left hand in his trouser pocket and a pipe in his right.
Just looking at this style, it really looks like a wealthy person in the upper class.
If you change to a car like Rolls Royce or Lamborghini, maybe Xiao Feng will really believe that the other party is rich.
"Little tiger." The man who looked to be in his 20s, and at most no more than [-], said old-fashionedly.
"Hey!" The black tiger hurriedly agreed, like the maintenance president in the war era, talking to the little devil, bent down and said: "Brother Cat, tell me."
"I turned down a lot of business for your sake..."
"Brother Cat, don't worry, I understand, I understand, I will definitely not delay your money in vain."
"That's good." Brother Mao hung the pipe in his mouth, patted the shoulder of the black tiger, and immediately the shoulder shook, and the coat on his body flew back.
Looking behind him again, one of his men skillfully caught the coat.
At this time, there was a special person to light the pipe for Brother Mao.
This series of actions directly made the onlookers dumbfounded!
This kind of scene is often seen in movies, but movies are just movies after all, and there is still a big difference between seeing them in reality.
Xiao Feng almost didn't laugh out loud, he had met many rich people, but none of them were of this style.
(End of this chapter)
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