mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 657 The Farts Are Yours
Chapter 657 The Farts Are Yours
The war between the little girl and Hua Ling failed to start after all.
This made the little girl very unconvinced. She didn't know that there was an obvious gap in strength between herself and Hua Ling.
But when the opponent couldn't move his hands, the little girl felt that she could give it a try, so she might not be able to beat her.
Lin Zhiyan pulled him aside and persuaded him, "You, don't even think about it, even if you can win the fight..."
"What do you mean? I'm sure I can win." The little girl said unwillingly.
Lin Zhiyan said helplessly: "All right, all right, you can win, but after you win, it can be said that the other party was defeated by you because you gave me a hand.
Conversely, if you lose, you will be ashamed, and the other party will definitely ridicule you, making you unable to beat her with both hands, and you will suffer no matter what. "
"I understand the truth, but I just can't help but want to teach her a lesson." The little girl said angrily, "Sister Zhiyan, if you are asked to fight that girl, who can win if she is in good condition?"
Lin Zhiyan coughed dryly twice, and said very confidently: "It's half a catty."
After all, even Xiao Feng almost overturned, Lin Zhiyan was embarrassed to say that she would definitely win against her conscience.
It's true that I have a killing card, but the other party doesn't have one?
The little girl clenched her fists tightly, and said in a firm tone: "Zhiyan accepts, I have decided, from now on, I will study hard and practice hard, strive to become stronger, and I must beat that girl to her knees and beg for mercy."
With that said, he strode towards the door.
As a result, nothing happened. He took two steps forward and three steps back, teasingly said, "Well... I'd better wait for the smell to dissipate before I work hard."
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
During the time the two were talking, Xiao Feng finally understood what happened in the yard, and also understood how the lingering fart smell came from.
At this time, Zhao Guoan's expression was very reserved, as if he was waiting for a good student in the classroom to be praised by the teacher.
Objectively speaking, Zhao Guoan's contribution to resolving this crisis cannot be erased.
It's like a war between two armies. Although the victory is related to the general in charge of command, no one can say that all the credit should be attributed to the general alone.
Xiao Feng can naturally understand Zhao Guoan's expression, but he definitely won't let the other party get what he wants. He jumped like that before, but now he still wants to be praised. He really thinks too much.
"Old Zhao, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it..."
With a sincere tone, Xiao Feng stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Guoan's hand, and patted the back of his hand with the other hand, very much like a leader condolences to his subordinates who have made achievements in their work positions.
And Zhao Guoan said with a smile: "Don't, don't, don't talk about this, this is what I should do..."
As a result, halfway through the speech, Xiao Feng uttered the second half of the sentence: "I really didn't expect that you like to smell farts. Don't worry, I can't guarantee it to others. From now on, my farts will all be yours."
The tone of these words is very similar to saying "Work hard, I will promote you in the future".
Zhao Guoan's face turned dark immediately, he pulled his hand out of Xiao Feng's grasp, got up and left quickly, feeling indescribably depressed.
"One week, but it's almost here." Hua Ling reminded lightly.
Xiao Feng raised his eyelids: "It's almost there, but it hasn't arrived yet. If you're in a hurry, you can go back first. I didn't stop you from leaving."
"No!" Hua Ling shook her head resolutely: "I'm injured now and need someone to protect me. Anyway, it's only two or three days. I want to go back to Jiangcheng with you."
"Hey, I have a bad temper." The little girl came over aggressively: "Why are you still planning to hang on?"
Hua Ling frowned and said, "I didn't rely on you, why are you so excited?"
"You just can't rely on Brother Xiao Feng!" The little girl patted the table and said.
Hua Ling glanced at Xiao Feng, then turned his gaze to the little girl, and said with a light smile: "Who told you that I'm going to rely on him, I'm relying on my eighteen senior brothers, it has nothing to do with you, right?"
"Then go find your senior brother." The little girl put her hands on her chest and said with a sneer, "I think it must be that your eighteen senior brothers don't want to talk to you at all.
That's why you are so stubborn, you insist on relying on us and refuse to leave. "
Hua Ling nodded: "Don't say it, old aunt, you really guessed it right."
"I will warn you one last time..." The little girl closed her eyes, took a deep breath and said, "If you dare to call me old aunt again, I will pour all the medicine in the bowl on your face, do you believe it or not? "
"If you don't want to bark, don't bark." Hua Ling shrugged, and then smiled: "Hello, little aunt."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The little girl said madly: "Brother Xiao Feng, you'd better let her disappear in front of me. Bar."
Xiao Feng smiled, and said without hesitation: "Does it need to be said?"
"Say it!" The little girl nodded heavily and said, "It must be said!"
"Alright then." Xiao Feng looked at Hua Ling: "Please disappear as soon as possible."
The little girl was immediately happy, her eyebrows were bent into crescent moons, she ran behind Xiao Feng, beat her shoulders for her, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Feng, you have good eyesight!"
"Are you praising me, or praising yourself?" Xiao Feng couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry.
"Hey, they're all the same!" the little girl said coquettishly.
Hua Ling stared at Xiao Feng fiercely: "There will be a day when you regret it."
After speaking, he lowered his head, bit the straw inserted into the bowl with his lips, and drank the medicine quickly.
Then, without hesitation, he got up and left.
Xiao Feng was a little stunned, and always felt that Hua Ling's behavior seemed to be scolding himself for being a heartless person, and then took the breakup fee and left.
But it doesn't matter, anyway, the relationship is already very stiff, and it's no big deal if it gets stiffer.
After a long while, the little girl whispered: "Brother Xiao Feng, was I too willful just now?"
"Is there?" Xiao Feng turned his head sideways and looked at the little girl with interest.
The little girl pondered and said: "Although she is very talkative, looks bad, and dresses too revealingly, she still helped us anyway.
Besides, Huiyi and the others are her senior brothers, and she is the leader of the subduing demon operation team. If she really offends her to death, it doesn't seem to be good for us. "
"She told you all of this?" Xiao Feng asked in surprise.
In his mind, Hua Ling should keep the identity of the person in charge of the subduing demon operation group strictly confidential, but now that the little girl said it directly, it was obviously not the case.
The little girl nodded: "I forgot to mention just now, her head seems to be not working well, as soon as we ask, she will explain everything clearly."
"So, what do you mean?" Xiao Feng asked.
"How about..." The little girl said with a face of reluctance: "I'll go and apologize to her?"
Xiao Feng smiled and shaved the little girl's nose, and said: "There is no need to apologize, just remember to think carefully before speaking and doing things next time."
"I knew that Brother Xiao Feng would definitely not let me be wronged!" The little girl hugged Xiao Feng directly from behind, with a happy smile on her face.
But at this moment, there was only a "bang", and the door was kicked open from the outside.
(End of this chapter)
The war between the little girl and Hua Ling failed to start after all.
This made the little girl very unconvinced. She didn't know that there was an obvious gap in strength between herself and Hua Ling.
But when the opponent couldn't move his hands, the little girl felt that she could give it a try, so she might not be able to beat her.
Lin Zhiyan pulled him aside and persuaded him, "You, don't even think about it, even if you can win the fight..."
"What do you mean? I'm sure I can win." The little girl said unwillingly.
Lin Zhiyan said helplessly: "All right, all right, you can win, but after you win, it can be said that the other party was defeated by you because you gave me a hand.
Conversely, if you lose, you will be ashamed, and the other party will definitely ridicule you, making you unable to beat her with both hands, and you will suffer no matter what. "
"I understand the truth, but I just can't help but want to teach her a lesson." The little girl said angrily, "Sister Zhiyan, if you are asked to fight that girl, who can win if she is in good condition?"
Lin Zhiyan coughed dryly twice, and said very confidently: "It's half a catty."
After all, even Xiao Feng almost overturned, Lin Zhiyan was embarrassed to say that she would definitely win against her conscience.
It's true that I have a killing card, but the other party doesn't have one?
The little girl clenched her fists tightly, and said in a firm tone: "Zhiyan accepts, I have decided, from now on, I will study hard and practice hard, strive to become stronger, and I must beat that girl to her knees and beg for mercy."
With that said, he strode towards the door.
As a result, nothing happened. He took two steps forward and three steps back, teasingly said, "Well... I'd better wait for the smell to dissipate before I work hard."
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
During the time the two were talking, Xiao Feng finally understood what happened in the yard, and also understood how the lingering fart smell came from.
At this time, Zhao Guoan's expression was very reserved, as if he was waiting for a good student in the classroom to be praised by the teacher.
Objectively speaking, Zhao Guoan's contribution to resolving this crisis cannot be erased.
It's like a war between two armies. Although the victory is related to the general in charge of command, no one can say that all the credit should be attributed to the general alone.
Xiao Feng can naturally understand Zhao Guoan's expression, but he definitely won't let the other party get what he wants. He jumped like that before, but now he still wants to be praised. He really thinks too much.
"Old Zhao, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it..."
With a sincere tone, Xiao Feng stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Guoan's hand, and patted the back of his hand with the other hand, very much like a leader condolences to his subordinates who have made achievements in their work positions.
And Zhao Guoan said with a smile: "Don't, don't, don't talk about this, this is what I should do..."
As a result, halfway through the speech, Xiao Feng uttered the second half of the sentence: "I really didn't expect that you like to smell farts. Don't worry, I can't guarantee it to others. From now on, my farts will all be yours."
The tone of these words is very similar to saying "Work hard, I will promote you in the future".
Zhao Guoan's face turned dark immediately, he pulled his hand out of Xiao Feng's grasp, got up and left quickly, feeling indescribably depressed.
"One week, but it's almost here." Hua Ling reminded lightly.
Xiao Feng raised his eyelids: "It's almost there, but it hasn't arrived yet. If you're in a hurry, you can go back first. I didn't stop you from leaving."
"No!" Hua Ling shook her head resolutely: "I'm injured now and need someone to protect me. Anyway, it's only two or three days. I want to go back to Jiangcheng with you."
"Hey, I have a bad temper." The little girl came over aggressively: "Why are you still planning to hang on?"
Hua Ling frowned and said, "I didn't rely on you, why are you so excited?"
"You just can't rely on Brother Xiao Feng!" The little girl patted the table and said.
Hua Ling glanced at Xiao Feng, then turned his gaze to the little girl, and said with a light smile: "Who told you that I'm going to rely on him, I'm relying on my eighteen senior brothers, it has nothing to do with you, right?"
"Then go find your senior brother." The little girl put her hands on her chest and said with a sneer, "I think it must be that your eighteen senior brothers don't want to talk to you at all.
That's why you are so stubborn, you insist on relying on us and refuse to leave. "
Hua Ling nodded: "Don't say it, old aunt, you really guessed it right."
"I will warn you one last time..." The little girl closed her eyes, took a deep breath and said, "If you dare to call me old aunt again, I will pour all the medicine in the bowl on your face, do you believe it or not? "
"If you don't want to bark, don't bark." Hua Ling shrugged, and then smiled: "Hello, little aunt."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The little girl said madly: "Brother Xiao Feng, you'd better let her disappear in front of me. Bar."
Xiao Feng smiled, and said without hesitation: "Does it need to be said?"
"Say it!" The little girl nodded heavily and said, "It must be said!"
"Alright then." Xiao Feng looked at Hua Ling: "Please disappear as soon as possible."
The little girl was immediately happy, her eyebrows were bent into crescent moons, she ran behind Xiao Feng, beat her shoulders for her, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Feng, you have good eyesight!"
"Are you praising me, or praising yourself?" Xiao Feng couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry.
"Hey, they're all the same!" the little girl said coquettishly.
Hua Ling stared at Xiao Feng fiercely: "There will be a day when you regret it."
After speaking, he lowered his head, bit the straw inserted into the bowl with his lips, and drank the medicine quickly.
Then, without hesitation, he got up and left.
Xiao Feng was a little stunned, and always felt that Hua Ling's behavior seemed to be scolding himself for being a heartless person, and then took the breakup fee and left.
But it doesn't matter, anyway, the relationship is already very stiff, and it's no big deal if it gets stiffer.
After a long while, the little girl whispered: "Brother Xiao Feng, was I too willful just now?"
"Is there?" Xiao Feng turned his head sideways and looked at the little girl with interest.
The little girl pondered and said: "Although she is very talkative, looks bad, and dresses too revealingly, she still helped us anyway.
Besides, Huiyi and the others are her senior brothers, and she is the leader of the subduing demon operation team. If she really offends her to death, it doesn't seem to be good for us. "
"She told you all of this?" Xiao Feng asked in surprise.
In his mind, Hua Ling should keep the identity of the person in charge of the subduing demon operation group strictly confidential, but now that the little girl said it directly, it was obviously not the case.
The little girl nodded: "I forgot to mention just now, her head seems to be not working well, as soon as we ask, she will explain everything clearly."
"So, what do you mean?" Xiao Feng asked.
"How about..." The little girl said with a face of reluctance: "I'll go and apologize to her?"
Xiao Feng smiled and shaved the little girl's nose, and said: "There is no need to apologize, just remember to think carefully before speaking and doing things next time."
"I knew that Brother Xiao Feng would definitely not let me be wronged!" The little girl hugged Xiao Feng directly from behind, with a happy smile on her face.
But at this moment, there was only a "bang", and the door was kicked open from the outside.
(End of this chapter)
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