mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 658 Refers to chickens as pigs

Chapter 658 Refers to chickens as pigs
Outside the door, Hua Ling looked at Xiao Feng with fire in his eyes, and asked sharply, "Why did you grab the "Little Fragrance Pearl"!"

"???" Xiao Feng looked confused: "What little pig?"

"I've seen it with my own eyes, but you still want to deny it?" Hua Ling said confidently.

At this moment, Sun Shijie walked over holding the young chicken brought down from the mountain with both hands.

Hua Ling pointed at the chick, and asked again: "Why did you catch Xiao Xiangzhu? And pluck its feathers like this?"

Xiao Feng looked at Sun Shijie, and found that the other party was hesitant to speak and helpless.

"Are you sure this is Xiaoxiang...a pig?" Xiao Feng said in disbelief.

Hua Ling nodded firmly: "It's Xiaoxiangzhu!"

"Isn't there something wrong with your eyes?" Xiao Feng asked suspiciously.

In ancient times, there was a saying that a deer is a horse, but now this girl is planning to "refer a chicken to a pig"?
But whether you refer to a deer as a horse or a chicken as a pig, the essence is to open your eyes and tell nonsense.

The little girl looked at Hua Ling with disdain, and said in a tone of seeing through everything: "Brother Xiao Feng, she is actually looking for trouble for nothing, and she just wants to find an excuse not to leave."

"Who is looking for an excuse to hold back?" Hua Ling said angrily, "If I hadn't met Xiao Xiangzhu, I wouldn't be so reluctant to come back."

"If you don't care about coming back, then go, who invited you back?" The little girl looked up at the sky and sneered mercilessly.

Hua Ling gritted her teeth and said, "I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, but no matter what, you must give me an explanation for catching Xiao Xiangzhu."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"

Xiao Feng stretched out his hand and gestured for a pause, he really couldn't listen to it and said, "I'll ask you again, are you sure it's a pig?"

"Who said it's a pig?" Hua Ling frowned.

"..." Xiao Feng.

He was really confused, what kind of brain circuit is this girl?

Sure enough, you can't be serious with a fool, otherwise you won't be able to tell who is a fool?

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Hua Ling say: "Xiao Xiangzhu and I have known each other since we were young, once I lost my way on the back mountain, she was the one who led me out of the bamboo forest.

Its name is also given by me. Small is small in size, incense is fragrant, and pearl is the pearl of the palm. "

"..."

Everyone in the room was in a mess, and it was too easy to misunderstand a name with homonyms.

Xiao Feng couldn't help but feel that if someone like Hua Ling went to work as a breeder at the zoo, he would probably be fired on the first day of work.

Just imagine, if this girl named the tiger a lion, the lion an elephant, the elephant an eagle, and the eagle a panda, everyone would be messed up.

However, there is one detail that Xiao Feng noticed, that is, Hua Ling said that she lost her way in the back mountain when she was a child, and it was "Xiao Xiangzhu" who brought her out of the bamboo forest.

There are two messages revealed in this passage.

First, Xiaoxiangzhu...that is, the chicken in Sun Shijie's hand, which existed in the back mountain when Hua Ling was a child.

And if this is the case, then there is a problem.

Generally speaking, the lifespan of chicks is about seven to eight years.

As far as Hua Ling is 15 years old this year, the childhood she mentioned must have been before the age of ten.

In other words, if the chick in Sun Shijie's hand was the same as the one Hua Ling knew when he was a child, then the chick would have a lifespan of at least six or seven years.

It is well known that no matter whether it is an animal or a human being, they are weak when they are young, grow up to be strong when they are adults, and then return to being weak when they are old.

This process is like a circle, from the beginning to the end, no one or any animal can jump out of this circle.

Of course, for example, the five old men who were tied up in the yard are considered a very small number of cases and cannot be calculated with common sense.

Xiao Feng's doubt is, how can a young chicken that is close to the limit of its average life expectancy have no sign of old age?
As for the second message of Hua Ling's words, it is that Zhiji has been leading the way since several years ago.

After a long silence, Xiao Feng heard: "How can you be sure that this is the one you saw when you were young?"

"Why can't I be sure?" Hua Ling explained, "A month ago, Xiao Xiangzhu and I met from time to time. If you don't believe me, look at the copper ring on its right foot. I put it on myself."

Sun Shijie was taken aback when he heard the words, lowered his head, pulled the chicken's right foot in front of his eyes, and saw a small copper ring.

The chick began to struggle habitually, and inadvertently turned its head towards Hualing.

The moment he saw Hualing, Zhiji's struggle suddenly increased, and he almost broke away from Sun Shijie's restraint.

"Xiao Xiangzhu is good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with me around, no one would dare to hurt you." Hua Ling whispered comforting words like coaxing a child.

Looking at that loving face, no one would suspect that if it wasn't for the broken bones, she would definitely snatch the chick and hold it in her arms.

And the young chicken seemed to understand Hua Ling's words, and it really lay motionless in Sun Shijie's arms, not even struggling occasionally.

After comforting the young chicken, Hua Ling looked at Xiao Feng again: "Now, please explain, why did you catch Xiao Xiangzhu, and how did it offend you?"

Xiao Feng said righteously: "It is because of this leading chicken that we were almost killed by it, and a poor lonely old man died because of it. Do you think it should be caught or not?"

As he said that, Xiao Feng recounted the grievances and hatreds between him and Zhiji.

Of course, the story is adapted.

In Xiao Feng's mouth, Sun Zhong is an old man who is loyal to love, willing to guard the tomb of his dead wife on the mountain, and suffers from loneliness.

The rest have not been changed much, and the integrity and rationality of the story does not sound too obvious.

After listening, Hua Ling said decisively: "Impossible! Xiao Xiangzhu will not be as bad as you said, she is not a bad person, oh no, she is not a bad chicken.

As for leading people to the widowed old man's house several times, it should be that the widowed old man did something to Xiao Xiangzhu, otherwise it wouldn't be like this. "

"Hehe." Xiao Feng smiled and said: "Then you ask your little Xiangzhu, what did that poor old man do to it?"

"It can't talk, how can I ask." Hua Ling rolled his eyes and said: "Besides, don't think I'm being fooled, according to what you said, those bad guys who found the mountain are all for you .

If you really count, you should bear at least half of the responsibility for that old man's death.

If it weren't for you going up the mountain, that old man wouldn't have died innocently at gunpoint. "

Xiao Feng looked at Hua Ling in surprise, why did this girl suddenly have an IQ online?
Hmm... It should be the principle of "near the vermilion and the red" comes into play.

Because of talking to a smart person like herself, her IQ has also improved.

Xiao Feng thought for a while and said, "Actually, I didn't plan to steam or boil it, but just wanted to study whether it has any other abilities besides catching people and leading them."

(End of this chapter)

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