reincarnation devil

Chapter 146
Shrimp?

lose face?
You are really brazen, can you match it?

What's more, you are an ignorant dude, how could you beat a talented scholar with more than one or two levels of talent in poetry couplets?
Are you that confident?

Those who know Long Qi's true strength are convinced that he can fight against him, but it's impossible to be so confident!

"Then since Mr. Long is so confident, it's better to face each other in half an hour, then Chen will be convinced!" Chen Xiushen sneered.

"That's right!" Long Qi said loudly as if angry.

Longhuangcheng heard this impatiently, and almost shouted, "You son of a bitch, don't you want to hide your clumsiness?"

I saw the dragon unicorn started to wander back and forth, and kept talking: I took a chicken leg at this table, and a crab at that table. When I came to the seat of the Hou family, I swaggered up the spoon and took a sip of the soup, then frowned and said nothing. , walked to the seat of the Zhao family, picked up a bite of fish with chopsticks, and said impatiently that it was salty...

After dragging on for nearly three quarters of an hour, everyone was extremely angry, and finally came to the livid-faced Liu's family, and when he picked up his glass and prepared to take a sip, Liu Jianqiang couldn't help but yell, "Damn, you After all, the boy is right and right, "

Long Qi rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, "I'm not in a hurry, young master, why are you in a hurry?"

Saying that, Long Qi drank the imperial wine in the wine glass in one gulp, smashed it, and said in his heart that it was finally a wine that could be sold.

Long Qi began to shake his head, put on a show, and suddenly, he turned his head and showed his white teeth, "The time is just right! Listen to the second couplet of the young master: Shengtian Palace, stinky rot, stinky, stinky, everyone here!"

"Pfft!" All the gifted scholars and officials here sprayed out a mouthful of food. What kind of second line is this?Or did Long Qi worry about it and search for it?
I'm afraid the blind fortune-tellers in the alleys and alleys can speak better than him!
The faces of every celebrity at Li Xiaoqi's table changed drastically, all of them turned pale, and they all looked like they wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, even Li Xiaoqi stared at Long Qi viciously, Long Qi seemed to have noticed Li Xiaoqi eyes, and then looked...

Zhang Shifeng was eating a roasted chicken leg. He just tore off a large piece of chicken skin and was about to feast on it. After Zhang Shifeng heard this earth-shattering second line exit, the corner of Zhang Shifeng’s mouth opened unconsciously, and the chicken leg fell to the ground like a free fall. The minced meat that hadn't been swallowed fell down sparsely, and the corners of the mouth also flowed down.

Niubi!

"You..." Chen Xiushen stood up furiously, and pointed at Long Qi with a trembling finger, "You're insulting the gentleman, you're insulting the gentleman!"

The other old scholars were also furious, as if they were about to tear the dragon unicorn into pieces. The students in our country spoke elegant words and read holy books, so how could they use such vulgar words to correct them.

Mr. Long's face was dark and gloomy, and the old men of all the major families laughed. Mr. Hou Zhiyuan joked, "Old Long, your grandson really came out of the same mold as you!" After saying this, the other old men laughed even more. Huan, the complexion of Longhuangcheng became even darker, Longhuangcheng slapped the table and shouted angrily, "Nie Yi, what are you talking about?"

Long Qi looked at the old man in a daze and asked, "What's the matter, isn't it neat? Who dares to say that I'm not neat?"

Li Hongrui had an extremely weird expression on his face, a smile that wasn't a smile, wanting to cry but not tears, saying obscene words while eating...

And what Long Qi said is very true, the second line of Long Qi's pair is also very neat, fragrant versus smelly, drunk versus dizzy, it is understandable to say that it is neat, but this artistic conception is a bit vulgar!

Ye Lisheng, Meng Hongtao and other Hongru were trembling all over, and the beards under their cheeks were trembling like chaff. The wobbly beard seemed to prove their existence.

Long Qi's couplet completely scolded all his Confucian scholars, and he couldn't refute himself, because Long Qi's pair was very neat, and I'm sorry...

Lin Zhehan has the feeling of eating poop, and when a very hungry person is craving delicious food, he will serve it to you with a spoon, but he is also secretly glad that this bastard didn't use the word "cake" .

"You...you don't count!" Lin Zhehan waved his hand, "I don't bother to discuss such elegant matters with an ignorant dude like you, you are not worthy!"

"Cut!" Long Qi twitched his lips, and then made a bastard gesture with his hands, "What do you think you are, and I am not worthy? You deserve a fart! Do you dare to say that the second line I got right just now is wrong? Don't you?" Untidy, untidy? Besides, with your three-legged talent and learning, I will make a couplet and you will be [-]% wrong!"

"This..." Lin Zhehan couldn't say anything about the first half of Long Qi's sentence, because Long Qi was indeed right, but he couldn't say that it was excellent, and he could only wave his sleeves, but Long Qi The second half of Qi's sentence made him sneer, and he even laughed back angrily, "What? Are you wrong with me? You are really arrogant... Mr. Long, Xiaosheng really wants to learn about your Shanglian!"

The faces of the other people in the Guotang also recovered. If Long Qi's pair could not match his disciples, that would be a big joke in the world, and he would lose face to the 3000 people in the Guotang.

Meng Hongtao said coldly in the back, "That's right! Mr. Long published a Shanghai couplet so that Zhehan can listen to the Shanghai couplet produced by a real great talent, and also see how Zhehan's skills are!"

"Hehe!" Long Qi laughed again, and he asked back, "Why? Why do you make me match, I am right, and you let me make the first couplet, and I will do the first couplet? That was just for your majesty's sake. , now? To give you old pedantic face? I said you really know how to rely on the old to sell the old, what do you think of yourself? You..."

"Evil! You still don't shut up! How dare you act presumptuously in front of the emperor!" Long Huangcheng and Long Qi played double reeds.

Long Qi was scolding Zheng Huan there, and the faces of the old scholars in the Guotang banquet were also turning blue and white. How many years has it been since he was pointed at his nose and scolded him?

And let an ignorant dude point his nose?

Mr. Long can also see clearly from behind. His old man has also hated pious rotten scholars in his life. He didn't say anything to stop Long Qi from being so presumptuous. But seeing Ye Lisheng's face getting darker and darker, Mr. Long should also appear on the stage. I saw Longhuangcheng slapped the table, made a threat, leaked his domineering aura, and yelled angrily to startle the people in the court.

Long Qi secretly gave Grandpa a thumbs up, not bad, the timing is just right, not too long or too short, just enough to arouse their anger but prevent them from expressing it.

"Ahem... Well, reciting poems is just right, it's just for fun, so why take it seriously? Ye Laomeng, Mr. Long is just a slip of the tongue, don't take it seriously." Li Hongrui cleared his throat and smoothed things over. Instead, he looked at Long Qi, "Master Long, why don't you publish a couplet and let us all taste it, so what?"

"Eh..." Black lines appeared on Long Qi's head, and he himself.It's just bragging, how can I know how to link up and down?

"Your Majesty, this little bastard is just talking for fun, don't take it seriously, you bastard, you still haven't apologized to Mrs. Ye and Mrs. Meng!" Elder Long stood up and saluted, and said the last sentence to Long Qi with glaring eyes.

"Hey, Your Majesty, this aristocratic family in the capital is even more arrogant than ours in the Northwest. They dare to joke around in front of you. Isn't this deceiving you? This is really...hehe..." Ximen, who had nothing to do with anything, suddenly smiled. Opening the paper fan, he said sarcastically with a smile.

Long Qi keenly felt a sense of provocation, he squinted his eyes and looked at Ximen Xiao secretly, is this a person who is afraid of chaos in the world?
Looking at the pictures of Ximen Bo Ximen, they all looked indifferent and normal. It seems that they are not surprised by this situation, and it may also be a hint from the leader!
Hehe, is it Ximen’s family?

remember!
Why did Ximenxiao make such a fuss?
The Ximen family considers themselves to be higher than the secular families, and when they arrive in the capital, they also feel that they are above all things. They greet the officials of the capital, and the gifts and invitations of the major families, the Ximen family refuses with a very elegant feeling. However, there are two families that did not show their favor: the Long family and the Liu family.

Although they hate the harassment like flies, wouldn't it be boring without these harassments?
There are always such people in the world who hate something, but when that thing is far away from him, he will miss it very much.So the members of Ximen's family hated these two families who didn't give face.

Longhuangcheng's face is a bit ugly, isn't this a slap in the face?

Although my own home can't be compared with Ximen's home, it still has some dignity!The heads of other families also looked a little unnatural. After all, the Long family is on the same level as us. What does it matter if you are an outsider in our affairs?
Li Hongrui's face was normal, with a smile on his face, but his eyes were complicated when he smiled. He looked at Ximen Bo, who was calm and casual, and said with a smile, "Hey, I'm just joking! What's wrong with you? New Year's Eve Yes, are you all happy? That’s it, Long Qi puts out a couplet to see if Lin Zhehan can match up, if he can, Long Qi apologizes like Ye Fuzi and others, if not, then let’s forget about it!”

Li Hongrui laughed, and the muddy language made people irresistible, Ximen Bo nodded secretly, as expected of the emperor, he just solved the deadlock with two or three sentences in an instant, amazing!
Long Qi knew that he might not be able to avoid the current situation. After all, the emperor had spoken, and face was to be given. Long Huangcheng also sat down and looked at the grandson standing in the center of the hall who was "pretentiously hesitating". It is full of confidence.

What a joke, my grandson is a peerless talent, who can match him?Just a pair!How could there be no good Shanglian?
But, he didn't know, Long Qi didn't pretend to hesitate at all, he really couldn't figure it out.

Isn't this rushing ducks to the shelves?When Long Qi was hesitating, he looked up and saw Li Hongrui sitting on the dragon chair, and a flash of inspiration flashed in Long Qi's mind, "Since everyone thinks I'm right, let's do it! Seeing that His Majesty is It was the luckiest time for me, so I will make a couplet with the emperor!"

"Zhen?" When Li Hongrui was mentioned, he was also at a loss.

"Exactly, my Shanglian is..."

"Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live!"

(End of this chapter)