reincarnation devil

Chapter 147 Deception!

Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live!
The whole audience was in an uproar, not to mention how elegant and impressive the Shanglian produced by Longqi was, it was extremely difficult for someone who was driven out of the market to come up with a Shanglian in an instant!
Looking at this couplet again, the artistic conception is very vulgar and unbearably vulgar. A sentence that every minister would say when he went to court made Long Qi say it into a couplet, and this couplet also has a lot of traps, flat and neat, as if Can't find a fault!
Everyone is secretly thinking about this upper line, including Tang Hongxuan, Sun Hui, and even Zhao Suixin, who are secretly thinking about the second line, "Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, this is What pair? Such a vulgar yet extremely difficult pair?"

Zhao Suixin was about to blow his head again, he didn't expect that Long Qi could really come up with a couplet in this moment.

Such a suitable timing, such a suitable situation, this is not what I thought before, whether it is a pair or a couplet, these are all temporary uprisings, I am afraid that even I will be burned out!
But Long Qi was not, he was still the same fool as before, but he was able to deal with it so quickly.

Zhao Suixin thought about it for a long time, but all the couplets he thought of were good, either the rhymes were wrong, or the words couldn't match...

Could it be that he is really not as good as him?

Mr. Long sat on the chair with a proud face, and then looked at the frowning faces of these civil servants on the opposite side. You civil servants are not worthy of my grandson's Shanglian!

I have lived in the dog's belly for so many years!Zhang Qiulin pushed the Dragon Imperial City aside, "Old Dragon, it's not like you cheated and told your grandson just now!"

Dragon Emperor City looked at him with disdain, "Cheat on your face, the old man has been sitting here, what's the point of cheating?"

Li Hongrui, Ye Lisheng and others did not expect that Long Qi could think of it so quickly. Even Ximen Xiao, who deliberately made things difficult for Long Qi, was stunned, and then fell into deep thought, wanting to think of a couplet to deal with this vulgar Second line.

Lin Zhehan also had this idea in his heart. He stood in the hall like a ridiculous sculpture. He thought of no less than fifty second couplets, but none of them matched. Shaking his head in denial, Meng Hongtao raised his head slightly, closed his eyes tightly, and muttered "Pingze", Chen Xiushen's face changed drastically, unexpectedly...

This Shanglian made everyone frown.

At first glance, this couplet seems very simple and clichéd, but it can make everyone gasp. There are not many quantifiers, just a ten thousand character.

However, according to the fact that the lower line bears the upper line and includes the upper line, the lower line must have a quantifier larger than ten thousand, but I am afraid that there is no such thing.

Moreover, the Long Live Lord in the first sentence is even the Ninth Five-Year Lord. There is nothing in the world that can be greater than the Ninth Five-Year Lord!

This Shanglian couldn't help but baffled Ye Lisheng, Meng Hongtao and the old masters, and it was even more difficult for the thirty or so talents from Guotang. Everyone frowned like a magic stick and muttered to themselves.

They never expected that this ungrateful dandy would throw out such a tricky Shanghai couplet as soon as he opened his mouth!Faced with this sentence, "Long Live Lord, Lord Long Live, Long Live Lord, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, a group of talents in the country fell into an unprecedented bitter battle!"
This question was originally given to Lin Zhehan alone, but everyone in the school was right. Although it was a bit embarrassing, what is so embarrassing about literature?
The problem he posed has been corrected by Long Dawan. Even though the second couplet that he confronted was quite clichéd and indecent, he was always corrected, but no one can match him.

It was the same as the time given to Long Qi, half an hour.

Time is flying fast, Long Qi is eating a roast goose, its image is extremely ugly, You Haha's big hands, You Haha's cheeks, not paying attention to the image at all, Shi Ying, who is sitting in the seat of the ladies, looks at this Long Qi eating the roast goose , she couldn't see through Long Qi even more.

I thought he was a born conspirator, but the murderous aura is not possessed by a conspirator. I thought he was a madman, but I didn't expect his heart to be so delicate and the upper line that came out so seamlessly ...

Li Xiaoqi was biting her fingernails, frowned slightly, and pulled Shi Ying's sleeve, "Yinger, can you tell me?"

Shi Ying shook her head.

"Hey... Let me just say, you are still not very good... Long Qi really has some skills!" Li Xiaoqi said pretending to be mature, her appearance is very cute, and her chubby face is red Light, with little stars shining in his eyes, staring straight at Long Qi.

Seeing the appearance of a good sister, Shi Ying shook her head secretly, my sister, you fell in love with such a person with such a scheming for no apparent reason, I don't know if it is good or bad!

Half an hour passed quickly, and there was nothing in the entire hall except the sound of people eating.

Except for the voice, there were only frowns all over the room. No one was right here, including the pale-faced Lin Zhehan. At this time, Lin Zhehan did not stand upright and arrogant as before. Now he is like a fighting dog. The defeated rooster has no fighting spirit, "I... I... I'm sorry, I lost!"

Lin Zhehan lowered his high head, his face was extremely pale, he was finished, he lost to Longqi.

Let’s not say that I won’t have any high-level cadres above my official career, just say that I have lost the face of Guotang’s disciples. I can’t get along in the literary world just because of this crime. I am afraid that everyone I have ridiculed and suppressed will Come up and suppress yourself in the same way!
Long Qi just ate the whole roast goose into his stomach, sucked the oil on his hand, then patted Lin Zhehan's shoulder with his oily right hand with a magnanimous but pretentious attitude, patted He also rubbed it consciously for a while.

In an instant, Lin Zhehan didn't want this dress anymore. Long Qi squinted his eyes and hummed, "Just say you can't do it! Let people from your country hall come out, right?"

Insult, great insult!

Lin Zhehan raised his head and looked at Long Qi viciously, his hatred was beyond words. Everyone in the Guotang heard his words, including several old scholars among them.

Their expressions changed continuously, and they didn't say anything at the end, what Long Qi said was right, they said long ago that you can't play with them, you have to let them go wrong, and you are all read books of sages to make things difficult for a playboy, Do you mind?

No one in the Guotang dared to say anything, Long Qi looked around, a contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he snorted coldly, and walked back to his seat with a swaying body, his figure was so enchanting that it was outrageous.

Today, the people in the Guotang are shooting their own feet with stones!

Long Qi didn't want to be so public today, he just wanted to have a good meal, but someone always deliberately let him fall into the whirlpool.

Although Long Qi despises this group of hypocrites, he has no obligation to waste his saliva to embarrass these people, but he deliberately finds fault with Long Qi, can he bear it with Young Master Long's violent temper?

Young Master Long's motto is: If you don't offend me, I won't offend you. If you slap me, I'll kill your whole family!
Since Guotang put this face together, how could Master Long have the nerve not to give them a slap in the face?
Facts have proved that this slap is crisp and loud.

"Ahem, this pair is just a product of boredom, so don't take it too seriously, Zhehan, this time you really can't compare with Mr. Long, why don't you come back quickly, and still shame on the outside?" Chen Cultivate your body and tell your disciple to come back quickly, don't be ashamed outside, and if the child loses all self-confidence, then something serious will happen!
Lin Zhehan saluted the emperor as if he had heard the imperial decree, and quickly returned to his previous seat.

"Hehe, what Mr. Chen said is right. It's just a game for literati and poets to play their time when they are bored. What really shows talent and learning is poetry, song, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting..." Zhao Suixin on the side couldn't help He smiled emotionally, "Is there nothing that can compare to Mr. Long?"

Long Qi, who was pacing back, suddenly staggered a step, damn it, it's really going to kill me!

Long Qi maintained a normal state and returned to his seat. Seeing the new dishes on the table, Long Qi smiled slightly, then picked up a piece of fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, and then said vaguely, "Poems, songs, Fu, piano, chess, calligraphy, painting The young master is not afraid, but after standing for so long, the young master's back is sore, why don't you play with Xiao Zhao first, whoever can beat Xiao Zhao, come to me again!"

Saying that, Long Qi didn't keep his hands idle, picked up the spoon, filled a bowl of Dabu soup and drank it.

Long Qi's words were the ones that Zhao Suixin just shied away from just now, he really used his own way to deal with his own body!Zhao Suixin's face froze slightly, as if he couldn't shirk now!
Zhao Suixin didn't speak, and Tang Hongxuan snorted coldly, "Long Qi, you are so brave, you dare to call yourself a young master in front of the emperor, you have such a great score, what is your intention to deceive the emperor like this? Your majesty, I request that this disrespectful person be brought to justice, otherwise he will mess up his court plan, and it will be ridiculous!"

Tang Hongxuan Kenshi is also an official, he can call himself a minister, and he put this big hat on Long Qi with bad intentions.

What a big hat!

In such an instant, he wears a brain that deceives the king?Why are you so good?

Longhuangcheng's originally recovered face became ugly again. Looking at Tang Qianqiu with a gray beard, his expression became brutal. Tang Qianqiu also looked at Tang Hongxuan in astonishment. He didn't expect his grandson to say such a word!
Everyone looked at Li Hongrui, looking at the judgment of the Holy Master. Li Hongrui smiled slightly and held up his wine glass, "Oh, it's serious, it's serious, you said it's the Chinese New Year, don't be so cautious? Although it's a state banquet, everyone here is not only You are my subjects, and you are also my subjects, there are no taboos, no taboos!"

As expected of an emperor, a few words solved another difficult matter, neither offending the Long family nor the Tang family, it can be said to please both sides.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, I have something to say!"

(End of this chapter)