The black belly is playing big names

Chapter 340

Bai Bai's body shrunk quickly, and he stuck out his tongue and said, "Eldest sister, why did they punish me for doing something wrong! I have always been very good!"

Ye Youran snorted coldly, and said, "You're very good? Hehe, you've seen it since the beginning, right? Why didn't you tell me?"

True Monarch White Tiger's two front paws were right, right, and he said with an aggrieved face: "I saw that you were enjoying yourself, so you didn't say it! I was quite optimistic about that kid at first, how could I know that he is so unscrupulous, How dare you say you are an old leftover woman? Nima, in Heaven, no one dares to say you are an old leftover woman even after you are tens of thousands of years old! Isn’t he sincerely looking for excitement!”

Ye Youran stared, True Monarch Baihu immediately shut his mouth obediently.

This eldest sister, I really can't afford to offend you!

Ye Youran just rode the poor Baibai all the way for a long, long way. Seeing that it was night, she had to find a place to sleep!
Coincidentally, Ye Youran and Baibai's dog shit arrived, and just when it was dark, they walked to a relatively large town in the territory of an unknown lord, planning to find a place to sleep.

True Monarch Baihu stretched out his front paws and patted Ye Youran's shoulder: "Sister, I want to eat meat!"

"Eat your sister!" A certain night who ran away was still angry.

"I want to eat meat!" True Monarch Baihu looked at a certain night pitifully: "Sister, I was wrong! I shouldn't have warned you! I won't dare again in the future!"

"And in the future?" The voice of a certain night was raised, and I didn't care about you because you carried me on my back. How dare there be a next time?
"There will never be a next time, really! I swear!" A real gentleman raised his fleshy claws and swore: "In the future, I will stand firmly in the same camp and front with you, sister, and firmly implement the eight honors and eight shames. , to be proud of my sister, ashamed of deceiving my sister, proud of obeying my sister, and ashamed of defying my sister!"

The anger in Ye Youran's stomach just subsided a little bit, hehe, you guys wait for me and see how I deal with you when I go back!

Ye Youran looked at the silver in his hand, pondered over and over again, and said to Baibai, the pitiful cat incarnation of True Monarch White Tiger, on his shoulder: "Look, I didn't bring a lot of money! I still have to save money. That Lord Tianji is preparing a congratulatory gift! Anyway, as long as you recover your real body, you can get a lot of prey if you go out for a walk! You should go by yourself! We can save a point!"

True Monarch Baihu leaned in front of Ye Youran's face with a surprised look and said, "Sister! This is the town! If I recover my real body, the people here will have to flay me alive!"

"Come on!" Ye Youran rolled her eyes and said, "Who broke down my house and ate several of my people back then?"

True Monarch Baihu said with a smile on his face: "Sister, don't blame me, I thought you had recovered your memory! Who would have known that you still—ahhh, I said the wrong thing, my good sister, you are so pitiful! Me, for the sake of carrying you on my back tomorrow, you should think of a way!"

Ye Youran pinched her chin, rolled her eyes, hey, I have an idea!

Ye Youran smiled wickedly, and said to True Monarch Baihu: "That's good, why don't we play a game called Immortal Jump together?"

True Monarch Baihu blinked his eyes, why does he always have the feeling of being calculated?This Ye leisurely day is not counting on torturing others, but she is not willing to give up!Well, why don't you hear what better ideas she has?

Who still eats raw food now, it tastes good when it is cooked, roasted, sprinkled with salt and cumin!
As soon as he thought that he would be able to eat meat in a short while, Master Baihu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked cautiously: "What good idea do you have?"

Ye Youran smiled mischievously, and said, "As long as you cooperate with me, we will definitely have food and a bed to sleep in. We can eat whatever we want!"

"Really!" True Monarch Baihu's eyes lit up: "Not lying?"

"Nonsense! Do you want to cooperate?" Ye Youran rolled her eyes and said, "Anyway, I'm not picky. If you don't cooperate, then we can eat dry food!"

"Don't, don't, sister! I cooperate, when will I say I don't cooperate!" True Lord Baihu waved his tail wildly, um, dear, let's not say that your real body is a tiger, even if you play the role of a tiger now Cats, but dear, only dogs can wag their tails, cats don’t wag their tails...

Ye Youran said with a half smile but not a smile: "Bring me the ear and I'll tell you..."

Ye Youran said such and such in the ear of this poor boy, Zhenjun Baihu, and said with a smile: "As long as you do what I say, you will be guaranteed to eat all kinds of delicious food! Tomorrow We'll run away at dawn!"

True Monarch Baihu said with righteousness on his face: "Sister, it's immoral for you to do this. Such a fraudulent transaction is very immoral!... How much money should we ask for?"

Ye Youran suddenly smiled and said: "If it is less than this amount, we will be sorry for our conscience!"

Seeing that Ye Youran opened five paws, ah no, five fingers, True Monarch Baihu asked suspiciously, "500 taels?"

Ye Youran's face was serious: "You are promising, can you? You are worth 500 taels of silver!"

"Five thousand?" True Monarch Baihu blinked his small eyes: "Is it still gold?"

Ye Youran chuckled, and said, "You are stupid, who likes to carry so many of such heavy things!"

"Then what exactly do you want!" True Monarch Baihu became anxious immediately: "It's fine if we fill our stomachs first!"

Ye Youran nodded, with an expression that I already care about you and just cooperate obediently, and said: "Let's go, let's put on makeup first! We need to act properly!"

Outside the town, a white cat was whining pitifully, and was dragged into the town by a woman in a pale yellow dress, grabbing its tail...so...

meow~~
It was getting darker and darker. In front of one of the most luxurious mansions in this town, there stood a stooped old woman who was definitely over 80 years old, leaning on a simple crutch made of a dead tree branch, with her arms in her arms. Holding a white cat with a bow tie in his arms, he stood smilingly at the door.

Ribbon... why is it a bow!Why is it not something else!
Shh, don't talk, let others know you can talk and you will be dissected!
Eldest sister, you don't need others to dissect it, so why don't you use the knife?
A person came out of the door and asked very politely: "Madam, who are you looking for?"

Hohohoho...look at my flawless make-up!
Cough, cough twice quickly, and make sure that the voice speaking now is an old voice that belongs to the elderly: "My name is a certain night. I come from a distant world. I pass by a treasure land. There is a treasure that I want to give to the owner of this house!"

"Old madam, my master already has a lot of treasures, he is not short of treasures, please go back!" The other party was quite polite, since the other party was an octogenarian, he did not speak rudely.

One night, he looked at the other party with a high-pitched voice and mysterious eyes: "Are you sure you don't need to inform your master? If your master knows that you have made an assertion and pushed him away, maybe you will never meet in your life." Rare and rare treasure, are you sure he will really let you go?"

The other party still declined with a smile: "Thank you for the reminder, but there is no need. Please!"

"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!! You will regret it!" One night turned around and left holding a white cat with a bow tie.

Turning a corner, the white cat with a bow tie in his arms squinted at some night: "Look, look, I said it won't work, but you still don't believe it!"

"Shut up! The fun has just begun!" A certain night, ahem, yes, a certain night is Ye Youran, and now she has finally recovered her true voice, whispering: "When did I, Ye Youran, give up so easily? Just look at it!"

Look good, how do you look good?

Before Baihu Zhenjun could react, he felt his body lighten, and his feet stepped on the ground instantly. He lowered his head and saw, Huo, he was forced to be thrown onto the roof!
Well, in this world, on this planet, who dares to throw themselves like this, it seems that there is really no one other than the vicious elder sister who is dressed as an old lady!

Even if we are thrown, we dare not make a sound!I can't afford to offend you!If the elder sister runs away violently, we will suffer accordingly!
Ye Youran looked left and right, but no one was there, so she jumped onto the roof.

Ok?What is she planning to do?Why climb the roof again?Wait, wait, why are you looking at me with such terrifying eyes!No, don't—

Before classmate Baihu Zhenjun could resist, this poor classmate had already tied a ribbon around his waist one night, and then hung it from the eaves of the roof and threw it down!

You, you, you, if you treat me like this again, True Lord Baihu, I will, I will - I will cry for you!
As soon as True Lord Baihu was thrown out, Ye Youran's crappy old woman's voice came from the roof immediately: "God has brought a will, God said that there must be light, so there is light, God said, I send down grace Here you are, and you have wealth!"

Ye Youran's crappy voice sounded, and everyone in the yard looked at the roof at the same time!
True Monarch White Tiger took a look.No, hurry up and get ready!

So, everyone saw this gorgeous scene!I saw a cat, a white cat, a white cat with a pink bow floating in the air!
I rub!

God cat!
What a miracle!
All the people in the house rushed out, including the owner of the whole house, just staring at the white cat floating in the sky in a daze, blinking their eyes, that's right, it's a cat!Cats can fly?
Because the sky is too dark, it is dark, and the thread tied to the cat is silver, so it is understandable that everyone can't find it!
(End of this chapter)