The black belly is playing big names

Chapter 341
But, big sister, how long will I keep this posture!

True Monarch White Tiger is in a standing posture, with both front paws making the gesture of Guanyin Master, and two lower paws standing upright, with a solemn and serene face, a peaceful attitude!

"God has given you wealth, so what have you done for God?" Ye Youran lay on the roof with her throat squeezed and continued to say in a tone: "Being rich and unkind has already violated God's will, so God wants to send a god cat The messenger came to punish you!"

After Ye Youran finished saying this, she tugged the Yinxian in her hand, True Monarch Baihu pondered for a long time, how should this punishment be punished!I also said that it doesn't count!But now Ye Youran on the roof is staring at him covetously, and there are still a group of people looking up at him stupidly, this scene has to go on!

What to do, what to do!Ye Youran, you didn't tell me what to do next!

There was really no other way, True Lord White Tiger could only restore the tiger's howling sound, and roared very hard: "Wow——" Then, he quickly enlarged his head and turned into a tiger-headed cat-body huge monster!

"The god has appeared!" When the people below saw the terrifying phenomenon above their heads, how could they be calm?Wow, they all knelt down at once, kowtowed and said, "Master Cat God, it's none of our business, we're all here to make soy sauce!"

True Monarch Baihu made a nod, pointed to the owner of this house and said: "Just now the envoy of God knocked on your door, and originally wanted to save you from disaster, how could you know that you are so ignorant?" Anyway, dare to resist God's guidance, are you guilty?"

The owner of this house suddenly said inexplicably, "The grass people don't know! The grass people don't know anything! If the grass people knew that the cat god was coming, they would not say anything so presumptuous! Please forgive me, the cat god! I will be sincere Xiangshan, be a good person!"

True Monarch White Tiger nodded, squinting at some night lying on the roof cramp laughing, and said, "In that case, since you are the first offender and have a good attitude of confessing, you will not be held accountable for the time being!"

Ye Youran, who was lying on the roof, squeezed her throat again and said: "Since you have all admitted your mistakes, then this god will save you from the disaster today. Let this holy cat be the messenger who supervises you, Together with you, let it be your treasure of the town house! Om, mibai, bang—the effect of possession is removed!"

The poor True Lord White Tiger who was hung under the eaves immediately pretended to be dispossessed, his whole body trembled, and he returned to the form of a cat, and finally he did not forget to meow, proving that he was a cat!
The silver thread was cut off by Ye Youran, and True Monarch White Tiger fell from the eaves to the ground.

Ouch, take it easy!Can you tell me before you cut off the rope, my old waist!
The people in the house were relieved when they saw the spirit's possession was lifted. They looked at the white cat with a pink bow on the ground and thought about it. This cat dared not offend it!

"Master Cat God!" The owner of the house said very respectfully: "God gave us a decree to give you as the treasure of the town house. We, the Caomin, will definitely serve the Cat God well and respect him as the honored guest! Caomin will be the cat god. My lord, build a first-class cattery and offer the best cat food!"

True Monarch White Tiger coughed, meaning, the one on the roof, you can act now!
At this time, an old woman's voice came from outside the gate: "Bai Bai, my Bai Bai, where have you been?"

When the people in the yard heard it, fuck it, the sound was so cautious and panicked!Who could it be!
At this moment, Bai Bai, who was still on airs just now, ran towards the door in a wild way!

The owner of the house saw it, and I wiped it, no good, this is the treasure of the town house just sent by the gods, we can't just let it go away, so the owner of the house shouted: "Hurry up and catch up!" ! Go and don't let the cat god go away!"

Ever since, a group of people rushed towards the door.

As soon as the gate opened, an octogenarian woman over eighty years old, with a happy face and a lost and recovered expression, hugged the white cat with a pink bow that ran towards her in her arms, turned around and was about to leave!
"Wait, old lady!" The owner of the house hurriedly called Ye Youran to stop: "Old lady, is this your cat? Can we talk?"

Ho Ho Ho Ho, let me just say, if I set up a trick, can you still not drill?
After laughing, Ye Youran turned around and immediately returned to a serious and surprised expression, and said, "What's the matter, sir? I'm just here to look for my lost cat, Bai Bai. What's the matter with you? "

"It's like this. I like your cat very much. Can you give this cat to me? Of course, I will definitely compensate you, and I will definitely not treat you badly!" The owner of the mansion hurriedly said with a smile.

At this time, the doorkeeper looked at it, and said, "I'm so good, isn't this the old lady who knocked on the door just now?"Damn you, the cat she is holding is actually Lord Cat God. I think you are a fairy, if I had known, I would have invited you into my house!No, I firmly cannot admit that I blocked it, otherwise I will die!

Ye Youran turned around gracefully holding the cat who was smiling but not smiling or suppressing a smile, and said with a smile: "This gentleman is really interesting. I just visited and wanted to give you this cat, but you refused. If you want to go back now, it will not be so easy!"

"Don't, don't! The old lady is negotiable!" Seeing that Ye Youran was about to leave, the owner of the house became anxious and said, "As long as I have something, you can open it! Even if I don't have it, as long as I can do it Yes, it will definitely satisfy you! This is a town house gift from Lord Cat God, I really dare not disobey the will of God!"

True Monarch White Tiger in his arms said in a low voice: "Hey, hey, take it when you see it! Otherwise, neither of us will be able to eat enough tonight!"

Ye Youran turned around immediately, and said with a smile: "But my cat is very special, he doesn't eat ordinary cat food, but eats meat, and he will eat at least fifty catties of meat and bones in one meal! Do you really want it?"

The owner of the house laughed and said, "Don't say it's fifty catties of meat, even five hundred catties is fine!"

Ye Youran said treacherously: "But this cat has been with me for so many years and is my partner. I am not willing to let it leave me!"

"That's good. Since the old lady can't live without this cat god, please let the old lady live together! I will make sure that the old lady will spend her old age in peace!" The owner of the house said sincerely: "Besides, I will I will also give the old lady priceless jewels as a gift, the cat god is the treasure of the town house bestowed by the gods, talking about money is too vulgar. So this is a small gift for the old lady, please don't refuse it!"

Ye Youran immediately said with a smile: "Since Your Excellency is so polite, then I will not be too polite!"

Hmph, when have you ever been polite?
So Ye Youran and True Lord Baihu, two unreliable gods, just walked into his house with such a big swagger.
And True Monarch White Tiger was content to hold a full fifty or sixty catties of meat and eat all kinds of meat!

Ahhh, these meats are roasted, sprinkled with salt, and sprinkled with cumin. The taste is really good!
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, I love cooked food!
This meal is so satisfying!

At the banquet, the owner of this house was full of respect and praise!
Nima, who has grown so big, who has seen a cat sitting at the dining table and eating gracefully?But also eat cooked, with salt, with cumin!

Nima, anyway, I have never seen a cat with such a large appetite!One meal, a full fifty catties of barbecue!
While eating, Ye Youran was full of emotions: "Oh, your finger is so beautiful! Oh, your vase is so beautiful! Oh, tell me, why is there an emerald pin missing from my clothes? Ah! Ah, tell me, this bracelet on your daughter-in-law's wrist is so pretty..."

So, after the meal was over, Ye Youran's body was covered with all kinds of jewelry, and she held several vases in her arms...

Now that the meal is over, we have to find a place to sleep!
Although the owner of this house can't tell what's wrong, the cat god can't be wrong, right?Look at their style, it is not an ordinary cat at first glance!
Whose cat can wear a red bow?

And it will fly in the sky!

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This is what I saw with my own eyes, so I can't be wrong!
But why do you always feel a little unreliable in your heart?

Seeing the old lady with a round belly and her cat go back to the guest room to rest with her belly puffed out, the owner of the house thought about it, but felt that something was wrong.

His wife is losing his temper with him, "Master, I have saved up those jewelry all my life. You can just give it away as soon as you say it! I even gave her so many gold and silver antiques! What do I think of that old lady?" What's wrong with that!"

"What's wrong?" The owner of the house asked his wife, "Do you also think it's a bit too coincidental?"

"That's right! It's so good, how can there be a god?" The hostess of the house said in a low voice: "Our family has never worshiped a cat god before! Why did a cat god appear out of thin air? And also perform miracles?”

Well, it turns out that I am not the only one who feels strange and strange!No, I have to check it out!

The owner of the house decisively took his wife to knock on the door: "Old lady, have you slept yet?"

Ye Youran quickly put on the wig, and said with a smile: "Not yet, is there anything?"

(End of this chapter)