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Chapter 6 Monkey Wine (Please collect! Please recommend!)

It has to be said that the Giant Snake King was more patient than Xiao Bai thought.

Maybe it's because the body is a snake? ?Good at waiting? ?
Xiao Bai waited until the evening of the fifth day before the little snake came to convey the meaning of the giant snake king and asked the old monkey fairy to have a talk tomorrow.

Hou Da, who was already sure of winning, had a face as bitter as a bitter melon, and his forehead was full of wrinkles.

Xiao Bai glanced at it as big as a butt burned.

Not to mention, the ass is really red.

"Okay, okay, no one is forcing you to eat that rock, you can go with the old monkey fairy tomorrow." I have to say, a monkey dangling in front of you, scratching its ears and cheeks, with an aggrieved expression on its face, is indeed quite happy. emotional.

"Come on!" Hou Da was afraid that Xiao Bai would regret it, so he rushed out without saying a word.

Xiao Bai shook his head helplessly: The monkey clan transformation plan has a long way to go!

Look at this group of monkeys, all of them are big and three thick, why don't they think about things in their minds! ! !
Not long after, the old monkey fairy also came to the cave where Xiao Bai lived, looked at Xiao Bai who was rolling on the haystack, hesitated to speak, stopped talking and wanted to speak.

"Is the old monkey fairy afraid that he will be tricked at tomorrow's meeting?" Xiao Bai saw the old monkey fairy coming, and a carp bounced up from the haystack.

"That's not the case. Although the old worm is not very capable, it still can't do this." The old monkey fairy stroked his beard with a confident expression on his face.

"If you are afraid, you will be afraid, and if you can't reach an agreement later, everyone will be very embarrassed."

Hearing these words, Xiao Bai's heart sank in half: He is worthy of being a creature of the wilderness, with such a motherly simplicity!

"It's okay. Apart from the soil ball, the Monkey Clan still has some good things. It depends on whether the old Monkey Fairy is willing to change it." Xiao Bai rubbed his hands with excitement.

It has to be said that the previous understanding of the monkey tribe was limited to the soil ball and the bone elder vine, but after being able to move these few days, Xiao Bai visited the monkey tribe several times.

Not to mention the discovery of several kinds of herbs for treating trauma, Xiao Bai was even more pleasantly surprised to find a good thing from the monkey clan! ! !

Monkey wine! ! !
This was discovered by Xiao Bai when he was wandering in a certain forest, the strong aroma of wine could make a person drunk to death!

As soon as he was about to drink some, he was stopped by a few monkeys arranged by the old monkey fairy to look at Xiao Bai, saying that it was the juice of spoiled soil balls, he couldn't drink it, and there would be problems after drinking it.

Then Xiao Bai asked what would be the problem, and he decisively raised his forehead.

Sure enough, there is no concept of being drunk at all now. After several monkeys secretly drank these wines and got drunk, they returned to the clan and went crazy with alcohol. After being kicked by the monkeys for several times, no monkey dared to drink this stuff anymore .

Then, there is no more.
A moment of silence for those monkeys, don't drink if the wine is not good! ! !

Xiao Bai silently slandered those monkeys who dared to try the wine, and then the monkeys who accompanied him asked for a lot of bamboo joints, filled the wine to a full size, and brought it back with satisfaction.

Tomorrow, it seems that it is time to use these things! !
Xiao Bai dug out a bamboo tube from the haystack and threw it to the old monkey fairy.

"Drink together???"

After the old monkey fairy took it and smelled it, his expression changed instantly.

"Did you drink this fairy drink??"

Xiao Bai: ? ? ?
No, you all know this stuff? ? ?
The old monkey fairy didn't open the bamboo joints, but persuaded Xiao Bai earnestly.

"You are not a creature of this world, so naturally you don't know the power of this fairy drink. The monkeys in my family have already discovered this juice, but after drinking it, they feel hot all over, and some even run wildly without strength. It tends to increase a lot, but the one thing that is unified is that after drinking this fairy, I will be confused for at least two or three days when I wait for the monkey tribe, and my head will hurt like a needle. This is not a good thing! Ordered my family to forbid drinking this thing, where did you get it from?"

Well, sure enough, there is such a thing as a hangover, no matter if it is a human or a monkey, it can happen if you drink too much.

Xiao Bai didn't bother to care about that, he lifted a bamboo knot, and paid respects to the old monkey fairy.

"It's nothing, it's just a natural breeding. The earth balls stored by the people of the clan have been colored by the aura of heaven and earth, and have evolved into this mellow thing. As long as it's not too much, it doesn't matter."

After finishing speaking, he poured several sips into his mouth.

I have to say, this monkey wine is really a good thing!After taking a bite, a warm feeling slowly rises from the stomach, and the heat flows vertically upwards, reaching the limbs and bones, which is indescribably comfortable.

"Is it really all right??" The old monkey fairy couldn't help being suspicious when he saw that Xiao Bai had taken a big sip, except that his face was rosy and there was nothing unusual.

"It's all right, but don't drink too much, based on your drinking capacity, Old Monkey Fairy." Xiao Bai looked at the old monkey fairy's figure, and estimated the old monkey fairy's drinking capacity.

"Under three cans, it should be fine, and it even has the effect of helping sleep."

Seeing how confident Xiao Bai was, the Old Monkey Immortal also took a sip in doubt.

It has to be said that this monkey wine has been stored in the tree hole for an unknown number of years, and it even has some ointment. When he swallowed it, the old monkey fairy's face turned slightly red, and when he opened his mouth, he breathed out the smell of alcohol.

"Okay!!!" Old Monkey Immortal breathed out the breath of alcohol, and he felt a lot more heroic.

"I'm afraid this wine is quite old." Xiao Bai shook the bamboo joint lightly, looked at the green and jade-like color, and secretly came to a conclusion in his heart.

However, in the present of fine wine, how could one wish for such things? ? ?

He raised the bamboo joint and touched the old monkey fairy lightly.

"drink!!!"

Hou Da also looked for some kinds of fruits with keen eyesight, and watched the two of them drink and eat.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of fruits, Lao Houxian and Xiao Bai's eyes also began to slowly become clouded.

"Brother, hiccup, this thing is really delicious!" The old monkey patted Xiao Bai's shoulder, and took another sip into his mouth while patting.

"However, don't drink too much. This wine is mellow, but it's also easy to get drunk." Xiao Bai was a good comrade who was tested by alcohol in his previous life.

"Oh, you don't know, I deserve to be the patriarch, that's a shame!" The old monkey fairy complained to Xiao Bai while drinking.

"His grandma, you can't do this, you can't do that, it's fine to be disliked by my own mother-in-law every day, just this bunch of monkey bastards, they are so special that they make me angry every day!"

It has to be said that wine is a good thing. Once drunk well, the connection between all things will be closer.

The old monkey fairy is in such a state now, who would have thought that a solemn looking old monkey fairy, after drunk, looks like a straightforward man from the Northeast, and is like a mother-in-law monkey boy or something? ?
"Old Monkey Immortal, it's all right, you monkey bastards, don't you feel good about yourself?" Xiao Bai didn't drink less, although he wasn't drunk, but his face was flushed, and he tried his best to help him to jump left and right while holding a walking stick in the middle of the cave. The jumping old monkey fairy, chatting idlely.

"What are you talking about!" The old Monkey Fairy glanced at Xiao Bai, and then at Hou Da who was watching but was afraid to go forward.

"Look, it's just a monkey boy, it made the belly of Cuihua next door to me two days ago, and the elders came to reason with me, so I can only admit it? Boss, come here Let me hit two crutches! As far as you are concerned, do you know how many bloody wounds I have been scratched by your mother! I want to mess around at a young age, so I should be beaten!"

The old Monkey Immortal staggered, took his crutches and hit Hou Da. Hou Da also knew that this was probably because of his old father's anger, so he took a few sticks without avoiding it, and then backed away with a smile.

"Brother, brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, the child is still young, let's teach it slowly, slowly." Xiao Bai also started to lose his footsteps, pulling the old monkey fairy around in the cave, watching the monkey Terrified, for fear of bumping into someone.

Finally, the old monkey fairy was completely drunk, and after lying on Xiao Bai's haystack and falling asleep, Xiao Bai counted the bamboo joints.

Fortunately, I only drank five sessions in total, so I didn't get in the way.

Then, he glanced at Hou Da.

"Wake up your father and me before the time appointed by the Giant Snake King tomorrow. Don't delay."

The monkey Dalian nodded, and took a tree stick and went to stand guard at the entrance of the cave.

Xiao Bai nodded in satisfaction, then staggered to his haystack, lay down on it, and then heard snoring coming from the cave one after another.
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