I am Senior Brother Yuxu

Chapter 7 Why not BBQ when there is meat? (Please recommend, please collect!!)

It took a long time for Xiao Bai and Old Monkey Fairy to sleep together.

Hanging directly from the bright moon, I slept until the sun was rising.

Xiao Bai stretched out his hand to touch it in a daze, huh?How is it furry? ?
In an instant, he was half awake from the alcohol, and after jumping up, he found that the old monkey fairy was sleeping next to him. Not only was he sleeping very soundly, but he even blew a small bubble on his nose.

Really, I am used to seeing the old monkey fairy's fairy-like appearance, and suddenly seeing the old monkey fairy sleeping, it is indeed quite indecent.

Xiao Bai shook his head, and after shaking away the dizziness in his mind, he began to slowly recall what happened last night.

Oh. I was drinking with the old monkey fairy last night. What did the old monkey talk about last night? ? ?

Suddenly, a stabbing pain came in his head, making Xiao Bai a little dizzy again.

"Damn, wine is poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is a tiger that descends from the mountain, and anger is the root of trouble. The ancients are sincere, don't deceive me."

Looking ahead, Hou Dazheng was squatting obediently at the door to stand guard. Xiao Bai walked to the entrance of the cave and patted Hou Da on the shoulder.

"Who! Who attacked me!!" Needless to say, Hou Da was quite vigilant, before he even opened his eyes, he hit Xiao Bai on the head with a stick.

Immediately, a big bag of thieves bulged.

Xiao Bai squatted down in pain, touched the bag on his head, and touched his face, but it's okay, it's okay, it's not disfigured.

"What are you doing?? Surprised??"

Xiao Bai gritted his teeth and shook Hou Da, and Hou Da slowly woke up from his sleep.

"Oh, it's you, are you awake? Where's my father?" Hou Da slowly opened his eyes, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Bai covering his forehead, his face twitching from time to time, which was very funny.

"Your father is still asleep. Let your father sleep well. By the way, what did you tell me yesterday?" Rubbing the big bump on his head, Xiao Bai forced a smile, looked at This idiot in front of him.

The monkey smiled foolishly, scratched his head, squeezed out a lice, crushed it to death with a "pop", and began to talk about business with Xiao Bai.

"What?? The Giant Snake King agreed to talk?? When is the appointment??" Xiao Bai panicked!Fuck!It's a big mistake to drink! !
"Oh, let's talk when the moon is high." Hou Da looked at the sun in the sky.

"It's still early, don't worry, why don't we let our father fall asleep here first, and let us go eat something?"

Xiao Bai ate some fruit and drank some wine last night, and now he is really hungry, so he nodded, "Okay."

Then, Hou Da carried Xiao Bai on his shoulders and rolled away
"No, this is, the lunch you mentioned??" Xiao Bai looked at the pile of raw meat in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"No, we are the only ones who can eat this thing. It's not easy to beat this thing." Hou Da didn't care so much, he grabbed a small piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Eat, eat, you're welcome."

Xiao Bai looked at the piece of raw meat in front of him that looked like tendon, and swallowed.

"No, Brother Monkey, can you give me the whole knife and make a fire?"

Hou Da had already chewed and swallowed his piece of meat, and he was very forthright when he heard Xiao Bai's request.

"It's easy!" After a short time, Xiao Bai made a torch and sharp flakes of stone.

Xiao Bai couldn't help it, he took the stone flake and tried it lightly with his fingers, it turned out to be quite beneficial! !
I went to the surrounding forest to find some firewood, and then found a few sticks. I was picking up firewood, and in an instant, a snow-white tree appeared in front of me! ! !
"Yo!! I'm lucky today!!!" Xiao Bai was overjoyed, sure enough, Master Pei was right! !It's always good to learn more! ! !

The tree in front of Xiao Bai is commonly known as the wooden salt tree. The body of the tree can crystallize salt, and the seeds can squeeze out oil. For survival in the wilderness, this is a good thing one by one!

Scrape off some salt from the wood salt tree with stone flakes, wrap it carefully with leaves, and then grab a lot of seeds from the wood salt tree, and go back happily.

"Brother Monkey, part of you, part of me, cut this meat into small slices, and then wear that tree branch, and I will fix it for you today!" Xiao Bai ran away with salt leaves and wood salt tree fruit. When he went back, he chatted with Hou Da while taking stone flakes and meat.

"Really?? Don't you lie to me?" Hou Da looked at Xiao Bai's movements, and after scratching the back of his head, he also took a stone slice and began to slice meat, not to mention, except for the uneven thickness , the others are actually quite good!
"I'll lie to you, I'll be struck by thunder!" Xiao Bai replied casually.

In an instant, a purple thunder flashed across the sky, piercing the sky.

"Hey, why are you so serious???" Seeing the purple thunder, Hou Da quickly covered Xiao Bai's mouth.

"You make an oath to heaven on this matter??? Why are you so stupid???" It took only a moment for the lightning to cut through the sky, and after the thunder passed, Hou Da let go of Xiao Bai's mouth.

Heavenly oath? ? ?Xiao Bai was a little confused.

"We and other living beings are all raised by nature. This heaven is our mother. If you ask me to help, just say it, it's not necessary or necessary."

Xiao Bai understood another meaning: this place, I swear to the sky, I'm afraid it will really come true! ! !

It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, I’m not going to lie to Monkey, it’s okay, it’s okay.
Xiao Bai patted his chest, let out a long breath, and went to cut the sticks after slicing the meat.

Then, without thinking too much, sliced ​​about a catty of meat into slices, put them on the sliced ​​skewers one by one, and then lightly smeared some salt.

Squeeze the seeds of the wood salt tree hard to get the most basic oil. Xiao Bai spread the oil and salt on all the meat he and the monkey had cut piece by piece, and then held it on the fire and started to turn it slowly. bake.

Hou Da looked at Xiao Bai's actions, and patted his head.

"So you want to eat barbecue?? You said it earlier, I can do this too!" After speaking, he patted his chest with a very loyal look.

"Brother Monkey, be quiet. Whether there is anything delicious depends on how the last wave of roasting is." It was also the first time for Xiao Bai to grill meat slices on a big fire with a bamboo stick. All the stoves used before were small stoves.

As Xiao Bai's hand kept turning, the stick in his hand was also spinning, Xiao Bai sprinkled a little salt from time to time, and not long after, a strange fragrance began to spread slowly.

As for Hou Da, he put aside the fact that he knew how to barbecue a long time ago, seeing Xiao Bai's hands motionless, his eyes widened.

"Can you eat it? Can you eat it???"

Staring at it for a while, scratching its head for a while.

Xiao Bai saw the color of the meat gradually changing and finally turned into a color he was familiar with, so he nodded.

"Brother Monkey, turn off the fire!" Then he immediately took the skewers away from the fire to avoid overcooking.

The monkey's right hand glowed with golden light, and he slapped it directly on the fire. When he raised his hand again, the fire was completely extinguished.

Xiao Bai looked at Hou Da's unscathed right hand, stretched out his hand to put his dislocated chin back on with a "crack", and then praised him sincerely.

"Brother Monkey, you are so awesome!!"

"What is awesome? I don't know, share your meat with me??" Monkey didn't even have the heart to take credit for it, so he just looked at the pile of fragrant meat skewers in Xiao Bai's hands.

"Here, here you are!" Xiao Bai generously distributed a handful to Hou Da, who was just about to pick it up with a big smile on his face.

"This thing, let me eat this thing!!" A gray shadow passed directly between the two of them, and the air wave brought out almost overturned Xiao Bai!
Looking at the meat skewers in his hand that were going to be distributed to Hou Da, all of them had disappeared! ! !

And Hou Da, holding Xiao Bai behind his back, slowly spit out three words from the clenched mouth of the monkey.

"Giant-snake-king!!"

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