My micro shop is open to heaven

Chapter 154

"What's wrong with you, third child? The lights will be turned off soon, what are you doing?" You slept well, why did you get out of bed?

Sun Quan gave a wicked smile, "Could it be... our youngest is afraid of thunder?"

Yang Yihang wants to cry but has no tears, he is really afraid! !
He is afraid of thunder!

Yang Yihang felt even more guilty when he thought of Cui Renhao, who had been hacked and didn't know what to do now.

The previous "Thunderbolt Little Man Talisman" was still a small punishment and a big warning.

Yang Yihang felt very guilty about the "divine thunder calamity" that the old Jade Emperor said.

Maybe it's really going to be over this time.

"Boom—" A thunderbolt struck down.

The lights in the dormitory dimmed in an instant, and the dormitory suddenly became pitch black.

"I wipe, what's the matter? The lights should not be turned off at this time, right?"

It's not time yet, is it?
The male students in other dormitories who were still playing games turned black with anger, "Is there a mistake?!! Power off at this time?"

The electricity was cut off, and the broadband I bought was gone!

There is no internet.

They are playing a game.

Sun Quan said: "It was said in the class group just now that the thunder broke the circuit in the boys' dormitory building on our side, so there is no electricity."

When Yang Yihang heard it, his heart was full of "woof"!
"Forget it, forget it, just go to sleep." Ding Zhiming said, throwing the phone aside.

The corner of Yang Yihang's mouth twitched, "Well... I'll go out first..."

The three of them were taken aback, Yang Yihang had already opened the bedroom door and went out...

Sun Quan was dumbfounded, "Isn't it? Is he planning to go on a tryst? It's still thundering in the middle of the night, so he rushed out?"

Yang Yihang walked in the dim aisle, checking his WeChat store with his mobile phone.

paralysis.

Only the "Lightning Protection Talisman" that Lei Gong sent last time, I don't know if it is useful.

I heard that it was a "divine thunder calamity". I was afraid that this kind of ordinary lightning protection talisman would not be effective.

A thunderbolt suddenly flashed at the window of the aisle, which frightened Yang Yihang to the point where he was in a bad mood...

Nima's.

Yang Yihang frantically contacted Lei Gong with his mobile phone.

Xuan Tian: Is Lei Gong here?Is Lei Gong here?Just squeak!
Yang Yihang waited for a while and there was no news, so he had no choice but to walk down the dormitory building...

Outside is... the rhythm of dry thunder but no rain.

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck him fiercely...

Yang Yihang was so frightened that he ran away for a moment.

That thunder forcibly split a small hole where Yang Yihang was standing just now, and there was still smoke coming from it...

Yang Yihang shuddered.

I wipe! !
Run!
Yang Yihang ran outside immediately.

The dormitory auntie didn't see who that person was, she just saw a young man strolling out in pajamas.

"Young man, go back quickly, the dormitory will be locked soon. And it will rain soon!"

Yang Yihang wanted to cry, it would be great if it really rained.

It was specially designed to hack him to death.

Yang Yihang ran while holding his mobile phone to see if Lei Gong was online?

Lei Gong: Xuantian Immortal?What do you want from me?
I rub!

You can count on it.

When Yang Yihang saw the word Lei Gong, he wanted to see a savior. While running to avoid the thunder, he quickly replied to type.

Xuan Tian: Lei Gong, do you know how to avoid the divine thunder calamity?Does your lightning arrester work?

Lei Gong was surprised, this great fairy is really interesting.

Lei Gong: That lightning talisman is only useful for mortals to ascend.If it is Divine Lightning Tribulation, it will have no effect at all.

I rely on!

I knew it didn't work!
Yang Yihang ran all the way, and found that Lei was chasing and hacking like a vicious dog.

Xuan Tian: Then is there any other way?

Oh my god, I wish you a beautiful girl, I'm all for you! !

Lei Gong: God Thunder Tribulation is used to punish immortals who have already ascended. If they are hacked, they can go home and rest for a year or so.

Yang Yihang: "..."

That's easy to say!
Xuan Tian: I don't want to be hacked! !I... this fellow daoist should be concerned about his image!
Lei Gong was surprised, I didn't hear that a great immortal was punished today...

Yang Yihang looked up at the sky, and suddenly felt that the thunder had a faint posture of amplifying his moves...

"Damn it!! Lei Gong, hurry up and save your life."

A huge hole was carved out of the ground less than one meter in front of Yang Yihang...

Lei Gong gave a bad smile, he likes the heavenly court to be punished by immortals...

Otherwise, how would he collect private money?
Lei Gong: But, fellow daoist, I have a magic weapon here that can survive the divine thunder disaster hehe...

Damn, I know it! !

Xuan Tian: How much merit?
Yang Yihang is a very good junior fairy, so he knows what these gods are greedy for.

Merit!
Lei Gong stroked his beard, a smirk appeared on his face.

Lei Gong: Xiaoxian doesn't want merit, so let me order something from last time...?
Lei Gong's private house definitely has a lot of money.

So he doesn't want merit for now.

The corner of Yang Yihang's mouth twitched.

The last time I bought a bunch of sex toys for Lei Gong, and I bought all the high-end goods, it cost [-], how long has it been?
Is this guy out?
Lei Gong: Recently, the fairy family got married, and many fairy girls are also pregnant.Xiaoxian's eyes are very greedy, and she also wants to make a little doll, so... she must work hard.

Yang Yihang: "..."

Xuan Tian: All right, all right!This fellow daoist will send it to you later, tell me right now how to avoid that divine thunder disaster!

Yang Yihang flew around the dormitory building, constantly avoiding the thunder, and then looked at his mobile phone.

Lei Gong is very satisfied, this great immortal is very good!
System prompt: Lei Gong, an old customer, has prepaid this order, and now he has received: Attribute Search Symbol*1, which is currently stored in our warehouse.I hope the owner will deliver the goods within 12 hours, otherwise the store will be punished by closing the store.

Damn, what the hell is that?

Lei Gong: All things are born and restrained by each other, and the one that restrains Lei is exactly fire.Immortal Xuantian, this fellow Daoist suggests that you find a fairy whose attribute is fire, and keep a distance of three meters from him (her).

Just...that's it?

Lei Gong: This divine thunder calamity sounds terrible, but to the immortal family, it is just a small punishment and a big warning, and it is not a big problem.By the way, Immortal Xuantian, hurry up and send it to Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian is in a hurry to use it... I hope there will be more tricks this time...

I'll go to your grandma, if it's not true, I'm told I'll lie down for a year or so if I get hit!

Yang Yihang thanked him, and immediately took out the talisman.

Oh my god, handsome guys with fire attributes, where are you?

Let me have a heart-to-heart talk with you and talk about major national affairs!

Yang Yihang checked around, but found nothing.

The most important thing is that because there are not many people on the thundering road...

Yang Yihang took the spell and started running forward.

He didn't even know where he had come from, he just realized that the building in front of him looked much better than their student dormitory...

see! !

Yang Yihang swallowed, and saw a window on the second floor.

It should be there.

Seeing that the distance was not too far, Yang Yihang immediately used the earth escape technique on the second floor of the Pretentious Collection, and appeared on the balcony on the second floor in an instant.

Oye!
Yang Yihang glanced inside, hehe, that figure is a bit familiar...

Suddenly, I saw that figure walking towards the balcony here.

I rub!

"Yang Yihang, why are you here?" Wen Shiming was a little surprised.

Yang Yihang's face turned dark, how could it be Wen Shiming?
How could this beauty be of the fire attribute?

"Yang Yihang, do you know that this is a female teacher's apartment?? How did you get in?" Seeing Yang Yihang, Wen Shiming was so mad at him.

Why doesn't this kid learn well all day long?
Did you sneak into the female teacher's apartment this time?
Yang Yihang kept on doing nothing, and immediately said aggrievedly: "Mr. Wen, I am afraid of thunder. I have been afraid of thunder since I was a child. I think of you when there is thunder!"

haha, really?
Wen Shiming looked at him with a half-smile.

"You get out of here immediately!"

How could Yang Yihang agree?
After searching for so long, I found this beauty.

It would be great if the little chili was here...

The girl wanted to push him away.

"Mr. Wen, what's the matter?" A female teacher's voice came from outside the door.

Wen Shiming's expression changed, and he said, "It's nothing, Mr. Zhou, don't worry, go back to sleep."

Wen Shiming gave Yang Yihang a hard look, "Get out!"

Yang Yihang pouted.

Does this beautiful counselor talk to students like this?

Let him get out?
Come on, just don't let him get out.

Yang Yihang immediately chased him out.

Yang Yihang glanced out the window, and found that the thunder... really didn't hit anyone.

Wen Shiming sat on the sofa, looked at Yang Yihang in pajamas, and frowned tightly, "Yang Yihang, you are now a public figure, can you pay attention to your image? And, teacher, I know that people of your age Boys will think about things, but... At this time, you should be more strict with yourself. How did you sneak into the female teacher's apartment?"

This Yang Yihang is really too courageous!

Other lascivious male students secretly watch girls take a shower at most.

This Yang Yihang actually broke into the female teacher's apartment?

If this gets out, even the principal can't keep him and he will be expelled!

Yang Yihang laughed, "I know, I know."

"Go back to the bedroom now."

When Yang Yihang heard it, he would not agree, and whispered: "Then...then I can go to the balcony and squat, I don't want to go, I'm afraid of thunder!"

Wen Shiming: "..."

Afraid of thunder...

Are you squatting on the balcony not afraid of thunder?

Yang Yihang immediately rushed to the balcony and squatted.

The thunder flashed in the sky, but it did not strike for a long time.

Well, that's fine.

Although this Lei Gong likes to take advantage of small things, he still does things very well.

Wen Shiming sat on the sofa and saw Yang Yihang squatting on the balcony in thin pajamas, he looked so cute...

Clever?

This word is actually applied to a man?
Got it!

Yang Yihang took the initiative and said: "Mr. Wen, why don't you lock the glass window of this balcony, so that you don't have to be afraid. By the way, you can really rest assured that I also have a girlfriend now, and I won't mess around of."

Paralyzed, does he dare to mess around?

He didn't even mess around with his girlfriend once! !
Yang Yihang felt aggrieved when he thought of this.

Wen Shiming smiled coldly, "Okay."

Wen Shiming stepped forward, locked the glass window, and drew the light blue curtains...

This girl is really cruel!

Come on, just don't get struck by lightning.

Wen Shiming sat on the sofa and read the documents, all of which were students' materials.

Yang Yihang squatted on the balcony motionless.

Wen Shiming was a little surprised, are you still there?
Or has it gone over the wall?

Wen Shiming took out her mobile phone to check the weather. It didn't rain tonight.

But because of the sudden thunder, the temperature should have dropped several degrees at night.

Wen Shiming sighed, put down the documents in her hands, walked over to open the glass window, and saw Yang Yihang still huddled there, "Come in."

Yang Yihang smiled mischievously, "You don't have to get out this time?"

"You can roll if you want."

Yang Yihang immediately chased after him.

This is a set of small apartments assigned by the school to Wen Shiming, and it is decorated very warmly by Wen Shiming.

Wen Shiming glanced at him, "Go out by yourself before tomorrow morning, don't bring me reputation problems. You can sleep on this sofa."

Wen Shiming went back to her room.

Yang Yihang yelled inwardly, it's not three meters when she entered the room...

Yang Yihang didn't stop doing anything, and immediately lay down in front of his bedroom and fell asleep...

Oh shit!

Yang Yihang cursed in his heart, and finally closed his eyes.

In the middle of the night, when Wen Shiming went out to go to the toilet, she saw Yang Yihang lying in front of her door, which shocked her.

How do you sleep here?

Fortunately... fortunately she locked the door...

Wen Shiming went to the bathroom and came back, found a thin quilt for Yang Yihang to cover, and then went to rest again.

When Wen Shiming woke up again, Yang Yihang had disappeared.

Can he not disappear?

If you don't disappear, those female teachers will see you, and you won't be able to wash it off even if you jump into the Yellow River.

When Yang Yihang returned to the dormitory, Sun Quan and his three animals had already woken up.

When Ding Zhiming saw Yang Yihang coming back in his pajamas, he smiled ambiguously, "Third brother, you really can't wait. Did you have a room with the third sister-in-law so late last night?"

The fat man is wearing military training clothes, "Yes, I heard that our school seems to have a hotel for couples, where did you and the school belle go? Tell me, how is the environment? After all, we are single dogs who have never been there before. Tell us about it. Quenching."

Yang Yihang laughed dryly: "No! Hurry up and change clothes and leave!"

Damn, he slept in front of someone's house all night, when did he go to open the room?

Uncle's!
After Yang Yihang washed and changed his clothes, he looked at his phone and found that the Jade Emperor was no longer there.

At this time, I am too embarrassed to ask, has the Divine Lightning Tribulation passed or not...

When Yang Yihang was about to come back, he would poke the Jade Emperor and ask what happened.

Fortunately, no one else knew what happened last night...

Yang Yihang and the three animals came to the playground.

A few students on the side began to discuss.

"The lightning struck all night yesterday, I wonder if some fellow Taoist is going through the tribulation?"

"It scared me to death! It kept chopping and rumbling all the time, so loud that I couldn't sleep."

"By the way, I heard that a weird person appeared last night. There was thunder again in the middle of the night and he was running all the time."

Yang Yihang: "..."

You are talking about me.

Suddenly a classmate said, "Have you heard? It seems that from today onwards, we will be singing military songs every day..."

When Yang Yihang heard this, his scalp went numb.

Damn, that Zhou Zhong was just looking for trouble for him...

Sure enough, Zhou Zhong came over.

Zhou Zhong glanced at Yang Yihang who was standing in front, and showed a wicked smile, "Starting today, we will sing military songs every day. It will start this morning! Starting from the first person in the first row, everyone will sing a solitaire !"

I wipe! !
Why don't you go to heaven?

(End of this chapter)