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Chapter 155 Military Training Exemption
Sing you paralyzed sing!
It was still the song "Song of the Guerrillas" yesterday afternoon.

Starting with the first one, everyone sings a line...

Everyone sang very well.

The students in the entire phalanx are no longer children, and they know it well.

Master Yang, he really shouldn't have offended the instructor back then! !

Isn't this the beginning of bad luck?
None of the classmates sang well, Yang Yihang stood in front again, and it would be his turn soon.

Yang Yihang cursed secretly in his heart, but he was not nervous.

Fearless, anyway, he has been the king of singing since he was a child.

Finally arrived at Yang Yihang...

Zhou Zhong had a smirk on his face.

Yang Yihang fearlessly answered a classmate's words, "On the high hills, there are countless good brothers of ours..."

Just as Ding Zhiming was about to pick up the next one, Zhou Zhong interrupted in an instant.

"Yang Yihang, come out!"

Everyone has a face... "I just knew it".

Yang Yihang shrugged and walked out, "Report! I don't know what's up with the instructor?"

Zhou Zhong turned around Yang Yihang, his eyes turned cold, "Yang Yihang, why are you still singing randomly? Did you deliberately get out of tune?"

Yang Yihang's expression was indifferent.

Deliberate fart!

Zhou Zhong sneered, "Looking at your expression, you seem to be saying that you didn't do it on purpose?"

Sun Quan who was behind hurriedly answered, "Report! Our third child... Yang Yihang did not deliberately go out of tune!"

Zhou Zhong snorted, and his tone became even more angry in an instant, "This is even more abominable! It's not intentional, it means that after going back to rest yesterday, I didn't practice hard!"

Yang Yihang: "..."

What the hell, can this be a problem?
Zhou Zhong is an idiot, is he going to catch him not being able to sing until the end of his military training?
Zhou Zhong sneered in his heart, it may be considered that he had found a chance to clean up Yang Yihang, and he would feel sorry for himself if he didn't clean up.

Zhou Zhong pointed not far away, "Go stand there and sing to me from now on! Keep singing! Sing until everyone who is training in the playground is satisfied!"

I rely on!

There's an amplified speaker there, and microphones...

Or the one from yesterday...

Oh shit!

Zhou Zhong wanted to cheat him to death?
Zhou Zhong saw that Yang Yihang was not moving, and his face was fierce, "Didn't you understand?! Why don't you go quickly?"

Yang Yihang gave Zhou Zhong a hard look, and walked over.

Paralyzed, I can't find a place to deal with Zhou Zhong...

He might get the spell by going to Little Skylark now, but...if he suddenly sings well, but then he sings badly, it may cause even more uproar.

What a mess!
Yang Yihang walked over there.

Sun Quan and the three of them looked at each other with some sympathy.

Third child, third child, what happened to your voice?
Yang Yihang walked over there, picked up the microphone, and turned on the loudspeaker.

Yang Yihang coughed and was ready to start!
"We are all sharpshooters, every bullet kills an enemy..."

All the students doing morning exercises on the playground looked at Yang Yihang's position in bewilderment.

Omg! !
Why is it so ugly?

Yang Yihang sang speechlessly...

Everyone felt that their ears had been greatly impacted.

Damn, this is abusing them.

Tang Xue rubbed her ears, looked at Yang Yihang's position with some disgust, and whispered: "Lingyu, look at that Yang Yihang... is doing stupid things again, it's embarrassing!"

Zhu Lingyu sneered, glared at Yang Yihang, and said nothing.

Last night she received a text message from Yang Yihang's roommate, wishing them a happy spring night...

Yang Yihang left the bedroom all night!

Who knows where he fooled around again?
Zhu Lingyu felt bad.

Early this morning, this kid was once again unlucky and embarrassing.

Zhu Lingyu really didn't know what to say.

Seeing that Zhu Lingyu didn't refute this time, Tang Xue wondered in her heart whether the two of them had quarreled or had a conflict?
Tang Xue said in a low voice: "Let me tell you, this Yang Yihang is not a good guy, is he? He's a shame today. If he were my boyfriend, I'd kick him right away!"

There are thousands of freshmen.

Yang Yihang sang there with a microphone and an amplified speaker, fearing that no one would hear him...

It's a shame...

Yang Yihang is already numb, just singing like that...

It wasn't his ears that were polluted anyway.

Although Zhou Zhong thought it was extremely unpleasant, he actually felt extremely happy in his heart!
Haha, finally let him seize the opportunity to deal with Yang Yihang, right?
The reporters outside also heard Yang Yihang's singing, and they were all stunned.

This voice is worse than that of a three-year-old child.

Everyone in the school knew about a training session today. The famous master Yang Yihang sang extremely badly!
The more Yang Yihang sang, the more angry he became, he really wanted to beat Zhou Zhong to death.

Zhou Zhong was very happy all day today. He listened to Yang Yihang's extremely harsh singing, and he looked at the students in the phalanx with great joy. "In 10 minutes, we will practice shooting with our guns."

shooting?

Men are born with that kind of stuff.

As soon as Zhou Zhong's words came out of his mouth, the tired students were instantly excited.

"Great! You can really touch the gun! Hit the target!"

"I heard that some college students can touch guns in military training. I thought we couldn't. That's great. I want to touch one too."

The scene was extremely lively.

Yang Yihang is almost isolated today, he doesn't have any training tasks, his task is to sing!Sing until everyone is satisfied.

Standing in the distance, Yang Yihang saw that they had dispersed and gathered on both sides.

Zhou Zhong held a gun and explained to them. The boys were very excited and listened carefully.

Yang Yihang felt a little itchy in his heart. He had never touched a gun before, so he wanted to try it...

Zhou Zhong lay on the ground and showed them a demonstration.

Only a gunshot was heard, and the target was hit!

Everyone applauded, "The instructor is awesome! The instructor is awesome! I love you to death!"

"It's amazing, I didn't even see the bullet, I heard the gunshot."

"Fuck, let you see the bullet, or what kind of gun?"

The boys were extremely excited, staring with scarlet eyes.

Want to try it out for yourself!
Zhou Zhong blew the smoke very proudly, and said: "A group of five, everyone come one by one."

Everyone has a chance.

Everyone sends three bullets.

Zhou Zhong triumphantly instructed them to get ready. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, turned his head, and shouted at Yang Yihang who was not far away with a very displeased expression, "Why don't you sing the military song?" sing?"

A student couldn't help but said: "Report to the instructor! Tell Yang Yihang to stop singing for now. He sings too badly. I'm afraid he will affect our shooting!"

Yang Yihang: "..."

I'm going to your grandma's! !
"Yes, yes, don't let him sing for now, I really can't stand it."

"The shot I missed just now must have been caused by Yang Yihang! The instructor is still amazing. Listening to Yang Yihang's ugly singing, he can hit every shot! Instructor Zhou is so amazing!"

The girls were all watching the fun, and there were many compliments.

Sun Quan was a little angry, "Why are you doing this? You forgot when you were eating barbecue?"

Damn it, it was Yang Yihang who let everyone eat the barbecue invited by the instructor for nothing, how warm was he with the third child at that time?

Now say that?
Sun Quan was a little disgusted.

Ding Zhiming patted Sun Quan on the shoulder, and sneered, "Don't pay attention to them, they are disgusting people. Even if they become doctors in the future, I'm afraid it won't be a good thing!"

Liang Zheng saw that his roommates were all showing off to the third child, so he also said, "That's right, you don't bring such compliments, do you?"

The three of them have received the favor of the third child, and now they have formed a united front.

Zhou Zhong, who was still complacent just now, became angry in an instant, "You three... OK! OK! You three don't need to practice guns today, just stand aside and watch!"

The three of them froze for a moment, a little disappointed.

Especially Ding Zhiming.

He wanted to touch it a long time ago...

Yang Yihang saw it, and his heart was burning!

Damn it, he's had enough of it all morning.

Why can't he sing?
No one is perfect, right?
Yang Yihang threw the microphone to the ground and walked towards them.

Seeing Yang Yihang coming, Zhou Zhong was very displeased, "Who told you to come here!"

Yang Yihang's eyes turned cold, "Instructor Zhou, do you want me to show you my enrollment payment slip? Does it show the 200 yuan for military training? Why don't I and my three roommates touch guns?!"

Yang Yihang is a boy after all, he also wants to touch it.

You are waiting!

One day when I'm free, I'll go to the land of the Military Region of T City, and touch as many guns as I want!
Zhou Zhong froze, and he immediately said, "Who told you to sing indiscriminately on purpose?"

You're the one singing indiscriminately!

Depend on!
Yang Yihang sneered, and Liang Zheng said: "Our third child suddenly had a problem with his throat during the summer vacation, and that's why it happened."

The three of them pondered the conclusions they reached all night.

Zhou Zhong was not happy.

Yang Yihang thought for a while, and suddenly said: "Instructor, why don't you do this."

Yang Yihang smiled mischievously, "When we first met, we competed once, and you lost to me. I charged you 4000 yuan for nothing, and treated everyone to a barbecue."

The faces of a group of students flushed.

They were still scolding Yang Yihang just now...

I ate a meal before...

It's really a bit embarrassing.

Zhou Zhong probably knew what this kid meant.

Yang Yihang continued: "Why don't we compete again today? How about shooting a gun like this?"

I rely on!

it is as expected!
This kid wants to play games again!
This time Zhou Zhong felt a little guilty.

Has this kid practiced before?
He doesn't want to lose face again!

The scene suddenly became lively, and everyone was watching the excitement.

Does the instructor agree?
If you promise, there will be a good show.

Zhou Zhong was still hesitating because he was afraid that Yang Yihang was a hidden sharpshooter.

You must know that this kid knows the land!

Land Chief!

Maybe you have also practiced with a gun?
Suddenly, a voice broke in, "Yang Yihang played with toy guns the most since he was a child!"

As soon as Yang Yihang heard that voice, his expression turned pale.

Turning around, it was indeed Yang Yikang.

Yang Yikang still has a bruised nose and a swollen face...

"This is Yang Yikang, right? That dog traitor!"

"How could Yang Yihang have such a cousin? How dare he show up? I want to beat him right now."

Yang Yikang didn't expect the painting style to change suddenly, and he was scolding him again?
Yang Yikang flinched, "Ben...it was! You...you don't hit me, I...I was wrong before!"

Yang Yihang felt contemptuous, what is this cousin doing?

Don't be cowardly if you have the guts! !
Yang Yikang continued: "Yang Yihang, do you still want to lose face? You have already lost face all morning! Do you still want to shoot to lose face?"

The story of Yang Yihang's singing has spread all over the country, well, it's not just Jiangzhou University...

Yang Yikang naturally knew.

He wanted to watch the fun, so he slipped to the playground and saw this scene, military training and shooting.

When Zhou Zhong heard it, he understood a little bit.

Isn't he a sharpshooter who knows how to shoot?

Then he can rest assured...

You can rest assured to abuse this ignorant guy.

Zhou Zhong nodded, "Okay, okay, I'll give you a chance. You and your three roommates have a chance to touch the gun."

Ding Zhiming and the others were a little excited, as long as they could touch the gun.

Zhou Zhong looked at Yang Yihang, "You stay at the end. Tell me, what prize do you want this time?"

Yang Yihang laughed, "I've been singing songs all morning, and my voice is very uncomfortable. If I compete with you, the instructor, this time, I will win, and I won't have to sing military songs from now on!"

"Okay!" The rookie who was the first to touch the gun could hardly miss it.

Yang Yihang continued: "Besides, if I win, I don't need military training, I pass all of them and get full marks."

Zhou Zhong's face changed, and everyone gasped.

This Yang Yihang is really not afraid of death.

Do you really want to confront the instructor?
Instead of being angry, Zhou Zhong smiled, "Okay, okay. If you lose, you will resume military training next year with freshmen."

Yang Yihang shrugged, "No problem."

Zhu Lingyu, who was standing aside and watching, wanted to speak but was covered by Tang Xue.

Watch the fun!

Why bother?

The three of Ding Zhiming and the others went to touch the gun first. Although they all shot empty, the three of them were very excited. After all, they were the ones who touched the gun.

Zhou Zhong looked at Yang Yihang, "Come on."

Yang Yihang nodded, got down on the ground, and said, "Instructor, teach me, I'm a rookie, I don't know how to do it."

Zhou Zhong: "..."

You don't know how dare you brag?

Do you really want to resume military training?

Zhou Zhong gave some guidance, and Yang Yihang gave it a try.

Euler, hit the air...

Tang Xue applauded excitedly, "It's empty, it's empty!"

She is so happy...

Zhou Zhong also smiled in his heart, he really is a rookie.

Yang Yihang said lightly: "I'll just try."

His current body is the body of a fairy, and the five sense organs are all magnified how many times, so learning some things is much better than these mortals.

As long as it doesn't require special skills, he can quickly learn it.

Shooting, this thing is interesting.

Aiming at the target shouldn't be a problem, right?
"You and I each have five bullets, depending on the distance from the bull's-eye to determine the winner."

Yang Yihang nodded.

People around are afraid to speak.

The first two shots by Yang Yihang were just hitting the target.

Zhan Haotian, who was watching the excitement, kept smirking, isn't this kid finished?

If Zhou Zhong wins the next game, he will win completely.

Yang Yihang waits for the reconstruction next year.

Yang Yihang blew, and glanced at Zhou Zhong beside him, "Instructor first."

Please first and then please all the same!
Another shot.

9.5 points!
A very good result, Zhou Zhong's best ever!
This round is related to Yang Yihang's re-repair, everyone is sweating.

"Is it dead?"

"Don't talk. Let Yang Yihang hit it. He is already very good at hitting the target."

Yang Yihang adjusted his position and pulled the trigger.

"...9...9.8 points!"

"...???"

Eight at nine?

I'm going, right?
Yang Yihang smiled badly, "I'm sorry, I went to try it out just now."

Zhou Zhong: "..."

Yang Yihang sang badly, "We are all sharpshooters, every bullet kills an enemy!"

"Sensation -" a sound.

The instructor looking at the target was confused, "10...10 points..."

Yang Yihang was excited when he heard it, "Instructor, very good! It really is a bullet that wiped out an enemy!"

Zhou Zhong: "..."

I'm going, stop singing!
Yang Yihang smiled mischievously, "Instructor, I will definitely not sing when you are playing."

"9.8!"

It's Zhou Zhong's limit...

"We are all sharpshooters, every bullet kills an enemy..."

Yang Yihang sang this military song continuously.

In such a tense atmosphere, that extremely out-of-tune song really... destroys the atmosphere.

"Wow! I'm ten again!"

After Yang Yihang finished shooting, he got up from the ground, "Thank you, instructor, I got full marks in military training, it's best to remember me as a model soldier."

Zhou Zhong: "..."

It took only a few minutes to shoot, and no one could believe their eyes.

The next three rounds are all 10 points?
Yang Yihang whistled, "Great, I'll have nothing to do for the next week! Thank you, everyone, thank you!"

Everyone: "..."

So, he doesn't need military training anymore?Full marks?
Everyone was shocked and couldn't believe it.

Zhou Zhong was stunned, he couldn't believe what happened just now when he got up from the ground!
Yang Yihang pushed the hat on his head and laughed, "I'm really not very good at anything, but...my learning ability is very good."

Yang Yihang whistled and left... Gone... Gone...

Zhou Zhong looked at the target in the distance, so he really wanted to give Yang Yihang full marks, right?

This kid is really amazing...

All the students present looked enviously at Yang Yihang's handsome figure as he left.

This learning ability is too strong, right?

Only Yang Yikang felt unbelievable, how could this be?

That idiot Yang Yihang, the guy who couldn't learn 2+3 teaching for a long time when he was young, can learn how to shoot a gun in an instant?

Incredible!

Yang Yikang rubbed his eyes and began to hypnotize himself, "It must be fake, those are all fake, all of them are fake! Just like his singing before, they are all fake."

Yang Yikang thought it was fake, turned his head and ran away.

He didn't read it, it was all fake! !

Yang Yihang left triumphantly.

Since then, there will be no military training, and life will be easier.

He remembered what Lei Gong wanted, so he should go out first, and prepare to buy some things Lei Gong wanted.

Yang Yihang just came out of the dormitory after changing clothes, when suddenly a group of black-clothed bodyguards appeared in front of him.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Yang Yihang?"

"Yes, I am, what's wrong?"

Yang Yihang asked with some surprise.

"The higher-ups invite you to go there."

Yang Yihang was surprised, "What do you mean?"

The bodyguard smiled, "It's a good thing, for Mr. Yang Yihang, it is indeed a great thing..."

What?
Great thing?
(End of this chapter)