My micro shop is open to heaven

Chapter 157 Take him to the andrology department?

Chapter 157 Take him to the andrology department?
Yang Yihang was still avoiding those fans who really wanted to take photos with him, he whispered: "Hurry up, I'm leaving first."

Yang Yihang hung up the phone and went back to school.

Sun Youzhi was still in a daze for a long time, he slapped his thigh, "Hey! How can I look at our godfather with the eyes of an ordinary person? He is not an ordinary person!"

Sun Youzhi went out whistling and went straight to the factory of this kind of supplies.

All kinds of toys come in one car!
Come on a car! !

The factory owner is very confused, this is... you can't use it up until you die, right?
Yang Yihang just returned to school, and all the students around him congratulated him on becoming a cultural image ambassador.

"Third son, don't forget about riches and honors!"

"Third brother, we will rely on you to take us flying in the future."

Yang Yihang smiled, and suddenly received a call from Sun Youzhi.

"Godfather, I bought it for you, please go downstairs quickly."

Yang Yihang: "...???"

go downstairs?

That idiot wouldn't drive him to their school, would he?

Yang Yihang was startled and rushed downstairs immediately.

Zhu Lingyu also came.

Zhu Lingyu looked at Yang Yihang suspiciously, "Just now a strange person called me godmother, saying that you asked me to come downstairs to your bedroom to see something..."

Yang Yihang sweated coldly on his forehead.

All they saw was a large truck rushing over and stopping in front of them.

"Godfather, godmother! These things are all the latest, and they are all for you!" Sun Youzhi patted the truck.

Many people began to watch the fun...

Yang Yihang wanted to say don't open the door, but Sun Youzhi already opened it.

Seeing a doll fall to the ground.

Everyone was stunned.

"Yang...Yang Yihang, what are you asking me to see?" Zhu Lingyu's face was flushed with anger!

A lot of students are watching the fun...

"Master Yang Yihang is so awesome, bought such a big truck? Will it be used for a lifetime?"

"The school belle is also a bull... and can she bear it?"

Sun Youzhi patted the door of the truck, and said flatteringly: "Godfather and mother, these are of the best quality, and they are the latest models..."

Yang Yihang's face has turned black, "You put the car away for me!!"

Sun Youzhi was taken aback, isn't it godfather, you said... you want to buy it?
Sun Youzhi quickly packed up and drove out by himself.

Zhu Lingyu looked at Yang Yihang, her cheeks flushed, "Well... I'd better go back first..."

Zhu Lingyu turned around and ran away in shame.

Yang Yihang wanted to cry, but he didn't buy this for use...

Yang Yihang really wanted to use it, the Jade Emperor remained silent for a long time...

Yang Yihang immediately walked outside to find Sun Youzhi.

Sun Youzhi stopped in the grove where there were not many people in the school, and waited for Yang Yihang to come over.

It's like being a thief.

Yang Yihang coughed, "Okay, sorry to trouble you, how much is it? I'll give it to you."

Sun Youzhi looked horrified, "No need, these are all for my son to honor your godfather and godmother!"

Yang Yihang: "..."

This kid is now calling godfather more and more smoothly, and he is a little bit shameless.

Sun Youzhi leaned forward flatteringly, and said in a low voice, "Um... godfather, son, I don't dare to pick up girls these days. I sleep alone every night, and I'm afraid."

Yang Yihang had goosebumps all over his body, "You...what do you want to do?"

You don't want him to sleep with you, do you?

Yang Yihang felt a little nauseous for a moment.

Sun Youzhi whispered: "The son knows that the godfather is not an ordinary person, why don't the godfather give the son some self-defense? Hair? Clothes? The closer the body, the better!"

Yang Yihang: "..." Isn't this kid really a pervert?

This kid has good eyesight, he knows that he is a little different, and now he is pestering him desperately...

Yang Yihang coughed, "The hair I gave you last time is enough."

When Sun Youzhi heard this, he finally felt relieved.

Now he is more and more sure that Yang Yihang is a cultivator.

Sun Youzhi pointed at the cart full of adult products, "Then godfather, where do you send these things? I'm afraid you might not be able to fit them in your bedroom..."

Godson, you really know how to play!
Yang Yihang laughed dryly, "I'm a little thirsty, go and buy me a bottle of water."

When Sun Youzhi heard this, he immediately ran towards the canteen of his school.

Now the young master is quite excited to start doing errands!

Yang Yihang looked at the truck full of adult products and smashed his mouth.

Lei Gong, I wish you a baby soon.

Yang Yihang opened the WeChat store, ready to deliver the goods to Lei Gong.

This time the goods were much more than last time, and Lei Gong almost cried when he delivered them!
Lei Gong: Immortal Xuantian, I really belong to you!My future sexual happiness depends entirely on you!
Xuan Tian: ...

Seeing that Lei Gong wanted to leave, Yang Yihang asked quickly.

Xuan Tian: Lei Gong, do you know how the Jade Emperor is doing recently?

Why haven't I heard from him?
Let the broom star go to invite him, but the broom star couldn't get in at all, and the heavenly soldiers and generals stopped them all.

Lei Gong: ...something happened.Cough cough, that's what... the goblin from Wanyao Mountain was caught working as an undercover agent in the Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor was furious.

oh hey...

It's over now.

The one who was caught should be the eyeliner arranged by Zhen Dashan, right?

Xuan Tian: What will happen if you get caught?
Lei Gong is in a good mood today and is willing to talk more with Yang Yihang.

Lei Gong: According to the rules of heaven, that goblin would be wiped out, but...something went wrong.

Xuan Tian: What the hell?
Lei Gong gave a smirk: That goblin is a bit awesome, it takes a few female fairies to make her belly bigger.Now those two or three female fairies are arguing that the Jade Emperor is not allowed to kill them, otherwise they will jump into the Tianhe River with the unborn little fairy boy.

Xuan Tian: ...

That undercover life is really nourishing...

It also made the fairy's belly bigger!

And not even a fairy!
Lei Gong: I only found out this morning, so in the past few days, whoever looks for the Jade Emperor may not be able to find it.Your Majesty is having a headache now.

Yang Yihang: "..."

So he wanted to ask him if the Divine Lightning Tribulation had passed, or not?

I wipe! !
"Godfather! I'm back."

As soon as Yang Yihang heard Sun Youzhi's voice, he immediately put away the phone.

Sun Youzhi handed Yang Yihang a bottle of soda, "Godfather, drink it."

Sun Youzhi also wanted to ask where these things were going to be sent, but he glanced at them and was completely stunned.

A whole truck full of empty...empty...

Yang Yihang drank the water and explained lightly: "I gave it away just now."

Sun Youzhi: "..."

Omg! !
I really met a living fairy!
There are so many things, even if ten people come, they can't all be emptied so quickly! !

I really met a living fairy.

At this moment, Sun Youzhi wanted to thank his grandfather very much!
If it weren't for his grandfather, how could he recognize a boy who "on the surface" looked younger than him as his godfather.

After being shocked, Sun Youzhi drove away with great satisfaction...

Sun Youzhi bought several boxes of Moutai and premium cigarettes, and drove them directly to Yihang Supermarket!
As soon as Sun Youzhi got out of the car, he got off with those Moutais in his arms.

Yang Yongbin and Liu Mei were stunned, "You...you are...?"

"Grandpa and grandma are good!"

The couple: "..."

Where is this madman?

Sun Youzhi carried all the things he bought in, and said fawningly: "I am the godfather's new godson, these are for honoring the elders."

Yang Yongbin shivered a little, "You...you admit your mistake, don't you?"

"No, my godfather is Yang Yihang!"

The couple: "..."

Isn't this kid really a psycho?

Yang Yihang's father secretly called Yang Yihang to confirm, oh my god, it's true!

The uncle who had been stuck in their Yihang supermarket and was not about to leave saw them, and immediately went to grab a box, "Second brother, why don't you give us a box too? I also like to drink Moutai."

The two couples were so angry that before they spoke, Sun Youzhi became angry in an instant, with a fierce expression on his face: "Who are you? Why don't you go away?"

"I'm their big brother!"

Sun Youzhi sneered, "None of my business, get out!"

The uncle's family was kicked out by Sun Youzhi in an instant, and Yang Yikang saw it...

Ha ha……

Look, Yang Yihang's family has already developed.

I can't look down on their poor relatives anymore...

Yang Yikang suddenly felt resentful and entangled in his heart, he silently followed his parents in the car and returned to his dilapidated community.

Yang Yikang turned a deaf ear to Yang Yihang's family's curses from his parents...

Yang Yikang arrived at the gate of the community, but did not go back, saying: "Mom and Dad, I still have something to do."

Yang Yikang left.

He took out his cell phone...

"Hi, are you a reporter from T City Evening News? I have some insider information about T City's cultural image ambassadors, are you interested?"

"Master Yang Yihang's information? Black material? Interested, interested!! We can meet immediately now."

Yang Yikang made an appointment with the reporter and went to the appointment...

Yang Yihang, you forced me!
Then don't blame me for being rude.

*
Cui Jinhao's life has been very difficult recently.

He was already known by everyone in Goryeo.

but!

But those people loathe themselves.

The colleagues I met at the beginning no longer talk to me.

The investors he knew and the stars all broke with him.

He doesn't seem to be making any more money.

Without money, he would not be able to support the rent of that studio.

Just a few days ago, the studio had already reached the contract lease period.

Even if he still has some money left to pay for three months, the boss is not willing to rent it to him anymore...

Cui Jinhao has really had a hard time recently.

No one appreciates the clothes he made, and people all over the street are laughing at him, and they are all discussing the "Squirrel Feather Weaving" made by Yang Yihang.

There is something called anger burning and boiling in Cui Jinhao's heart!

He's lost his name and his fortune, he's lost everything...

Well, don't blame him.

Cui Jinhao sat drinking in his hut and got very drunk.

Cui Jinhao burped, took out his phone and contacted someone...

"Help me kill someone, I'll give you... hiccup—one million!"

When the other party heard it, they scorned: "So much money?"

Cui Jinhao laughed loudly, "It's RMB! One million RMB!"

When the other party heard that it was RMB, his heart immediately became hot.

This money is very much!
"Who are you going to kill?"

"Huaxia Kingdom, Yang Yihang!"

The man thought for a while, "Okay, pay half of the deposit first, I don't want to make a trip for nothing."

Cui Jinhao laughed loudly, "Okay! I'll pay you!"

How do you say there is a saying in Huaxia Kingdom?

The fish died and the net was broken?

Yes, he is not living a good life now, so let's fight to the death with that guy named Yang Yihang.

He died, Yang Yihang also died, perfect!
*
Even though there was still military training today, Yang Yihang was dragged out by Zhu Lingyu who had asked for leave.

Yang Yihang was puzzled, "Ling Yu, you're not going to the military training anymore? Where are we going?"

Zhu Lingyu held his hand tightly, "You'll know when we arrive."

Yang Yihang was very surprised, always felt that this chick suddenly skipped military training, as if she wanted to do something unusual...

Yang Yihang looked at the driver Cai Shijie in front and asked, "Uncle Cai, why are you here today?"

"Uncle, don't worry, our lady will not despise you."

Yang Yihang: "..."

What the hell is Dunima?

Yang Yihang was speechless for a moment.

The mobile phone in his trousers bag suddenly vibrated, and the Weidian's "Didi——" notification sound came.

When Yang Yihang heard it, he immediately took out his mobile phone and clicked in.

Whoops!

Jade Emperor, you are already online! !

Jade Emperor: Xuantian God, Xiaoxian is here.Xiaoxian came late, please don't blame God.

Xuan Tian: It’s okay.How did you settle that matter?

The Jade Emperor's scalp was numb.

The group of female fairies didn't know if they were drugged by the goblin, and they were dying every day.

He still has a headache.

Jade Emperor: It has not been resolved yet... This matter is still easy to talk about, but that...

How did the goblin get in here?

And how did you spend so long in the dark with the female fairies?
The Jade Emperor is very angry now, he is afraid that it is not just the undercover agent!
The Jade Emperor felt scared after thinking about it.

Yang Yihang wasn't very interested in their matter.

He just wanted to know what happened to him.

Xuan Tian: By the way, what happened to the Divine Lightning Tribulation last time?

Jade Emperor: It turns out that God asked this question, so Xiaoxian will check it for you.

Yang Yihang was waiting, afraid that he would dodge a divine thunder calamity, but it would have no effect at all.

It took a long time for the Jade Emperor to stop casting spells.

Jade Emperor: It has taken effect.

Yang Yihang's eyes widened when he saw those three words!

Xuan Tian: So you can do that, right?
Jade Emperor: ...Yes.

Ouch, I'm going, you didn't say it earlier! !

Xuan Tian: Then I won't tell you anymore, I'm leaving!

Jade Emperor: ...Respectfully send it to God.

The Jade Emperor was still busy going back to deal with the goblin and the fairies, so he also flew away.

Yang Yihang almost went crazy laughing while holding the phone.

Damn, don't I need to be a virgin today?
Yang Yihang went crazy with joy.

"Grandpa, Miss, you've arrived."

In an underground parking lot.

Yang Yihang didn't pay attention to it just now, and he didn't see where it was an underground parking lot.

Zhu Lingyu pulled Yang Yihang out of the car.

Yang Yihang still wanted to "ask out" his girlfriend, but Zhu Lingyu had already pulled him to take the elevator on the first basement floor.

What the hell?

Zhu Lingyu took out a hat and sunglasses for Yang Yihang to put on.

"Ling Yu, what are you doing? Where are you going?"

The corners of Yang Yihang's mouth are twitching with joy now!

"The second floor is here." The elevator beeped.

Yang Yihang felt strange, and was dragged out by Zhu Lingyu...

Taking a step forward, Yang Yihang's footsteps stopped immediately.

Nima! !

This turned out to be a men's hospital! !

I rub.

Zhu Lingyu whispered: "Good morning, Yihang, I won't despise you, really..."

This is what she found out after searching secretly for a long time. It is the best men's hospital in T city!
Today is a working day, so there should be fewer people here.

And the appointment is an expert number.

Yang Yihang's face turned dark.

I rub it, being despised by my girlfriend.

Well, although it's not contempt, but...Yang Yihang doesn't know what words to use to describe his mood now.

"Are you angry? I didn't mean it, I didn't mean to laugh..." Zhu Lingyu explained with some anxiety.

She really didn't mean that, she was afraid that he would get sicker as he dragged on...

Yang Yihang remained silent, grabbed Zhu Lingyu's little hand, turned around and entered the elevator.

"Where are you going? It's the expert account. Don't go yet." Zhu Lingyu couldn't help but said.

Yang Yihang remained silent.

Pulling Zhu Lingyu, he strode out of that...men's hospital.

As soon as he walked out, Yang Yihang took off the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and threw away his hat.

Zhu Lingyu became more and more worried, "I'm sorry, I should discuss it with you first, don't be angry... Yihang..."

Yang Yihang held onto Zhu Lingyu's wrist tightly and strode into a supermarket.

"Come...what are you doing in the supermarket?"

Yang Yihang looked at the condoms at the entrance of the supermarket, put them all in his pockets, and threw them at the cashier, "Settling the bill."

The cashier's aunt was dumbfounded, "Young man...Young Lisheng..."

Yang Yihang settled the bill, took Zhu Lingyu and left.

Seeing Yang Yihang's "crazy" behavior, Zhu Lingyu became more and more worried, "Yihang, don't be provoked, I was wrong...don't be angry..."

Crazy, actually bought a pocket of condoms?
Yang Yihang smiled, "I'm just angry..."

Zhu Lingyu's lips turned pale, and she looked at him nervously.

"There is a way to not make me angry..."

"what?"

"follow me."

After Yang Yihang finished speaking, he dragged Zhu Lingyu towards a five-star hotel.

As soon as he came to the front desk, Yang Yihang said to the lady: "Open a room, one room."

"Ah good."

Are you sure you're here to open a room in broad daylight?

The lady at the front desk felt contemptuous, but respectfully gave them the room card.

When Yang Yihang took Zhu Lingyu away, the front desk lady suddenly realized.

Wait, that man just now looks a little familiar...

Two or three minutes later, a bearded man walked in and asked, "Where did that man and woman go just now? What room is it in?"

The front desk lady was frightened, this bearded man... so scary!
"Sir, our hotel has regulations that prohibit the disclosure of guest information."

The bearded man chuckled, leaning his thick arms on the front desk, "Is it really not possible?"

The lady at the front desk was about to say no, when she suddenly found a gun against her heart...

The woman almost went crazy with fright.

"Where is it? Say it!"

"In...in room 1304..." the front desk lady finished speaking with some exhaustion.

Beard is satisfied...

Ok.

The bearded man tapped the front desk lady's heart with the muzzle of the gun, "You are fine, I am very satisfied..."

The front desk lady's face turned pale, and she fainted from fright.

The bearded man smiled, hey, it's better to be dizzy!
(End of this chapter)

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