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Chapter 158 Destroying Lao Tzu's Good Deeds?
In the hot summer, the cicadas on the trees are still singing.

"Look, I seem to have seen that person somewhere before?" A girl drinking water pointed to a man not far away who was cowering and lowered his head.

Her boyfriend glanced at it, a little disdainful: "Who? It looks so ugly? Have you seen it too?"

The girl couldn't remember who it was for a while, but she just felt... seen...

After a while, I saw a man in full armor walk in, walked up to the young man, and asked, "Are you Yang Yikang? The one who called me just now?"

When Yang Yikang heard this, he suddenly raised his head, and asked a little excitedly, "Are you reporter Huang?"

The person Yang Yikang contacted was Reporter Huang from T City Evening News!
Reporter Huang sat down and asked, "I don't know what news Mr. Yang Yikang can provide?"

There have been too many news about Yang Yihang recently, and his news is swiping the screen every day.

And...it's all good.

One moment it's a master here, another moment it's a record there.

Reporters, they all want to find some news topics.

It would be interesting to catch the black material of this newly promoted cultural image ambassador of T city.

Reporter Huang took out tools such as a recording pen, a notebook and so on while speaking.

Yang Yikang didn't know what to say, but... he expressed all his doubts.

Including Yang Yihang's previous black material.

For example, singing since childhood has been the king of music, and I have never passed a music class, and my grades in the third year of high school are garbage among garbage...

In the end, Yang Yikang came to a conclusion: "I know my cousin is cheating! Don't believe him!"

Well, everything Yang Yikang said was recorded...

Reporter Huang was still very excited.

For example, that one.

Yang Yihang never knew how to sing, why did he improve by leaps and bounds?Why did you show off your singing voice at the summit restaurant?
He just needs to add some modifiers to the press release...

For example, suggesting to readers that Master Yang Yihang may be cheating.

And this kind of cheating is done in front of international friends...

This news is indeed a surprise.

Haha, very good!

The most important thing is that Yang Yikang, Yang Yihang's cousin, personally testified. The effect should be very good.

Reporter Huang put away his recording pen and took out a sum of money from his pocket, "This is a reward for thanking you."

When Yang Yikang saw the thick envelope, his eyes became a little straight.

The well-developed Yang Yihang didn't even give him so much money...

Yang Yikang reached out to pick it up, and suddenly the girl from before yelled, "I know who he is now, he is that traitor Yang Yikang! He is Master Yang Yihang's idiot cousin!"

"What? That dog traitor?"

"I wanted to beat him a few days ago, but I caught him today!"

Yang Yikang's face changed suddenly with fright, and looking at the ferocious crowd rushing towards him, Yang Yikang took the money and ran out quickly.

Now is the era of Internet development, reporter Huang sat at the table with a recording pen and began to write the press release.

The press release on Weibo doesn't really need to be long. Reporter Huang thought about it and posted it!

Reporter Huang also bought Hot Search by the way.

He watched the number of views soaring... Hehe.

This time is faster than that reporter Pei Tianli, right?And it's first-hand information!
[The new cultural image ambassador of a certain city is suspected of cheating in multiple activities...]

Did not name anyone.

But who is the youngest image ambassador?

Xiao Chenchen: Sure enough...no one is perfect, how could he know everything.Is it cheating?

Qingxingdeng and Yingcao: I am a fan of Bob, I am proud of my idol, at least my idol will not cheat!
Mr. Zhongyuan: Although I am really annoyed that Yang Yihang is on the hot search when he has nothing to do, he is more frequent than a big star, but if there is no evidence, why don't you say that?Aren't you afraid of being slapped in the face in the end?My friend is a student of Jiangzhou University. I heard that Yang Yihang explained that his voice had problems during the summer vacation.

Old driver: Hehe, upstairs, I really want to hehe you.Have you ever seen a voice problem that all kinds of songs are sung out of tune?It is best not to let foreigners know about this, so as not to be ashamed.Especially the foreign master Bob!

A group of Internet eaters commented on Reporter Huang's personal profile, and followed him as soon as they commented.

Reporter Huang is very, very satisfied, he has gained so much attention.

Maybe there will be some more advertisements in the future, and the days are happy.

When countless people who eat melons think that Yang Yihang is annoying and always want to make some news...

Reporter Pei Tianli released a more terrifying news.

【urgent!A brutal killer has appeared in the Tianhai Hotel, and the new cultural image ambassador of T City is at stake! 】

I rub!

Reporter Huang was still eating watermelon. When he saw the news, he swallowed the watermelon seeds together...

isn't it?
Is this news true or false?

This news is much more explosive than his...

The people who eat melons are even more confused. The news comes one after another, and they can't understand it.

However, is what reporter Pei Tianli posted really true?
Cruel... Killer?
Are you making a movie? ! !

*
"Yihang, what are you doing?" Zhu Lingyu's cheeks turned red.

Standing in the elevator with Yang Yihang, she felt very nervous.

Yang Yihang didn't speak, but he whistled proudly.

Zhu Lingyu whispered: "Are you angry?"

No!

I am very happy now!very happy!

Yang Yihang looked at the room card in his hand, room 1304.

Why is the elevator at Tianhai Hotel so slow?
And stop at every floor...

Yang Yihang kicked, "What broken elevator? Who's sick? It's pressed on every floor outside?"

It is estimated that those bear children pressed it...

Seeing Yang Yihang's brutal actions, Zhu Lingyu felt more and more nervous.

What happened to Yang Yihang?
Was it stimulated by her?
By the way, I heard that if you are not good at that aspect, you will be easily psychopathic if you are stimulated?
Fortunately, Yang Yihang didn't know what Zhu Lingyu was thinking now.

The elevator stopped on the 13th floor, and Yang Yihang immediately pulled Zhu Lingyu towards room 1304.

"The 13th floor is still a high-end suite." Yang Yihang laughed.

"Let's go back..."

Yang Yihang hummed in his heart, go back?

How can there be such a cheap thing?
Yang Yihang swiped his room card and pushed Zhu Lingyu in.

Looking at the clean room, Zhu Lingyu started to beat her heart, "What... what are you doing here? Next time, I will definitely discuss with you before going to register..."

Zhu Lingyu's voice became softer.

Yang Yihang looked at her with a half-smile, and walked towards her step by step.

"you you……"

Zhu Lingyu stepped back nervously, "What are you doing? Are you really angry?"

Yang Yihang immediately pressed her on the bed behind him, "Yes, I'm angry. You suspect that your man is not good?"

I will regain my glory today and let this chick know how powerful he is! !
Haven't done it, have you seen that?

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run?

Yang Yihang dumped all the big bag of condoms on the bed, "Come here, what flavor do you like? You choose one. Let's have fun today..."

Zhu Lingyu's pupils flickered, looking at Yang Yihang's "scary" look, he always felt... Is he mentally abnormal...

Inspired by her?
Zhu Lingyu panicked, "I will definitely go to register with your consent next time..."

Otherwise, it will not hang up.This kind of thing hurts the self-esteem of men like them.

However, dying of an illness drags on to a serious illness!

Yang Yihang looked at Colonel Zhu Hua's worried face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

This woman thinks he is sick...

Yang Yihang sniffed her neck, and said in a low voice: "Actually, I'm really fine, should we try it now? Try it and you'll know if there's any problem..."

Zhu Lingyu was taken aback, her face completely reddened.

The masculine breath coming from him made her eyes blurred.

Yang Yihang was very excited, "What's the first step? Yes, yes, take a bath! I'll take a bath first!"

Yang Yihang yelled "Yohe" and rushed straight to the bathroom.

Zhu Lingyu: "..."

Are you really not being stimulated to get sick?

Zhu Lingyu looked at the condoms scattered all over the bed, she suddenly shivered, what did Yang Yihang just say?Want to play them all?
After a while, I heard the sound of a shower coming from the bathroom.

Zhu Lingyu looked around and was speechless.

Yang Yihang is really an Internet addict, he even takes his mobile phone with him when he takes a shower...

The sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom made Zhu Lingyu nervous and uneasy. She had to divert her attention and glanced at the condoms of various flavors on the bed.

"Boom boom boom——"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside.

Zhu Lingyu was surprised, anyone?

Zhu Lingyu walked towards the door, and saw through the monitoring facilities at the door, it was an old lady in work clothes. "Cleaning."

Looks like he's here to clean the house, right?
"Ok."

Zhu Lingyu opened the door when she saw that it was the cleaning lady.

The aunt pushed the cart and walked inside, her face was extremely pale.

Just as Zhu Lingyu was feeling suspicious, he suddenly saw a bearded man in black tights and a hat rushing in.

The bearded man took out his gun and pointed at Zhu Lingyu's forehead, "Where is Yang Yihang?"

gun?
Zhu Lingyu looked at the cleaning aunt who had already fainted from fright, and she said calmly: "I have already left."

The bearded man glanced suspiciously, "Going away?"

Zhu Lingyu nodded, and said loudly: "What do you want to do? That guy Yang Yihang is not good at that, and I've already left in anger."

Don't come out...

No matter how awesome he is, he is still a human being, and he will definitely die if he shoots it up.

Zhu Lingyu didn't know who Yang Yihang had offended, but now he was looking for trouble.

Yang Yihang, who had already taken a shower, heard the voices outside.

There was a man's voice.

The bearded man pointed at Zhu Lingyu's forehead, "Go to the bathroom."

Zhu Lingyu's face turned cold: "I told you, he has already left! I ran away in anger!"

The bearded man was displeased, "Are you fucking deaf? There was the sound of taking a bath in the bathroom just now. It wasn't your boyfriend Yang Yihang, could it be that you sneakily put on a green hat for Yang Yihang?!"

The bearded man looked at Zhu Lingyu, this figure is really good...

That kid Yang Yihang is very lucky, this beauty has a good figure, a good face, and the most important thing is... Nima's heart is completely devoted to that kid!

He is a killer and has killed many people.

Every time the woman either fainted from fright, or cried and begged for mercy not to kill her.

This woman is an exception.

But damn it! !

He hated these women the most, and hated these promiscuous women the most.

Zhu Lingyu's face was pale, but she pretended to be calm and walked towards the bathroom.

The bearded man looked at the door with a sinister smile on his face, "Yang Yihang, are you inside? Get out now, I will take your head so I can return to my life."

Yang Yihang's face was gloomy.

Zhu Lingyu immediately said: "Don't come out, he has a gun in his hand, he wants to kill you, you should call the police!"

The bearded man's complexion got worse.

This woman is quite courageous, most women are scared to pee, how dare she speak?
The bearded man looked at Zhu Lingyu, showing a lewd smile, "Yang Yihang, you are a waste, you are a softie. You won't come out, will you? I just fucked your woman first outside! Try it .”

Yang Yihang's face became more and more ugly.

He doesn't need a woman to protect him yet.

Yang Yihang is not afraid of bullets now, but Zhu Lingyu is just a mortal...

Human flesh can never stand bullets.

When Yang Yihang heard Zhu Lingyu's screams from outside, he became more and more indignant.

Damn, do you dare touch Lao Tzu's woman?I will kill you later!
Yang Yihang took a deep breath, put his hand on the bathroom door lock, "I'll come out, don't touch her."

*
The front desk lady of Tianhai Hotel suddenly woke up, and the bearded man suddenly remembered in her mind...

"Call the police. Room 1304...is Yang Yihang!!"

The ID card information registered in the hotel belongs to Yang Yihang.

The new cultural image ambassador of their city.

The front desk lady finally figured it out, no wonder she felt that the guest just now looked very familiar.

Isn't it Yang Yihang who swipes the screen every day recently?

Call the police immediately.

When the police heard the news, they were taken aback.

Yang Yihang?
Yang Yihang is no longer just a citizen.

Moreover, he also has multiple identities!
A student of Jiangzhou University, the best university in T City, a successor of Que Jinxiu, and a new cultural image ambassador.

If something goes wrong...

"Call the police! Call the police! Hurry up and call the special police to get ready to go. We must rescue the hostages."

This is not good, and the superiors know it.

If something went wrong with Yang Yihang, he would be slapping himself in the face.Yang Yihang is the new cultural image ambassador.

"Help! Save Yang Yihang quickly."

Pei Tianli, who has been secretly following, hoping to know first-hand information about Yang Yihang, was the first to know.

Pei Tianli was terrified.

Killer?
gun?
How did this thing appear in T City?
He will believe you when you say you bring a machete... This is big news...

The special police surrounded the Tianhai Hotel in an instant. The guests above the 13th floor did not dare to go downstairs, and the guests below the 13th floor had all run away.

Everyone is watching the fun.

The heavily armed SWAT chief waved his hand, "Take the stairs, go up, and rescue the hostages."

I hope...the image ambassador is still alive...

At the same time, Yang Yihang had already opened the bathroom door and walked out with a smile.

The bearded man spat, "What a joke! You're not as handsome as I am when you laugh again."

Yang Yihang: "..."

Damn, how dare you call yourself handsome with such a ghostly appearance?

Zhu Lingyu's eyes were red, "Didn't I tell you not to come out?"

Yang Yihang smiled, "I don't have the habit of letting women save me."

The bearded man dragged Zhu Lingyu to the bedside, keeping a distance of 10 meters from Yang Yihang.

"Don't come here, or I will make your woman's brains explode!" the bearded man said viciously.

Yang Yihang calculated the distance between him and the bearded man, rushed over at his speed, and had a very high chance of grabbing the gun.

But there is also a chance that this kind of killer will react and attack Zhu Lingyu.

Yang Yihang...did not dare to take this risk.

The bearded man spat, "You kid squatted on the ground and hugged your head. Otherwise, I will let your girlfriend get shot in the head by me."

Yang Yihang cursed inwardly and squatted down.

"Do 100 squats."

You fucking thought you were Zhou Zhong?

The bearded man said, and began to reach out to touch Zhu Lingyu's fair face.

"Go away!" Zhu Lingyu yelled.

Yang Yihang's eyes are bloodshot, fuck you!

Suddenly, Yang Yihang remembered.

I know how to escape!
Damn, how did you forget such an important spell just now?
He touched the ground with his hands and muttered a spell silently.

The bearded man suddenly discovered that Yang Yihang had disappeared!gone!

gone?
In the next second, Yang Yihang had already appeared behind the bearded man, and grabbed his pistol with one hand.

The bearded man looked up again, his forehead was cold.

Yang Yihang hugged his girlfriend with one arm, and held the gun in the other, "Report your name."

Bearded man: "...???"

Zhu Lingyu: "...???"

Both of them were dumbfounded.

The bearded man didn't see Yang Yihang make a move at all, and Zhu Lingyu didn't know why Yang Yihang carried him back into his arms.

Seeing the bearded man's confused look, Yang Yihang laughed triumphantly.

Don't even look at his escapism!

Among Yang Yihang's escape techniques, the best one to practice is the earth escape technique!

The bearded man was still in a daze, Yang Yihang's eyes became colder, he pushed the gun to the head, and suddenly roared violently, "I want you to sign up!"

The bearded man peed in fright, "I... I... My name is Long Yi!"

Yang Yihang pondered secretly, "Long Yi?"

Yang Yihang sneered, "It's really ugly!"

The bearded man is really scared to pee, who has seen such a fierce hostage?The gun in his hand was inexplicably snatched away.

The bearded man nodded his head, "Yeah, it's ugly, my name is ugly!"

Yang Yihang tapped the bearded man's forehead with the gun, "You fucking changed your name from today, your name is Chong Yi! You deserve to be called Dragon? You are a fucking bug at most!"

As soon as Zhu Lingyu relaxed, she almost laughed out loud when she heard Yang Yihang's words.

Worm... Worm one?

The bearded man really wanted to cry, "Well, Uncle Yang, I'll change...I'll change my name, my name is Chong Yi."

Seeing the bearded man's expression, Yang Yihang was extremely contemptuous, "You are also a killer? I will kill your uncle! Dare to destroy my good deeds?"

(End of this chapter)