Chapter 313 Take Five Steps Back and Speak!
Chapter 313 Take Five Steps Back and Speak!
"Fuck~~~ How can there be such a shameless person like you? You suppressed this fairy all night, don't you have any remorse at all? The emperor is amazing? I'm still a fairy? Do you think this fairy will be afraid of you?" While carrying her shoulders, Yun Mian did not forget to pick up the clothes next to her and put them on.

This fairy has such a good figure, she can't let this mortal look at her.

"Fairy? Then I'm still Tianjun~~~ Shameless." Xiao Zhan snorted coldly.

"Ah, I'm so mad at this fairy! Don't you believe that I'm a fairy? A mortal who can't control himself—let me tell you, my name is Yun Mian, and I'm a pregnancy-inducing fairy. If you are pregnant with a dragon heir, this fairy will go back to the Heavenly Court to do business. By the way, aren’t you the emperor? Be conscious, and hurry up and turn over a few more cards tonight, so don’t delay this fairy’s annual leave!”

After Yun Mian drank the water of forgetting love, she changed back to the carefree and fearless little fairy she used to be. She also talked more and wrote all over her body: This fairy is not easy to mess with!
She seemed to have forgotten a very important thing, descending to the mortal world to induce pregnancy is a secret, and she came out without any restraint, and she didn't realize that she had slipped her mouth.

"Arabian Nights!" Xiao Zhan buckled his belt, got up and stood with his hands behind his back, carefully sizing up the cave, feeling that everything in front of him was too weird, he said coldly: "Fairy for pregnant? Oh, I have a hidden disease, Don't think about it, hurry back to the heaven you mentioned, lest I get angry and take your life."

"What? Do you have a hidden disease?" Yun Mian walked up to Xiao Zhan, looked at Xiao Zhan from top to bottom in disbelief, and muttered, "No, the Son of Heaven, how could there be a hidden disease? It must be a fairy of!"

Wait, let's see how the most beautiful fairy in the heaven will deal with you, an arrogant and arrogant mortal emperor full of nonsense.

"If this fairy finds out that you are lying to me, then you will die!" Yun Mian stretched out two fingers in each hand, twirled around twice, and murmured: "Waaaaaaaaaaaah~~ ~ Immortals and Immortals are changing!—Change!"

As soon as she finished speaking, two fingers pointed to Xiao Zhan's crotch, waiting for a change there.

Xiao Zhan looked at Yun Mian like an idiot, his face was livid with anger.

In my 22 years of life, I have never seen such a bold fool.

"Huh? Why didn't you respond? It shouldn't be, could it be that the fairy's magic has failed?" Yun Mian rested her chin with one hand, puzzled.

At this moment, the tall figure in front of her approached, forcing her to the wall, her voice was as cold as the ice of a thousand years: "Woman, do you know that the way you pretend to be stupid makes me want to crush you to death?" you!"

"You dare!" Yun Mian puffed out her chest, glared fiercely at Xiao Zhan, and said, "The people of Xiao Kingdom are afraid of you, but this fairy is not afraid of you. It doesn't matter who will be crushed to death! ——I Let me tell you, my hosts were disobedient in the past, and this fairy directly used spells to clean them up all over the place, don't you want to try it too?"

Xiao Zhan raised his hand to pinch Yun Mian's chin, like pinching a weak ant, and said word by word: "Crazy, do you want to die kneeling or lying down?"

"What's dead or not?" Yun Mian went to break Xiao Zhan's hand, but the other party didn't move at all. Yun Mian roared: "This fairy will live forever, and mortals dare to provoke this fairy? Just wait--

Roar~~~ It hurts so much to pinch this fairy's chin. It's strange that a woman loves such a violent man!

Hooligan, pervert, this fairy draws a circle and curses you that you won't be able to conceive!hum~~~~
Wait, you can't be pregnant, otherwise this fairy will not be able to complete the task.

Yun Mian saw that the struggle was not enough for Xiao Zhan, so she immediately raised her knees and hit him hard at an indescribable place.

"Hiss~~~" Xiao Zhan let go of the pain and clenched his fists, enduring the urge to kill Yun Mian.

It hurts, it hurts.

I have a hidden disease, it's pitiful enough, this dead woman still kicked me in this position, this hatred, I will remember it!

Looking at Xiao Zhan's cannibalistic eyes, Yun Mian shrinks back a little guilty, ready to run away.

Unexpectedly, just as I had the idea of ​​slipping away, I was stopped by an arm.

Xiao Zhan spat out a sentence through his teeth: "Woman, you want to run away after kicking me? Do you think I'm a vegetarian?"

"Then what do you want? You don't want to touch porcelain, do you?" Yun Mian looked at Xiao Zhan warily.

"You kicked me to death, how will this be settled?" Xiao Zhan really wanted to touch Ci, this woman made him feel hot for no reason, and he somehow didn't want to just let her off so easily.

"Didn't you say that you had a hidden disease? Forget it, I'm unlucky for this fairy, just blow on your fairy air." Yun Mian said and blew on the fairy air, hahaha, it really worked!

"Haha~~~Look, it's better now. Hmph~~You still don't believe me when I say I'm a fairy? Now you know I was wrong, right?" Yun Mian slipped out of Xiao Zhan's confinement.

I thought I had escaped from the tiger's mouth, but I didn't expect that Xiao Zhan grabbed my arm as soon as I stood up.

Xiao Zhan couldn't believe the hidden disease that had plagued him for many years, it was just that good!
Is this woman cured?Or, have I never met a woman who can arouse my interest before?And I met in front of my eyes, so the hidden disease was cured?
Xiao Zhan pressed Yun Mian against the wall, frowned, and there was a hint of playfulness in his eyes: "Woman, where is your face? Who taught you to do that kind of action to a man casually?"

"Um~~~ There is something wrong, but it's better than being touched by you, right? Besides, I'm going down to help you conceive, and you said you have a hidden disease, so I'm in a hurry. Now make sure you don't have a hidden disease, This fairy mission is half completed. By the way, you will call a concubine to sleep in a while, and I will sprinkle a halo of conception on you, and you will have a proper pregnancy." Yun Mian felt that this mission must be completed very well, and after I have already started to think about where to spend my annual vacation after completing this task.

Xiao Zhan sneered, and said half-jokingly: "Woman, you have cured my hidden disease, and I will send you a dragon heir. You are not allowed to leave until you complete the task!"

"You have a good idea! Our pregnancy fairy never goes to battle in person, don't think that you are handsome and have a good figure, so you can touch this fairy, let go!" Yun Mian resisted the urge to nosebleed, Said coldly.

"I won't let you go, you bite me?" Xiao Zhan leaned forward, with a dangerous look in his eyes.

Yun Mian shuddered, "Hey, host, please take five steps back, put away your weapon and speak again!" !Ahhh~~ This fairy is going crazy.

Yun Mian blushed, and said angrily, "I'm so mad at you! Forget it, use spells to seal your memory!"

At the end of the sentence, Yun Mian began to drive the immortal method, and said: "Well, well, boom~~~Seal the memory—definitely!"

Xiao Zhan was originally interested in the woman in front of him, but seeing her acting stupid again, he lost interest in an instant.

He let go of Yunmian, and whispered a word: "Get lost!"

Yun Mian was blasted out of the cave, and her brows became a word Sichuan.

Why couldn't he seal his memory just now?
So, this fairy has now revealed the secret of her descending to the mortal world, and formed a relationship with the host, and the spell is still out of order?

This is the opening loss!Is there anything more tragic than this?
This fairy wants to be quiet.

Yun Mian stood at the entrance of the cave and stretched. Suddenly, a heavy feeling came from the palm of her hand.

She raised her hand, and immediately there was a jade seal in her palm, with a phoenix engraved on it.

Wow, what a delicate jade seal, Yun Mian took the phoenix seal and looked left and right.

At this time Xiao Zhan came out of the cave, his eyes fell on the phoenix seal on Yun Mian's palm, and he frowned immediately.

He stopped Yun Mian, and said coldly, "So it's a small thief who dared to steal from me, are you looking for death?"

"Is this broken jade seal yours? Eh~~ Conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't steal it! - Give it back to you!" Yun Mian heard Xiao Zhan say that the jade seal belonged to him, and immediately stuffed it into Xiao Zhan's arms like a hot hand.

"Woman, do you know that this is the seal of the phoenix? It symbolizes the position of the phoenix—you seduced me for the sake of the position of the phoenix?" Xiao Zhan frowned and asked forcefully.

"Bah, bah, who cares! I said it, I am a fairy who descended to earth, and you are my host. As long as you favor my concubine and concubine conceives a dragon heir, I can pat my ass and leave!"

After Yun Mian finished speaking, she remembered something, and continued, "By the way, I warn you that it is a secret for this fairy to go down to earth. You must not reveal the identity of this fairy, otherwise—"

(End of this chapter)

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