Heavenly Immortal Pregnancy: Your Majesty, lie down!

Chapter 314 You crushed me

Chapter 314 You crushed me

"Otherwise what?" Xiao Zhan asked in a deep voice.

Woman, how dare you threaten me!You are brave!

"Otherwise - this fairy will roast you and eat you~~~" Yun Mian plans to turn Xiao Zhan into a duck, pull it out and wash it, roast it crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sprinkle a layer of oil and a layer of cumin Powder, it must taste delicious.

Thinking of this, Yun Mian involuntarily licked her lips.

Xiao Zhan saw appetite in Yun Mian's eyes, and he remembered the way she squatted down and blowing immortal energy on him just now, and felt hot all over for no reason.

Xiao Zhan's voice was a little hoarse unconsciously, and it sounded very magnetic: "Where is it baked? How to eat it?"

"The whole thing is roasted, of course I'll tear it up and eat it~~ How about it? Are you afraid? If you are afraid, you are not allowed to tell the secret of this fairy descending to earth!" Yun Mian threatened.

Such a threat has no effect on Xiao Zhan, he is not afraid of being eaten by a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy, it is not sure who will eat who!

"I want you not to tell me your secret unless—" Xiao Zhan paused at this point.

Yun Mian asked, "Unless what?"

Xiao Zhan said unhurriedly: "Unless you are my personal maid!"

"Hahaha~~~" Yun Mian laughed out loud: "It's a beautiful idea! How could this fairy be your personal maid? You think too much! You are almost my little brother~~"

How old is this fairy, and I will be your maid, how old are you?

Xiao Zhan gave Yun Mian a cold look, and thought: This woman is so hard to beat, how dare she laugh at me! ——You wait, I will make you look good!

Xiao Zhan was too lazy to argue with Yun Mian, he looked around and found that he was in a strange place, and he didn't even have a follower around him.

impossible!I am the Ninth Five-Year Lord, how could it be possible that there are no guards and hidden guards around me?

This is so weird!

"Woman, do you know where this is?" Xiao Zhan asked.

"How do I know, I was in the cave as soon as I opened my eyes!" Yun Mian looked at the surrounding scenery in a daze.

However, she has always had the temperament to settle down as soon as she comes.

Xiao Zhan frowned, and walked in a random direction.

"Hey, wait for me~~" Yun Mian also followed, after all, she is a road idiot, and it is better to have someone lead the way than to walk blindly.

But, unexpectedly, Xiao Zhan is also a road idiot.

After the two walked for a cup of tea, they found that they were lost.

They walked into a foggy forest.

The surrounding area is covered with fog, and the visibility is very low. No matter how you walk, you can't get out of this forest.

Yun Mian muttered: "It's over, I was taken into the ditch by you. If I knew you were a road idiot, this fairy should have walked by herself~~ Now it's all right? But don't encounter any beasts!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard the roar of a beast in the distance.

If Yunmian's spell didn't fail, she wouldn't be afraid of beasts.

But right now, she can't use spells, and she is completely a weak woman with no power to restrain her.

The little bird Yunmian hid behind Xiao Zhan and grabbed Xiao Zhan's arm, looking frightened.

Xiao Zhan glanced at Yun Mian's hand in disgust, and said coldly: "Don't let go, don't you want these hands?"

After saying this, a familiar feeling came to my heart, a feeling of deja vu.

"This fairy's hands are so pretty, are you willing to cut them off?" Yun Mian said as she raised her right hand, shaking it in front of Xiao Zhan's eyes.

Her hands are indeed beautiful, standard jade hands, white and slender, smooth as snow, as if they would break if they were broken.

She also wears a ring on her middle finger.

Yun Mian didn't pay attention to it before, but now she saw the ring clearly. She said curiously: "Huh? Why do I have a ring on my hand? This fairy never wears these things. Who put it on for this fairy?" ?”

Xiao Zhan looked towards his left hand subconsciously, and found that he was also wearing a ring of the same style on his left middle finger.

Ok?This is too weird!

Xiao Zhan quickly took off the ring in his hand before Yun Mian turned his gaze, and put it into the Qiankun Cauldron.

He didn't want the woman in front of him to see the same ring touch him.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps came, and the roar of the beast was getting closer.

Yun Mian shivered in fright, tightly grabbed Xiao Zhan's arm, and asked anxiously, "Uh~~~ You will protect me, right?"

Xiao Zhan asked softly, "Give me a reason to protect you?"

Yun Mian thought for a while, then replied shamelessly: "Because I am good-looking, a hero saves the beauty, understand?"

"How thick-skinned~~Heroes save the beauty? I don't want to!" Xiao Zhan doesn't want to protect the stinky little fairy who loves to pretend, he just wants to tease her and watch her coquettish, so it's fun.

As soon as Xiao Zhan finished speaking, Yun Qinggong flew up to a big tree next to him, looking down at the little fairy who was anxious to jump under the tree.

Xiao Zhan was stunned, why did my cultivation level suddenly increase by several levels?How is this going?

A big black bear appeared not far away, slowly approaching with clumsy steps.

Yun Mian looked at the approaching big black bear, then looked at Xiao Zhan on the tree, and said with shame: "Xiao Zhan, how can you do this? I can't climb trees as a fairy, so hug me up!"

Xiao Zhan looked like he was watching a show, and joked: "I don't hug women easily, aren't you a fairy? How can a fairy not climb a tree? Climb it yourself."

"Bastard, no one will love you like this." Yun Mian gritted her teeth and said, "Forget it, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. This fairy crawls on her own!"

Yun Mian hugged the trunk of the tree, wriggling upwards like an enlarged caterpillar.

This feeling seems familiar.

But I can't remember, has something similar happened before?
Seeing that she had climbed halfway, Yun Mian suddenly fell to the ground with a "plop~~".

The big black bear swayed and walked towards Yunmian. It lowered its head and sniffed the delicious food in front of it.

"Ahhh~~~Smelly bear, get out of here quickly!" Yun Mian backed away, afraid that the big black bear would stick out its tongue and lick her, she said so disgusted.

Xiao Zhan hooked the corners of his mouth, secretly feeling terribly happy, he thought to himself: I'm going to die, I actually think it's fun to tease her like this!Am I bad?

Sure enough, the big black bear stuck out its tongue, ready to lick Yun Mian's face - Yun Mian dodged to the side, avoiding the big black bear, then hugged the tree again, and climbed up the tree.

"Hey, hurry up and give Fairy Ben a hand! How can you refuse to save yourself? You will be single for the rest of your life like this!" Yun Mian was so angry that she climbed a tree while reasoning with Xiao Zhan.

"A majestic fairy, are you still afraid of a stupid bear?" Xiao Zhan was indifferent, seeing this woman who claimed to be a little fairy slumped, he felt inexplicably very happy in his heart.

Xiao Zhan said with a poisonous tongue: "By the way, I have three thousand beauties in the harem, how can I be single for the rest of my life? But you, you are not bad, but you have a brain defect. I doubt that no one will want you."

"Hehe~~ This fairy is the most beautiful fairy in the heavens. People who chased this fairy have lined up from the Nantian Gate to the Milky Way. You don't need to worry about this fairy's life-long affairs. Hey—I'm running out of energy, give me a hand !" Yun Mian was about to reach Xiao Zhan, but he just didn't reach out.

The big black bear stuck out its tongue under the tree, and the halazi bleed all over the ground.

It is waiting for the good food to fall from the tree, so it can sit back and enjoy it.

"Promise to be my personal maid, and I will pull you!" Xiao Zhan has no shortage of maids, but wouldn't it be fun to have someone who claims to be a fairy as a maid?
"Beautiful idea!" Yun Mian still didn't agree, seeing that she was about to fall, she had an idea, reached out and grabbed Xiao Zhan's feet, and threw him from the tree with her.

Hmph, there's no way to see this fairy's joke!Die and die together!

"Plop~~~" Both of them fell to the ground, and Xiao Zhan fell on Yun Mian's body.

The big stupid bear took a few steps back in fright, and hid in the bushes, preparing to wait and see what happened.

Yun Mian pushed the person on her back, blushing and said, "Go away! You crushed me!"

"Where is it flattened?" Xiao Zhan's voice became hoarse, saying that the little fairy's figure is really good~~~

Xiao Zhan was not in a hurry to leave, the little fairy smelled very good, and there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity, he wanted to smell more.

Xiao Zhan carefully looked at the woman under him, and was taken away by her exquisite beauty.

Not to mention, although the little fairy is a little arrogant, but this face is really beautiful, all the Yingying and Yanyan in the harem combined can't compare to one tenth of her.

How could there be such a beautiful woman?It's okay to be good-looking, but the body is so hot that it can be used as a pillow to hug and sleep.

Except for a little brain problem, everything else is perfect.

(End of this chapter)