Heavenly Immortal Pregnancy: Your Majesty, lie down!

Chapter 315 Believe it or not, this fairy killed you?
Chapter 315 Believe it or not, this fairy killed you?
She wouldn't really be a fairy descending to earth, would she?Could it be that when he descended to earth, he hit the ground head first and broke his brain?
"Hey, hey, get out of the way! You, you, you~~~~pervert!" Yun Mian was stunned by Xiao Zhan, and she could clearly feel a weapon against her.

dying.

Xiao Zhan came to his senses, only to realize that he had lost his mind about this unbelievably beautiful woman again.

I'm a little weird today.

This woman is a walking love potion.

Seeing Xiao Zhan standing still, Yun Mian was also angry. She turned over, pinched Xiao Zhan's cheeks with both hands, and said fiercely, "Is it fun to play tricks on me? Believe it or not, this fairy killed you?"

"Huh? How do you kill him? You can do it?" It was the first time that Xiao Zhan was pinched by a woman, and the desire to conquer in his heart became stronger for a moment, and he wished that the woman in front of him would prostrate on the ground and beg for mercy.

Damn it, you dare to sit on me!Woman, you are playing with fire!

"Hmph~~ I won't play with you anymore." Yun Mian blushed, got up from him, and ran away if there was any disagreement.

Xiao Zhanjun's face was also blushing, did I get teased by her?There is such a reason to flirt and run?

Yun Mian had just run a few steps when the big black bear jumped out from the grass and chased after Yun Mian.

"Big stupid bear, don't chase me! You chase the handsome man behind, his meat is more chewy!" Yun Mian ran without tears.

Seeing that the big black bear was about to catch up with her, he suddenly felt a warmth in his palm.

Yun Mian's hand was held by Xiao Zhan who was chasing up, and Xiao Zhan pulled her into his arms.

Immediately afterwards, the world was spinning for a while, and she was picked up by Xiao Zhan.

Xiao Zhan hugged Yun Mian, and Yun Qinggong flew up to the big tree she climbed just now.

The big black bear jumped to nothing, and instead walked slowly to the tree, leaving Halazi to continue looking at the food on the tree.

After Yun Mian sat firmly, she breathed a sigh of relief.

But immediately, her heart rose to her throat again.

Uh, this fairy is sitting on the host's lap?Ahhh~~~ going crazy!
Yun Mian was about to move to the side of the tree trunk to sit, Xiao Zhan said in a hoarse voice, "Don't move around~~~"

Yun Mian blushed completely, and said incoherently: "You, you, you~~~ Did you take any medicine? Are you excited when you see a woman?"

"I was just about to ask, did you give me some medicine? My body is out of control." Xiao Zhan hugged the person in his arms and sat down on the tree trunk next to him, and began to silently recite the mantra of pure heart in his heart.

Form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form.

Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color.

No thoughts, no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, no color, sound, fragrance and touch.

"Visual observation shows that you are a foolish king and a tyrant." Yun Mian cast a glance at Xiao Zhan, leaned closer to his ear, and asked in a low voice: "To be honest, is it fun to be the emperor? By the way, you have been on the throne for so many years, don't talk about it." It is also announced that hundreds of concubines will attend the bed, right? How come no concubine is pregnant with a dragon heir? This is not in line with common sense? Could it be that you have infertility? "

After Xiao Zhan finished reciting the heart-purifying mantra, he still couldn't calm down. His handsome face blushed, and he replied, "Are all your fairies so dirty in their thinking? I am still innocent, so naturally I don't have a concubine to conceive a dragon heir."

"Hahaha~~~Xiao Zhan, don't you lie and don't make drafts? You will be innocent? I believe you are a ghost~~~" Yun Mian leaned forward and backward with a smile, almost fell from the tree go down.

Fortunately, Xiao Zhan put his hand around her waist and stabilized her on the tree, and then withdrew his hand.

By the way, why is the little fairy's waist so thin?Like a willow in Fufeng, it seems to be broken when it is folded.

"Is it so funny?" Xiao Zhan said solemnly: "Don't believe me? Then do you want to test it?"

The big black bear under the tree was so angry that his neck was sore. These two were flirting on the tree?

Fuck, I'm full of dog food and my stomach is full.

Forget it, don't eat it, I will lose weight.

The big black bear shook his head, and left with a look of disgust.

"Try your sister~~ Let me tell you, don't tease me, because I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on if I tease someone." Yun Mian said and moved to the side.

She was very excited at the moment, thinking to herself: Hehehe, the host is so impulsive, this task is simply a sub-question!

Yun Mian's words aroused Xiao Zhan's interest.

Over the years, all the concubines came to flirt with him one after another, but he has never had any wrong thoughts about anyone.

Don't know how fairies are seductive?
With a cheeky face, Xiao Zhan spit out a sentence: "I don't believe it, you try?"

Xiao Zhan's words aroused Yun Mian's fighting spirit, she stretched out her hand and crawled to Xiao Zhan's waist like an ant, and then——

He threw him from the tree.

"Hahaha~~~ I'm a fairy laughing to death." Yun Mian laughed so hard that the branches trembled, but after a while, the branch she was sitting on broke with a "bang", and she fell from the tree with a plop.

This time, it was her who was on Xiao Zhan's body.

"Hiss~~~" Xiao Zhan cried out in pain.

Some fairy fell from a tree and nearly broke him.

Seeing Xiao Zhan frowning in pain, Yun Mian immediately said with a guilty conscience: "Uh~~~ I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, so what, I'll go first."

As Yun Mian said, she wanted to run away.

Xiao Zhan felt that he had met an opponent today, and if he teased him, he would run away, and he would go crazy.

Xiao Zhan stretched out his hand and dragged Yun Mian back.

Yun Mian fell into Xiao Zhan's arms, feeling like falling into a wolf's den.

Yun Mian was confused for a moment, thinking: Fuck, this fairy was eaten tofu again?Oh no, it was almost hidden by the host!
These days, it's not easy to be a pregnancy fairy. You have to be forced to watch others consummate the house, and you have to prevent the host from unspoken rules!

I want to change my career, blah blah~~~
Xiao Zhan pulled Yun Mian up, looked around, and started looking for a way.

After looking at it for a while, he pointed in one direction and said, "Go over there, let's go out of this foggy forest first."

"Well, you are not a road idiot, are you? Don't take this fairy into the pit!" Yun Mian caught up with Xiao Zhan and walked side by side in the forest.

"Don't worry, although I don't have a good sense of direction, I'm lucky, and I can walk back even if I wander around." Xiao Zhan's self-confidence came from somewhere.

"Trust me once!" Yun Mian stopped fighting with Xiao Zhan, and planned to make up with him first, and wait until he got out of the foggy forest.

It's a pity, the weather is not beautiful!The two walked for two hours, but still did not turn out of the foggy forest.

"I'm exhausted! I'm not leaving~~wait for your guards to find me!" Yun Mian sat on a rock and refused to leave in anger.

"Are you fairies all so tempered? I haven't said I'm tired yet, why can't you walk anymore? Get up~~~ Continue." Xiao Zhan felt that two hours was just a warm-up for him, and he still had a lot more Energy waiting to be released.

I don't believe I can't get out of this foggy forest!

"I really can't walk anymore~~~ I'm so hungry, aren't you hungry?" Yun Mian swallowed, and protested while covering her stomach that was rumbling with hunger.

"Fairies are also hungry?" Xiao Zhan smiled at Yunmian naked, but she was obviously much more pleasing to the eye.

The little fairy was so good at coquettishly saying, "This fairy really can't walk anymore." Hearing that, Xiao Zhan's bones were crisp.

"Greedy~~~ want to eat." Yun Mian told the truth, as a fairy, she will not starve to death if she does not eat, but mortal food is a snack for her, it can satisfy her hunger, and she will not eat a meal Very hungry.

"Let's go, I'll take you to find fruit to eat." Xiao Zhan stretched out his hand, ready to pull Yun Mian.

"I'll go by myself." Yun Mian slapped Xiao Zhan's hand away, thinking: The host wants to unspokenly rule this fairy again?roll~~~
Yun Mian straightened up on her own, and Xiao Zhan searched for wild fruits in the woods.

After walking for a while, Yun Mian pointed to a bright red fruit tree and exclaimed, "Wow~~~ Are those cherries? They look delicious! This fairy can eat two baskets without panting."

Yun Mian said happily and ran towards the cherry tree.

It's a pity that the cherry tree is so tall that Yun Mian can't pick it even on tiptoe.

Xiao Zhan came over, leaned against her back, raised his hand, and easily picked a few fiery red cherries.

Yun Mian couldn't wait to take a red cherry from Xiao Zhan's palm to eat.

"Be careful, it's poisonous." Xiao Zhan stopped him, but the snack guy had already eaten the cherry.

After eating a cherry, Yun Mian nodded in satisfaction and said, "Wow~~~ It's delicious, delicious and juicy, without a core! Try it too."

Seeing that Yun Mian was not poisonous after eating it, Xiao Zhan didn't think too much about it, and immediately wiped a cherry and put it in his mouth.

As soon as he swallowed the cherry, Xiao Zhan frowned, his body tilted, and he fainted to the ground.

(End of this chapter)