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Chapter 177 Beach Volleyball

One of the most popular couple events on the west coast is beach volleyball as Tian Zhikuan said.

Its competition system has mandatory requirements, and one couple can play against another couple, or two couples can play against two other couples.

Of course, compared with regular beach volleyball, the rules here add two constraints.

First of all, there is a binding belt between the couple, and the fixed position is on the ankle. Specifically, the left ankle of the man and the left ankle of the woman are connected by a rope, and the same is true for the right ankle.

This is already a test of tacit understanding, and what is even more tricky is the length of the rope.

Stretch the rope completely, the distance is about half the length of the net from the center of the net to the edge of the net.

Assuming that Li Tao is standing in the center of his own court, Liu Renna can walk to the far left or the far right of the court exactly.

As for the second constraint, the positions chosen by the couple are fixed at the beginning. For example, Li Tao chose the left side, and Liu Renna is on the right side. Add points.

Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan looked like two prisoners being escorted to the execution ground, and Liu Renna followed closely behind them, apparently afraid that they would escape.

Li Tao yawned and followed lazily at the end, although the sea was a bit noisy because of the large number of people.

But the humid air continuously sent by the sea breeze is so pure and silky, it makes people want to fall on the soft sand and be caressed by the wind like glue.

The crystal-clear waters are full of playful couples, some galloping on surfboards, and some diving into the bottom of the sea for wet kisses.

The sense of vacation has arrived just right.

"Boom-boom-"

There was already a heavy blow on the volleyball court, Li Tao heard the sound and cast his gaze over there.

The server was a blond girl with big waves. I saw her leaping high, accompanied by waves one after another, and slammed the ball like a heavy cannon.

"Perfect smash! At the end of the game, the couple team composed of Sharapova and Antonio won the victory. Let us applaud this tacit couple!"

Driven by the referee, the audience applauded excitedly, and the atmosphere was quite good.

"Antonio……"

Li Tao's eyes, which had been half-closed lazily, finally opened at this moment, and he looked at the man wearing white gloves not far away, who was the successor of the Mafia that he had just met a while ago.

Theoretically speaking, Antonio's identity should be the same as Li Tao's.

Both the Mafia Party and the Blood Slaughter Gang belong to the overlord of the underground world, and they stand against each other with the Yamaguchi-gumi and the Dracula pirates.

There is not much difference in the power of the parties. The Yamaguchi-gumi and the Dracula pirates are 20.00% stronger than the other two in terms of comprehensive strength, but they cannot play a decisive role.

Antonio, who is also regarded as his successor, has the same status as Li Tao.

But there is still a difference between the Blood Slaughter Gang and the Mafia. Although the overall strength is the same, in the Blood Slaughter Gang, Liu Renna is a god and has a complete right to speak.

And Antonio is only the nephew of the current party leader, although the party leader has no heirs.

But Antonio's uncle, as the party leader, has many competitors, and if he dies, he will have [-]% of the right to speak.

From another point of view, Liu Renna obeyed Li Tao's words, and if outsiders really ranked positions, Li Tao would be above Liu Renna, and Antonio, a nephew, widened the gap.

Li Tao rubbed his chin and muttered: "Why is he here? Wasn't he very preoccupied in the hospital a few days ago..."

"Ah? Auntie didn't hear what you said clearly."

Li Tao came back to his senses and said softly, "It's nothing, just humming."

"Bao'er, there are so many people on this beach, so I won't change to the astringent Bi-Ki-Ni specially prepared for you. After the torture of these two bugs, let's find a deserted beach, hehehe... ..."

Liu Renna looked back and winked playfully at Li Tao, those beautiful eyes were meaningful and charming, Li Tao couldn't help shivering.

"Eh, you haven't been reformed twice, have you?" Li Tao asked with some melancholy.

Hearing his tone, Liu Renna rolled her eyes at him, and said angrily, "What are you talking about, why should I change it~"

After finishing speaking, she turned her little head back and continued to monitor the gay duo, Cherry Xiaozui murmured: "Anyway, it will be washed away by the sea, and the teasing is not bad for a while, why waste energy cutting it..."

Li Tao blinked and said, "Ah? Auntie, I didn't catch what you said."

"It's nothing, just humming~" Liu Renna said in a whiny voice.

Li Tao shrugged, and finally began to use his legs and feet to walk at a normal walking speed.

Not far ahead, they walked into the beach volleyball court.

Following the guiding signs, the four of them came to a quiet hut, where there was only a bald fat guy sleeping soundly on the table.

And the table was marked "Beach Volleyball Registration Office", Tian Zhikuan excitedly ran over, slapped the table, and roared: "Sign up! We two, we want to have a fight with the two of them!"

Before the fight, Li Tao felt that Tian Zhikuan and Deng Lei, who had their hips akimbo in front of them, were elated.

But with the appearance of these two people with bruised noses and swollen faces, it's hard to say how funny they are.

"My tender father, report to your ancestors!!!"

Fat brother's face turned green from the sudden awakening, he was dreaming of something good, Tian Zhikuan's voice and slap on the table almost didn't shake his uncle out.

"Why are you beating people? Don't touch my brother Kuan! If my brother Kuan hadn't been injured, he would blow you up with one fist, you villain, babble, I|fuck|you!"

This sudden brawl made Li Tao's eyelids twitch. He looked at this scene stupidly, and his jaw was about to kneel to them.

"boom--"

Liu Renna stomped her foot on the ground, and the floor cracked directly. The oppressive feeling of the villain instantly made the three people in the chaos bow their heads like little quails and fell silent.

"That's enough! Don't delay my old lady's good work, after I tortured you two bedbugs, I still have serious business to do!"

"What's the serious thing about slapping, bah, what do you mean it's going to be slapping?" Li Tao was going to watch the show, but he immediately questioned when he heard the crisis.

Liu Renna turned her head and blinked at him, and said coquettishly: "Auntie is talking about learning to swim, and the waves hit her, isn't it the sound of slapping?
"Could it be that my cub is thinking wrongly, think it's the slap sound produced by the collision of two bodies? If you can't wait, Aunt Liu can do it too~"

"No... swimming is fine!"

In fact, Li Tao was muttering in his heart that Liu Renna was much better at water than him, she taught Li Tao how to swim, now he suddenly started to pretend he couldn't swim, and he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd.

"Uh, this eldest sister..."

"boom--"

The bald fat guy flew into the ceiling, his body sank into the wall, and it took a while before he fell down due to gravity.

"Quack~"

The gay duo beat their chests gloatingly, they were taught a lesson by Fat Brother just now.

"Who's the eldest sister?" Liu Renna stepped on her bald head and asked expressionlessly.

"Sister, no..."

"Crack~"

Lying on the ground, the fat man slapped himself and asked humbly, "Madam, do you want to sign up for beach volleyball?"

"Yes, arrange it quickly."

The fat brother got up from the ground with tears in his eyes, and looked at the gay duo who had fallen into trouble, he said angrily, "What are you two doing here?"

Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan, who were gloating at first, turned their faces crooked instantly when they heard his words in a tone.

"What's wrong with us?"

"This is beach volleyball for couples, only couples can participate, what are you two!"

To Li Tao's surprise later, Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan's temperament became terrifying at the same time, and black air visible to the naked eye came out of their bodies.

Deng Lei said coldly: "Why, can't the two of us be lovers?"

Tian Zhikuan also said expressionlessly: "Did you know that this kind of discrimination is enough for extreme people to behead you?"

Fat Brother shivered, and he said forcefully, "Don't shoot me a map, I'll just call you two!"

Deng Lei asked coldly: "I just asked, do you want to sign up?"

The fat brother must have been coaxed, he "hummed", didn't answer the words, and came in front of Liu Renna and Li Tao with a notebook in his hands.

"It's really a man and a woman. It's a perfect match. Just sign here."

Liu Renna was very helpful and didn't make things difficult for him, and quickly wrote her name on it, but she didn't bother to write the rest of the identity information.

Fat Brother asked Li Tao for help with begging eyes, he sighed helplessly and could only help Aunt Liu fill out the form.

After Li Tao's work was completed, the fat brother walked up to Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan with a small notebook, and threw the notebook in front of their faces: "Fill it yourself, you have no choice, you have to compare with those two ancestors, I'll see if you can still be so tough after you play."

Liu Renna's explosive strength just now completely surpassed him, and the gay duo was beaten up by him just now. In such a comparison, Fat Brother thinks that his arrangement will definitely embarrass the gay duo.

"Heh, then just keep your eyes open. Brother Kuan and I are here on the beach volleyball court today, and let everyone witness our perfect love!"

"my love~"

"Brother Wide~"

"mua~"

"Hurry up, you two bedbugs! In front of my old lady, you fuck with each other, no one will be the same, Bao'er, we both boo boo~"

When Li Tao heard what she said, he turned around and was about to run away, but Aunt Liu grabbed his back collar from behind and pulled him back little by little like a chick.

"Open your mouth~"

"No, there is someone, aunt..."

"Zizi~"

After a long time, Li Tao was finally able to catch his breath. He took a look at himself with his mobile phone, and his face instantly looked loveless.

Aunt Liu gave out two sausage lips...

"Do you have a mask?" Li Tao walked up to Fat Brother and asked.

"Yes, yes, I'll get it for you~"

The fat guy squatted down and began to rummage through the tables and chairs, but the gay duo, who were confident in their plans, had already walked to the beach of the stadium ahead of time.

Not to be outdone, Aunt Liu greeted Li Tao and walked out.

Fat Brother managed to find a mask, and when he handed it to Li Tao, he lowered his voice and said, "Brother, I have a strong Y drug that works quite well, [-] points, enough for you to drink for a month~"

The corner of Li Tao's mouth twitched, and he asked back, "I need that?"

Fat Brother said with an ambiguous face: "Hey~ I'm not being honest, these thirty are like wolves and forty are like tigers, can she fall asleep without receiving a few shots a night? Believe me, buy it~"

"I do not want."

"I'll give you half price, [-]% discount, otherwise it will be free. You can use it as a trial product, and you will pay for it next month?"

Watching Li Tao walk out, Fat Brother started to automatically bargain to solicit customers.

Li Tao raised his eyebrows, looked back at Fat Brother and said, "Free?"

Fat Brother looked at the small porcelain bottle in his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "It's free!"

"That's fine, I'll take it."

Putting the medicine in his pocket, Li Tao walked towards the beach outside.

"It's easy to use, brother!"

In fact, Li Tao accepted this because he had something to do with Aunt Liu, but it was definitely not to vent on her, but to realize it.

Now the two of them live in poverty. Although Li Tao has no use for this free thing, he can sell it to others, which can improve their life.

"Bao'er, come here soon, tie those two ropes, and Auntie will take you to torture them!"

The appearance of Liu Renna gearing up made Li Tao panic, he walked over and sat beside Aunt Liu, and the staff began to wear equipment on their ankles.

Li Tao said with great interest: "The left foot is connected to the left foot, and the right foot is connected to the right foot. Doesn't it mean that even the steps must be unified?"

Liu Renna grabbed Li Tao's mask and said nonchalantly, "Don't be afraid, just leave it to Aunt Liu. Those two little bastards were the ones I met on the road before when I smashed the only aromatherapy bottle in the car." We passed, but unfortunately we didn’t catch up with them.”

"beep~"

A piercing whistle sounded.

"Please enter the contestants from both sides!"

Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan were really big-hearted. They were not afraid of the strange eyes of the world, and walked to the beach arm in arm.

When Li Tao was being dragged towards the venue by Aunt Liu, doubts suddenly arose in his heart. All along, he seemed to have never studied what makes the gay duo special.

If this was in another university, it would be fine, after all, the gay duo displayed foolish cerebral palsy.

But this is Luma University, and if Li Tao remembered well, in the classroom where Chu Dahao "died suddenly", Deng Lei even clamored that he was in class D.

That is, a Grade C student with higher qualifications than Li Tao.

He appeared in the Art Academy, so it's normal for his fighting ability to be crushed by Yoo In Na.

Before he knew it, Li Tao was already standing on the soft sand, he was standing on the left half of the field, and Aunt Liu was standing on the right half of the field.

"The contestants from both sides are already in place. Today's lineup is quite special. We saw two gay couples forming a team full of affection, and there was one team that didn't fill in the name?"

"Anyway, the woman wrote about the doctors of our school hospital, and the man wore a mask again, so he is called the doctor-patient dispute team."

"Cough, why is it called that name?"

Li Tao's face turned green after hearing this, but his protest| protest has been drowned out by the din of the crowd. This kind of special competition is really rare to see, and it has already aroused the audience's high interest.

"According to the lottery, the team is full of affection, serve first!"

"Brother Wide~"

Deng Lei just gave Tian Zhikuan a look, and he threw the volleyball high, and then slapped it in Liu Renna's direction.

Liu Renna's eyes were bright, and she was ready to catch the ball and fight back. I believe that with her wrist strength, Deng Lei and Tian Zhikuan can only take off.

Unexpectedly, Tian Zhikuan actually made a feint. Although he was pretending to hit the ball, it was actually Deng Lei who suddenly jumped out and dunked it.

And the direction is towards Li Tao.

"Aunt Liu, don't—"

(End of this chapter)