Queen, go for hegemony

Chapter 33 Big Fudge and Little Fudge

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Feng Chaowen recently added a new problem. After going to court every day, he always likes to stare at me, his eyes are painful and regretful, and he sometimes calls the imperial doctor to check the pulse.

I was numb from his gaze, and I didn't dare to disobey the emperor's orders, so I had no choice but to pour medicine into my stomach.

Today, while he was in his early morning, I took E Huang to the Tai Hospital.I stood for an hour in front of Shi Qing's medical case in the Taiyuan Hospital. I wanted to see the prescriptions I took every day and the pulse case I had diagnosed. Come.

I didn't understand anything other than the conclusion that I was probably seriously ill.His professional terminology made me, who knows nothing about medicine, deeply feel my ignorance.

Frustrated, he returned to the Chonghua Palace, and got into the depths of the dragon bed, unwilling to come down again.After Feng Chaowen came down to court, Ehuang vividly described my depression in the palace.

I got a deep hug from Feng Chaowen.

He fished me out from the depths of the dragon bed and held me in his arms. He looked at me seriously for a long time, and finally convinced me that I was in a bad mood. He shook me in his arms a few times, and I was dizzy from his shaking , pulled his ears and shouted repeatedly to stop, his face was tense, his phoenix eyes stared: "You dare to pull my ears?!"

I sighed quietly: "Your Majesty, Lord Shi said that I will die soon, while I am still alive, I will do all the things I wanted to do but dare not do before, so I can rest in peace when I die!"

His phoenix eyes narrowed into a line, directly ignoring the bad incident of my ear-pulling, gritted his teeth and asked, "What did Shi Qing say?"

I nodded again and again.

Master Shi, I'm sorry you're getting old!

"Although I don't quite understand what Master Shi said, but I don't see any effect after taking so many medicines every day. Master Shi said that besides my brain is broken, my body is also very bad..."

He looked at me dumbfounded, and sighed after a long while: "You really have a broken mind, and you blame me for that..."

I felt that he was quite sincere in blaming himself this time, and the opportunity was rare, so I quickly asked: "Actually, Your Majesty, although my brain is not very good, but I stay in the Chonghua Hall all day long, I am afraid I will be bored. I heard that. Master Shi is very skilled in medicine, why don't you let me study medicine with Master Shi?"

His phoenix eyes swept over me suspiciously, and I immediately threw myself into his arms in a heartbroken manner, burying my whole head in his arms, and said in a somber voice, "Your Majesty, I just want to learn. Doctor, Anan your own heart, are you unwilling to agree?"

On the second day, I took E Huang happily to the Tai Hospital.

When Lord Shi saw me, his eyes were dull.

I went up to do the apprentice salute, but he never came back to his senses.

"Girl, what are you?"

I smiled and said: "Master, Your Majesty has already agreed to the disciples to come and learn medicine. This is the disciple's ceremony!" I motioned to Ehuang to present a Duan inkstone that I had taken from Feng Chaowen's imperial case this morning. .

Ehuang generously stuffed the Duan inkstone into Master Shi's hand as if she was going to die, and then looked at it several times reluctantly.

I know she's worrying about her head and her ass.

Chonghua Hall lost His Majesty's Duan Inkstone... This crime has to be borne by someone.

Master Shi accepted the gift, but still didn't come to his senses.

I said solemnly: "I came to the Tai Hospital yesterday and listened to Master's words, which is better than reading ten years of books. Today, my disciples came here, and I specially learned from Master how to speak a clear sentence that confuses the listeners."

Master Shi shook his beard and looked at me excitedly. I thought he probably wanted to make me his confidant, so he let go of his courage: "Master, don't be restrained, just mind your own business. If you don’t understand something, you will naturally come to ask the teacher to respect you.”

He lowered his head to look at Duan Inkstone, with an expression of struggle and embarrassment on his face. He heard that Master Shi was crazy about inkstones.

In my life, I like to see people in a dilemma, hesitant and helpless, and I am enjoying watching it now. E Huang grabbed my sleeve and advised in a low voice: "Girl, why don't we take the inkstone back?"

I patted her furry head and taught me earnestly: "Xiaojia cold air! How can I take back what I gave?!" I raised my voice and scolded her: "Although this Fang Yan is a little more expensive, it is best to use it as a teacher. It's too suitable, how can you let me take it back?"

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Master Shi's eyes twinkle, and quickly glanced at me, and immediately put that Fang Duanyan into his medical case drawer, and closed the drawer door firmly, only then did it grow out. in one breath.

How can His Majesty's desk be anything ordinary!
The saying "cannibalism has a short mouth and short hands" is a good interpretation of Mr. Shi's recent life.

When I came to the Taiyuan Hospital, Ehuang said, Master Shi was living in dire straits.

I don't quite agree with that.Is it an extremely tormenting thing for a teacher to receive an apprentice who is diligent and eager to learn?
Feng Chaowen said that I was more diligent than he was in the court recently. I got up with him every day, and rushed to the Taiyuan Hospital before dawn. I didn’t see my shadow on the table after dinner, so I comforted him: “Life is too short to study hard. Endless!"

It happened that the political affairs in the DPRK and China were quite busy recently. I heard that there was a big Chen Yu Nie doing propaganda for the restoration of the country in several towns. This made him quite annoyed.

It is my master Shi Qingshi who really has a deep understanding of my busyness.

The Imperial Hospital is a land that collects the wonders of the world and the merits of good fortune. There are countless medicines in the medicine storehouse, and there are cases of emperors and concubines over the years, but I am a person who knows nothing about medicine. people.

It's a little weird to ask a question.

One day I took out Cistanche Cistanche and Epimedium Huolai from the medicine store, and held them high from the medicine store to the doctor's room, where I asked curiously, "Master, what is this? What is the effect of this medicine? "

His beard twitched violently, and he only gave a vague answer: "Medicine for men."

On the same day, I secretly decocted these two medicines and fed them to the female rabbit who was raised in the backyard of the Tai Hospital to test the medicine...

The next day the female rabbit died... It is said that she had tossed all night before she died...

I expressed my deep condolences for this, and looked at him innocently when Master came to question him: "I just want to see what effect the man's medicine female rabbit will have on eating..."

He was very angry, shaking his beard and staring at me for a while, and was invited by the maid in the Queen Mother's palace to check the pulse of the Queen Mother.

As an apprentice with excellent character and learning, and my memory is not very good, it is inevitable to ask the master a few more questions. Occasionally, I took the wrong medicine and put it in the box next to it, but it is not a big mistake .

Recently, the clerk in charge of the medicine store frowned when he saw me, and I patted his shoulder comfortingly: "Don't worry, little brother, when I recognize all these medicines, I will help you organize the medicine store!" From the library's box, he randomly took a reed stick-like thing and took it to the teacher's honor.

Master also had a sad face that day. He sat in front of the medical case and turned a blind eye to the reed stick, because no matter how detailed he explained and his mouth was dry, I remembered it at the time, or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. I will bring it back and ask him for advice—His Majesty the Emperor can testify that my brain is really broken.

He looked at me tentatively: "Teacher, why don't I show you your prescription and pulse case for the teacher?"

I shook my head, ambitious: "Master, don't worry, wait for the apprentice to learn medicine, and he will prescribe the pulse for himself."

He jumped up: "Even if you prescribe a recipe for your teacher to eat, don't eat it yourself!" He said and looked at my stomach worriedly.

This is probably the after-effects of the female rabbit I poisoned to him.

I can't bear to make a master of my age so excited, I'm really a disrespectful apprentice.

"Master, don't worry, although I still can't recognize all the medicines in the medicine storehouse, but in time, I think—" He interrupted me, and angrily pulled out the pulse record and prescription from his drawer, "It doesn't take time, you can now You can watch it!"

I shook my head, "Teacher, let's learn more, in time——"

"Don't wait any longer, I can tell you right now that your health is fine, and what His Majesty asked for was only the medicine for pregnancy..."

Feng Chao heard about you beast!

I gritted my teeth and smiled, I will settle accounts with you when I finish this matter!
I said, "Master, I really don't want to know what medicine I'm drinking, but since you said it, all your hard work is for the disciple, and the disciple will definitely repay you! The case has been preserved, I just want to know the pulse case of the former regent."

His face became serious: "You are...his..."

I said calmly: "He is my father."

His expression was extremely complicated, "Your Majesty said, the pulse case of the former regent must not be leaked." I stared at him for a long time,

He found a file from the large cabinet behind him, pulled out a pulse case from it, and handed it over.

"Since you are his daughter, it doesn't matter if you think about it."

I scrutinized the words above, except for the official title, I don't really understand the content.Just for this pulse case, I had thought of coming to the Taiyuan Hospital, but since the imperial doctor who had checked my father's pulse disappeared, this Taiyuan hospital was a forbidden place for me, and it was difficult to get close to it with ordinary steps.

"Master, do you think this disciple can understand?"

He took it and looked at it carefully again, and then he said concisely: "The former regent died of poisoning."

I stared at him blankly, Master who loves fooling people, this is definitely not what you said.

He said again: "The regent of the previous dynasty died of poisoning."

My heart was hit by a heavy hammer, my limbs suddenly lost strength, and I fell backwards with a bang. My mind was buzzing non-stop, and I could vaguely hear Ehuang's scream. All these things were getting farther and farther away from me...

(End of this chapter)